Category Archives: Petunia and Pals

Petunia & Pals Wins The Morning!!1!

Pravda competitor Petunia & Pals: Ainsley Earhardt: The government shutdown is “an inconvenience,” but “you deserve to be able to go to sleep at night and not have to worry about being killed by an illegal immigrant.” pic.twitter.com/BiYK6tCiw8 — Bobby … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, immigration, Petunia and Pals, racism, Talentless Hacks, White Punks on Dope | 15 Comments

Petunia & Pals Wins The Morning!

The Death of the Media Trump TeeVee! Fox disciplines employees who set up Trump aide appearance  “Fox News Channel said Tuesday that it is disciplining employees involved in an email exchange with an aide to President Trump’s former EPA administrator … Continue reading

Posted in Death of the Media, Fox News, media, Petunia and Pals, snark | 4 Comments

Merry Xmas From Brian Kilmead

Petunia & Pals most gifted co-host, Brian Kilmead (“the dumb one”), gave MAGA hat christmas ornaments to his friends and family, but he wants us to know that he did NOT know that buying these things from Candidate Stupid’s campaign … Continue reading

Posted in Petunia and Pals | 20 Comments

Petunia and Pals Wins the Morning!

Hey guys, remember the other day when expert-level grammarian Comrade ‘Eats, Shoots, and Leaves’ Trump excused himself because he tried to avoid a double-negative (or was it a positive?!) when he meant to say wouldn’t when he said would about Russians … Continue reading

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, Petunia and Pals, snark | 9 Comments

Petunia & Pals Wins The Day

Abby Huntsman takes the pole position to be the Greatest Petunia of the B-team Petunias.

Posted in Fox News, media, Petunia and Pals | 2 Comments

Petunia and Pals: Where Spinning Goes Off The Rails

Fox host and Trump adviser Pet Hegseth on Kim Jong Un: "The guy who wants to meet with Dennis Rodman and loves NBA basketball and loves western pop culture, probably doesn't love being the guy that has to murder his … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, Petunia and Pals | 7 Comments

It Is To Laugh

h Honest-to-blog: “Trump’s tweets and actions frequently correspond with segments on “Fox & Friends.” “His move to send National Guard troops to the border with Mexico came after the show reported on a caravan of immigrants headed north. When “F&F” … Continue reading

Posted in Petunia and Pals, Pundits who make me crazy, The Fox Effect | 6 Comments

Tomi Lahren Gets A Perfect 10 From The Russian Judges!

Sweet Jeebus, no: You can’t impeach Trump because ‘he won the election’ “There have been a great many stupid things said in Trump’s defense, but Fox News contributor Tomi Lahren deserves special recognition for her thoughts on impeaching Trump. “On … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Fox News, ITMFA, Petunia and Pals, Tomi Lahren | 7 Comments

Petunia & Pals Wins The Morning!

CNN has audio from Prznint Stupid at Merde-a-Lardo: “He’s now president for life. President for life. No, he’s great,” Trump said. “And look, he was able to do that. I think it’s great. Maybe we’ll have to give that a … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, media, Petunia and Pals | 3 Comments

Petunia and Pals Wins the Morning

There’s a scene in 1988’s Heathers where the doofus character Pauline Fleming says, “Whether to kill yourself or not is one of the most important decisions a teenager can make.” Not since then have I ever heard anything quite as dumb … Continue reading

Posted in Petunia and Pals | 8 Comments