Category Archives: Newsmax

CNN Prime Time Viewership Drops Below Newsmax

Told ya we should have put down some serious coin in Vegas.

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Word Salad Tossed Fresh Daily

Mooselini went on Newsmax to offer her trademark insights on, uh, something? Palin: It's very valuable information that Tucker and others have been able to provide us in terms of exposure of who these people are.. It's just like all … Continue reading

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The Triumphant Return of Newsmax to Possum Hollar

It’s baaaaa-ACK! Newsmax is returning to DirecTV after a dispute between the parties saw the conservative network removed from the satellite carrier… Financial terms were not disclosed. DirecTV emphasized in a statement that the dispute that led to dropping Newsmax … Continue reading

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History Will Repeat Itself, Mark Halperin

One of the comments I have heard this weekend is that indicting Trump will only make him stronger. “Lay-off the Star Wars, Obi-Wan,” I think to myself. And then to confirm that I am right, lo! no one other than … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, 2024 Goat Rodeo, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Mark Halperin, Newsmax, Talentless Hacks | 3 Comments

Small Gubmint Enthusiast Seeks Gubmint Intervention

DeSantis is asked during a news conference for his view on DirecTV dropping Newsmax. He says it warrants a congressional investigation. — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 31, 2023 Governor Whiney McFascist doesn’t think that companies should make their own … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Cracker Orban Ron ‘Meatball’ DeSantis, Fascism, Newsmax, Our Failed Political Press | 3 Comments

DirecTV to Newsmax: Buh-bye

Yup, they kicked Newsman in the AON, er, comp-loompas, and Republicans are howling that a private business is making, you know, business decisions: In an emailed statement to CBS MoneyWatch, DirecTV said it is no longer airing Newsmax on the … Continue reading

Posted in Free Speech, Newsmax, OANN, Our Failed Political Press, Wingnuttia | 2 Comments

Our Failed Political Press ™: Zelenski 1, Newsmax 0

This is great (emphasis mine): Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy shut down a Newsmax interviewer [Newsmax anchor Rob Schmitt] who prompted him to say that there would be no war in Ukraine if former President Donald Trump were still US president. “There … Continue reading

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Report: Fox News Covers Their Assets

Conservative media/Fox News is trying to do anything but cover the revelations that would-be Speaker of the House K-Mac is in deep trouble with the MAGA Caucus for dissing on Dear Leader and suggesting that social media ought to kick … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, K-Mac Kevin McCarthy who is very bad at his job, Newsmax, Our Failed Political Press | 3 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Posted in Newsmax, Our Failed Political Press, racism, White Punks on Dope | 16 Comments

The Stupid Coup Will Be Televised

Coming to a teevee machine near you: The House committee investigating the Jan. 6 attack on the Capitol plans to begin holding public hearings in the new year to tell the story of the insurrection from start to finish while … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, media, Morning NO!, MTP with UpChuck, Newsmax, OANN, Our Failed Political Press, The Stupid Coup | 4 Comments