Category Archives: OANN

DirecTV to Newsmax: Buh-bye

Yup, they kicked Newsman in the AON, er, comp-loompas, and Republicans are howling that a private business is making, you know, business decisions: In an emailed statement to CBS MoneyWatch, DirecTV said it is no longer airing Newsmax on the … Continue reading

Posted in Free Speech, Newsmax, OANN, Our Failed Political Press, Wingnuttia | 2 Comments

OANN: ‘We Regret The Error’ – I’ll say!

Guys, One America News Network ran a pre-recorded, 30-second segment acknowledging that there was “no widespread voter fraud” by Georgia election workers in the 2020 Goat Rodeo. Now this is NOT the billion Amero defamation law suit from Dominion, this … Continue reading

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, OANN, Our Failed Political Press, The Big Lie | 7 Comments

Fox News Is Bad For You As Proven By Science

Guys, we’ve always known that Fox News is the worst, and many of us have lost family and friends to that toxic brand (full disclosure: Jen is a Twitter buddy) but it’s always been anecdotal: a father here, a brother there, … Continue reading

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The Media Landscape Is Changing

DirecTV has decided to no longer carry One America News (or ONAN as we call it here. * snicker *), that that pretty much will be a death blow to those fascists: DirecTV announced Friday evening that it would be … Continue reading

Posted in OANN, Our Failed Political Press, Talentless Hacks | 3 Comments

The Stupid Coup Will Be Televised

Coming to a teevee machine near you: The House committee investigating the Jan. 6 attack on the Capitol plans to begin holding public hearings in the new year to tell the story of the insurrection from start to finish while … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, media, Morning NO!, MTP with UpChuck, Newsmax, OANN, Our Failed Political Press, The Stupid Coup | 4 Comments

He Seems Nice

There's a real fascist vibe to this One America News personality calming calling for the execution of potentially tens of thousands of Americans over fake voter fraud claims. — Will Sommer (@willsommer) June 24, 2021

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, OANN, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 13 Comments

Now NOT Hiring!

I guess alleged kiddie connoisseur Matt Gaetz need not apply: Fox has no interest in hiring Matt Gaetz I would hope that they have no interest in booking him for interviews again after his chat with Tucker Carlson, which concluded … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, Matt Gaetz, Newsmax, OANN, Sex fiends, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans) | 4 Comments

We Are Failing Our Failed Political Press

Guys, if you were wondering why our failed political press is frantically inserting Lord Damp Nut  into almost every article (and in so many headlines), we have a supposition (or maybe that’s a suppository?) provided to us by the WaPo, … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, NBC, Newsmax, OANN, Our Failed Political Press | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Pooty helped (or tried to help) Lord Damp Nut in the 2020 Goat Rodeo, because it worked so spectacularly well for him in 2016: US intelligence report says Russia used Trump allies to influence 2020 election with … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Fox News, Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Newsmax, OANN, Pooty-Poot Putin | 6 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Bottle Blondes Raggedy Anthrax’ financial disclosures show she is gonna go work for Fox News. Former White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany is the latest official to take advantage of the revolving door between Fox News and the Trump administration. … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, Newsmax, OANN, Our Failed Political Press, Raggedy Anthrax Kayleigh McEnany, snark | 12 Comments