Category Archives: Fox News

Comrade Prznint Stupid To Take His Road Show To Ireland (Golfing & Grifting, cont.)

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (Thanks Charlie!) gives us Prznint Stupid’s busy schedule for the remainder of his UK Vacation (worst movie in the series): TRUMP’S WEDNESDAY — The president and first lady Melania Trump will leave London at 9:35 … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs I guess our Stable Genius just-now figured out that when Rupert Murdoch sold off Fox assets that meant that now there is no version of Pravda across the pond, and therefore no ass-kissing Fox News: I … Continue reading

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Sen. Prof. Warren to Fox News: ‘Hard Pass’

There’s a lot of reasons I am enjoying Sen. Prof. Warren’s 2020 Goat Rodeo run: she’s not being destructive of the other candidates, strong policy positions (and solutions), and the ability to speak truth to power. This Twitter thread is … Continue reading

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Today in History!

In 2009, Sean Hannity volunteered to be waterboarded for Charity. 10 years later, he remains dry.

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What Makes Tucker Tick

Vox finally tries to explain to us Hebephrenic TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, and Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson. I always the need to remind everyone that there is a back-up Tucker: his brother Buckley, who by all accounts … Continue reading

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Petunia & Pals Wins Sunday!

This is an actual banner from "Fox & Friends Weekend." 6:03am today. I double checked because I didn't believe it at first. Hat tip @BadFoxGraphics — Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) March 31, 2019 (Hat tip: Scissorhead DCap)

Posted in Fox News, Petunia and Pals, White Punks on Dope | 10 Comments

Tomi Lahren Has Some Thoughts, It Will Pass

The LATimes: “Tomi Lahren has some thoughts and she’s not holding back.” This nitwit is capable of thought? I’m sure it will pass. Anyway, the LATimes article is the sort of puffery celebrity profile that you might expect of a … Continue reading

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The Days and Nights of Sean Hannity

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie tries to summarize the late-night pillow talk between Comrade Stupid and his courtesan Royal Scribe Sean Hannity (emboldening and odd caps and bullets are theirs. They’ve got the Axios disease!): … Continue reading

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It Is To Laugh

And in breaking news, Hannity reveals that human frat paddle Tucker Carlson was supposed to be on vacation this week, and will be taking vacation, you know, to, um, uh… So uh…Hannity just said Tucker is going on vacation … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, racism, Sean Hannity, sexism, Tucker Carlson, War on Women, White Punks on Dope | 6 Comments

Living Frat Paddle*, Tucker Carlson, Speak Again

MMFA released more recordings of Tucker talking to The Love Sponge. If the first tranche of recordings were sexist, then this tranche are racist. And while I often say that as a white dude, I’m not allowed to define racism … Continue reading

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