Category Archives: Fox News

Why Do Side Doors Hate America?

Here we go again: Cherchez Les Portes!  Fox guest suggests that if we just lock all the side doors the school shootings will stop. Problem is you could lock every school door in the country and there would still be … Continue reading

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Sometimes Fox Informs Its Viewers By Accident

Someone from the Highland Park shooting just happened to be in the vicinity when Fox News was about to record their bit. One of the mics was live and air and they broadcast her statement wow. a woman makes a … Continue reading

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Tucker Carlson Tries Gaslighting

Tucker ‘I hate Trump passionately’ Carlson: Tucker Carlson pleaded with Joe Biden to stop the possible indictment of Donald Trump for the sake of America. On Tuesday night, ahead of the former president’s potential indictment over an alleged hush-money payment … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink: Vaal Hungers Edition

Happy Hour News Rupert Murdoch is engaged to marry Ann Lesley Smith CNN — Billionaire media mogul Rupert Murdoch is preparing to walk down the aisle for the fifth time. The 92-year-old tycoon revealed he’s engaged to marry Ann Lesley … Continue reading

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SVB News Blame Game: Fox Rounds Up All The Usual Suspects!

By now we all know what caused the run on SVB was, uh, Wokeness? Anyway, that apparently was too vague for the mouth breathers in Fox News’ demo, so Tucker Carlson et all decided to embroider a little bit: Lately, … Continue reading

Posted in Black Lives Matter, Fox News, Our Failed Political Press, racism, Talentless Hacks, Tucker Carlson, White Punks on Dope, Wingnuttia | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News This was not the lead item in the latest Quinnipiac poll, but boy-howdy, it should be! Misinformation Three-quarters of Americans (75 percent) think the spreading of misinformation in the United States today is a very serious problem, … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two? Oh, Just Take The Damn Bowl…

As we all know, Fox News has dropped Hair Füror like a orange-hot rock and has moved all of their attention to Floriduh’s lowlife in high heels, Gubnor Ron DisHonest: lol Brian Kimeade and Ron DeSantis play catch while Kilmeade conducts … Continue reading

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Hostage Taking Today

The so-called Freedom Caucus have announced their demands that must be met OR ELSE they will destroy the US/World economy, and oddly they did not use letters cut out from magazines glued to a piece of paper: What happened: The … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, Hostage Taking Today, Insurrection, People Dumber than Dolphins, Possum Hollar, Rep. Scott Perry, The Stupid Coup | 6 Comments

Hot Takes from Fox Business!

In the history of HOT TAKES, Rep. James Comer stands alone: "They were one of the most woke banks" — James Comer on SVB Bank — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 12, 2023

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News I told you it was going to be a day of Domestic Tuckerism. Anyway, House Republicans are playing Keep-Away: McCarthy’s GOP tries to move on from Tucker Carlson-Jan. 6 drama Mere hours after Tucker Carlson’s latest segment … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Fox News, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Legitimate Political Discourse, People Dumber than Dolphins, Talentless Hacks, The Stupid Coup, Tucker Carlson | 4 Comments