Category Archives: Fox News

It Is To Laugh

And in breaking news, Hannity reveals that human frat paddle Tucker Carlson was supposed to be on vacation this week, and will be taking vacation, you know, to, um, uh… So uh…Hannity just said Tucker is going on vacation pic.twitter.com/6pdCvu63q4 … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, racism, Sean Hannity, sexism, Tucker Carlson, War on Women, White Punks on Dope | 6 Comments

Living Frat Paddle*, Tucker Carlson, Speak Again

MMFA released more recordings of Tucker talking to The Love Sponge. If the first tranche of recordings were sexist, then this tranche are racist. And while I often say that as a white dude, I’m not allowed to define racism … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, media, racism, Talentless Hacks, Tucker Carlson, White Punks on Dope | 1 Comment

DNC Has A Moment of Clarity

It seems incredible to me that this even had to be debated let alone announced: “The Democratic National Committee (DNC) will not allow Fox News to televise any of its primary debates, with chairman Tom Perez citing a recent article … Continue reading

Posted in dim-o-crats, Fox News | 13 Comments

Tweet, Twit, Twat

This really is probably the dumbest thing you will see today: Please watch the dumbest thing you'll ever see in your life pic.twitter.com/6YU5V1RKhV — Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew_lawrence) March 5, 2019

Posted in Fox News, Sean Hannity, Talentless Hacks | 6 Comments

Revealed: The Russian Usurper’s Think Tank is Fox News

The New Yorker: “[I]n the late summer of 2017, a few months before the Justice Department filed suit, Trump ordered Gary Cohn, then the director of the National Economic Council, to pressure the Justice Department to intervene. According to a … Continue reading

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Death of the Media, Fox News | 5 Comments

They Share Everything

Noted shock-jock and Fox News’ waterboarding enthusiast Sean Hannity might be in a wee bit of trouble. You see, while interviewing Prznint Horndog, he made some sort of confession about his not-attorney Michael Cohen said to him that might be … Continue reading

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Fox News, Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, Mikhail Cohen, Sean Hannity, Talentless Hacks | 4 Comments

Area Man Confronts Reality

This longish NSFW video (language, so if you are at work, headphones) of Swanson TeeVee Dinner Heir Tucker Carlson losing his shit is delightful: Watch Fox News host Tucker Carlson call one of his guests a ‘tiny brain…moron’ during an … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, Talentless Hacks, Tucker Carlson | 9 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Walking termite buffett Mike Pence is gonna be on the TeeVee tonight… Tucker Carlson is interviewing Mike Pence tonight. pic.twitter.com/AGmm2npOv6 — Max Tani (@maxwelltani) January 3, 2019 Yup, he’s joining TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, … Continue reading

Posted in Forced Birth, Fox News, Mansplaining, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, sexism, Tucker Carlson, War on Women | 10 Comments

The Death of the Media: Because It’s Already #2016Redux

The Death of the Media I want to start this with a screengrab of a NYTimes Magazine article: Cable news (and others, but mostly cable) immediately air Comrade Prznint Trump’s mewls, bleats, and dithers in full, often live; in the … Continue reading

Posted in CNN, Death of the Media, Fox News | 11 Comments

Petunia & Pals Wins The Morning!!1!

Pravda competitor Petunia & Pals: Ainsley Earhardt: The government shutdown is “an inconvenience,” but “you deserve to be able to go to sleep at night and not have to worry about being killed by an illegal immigrant.” pic.twitter.com/BiYK6tCiw8 — Bobby … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, immigration, Petunia and Pals, racism, Talentless Hacks, White Punks on Dope | 15 Comments