Category Archives: Fox News

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Walking termite buffett Mike Pence is gonna be on the TeeVee tonight… Tucker Carlson is interviewing Mike Pence tonight. pic.twitter.com/AGmm2npOv6 — Max Tani (@maxwelltani) January 3, 2019 Yup, he’s joining TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, … Continue reading

Posted in Forced Birth, Fox News, Mansplaining, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, sexism, Tucker Carlson, War on Women | 10 Comments

The Death of the Media: Because It’s Already #2016Redux

The Death of the Media I want to start this with a screengrab of a NYTimes Magazine article: Cable news (and others, but mostly cable) immediately air Comrade Prznint Trump’s mewls, bleats, and dithers in full, often live; in the … Continue reading

Posted in CNN, Death of the Media, Fox News | 11 Comments

Petunia & Pals Wins The Morning!!1!

Pravda competitor Petunia & Pals: Ainsley Earhardt: The government shutdown is “an inconvenience,” but “you deserve to be able to go to sleep at night and not have to worry about being killed by an illegal immigrant.” pic.twitter.com/BiYK6tCiw8 — Bobby … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, immigration, Petunia and Pals, racism, Talentless Hacks, White Punks on Dope | 15 Comments

Bad TeeVee, Cont.

Scissorhead MDavis sends us this urgent alert that Eiron, the goddess of Irony, is giggling and lifting a cheek again: "Fox News Alert" pic.twitter.com/DHHS6KKvTi — Contemptor (@TheContemptor) December 29, 2018 Wikipedia alerts us to the irony: Bar Rescue is an … Continue reading

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Fox News | 12 Comments

Fox News Shuts Down The Gubmint

The Reliable Sources email thingie last night posits (idiosyncratic emboldening theirs): “Trump can withstand criticism from mainstream media outlets. His base doesn’t pay much attention to the news organizations that fall under this category, and he can dismiss unflattering reports … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Fox News, snark | 6 Comments

TV Dinner Heir’s TV Show Boycotted

  KKK Grand Wizard Fox News’ Tucker Carlson is facing an advertiser backlash over racist, anti-immigration comments he made last week when he said on his show that mass-immigration “makes our country poorer, and dirtier, and more divided.” More than a dozen … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, racism, snark, Talentless Hacks, The New Confederacy, Tucker Carlson, White Punks on Dope | 11 Comments

Lads and Lassie’s, the Comedy Stylings of Judge Jeanine Pirro

As you may recall, instead of tossing out Flynn’s guilty plea, Judge Sullivan lectured Flynn for selling out America, and raised the spectre of traitorism. So Pirro’s as good at being a pundit as she is at law. She’s got … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, Judge Jeanine Pirro, snark, Talentless Hacks | 8 Comments

Fox News-Trump Merger Continues!

Hey guys, Prznint Boob-Tube has decided to have a former Fox News Reader Heather Nauert replace Nikki Haley as the ambassador to the United Nations. “Laugh at me, will you,” Prznint Stupid didn’t say to the UN, “My revenge will … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Fox News, snark, Talentless Hacks | 11 Comments

Petunia & Pals Wins The Morning!

The Death of the Media Trump TeeVee! Fox disciplines employees who set up Trump aide appearance  “Fox News Channel said Tuesday that it is disciplining employees involved in an email exchange with an aide to President Trump’s former EPA administrator … Continue reading

Posted in Death of the Media, Fox News, media, Petunia and Pals, snark | 4 Comments

Frank Luntz Seeks Lifeboat

You guys, Wingnuttia’s word-person (non-Noot Division) and noted dapper man about town, Frank Luntz, haz a sad about the state of politics, and cannot figure out why all the shouty people—pundits like himself—are making him so sad… .@FrankLuntz tells me … Continue reading

Posted in Both Sides, Fox News, media, snark | 3 Comments