Category Archives: Fox News

Congratulations To Fox News!

Judge Rules Tucker Carlson Is Not a Credible Source of News So by law, Tucker is a liar, and that’s a real achievement for Fox News Channel.

Posted in Fox News, Talentless Hacks, Tucker Carlson | 5 Comments

The Morning Quote, From Petunia and Pals!

42 Days Until The Election It’s always a good day when Eiron wakes up laughing: Trump gives himself an "A+" on pandemic response. We've done a "phenomenal job, not just a good job, a phenomenal job, other than public relations, … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pandemics, Petunia and Pals | 5 Comments

Very Stable Genius Predicts Herd Mentality Will Save Us

He’s conflating the misuse of herd immunity with how his cult followers are sheeple, or something: Trump Says ‘Herd Mentality’ Will Save Us All From COVID Undeterred by mounting criticism over his repeated dismissals of the severity of the coronavirus … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, Laura Ingraham, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pandemics | 15 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs   It’s a dream come true: Petunia & Pals, starring Lord Damp Nut! Wut? He’s says going to put his lardass on the scurvy couch every week? President Trump, on Fox & Friends, announces he will … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Petunia and Pals | 10 Comments

Just Another Day in the 2020 Goat Rodeo

Our Stable Jenius is hearing voices, again: "I think there's probably, possibly drugs involved. That's what I hear." — during interview with Judge Jeanine, Trump casually accuses Joe Biden of using performance enhancing drugs pic.twitter.com/RVWJMqPNhn — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Fox News, Joe Biden, Judge Jeanine Pirro, Liars, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Talentless Hacks | 10 Comments

The Days and Nights of Donald Trump

Trump goes through all the TV he watches: "I watched Lou Dobbs last night, Sean Hannity last night, Tucker last night, Laura, I watched Fox & Friends in the morning" pic.twitter.com/NpnFwXA909 — Jason Campbell (@JasonSCampbell) September 10, 2020 That’s the … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 11 Comments

It Goes Straight To The Top, Sheeple!!1!

Axios morning email thingie has a piece in it about Conspiracy Theories going mainstream, and you’ll never guess which media outlets are involved (weird emblodening and enigmatic bullet are all theirs, baby!): Several right-leaning TV networks and hosts have walked … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, Hate Radio, OANN, Q-spiracy, Sinclair Broadcasting | 19 Comments

And Then I Closed The Tab

Fox stars Hannity, Carlson and fired anchor Henry in lawsuit I’d rather believe that all three have a Ken-doll style bump than actual, working junk.

Posted in Fox News, media | 10 Comments

Lying with Statistics

This is instructive, and I gotta give Fox News some props here. They stopped the interview to insert some fact checking when Lord Damp Nut goes off into disinformation, and will someone explain to me why other news stations don’t … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pandemics | 22 Comments

Trump Announces White Flight to Floriduh!

So this happened yesterday: And that’s gonna leave a mark for our racist-in-chief. How do I know? Hair Füror on  Thumbhead’s  interview last night: “All the merchants along Fifth Avenue are furious. … New York is not the place that … Continue reading

Posted in Black Lives Matter, Crazeee States, Floriduh, Fox News, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, racism, Sean Hannity, Talentless Hacks, White Punks on Dope | 12 Comments