Category Archives: Petunia and Pals

Sometimes Fox Informs Its Viewers By Accident

Posted on March 28, 2023 by tengrain

Someone from the Highland Park shooting just happened to be in the vicinity when Fox News was about to record their bit. One of the mics was live and air and they broadcast her statement wow. a woman makes a … Continue reading →

Posted in Fox News, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Petunia and Pals | 6 Comments

Here’s Some Stupid To Start Your Day

Posted on March 15, 2023 by tengrain

Brian Kilmeade on Trump: "Since he went to East Palestine, stopped having lunch with white supremacists … this is the most disciplined I've ever seen him." pic.twitter.com/fuZz0ui1eX — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 14, 2023 You just cannot get insight like … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Petunia and Pals | 12 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two? Oh, Just Take The Damn Bowl…

Posted on March 14, 2023 by tengrain

As we all know, Fox News has dropped Hair Füror like a orange-hot rock and has moved all of their attention to Floriduh’s lowlife in high heels, Gubnor Ron DisHonest: lol Brian Kimeade and Ron DeSantis play catch while Kilmeade conducts … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Cracker Orban Ron ‘Meatball’ DeSantis, Fox News, Petunia and Pals | 7 Comments

Petunia and Pals Tries Promoting Meatball*

Posted on March 2, 2023 by tengrain

Meatball* was plugging his new book and testing his 2024 message, joined Petunia and Palls (virtually) on Tuesday. As part of the coverage, the rapey-faced co-host, Brian Kilmead (AKA “the Dumb One”) was working a live audience at the Metro … Continue reading →

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Petunia & Pals Update

Posted on February 25, 2023 by tengrain

No Lie Detected: Good to know. pic.twitter.com/yLhIX7nLX0 — The Recount (@therecount) February 24, 2023

Posted in Fox News, Petunia and Pals | 5 Comments

Eiron, The Goddess of Irony Laughed So Hard She Farted

Posted on July 8, 2022 by tengrain

  Fox & Friends obliviously criticizing Boris Johnson for being untrustworthy, refusing to leave office, creating chaos, and mishandling Covid — after years of running interference for you know who — is pretty rich pic.twitter.com/ddyPyri968 — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) July … Continue reading →

Posted in Fox News, Petunia and Pals | 7 Comments

Good News For John McCain!

Posted on February 5, 2022 by tengrain

The US added an ass-kicking 467,000 jobs in January and it gave Fox News’ Petunia and Pals an epic sad because they had been promised a devastating economic slump: Up until just *seconds* before the release of the January jobs report, Fox News … Continue reading →

Posted in Fox News, Jobs! Jobs! Jobs!, Petunia and Pals, President Handsome Joe Biden | 4 Comments

Area Druids Mourns Fox News Tree-like Thingie

Posted on December 9, 2021 by tengrain

  The look that the Dumb One gives Petunia when she says it is about Jeebus and Hanukkah is priceless. Oh, as for tree-like thingie: it wasn’t actually a tree: Fox News rn pic.twitter.com/mtQiecTvw7 — Jim Keane (@jamestkeane) December 8, … Continue reading →

Posted in Fox News, People Dumber than Dolphins, Petunia and Pals, War on Christmas | 8 Comments

Meanwhile, In Opposite World

Posted on July 18, 2021 by tengrain

Pravda competitor Petunia & Pals, is objecting to calling out lies, because: censorship. Unbelievable. Raggedy Anthrax really says that she is more honest than Jen Psaki.

Posted in Petunia and Pals, Raggedy Anthrax Kayleigh McEnany | 11 Comments

Bedtime Reading?

Posted on June 28, 2021 by tengrain

We’re assuming a fact not in evidence: Kilmeade can read?! — Tengrain ✂️ 6-feet-away-or-6-feet-under (@Tengrain) June 28, 2021 I guess I should not be surprised that out of all books, Kilmeade would cop to reading that one, and it’s a tell … Continue reading →

Posted in Critical Race Theory, Fox News, Petunia and Pals, racism, snark, White Punks on Dope | 2 Comments