Category Archives: Petunia and Pals

The Morning Quote, From Petunia and Pals!

42 Days Until The Election It’s always a good day when Eiron wakes up laughing: Trump gives himself an "A+" on pandemic response. We've done a "phenomenal job, not just a good job, a phenomenal job, other than public relations, … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday, Petunia, er, Ainsley Earhardt

Petunia and Pals co-host, Ainsley Earhardt  is celebrating her 44th birthday today, though oddly the number 44 was not in the birthday announcement on Tiger Beat on the Potomac’s society pages today. An oversight, I’m certain.

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs   It’s a dream come true: Petunia & Pals, starring Lord Damp Nut! Wut? He’s says going to put his lardass on the scurvy couch every week? President Trump, on Fox & Friends, announces he will … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday, Brian Kilmeade

Petunia and Pals Co-Host, The Dumb One turned 56 today, and that’s more toes and finger than he has (I hope, but one never knows) so he might not be able to count it out and I hope the Other … Continue reading

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Priorities!

“all my friends are saying you know, this is not a priority, people are dying and i realize that, but they can’t get their nails done” pic.twitter.com/UnkqFdvvmp — Bobby Lewis (@revrrlewis) March 26, 2020 The Dumb one and even the … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Oh, dear. The Dumb one was trying to say sumpin’ again, and Dr. Freud walked by in a slip, again: Brian Kilmeade warns that immigration threatens to “destroy the color of — the culture of the … Continue reading

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Petunia And Pals in the News!

The IndyStar tells us… “Ex-Fox & Friends co-host Clayton Morris has left the country amid more than two dozen lawsuits from investors who say he defrauded them in real estate deals involving properties in Indianapolis. “ And I guess we … Continue reading

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Comrade Prznint Stupid To Take His Road Show To Ireland (Golfing & Grifting, cont.)

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (Thanks Charlie!) gives us Prznint Stupid’s busy schedule for the remainder of his UK Vacation (worst movie in the series): TRUMP’S WEDNESDAY — The president and first lady Melania Trump will leave London at 9:35 … Continue reading

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Petunia & Pals Wins Sunday!

This is an actual banner from "Fox & Friends Weekend." 6:03am today. I double checked because I didn't believe it at first. Hat tip @BadFoxGraphics pic.twitter.com/tTNH0Y7a25 — Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) March 31, 2019 (Hat tip: Scissorhead DCap)

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Petunia & Pals Wins The Morning!

Jedediah Bila both-sides her defense of Trump from comparisons to the New Zealand shooter: "Regardless of political ideology, you cannot link the actions of a maniac and the workings of a maniac to any politician, left or right. That is … Continue reading

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