Category Archives: Petunia and Pals

Happy Birthday, Brian Kilmeade

Petunia and Pals Co-Host, The Dumb One turned 56 today, and that’s more toes and finger than he has (I hope, but one never knows) so he might not be able to count it out and I hope the Other … Continue reading

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“all my friends are saying you know, this is not a priority, people are dying and i realize that, but they can’t get their nails done” — Bobby Lewis (@revrrlewis) March 26, 2020 The Dumb one and even the … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Oh, dear. The Dumb one was trying to say sumpin’ again, and Dr. Freud walked by in a slip, again: Brian Kilmeade warns that immigration threatens to “destroy the color of — the culture of the … Continue reading

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Petunia And Pals in the News!

The IndyStar tells us… “Ex-Fox & Friends co-host Clayton Morris has left the country amid more than two dozen lawsuits from investors who say he defrauded them in real estate deals involving properties in Indianapolis. “ And I guess we … Continue reading

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Comrade Prznint Stupid To Take His Road Show To Ireland (Golfing & Grifting, cont.)

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (Thanks Charlie!) gives us Prznint Stupid’s busy schedule for the remainder of his UK Vacation (worst movie in the series): TRUMP’S WEDNESDAY — The president and first lady Melania Trump will leave London at 9:35 … Continue reading

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Petunia & Pals Wins Sunday!

This is an actual banner from "Fox & Friends Weekend." 6:03am today. I double checked because I didn't believe it at first. Hat tip @BadFoxGraphics — Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) March 31, 2019 (Hat tip: Scissorhead DCap)

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Petunia & Pals Wins The Morning!

Jedediah Bila both-sides her defense of Trump from comparisons to the New Zealand shooter: "Regardless of political ideology, you cannot link the actions of a maniac and the workings of a maniac to any politician, left or right. That is … Continue reading

Posted in Domestic Terrorism, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Petunia and Pals | 6 Comments

Eiron, The Goddess of Irony, Laughed So Hard She Farted

Bloomberg should buy Eiron some Bean-O (emphasis mine): “State Department spokeswoman Heather Nauert is withdrawing from consideration as President Donald Trump’s nominee to be ambassador to the United Nations, according to a statement. Nauert’s nomination began to falter after the … Continue reading

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Shake Hands With Petunia & Pals!

Imagine you are one of the damned, waiting in the outer-ring of Hell (Petunia & Pal’s weekend B-Team Green Room, and let that sink in) for your turn to be interviewed on the Curvy Crotch Couch o’ Doom, and as … Continue reading

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Petunia & Pals Wins The Morning!!1!

Pravda competitor Petunia & Pals: Ainsley Earhardt: The government shutdown is “an inconvenience,” but “you deserve to be able to go to sleep at night and not have to worry about being killed by an illegal immigrant.” — Bobby … Continue reading

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