Category Archives: Fox News

Trump Announces White Flight to Floriduh!

So this happened yesterday: And that’s gonna leave a mark for our racist-in-chief. How do I know? Hair Füror on  Thumbhead’s  interview last night: “All the merchants along Fifth Avenue are furious. … New York is not the place that … Continue reading

Posted in Black Lives Matter, Crazeee States, Floriduh, Fox News, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, racism, Sean Hannity, Talentless Hacks, White Punks on Dope | 12 Comments

Third Time Isn’t The Charm, Either

This is getting pathetic. So Lord Damp Nut AGAIN guested on Thumbhead’s, er, Sean Hannity’s after school special, er, show, and again was asked about what his plans are for a second term. Now bear in mind, he ALSO was … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Fox News, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Sean Hannity, Talentless Hacks | 6 Comments

(UPDATED) Culture Wars! Part Infinity!

Handsome Joe Biden ventured out of his basement on Monday to lay a wreath at Veterans Memorial Park in Delaware, and it would go unremarked in normal times, but we do not live in normal times. You see, he was … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, Junkie Limbaugh, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, masks, Pandemics | 18 Comments

Stable Jenius Speaks

Hey guys remember this from yesterday? It kinda got under the thin, orange skin of Lord Damp Nut, and he spent the rest of last night kvetching and kvelling about Cavuto in a series of bizarre tweets and re-tweets, including … Continue reading

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Fox News, hydroxychloroquine, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pandemics | 13 Comments

Happy Birthday, Tucker!

Hebephrenic TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, and Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson is 51 today. That’s a lot of candles to blow-out, Tuck, old boy. Hope you had a Hungry-Man teevee breakfast before celebrating with a Pot Pie and … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, Happy Birthday, Talentless Hacks, Tucker Carlson | 4 Comments

We Should Be So Lucky

At the Lincoln Memorial, Trump says he’s being treated worse than Lincoln. pic.twitter.com/psZwWRE6WD — Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy) May 4, 2020 Amazing, isn’t it, that everyone on that stage has a head made of rock? No one challenged his assertion?! And … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, Get Off The Cross, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 21 Comments

Trump Wants to Have A Measles Party For Possum Hollar

Axios’ morning email thingie tells us: Fox News will host a “virtual town hall” with President Trump at the Lincoln Memorial on Sunday from 7 to 9 p.m. — “America Together: Returning to Work,” moderated by Bret Baier and Martha MacCallum. … Continue reading

Posted in Distancing, Fox News, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Testing, Things that will kill us all, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 13 Comments

Watching Fox News Can Kill You. Literally.

This article in Vox ought to be making the Murdochs very cold-sweaty: A disturbing new study suggests Sean Hannity’s show helped spread the coronavirus Sophisticated new research links Hannity’s coronavirus misinformation to “a greater number of Covid-19 cases and deaths.” … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, Pandemics, Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson | 8 Comments

Trump’s Miracle Cure Miraculously Disappears From Babble-On

What Have You Got To Lose This study at Veterans Health Administration hospitals found that hydroxychloroquine had no benefit in treating severely ill coronavirus patients. It wasn’t a rigorous, randomized, controlled trial, but among patients who were treated with hydroxychloroquine … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, Grifters Gotta Grift, Pandemics | 13 Comments

The Ministry of Fox (MiniFox) Speaks

On the same day Larry Kudlow said coronavirus was “contained” on Feb. 25th, Trump’s campaign spox made an even more bold claim. “We will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here..and isn't it refreshing when contrasting it with the … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Fox News, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 9 Comments