Category Archives: Fox News

Interdepartmental Transfer At Fox for Guilfoyle

They look so… life-like. — Tengrain the Covfefe Boy (@Tengrain) July 19, 2018 Brian Stelter’s Reliable Sources Email thingie: Fox solves its Kimberly Guilfoyle problem Fox News abruptly parted ways with one of its biggest stars, Kimberly Guilfoyle, on Friday. … Continue reading

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The Steady Drip of Agitprop

Reliable Sources email thingie: Pretty much every time I watch Fox talk show hosts interview Trump, I see missed opportunities. This was one of those times. Tucker Carlson‘s pre-taped interview with Trump in Helsinki aired on Tuesday… While Carlson did … Continue reading

Posted in CNN, Death of the Media, Fox News, Tucker Carlson | 2 Comments

Obligatory Obituary

I’ve been asked why I have not written a RIP for Charles Krauthammer, and the answer is pretty simple: I don’t think he really had an impact (for good or bad) on the MPS community. He wasn’t villainous enough to … Continue reading

Posted in Dead Celebrities, Fox News, media, Wingnuttia | 15 Comments

Eiron, The Goddess of Irony Laughed So Hard She Farted

Real, not photoshopped. Courtesy of @GoAngelo on Twitter.

Posted in Fox News, Talentless Hacks, Tucker Carlson | 9 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Let’s see how Fox is positioning the news that Manafort is going to Jail because he was witness tampering. Thank god 69-year-old Paul Manafort is finally behind bars. Unchain the door, let the kids play outside. … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, Paul 'Putin's Pal' Manafort, Talentless Hacks, Tucker Carlson | 6 Comments

Petunia & Pals Wins The Day

Abby Huntsman takes the pole position to be the Greatest Petunia of the B-team Petunias.

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Hannity and Trump’s Pillow Talk: Conspiring to Obstruct Justice?

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac We all know that Comrade Trump’s biggest fanboi Sean Hannity ends his days with long phone calls with the prznint before blissfully dropping off into the Land of Nod, probably some pillow talk like, “No you hang up … Continue reading

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Fox News, Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, media, Sean Hannity, Talentless Hacks | 4 Comments

Hair Today, Gone Tomi

This parody essay, written as our new pal Tomi Lahren, in McSweeney’s is probably the funniest thing I read yesterday: I AM THE WORLD’S MOST FUCKABLE CONSERVATIVE WUNDERKIND AND I DEMAND YOUR RESPECT (Hat tip: Scissorhead Fran)

Posted in Fox News, Talentless Hacks, Tomi Lahren | 12 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Here’s another Hot Take from Tomi Lahren! Got that? Gun laws don’t work, so don’t bother. I guess because murders still happens we need to make that legal, too, eh Tomi?

Posted in Fox News, media, Talentless Hacks, Tomi Lahren | 10 Comments

Petunia and Pals: Where Spinning Goes Off The Rails

Fox host and Trump adviser Pet Hegseth on Kim Jong Un: "The guy who wants to meet with Dennis Rodman and loves NBA basketball and loves western pop culture, probably doesn't love being the guy that has to murder his … Continue reading

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