Category Archives: Newsmax

Small Gubmint Enthusiast Seeks Gubmint Intervention

DeSantis is asked during a news conference for his view on DirecTV dropping Newsmax. He says it warrants a congressional investigation. — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 31, 2023 Governor Whiney McFascist doesn’t think that companies should make their own … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Fascism, Newsmax, Our Failed Political Press, Ron DeSantis | 3 Comments

DirecTV to Newsmax: Buh-bye

Yup, they kicked Newsman in the AON, er, comp-loompas, and Republicans are howling that a private business is making, you know, business decisions: In an emailed statement to CBS MoneyWatch, DirecTV said it is no longer airing Newsmax on the … Continue reading

Posted in Free Speech, Newsmax, OANN, Our Failed Political Press, Wingnuttia | 2 Comments

Our Failed Political Press ™: Zelenski 1, Newsmax 0

This is great (emphasis mine): Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy shut down a Newsmax interviewer [Newsmax anchor Rob Schmitt] who prompted him to say that there would be no war in Ukraine if former President Donald Trump were still US president. “There … Continue reading

Posted in Newsmax, Our Failed Political Press, Ukraine War | 4 Comments

Report: Fox News Covers Their Assets

Conservative media/Fox News is trying to do anything but cover the revelations that would-be Speaker of the House K-Mac is in deep trouble with the MAGA Caucus for dissing on Dear Leader and suggesting that social media ought to kick … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, K-Mac Kevin McCarthy who is very bad at his job, Newsmax, Our Failed Political Press | 3 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Posted in Newsmax, Our Failed Political Press, racism, White Punks on Dope | 16 Comments

The Stupid Coup Will Be Televised

Coming to a teevee machine near you: The House committee investigating the Jan. 6 attack on the Capitol plans to begin holding public hearings in the new year to tell the story of the insurrection from start to finish while … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, media, Morning NO!, MTP with UpChuck, Newsmax, OANN, Our Failed Political Press, The Stupid Coup | 4 Comments

She Seems Nice

Frothy Santorum is going to love his new colleagues: This is Newsmax's White House correspondent — Justin Baragona (@justinbaragona) November 2, 2021 Seek help, lady.

Posted in media, Newsmax, Pandemics, The Devil's Army, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha, Vaccine | 15 Comments

Report: Cable News Channel Is Not Hiring Pedophile-Adjacent Applicants

PizzaGaetz Comedy ensues as Congress’ Aging Prom Date, pedophile-adjacent Rep. Matt Gaetz tries to find gainful employment, you know, should he have to suddenly pay legal fees to defend himself after he is eventually kicked out of the House (or … Continue reading

Posted in Matt Gaetz, Newsmax, Sex fiends | 4 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid, Newsmax?

This Newsmax host just conducted an entire interview with Sean Spicer on mute — Aidan McLaughlin (@aidnmclaughlin) April 1, 2021 Actually, this seems like a fine policy.

Posted in Newsmax, People Dumber than Dolphins | 8 Comments

Now NOT Hiring!

I guess alleged kiddie connoisseur Matt Gaetz need not apply: Fox has no interest in hiring Matt Gaetz I would hope that they have no interest in booking him for interviews again after his chat with Tucker Carlson, which concluded … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, Matt Gaetz, Newsmax, OANN, Sex fiends, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans) | 4 Comments