Category Archives: Petunia and Pals

Petunia & Pals Wins The Morning!

Jedediah Bila both-sides her defense of Trump from comparisons to the New Zealand shooter: "Regardless of political ideology, you cannot link the actions of a maniac and the workings of a maniac to any politician, left or right. That is … Continue reading

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Domestic Terrorism, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Petunia and Pals | 6 Comments

Eiron, The Goddess of Irony, Laughed So Hard She Farted

Bloomberg should buy Eiron some Bean-O (emphasis mine): “State Department spokeswoman Heather Nauert is withdrawing from consideration as President Donald Trump’s nominee to be ambassador to the United Nations, according to a statement. Nauert’s nomination began to falter after the … Continue reading

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Shake Hands With Petunia & Pals!

Imagine you are one of the damned, waiting in the outer-ring of Hell (Petunia & Pal’s weekend B-Team Green Room, and let that sink in) for your turn to be interviewed on the Curvy Crotch Couch o’ Doom, and as … Continue reading

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Petunia & Pals Wins The Morning!!1!

Pravda competitor Petunia & Pals: Ainsley Earhardt: The government shutdown is “an inconvenience,” but “you deserve to be able to go to sleep at night and not have to worry about being killed by an illegal immigrant.” pic.twitter.com/BiYK6tCiw8 — Bobby … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, immigration, Petunia and Pals, racism, Talentless Hacks, White Punks on Dope | 15 Comments

Petunia & Pals Wins The Morning!

The Death of the Media Trump TeeVee! Fox disciplines employees who set up Trump aide appearance  “Fox News Channel said Tuesday that it is disciplining employees involved in an email exchange with an aide to President Trump’s former EPA administrator … Continue reading

Posted in Death of the Media, Fox News, media, Petunia and Pals, snark | 4 Comments

Merry Xmas From Brian Kilmead

Petunia & Pals most gifted co-host, Brian Kilmead (“the dumb one”), gave MAGA hat christmas ornaments to his friends and family, but he wants us to know that he did NOT know that buying these things from Candidate Stupid’s campaign … Continue reading

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Petunia and Pals Wins the Morning!

Hey guys, remember the other day when expert-level grammarian Comrade ‘Eats, Shoots, and Leaves’ Trump excused himself because he tried to avoid a double-negative (or was it a positive?!) when he meant to say wouldn’t when he said would about Russians … Continue reading

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Petunia & Pals Wins The Day

Abby Huntsman takes the pole position to be the Greatest Petunia of the B-team Petunias.

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Petunia and Pals: Where Spinning Goes Off The Rails

Fox host and Trump adviser Pet Hegseth on Kim Jong Un: "The guy who wants to meet with Dennis Rodman and loves NBA basketball and loves western pop culture, probably doesn't love being the guy that has to murder his … Continue reading

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It Is To Laugh

h Honest-to-blog: “Trump’s tweets and actions frequently correspond with segments on “Fox & Friends.” “His move to send National Guard troops to the border with Mexico came after the show reported on a caravan of immigrants headed north. When “F&F” … Continue reading

Posted in Petunia and Pals, Pundits who make me crazy, The Fox Effect | 6 Comments