Category Archives: media

History Will Repeat Itself, Mark Halperin

One of the comments I have heard this weekend is that indicting Trump will only make him stronger. “Lay-off the Star Wars, Obi-Wan,” I think to myself. And then to confirm that I am right, lo! no one other than … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, 2024 Goat Rodeo, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Mark Halperin, Newsmax, Talentless Hacks | 3 Comments

SVB News Blame Game: Fox Rounds Up All The Usual Suspects!

By now we all know what caused the run on SVB was, uh, Wokeness? Anyway, that apparently was too vague for the mouth breathers in Fox News’ demo, so Tucker Carlson et all decided to embroider a little bit: Lately, … Continue reading

Posted in Black Lives Matter, Fox News, Our Failed Political Press, racism, Talentless Hacks, Tucker Carlson, White Punks on Dope, Wingnuttia | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News This was not the lead item in the latest Quinnipiac poll, but boy-howdy, it should be! Misinformation Three-quarters of Americans (75 percent) think the spreading of misinformation in the United States today is a very serious problem, … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, The Big Lie | 3 Comments

Shorter George Will: ‘Get Off My Lawn!’

The longer version is at the WaPo, but it is essentially about how the students at Stanford Law School were rude to an arguably transphobic, gun nut Fifth Circuit Judge who was a guest speaker as invited by [checks notes] … Continue reading

Posted in Free Speech, Talentless Hacks, The Law | 7 Comments

Here’s Some Stupid To Start Your Day

Brian Kilmeade on Trump: "Since he went to East Palestine, stopped having lunch with white supremacists … this is the most disciplined I've ever seen him." — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 14, 2023 You just cannot get insight like … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Petunia and Pals | 12 Comments

W$J: ‘White, Like Me’

From the Wall Street Journal's explanation of why Silicon Valley Bank failed: — Brian Merchant (@bcmerchant) March 13, 2023 The W$J is totally saying 12 angry, er, white dudes would have avoided this mess at Silicon Valley Bank. So … Continue reading

Posted in Bankster Bastards, Bastards, Our Failed Political Press, racism, Rat Bastards, Wall St. Journal, White Punks on Dope | 10 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two? Oh, Just Take The Damn Bowl…

As we all know, Fox News has dropped Hair Füror like a orange-hot rock and has moved all of their attention to Floriduh’s lowlife in high heels, Gubnor Ron DisHonest: lol Brian Kimeade and Ron DeSantis play catch while Kilmeade conducts … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Fox News, Petunia and Pals, Ron ‘Meatball’ DeSantis | 7 Comments

Hostage Taking Today

The so-called Freedom Caucus have announced their demands that must be met OR ELSE they will destroy the US/World economy, and oddly they did not use letters cut out from magazines glued to a piece of paper: What happened: The … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, Hostage Taking Today, Insurrection, People Dumber than Dolphins, Possum Hollar, Rep. Scott Perry, The Stupid Coup | 6 Comments

Hot Takes from Fox Business!

In the history of HOT TAKES, Rep. James Comer stands alone: "They were one of the most woke banks" — James Comer on SVB Bank — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 12, 2023

Posted in Fox News | 8 Comments

The Weaponizing Government Hearings Are Going Swell

Look, if DWS can punch holes in the hearings, anyone can: Matt Taibbi sits there looking stupid after getting his face cracked with receipts of his own words on Joe Rogan’s podcast — chris evans (@notcapnamerica) March 9, 2023 … Continue reading

Posted in Gym Jordan, Talentless Hacks | 7 Comments