Category Archives: Fox News

Our Failed Political Press ™

Pravda’s American competition, Fox News has given exactly one (1!) minute of coverage to Hair Füror calling for the termination of The Constitution: Fox host Howard Kurtz first mentioned the story on the Sunday edition of his Media Buzzshow. After … Continue reading

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Bad Design, Cont.

Jimmy-T has expanded the assignment, but damn, it’s good.

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Guess Who’s You’re Fired’ed?

Mme. Twizzler was pushed out the door by Faux News: Lara Trump, a vociferous supporter of her father-in-law and his policies when he campaigned for re-election to the White House in 2020, is parting ways as an official contributor to … Continue reading

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It’s Not Your Imagination

Too many of you sent it in to credit any one person, so take a bow in the comments.

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One Lump of Stupid or Two?

I’ll have whatever she’s having: “Everywhere you go, people love you. Even Democrats love you” — Acyn (@Acyn) November 30, 2022

Posted in Fox News, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, People Dumber than Dolphins | 11 Comments

A Double-Shot of Stupid, Please

Happy Hour News Fox's Jesse Watters: "… But single women and voters under 40 have been captured by Democrats. So we need these ladies to get married. And it's time to fall in love and just settle down. Guys, go … Continue reading

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Domestic Tuckerism, Part Infinity

The FBI criminal complaint against David DePape, the 42-year-old now charged with the attempted kidnapping of Paul Pelosi, debunks every conspiracy theory put forth by Team Coup. If you read the complaint (please do) you’ll soon learn that his was … Continue reading

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Fox News Reacts To Attack On Pelosi

Following the shocking politically-incited, likely assassination attempt on Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s husband Paul, we’ve seen the usual Thoughts And Prayers from Republicans, trying to avoid being implicated. Let’s just say that sincerity is not amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell’s strong suit: … Continue reading

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And Now, A Word From The Kremlin

Fox News —Pravda’s American Competition— got the memo: Deny that Russia did it, despite Russian ships being directly in the area: After suggesting the US blew up the pipelines, Tucker starts listing possible options for the Russian retaliation — … Continue reading

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On Lump of Stupid or Two, Hannity?

Thanks Sean! The scroll is EPIC: I’m not sure listing all these investigations helps — Acyn (@Acyn) September 13, 2022 Thumphead’s  dopiness is only outdone by Lord Damp Nut’s crookedness.

Posted in Fox News, Hair Führer Donald Trump, People Dumber than Dolphins, Sean ’Thumbhead' Hannity | 4 Comments