Category Archives: Newsmax

Report: Cable News Channel Is Not Hiring Pedophile-Adjacent Applicants

PizzaGaetz Comedy ensues as Congress’ Aging Prom Date, pedophile-adjacent Rep. Matt Gaetz tries to find gainful employment, you know, should he have to suddenly pay legal fees to defend himself after he is eventually kicked out of the House (or … Continue reading

Posted in Matt Gaetz, Newsmax, Sex fiends | 4 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid, Newsmax?

This Newsmax host just conducted an entire interview with Sean Spicer on mute — Aidan McLaughlin (@aidnmclaughlin) April 1, 2021 Actually, this seems like a fine policy.

Posted in Newsmax, People Dumber than Dolphins | 8 Comments

Now NOT Hiring!

I guess alleged kiddie connoisseur Matt Gaetz need not apply: Fox has no interest in hiring Matt Gaetz I would hope that they have no interest in booking him for interviews again after his chat with Tucker Carlson, which concluded … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, Matt Gaetz, Newsmax, OANN, Sex fiends, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans) | 4 Comments

Area Propagandist Seeks New Delivery Platform

Axios morning email thingie alerts us a shift in the Event Horizon: Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.) has privately told confidants he’s seriously considering not seeking re-election and possibly leaving Congress early for a job at Newsmax, three sources with direct … Continue reading

Posted in Floriduh, Matt Gaetz, media, Newsmax, Our Failed Political Press, Talentless Hacks, Wingnuttia | 15 Comments

We Are Failing Our Failed Political Press

Guys, if you were wondering why our failed political press is frantically inserting Lord Damp Nut  into almost every article (and in so many headlines), we have a supposition (or maybe that’s a suppository?) provided to us by the WaPo, … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, NBC, Newsmax, OANN, Our Failed Political Press | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Pooty helped (or tried to help) Lord Damp Nut in the 2020 Goat Rodeo, because it worked so spectacularly well for him in 2016: US intelligence report says Russia used Trump allies to influence 2020 election with … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Fox News, Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Newsmax, OANN, Pooty-Poot Putin | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News When cruelty is all you got: So this smug asshole thinks that a stammer is funny? Add a laugh track to your mockery and say, “Hey man, can’t you take a joke?”

Posted in Newsmax, Our Failed Political Press | 17 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Bottle Blondes Raggedy Anthrax’ financial disclosures show she is gonna go work for Fox News. Former White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany is the latest official to take advantage of the revolving door between Fox News and the Trump administration. … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, Newsmax, OANN, Our Failed Political Press, Raggedy Anthrax Kayleigh McEnany, snark | 12 Comments

Right-Wing Noise Machine Blames Antifa!

It all started when Floriduh’s own testimonial to sober living and hair gel, Matt Gaetz suggested that Antifa was behind the Republican Insurrection and Coup last night, and it spread like wildfire to all the usual suspects. Axios’ morning email … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, media, Newsmax, OANN, Our Failed Political Press, snark | 6 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid, Maria?

Business Insider: “Dominion Voting Systems has sent letters to Fox News, as well as the right-wing media outlets Newsmax and One America News warning it may sue over the baseless conspiracy theory that the election technology company manipulated the results … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Conspiracy Theorists, Fox News, Junkie Limbaugh, Lou Dobbs, Newsmax, OANN, Sean ’Thumbhead' Hannity | 5 Comments