Category Archives: Petunia and Pals

Petunia and Pals Wins the Morning!

Hey guys, remember the other day when expert-level grammarian Comrade ‘Eats, Shoots, and Leaves’ Trump excused himself because he tried to avoid a double-negative (or was it a positive?!) when he meant to say wouldn’t when he said would about Russians … Continue reading

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Petunia & Pals Wins The Day

Abby Huntsman takes the pole position to be the Greatest Petunia of the B-team Petunias.

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Petunia and Pals: Where Spinning Goes Off The Rails

Fox host and Trump adviser Pet Hegseth on Kim Jong Un: "The guy who wants to meet with Dennis Rodman and loves NBA basketball and loves western pop culture, probably doesn't love being the guy that has to murder his … Continue reading

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It Is To Laugh

h Honest-to-blog: “Trump’s tweets and actions frequently correspond with segments on “Fox & Friends.” “His move to send National Guard troops to the border with Mexico came after the show reported on a caravan of immigrants headed north. When “F&F” … Continue reading

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Tomi Lahren Gets A Perfect 10 From The Russian Judges!

Sweet Jeebus, no: You can’t impeach Trump because ‘he won the election’ “There have been a great many stupid things said in Trump’s defense, but Fox News contributor Tomi Lahren deserves special recognition for her thoughts on impeaching Trump. “On … Continue reading

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Petunia & Pals Wins The Morning!

CNN has audio from Prznint Stupid at Merde-a-Lardo: “He’s now president for life. President for life. No, he’s great,” Trump said. “And look, he was able to do that. I think it’s great. Maybe we’ll have to give that a … Continue reading

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Petunia and Pals Wins the Morning

There’s a scene in 1988’s Heathers where the doofus character Pauline Fleming says, “Whether to kill yourself or not is one of the most important decisions a teenager can make.” Not since then have I ever heard anything quite as dumb … Continue reading

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Idle Speculation and Wild Conjecture

This tweet has been stuck in the back of my mind all day: Sorry, but this is years ago, before Paul Manafort was part of the Trump campaign. But why aren't Crooked Hillary & the Dems the focus????? — Donald … Continue reading

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Petunia and Pals Wins The Morning!

Fox & Friends host Pete Hegseth on the Warriors statement: "I mean, equality, diversity and inclusion. It reads like a left-wing rap sheet." pic.twitter.com/bNxb0gUHT3 — Sopan Deb (@SopanDeb) September 24, 2017

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Petunia and Pals Wins The Morning!

“Do you worry 100 years from now someone is going to take that memorial down like they are trying to remake our memorials today?” the stupidest one on the curvy couch asked, clearly referencing moves to take down Confederate monuments … Continue reading

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