Category Archives: Fox News

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on June 26, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Our Stable Genius was on the Fox BIDNESS Channel and had a nutty. This was the tweet that alerted me something was going on: Trump is yelling into the phone about how Mueller “terminated the emails … Continue reading →

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Fox News, ITMFA | 7 Comments

Pillow Talk With Sean Hannity

Posted on June 22, 2019 by

As we all know, Sean Hannity tucks Prznint Stupid into bed each night over the phone, but did you know that during the trial he was also tucking Paulie into bed over text messages? It seems likely that gossip gurl … Continue reading →

Posted in Fox News, Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, Paul 'Putin's Pal' Manafort, Sean Hannity | 8 Comments

Comrade Prznint Stupid To Take His Road Show To Ireland (Golfing & Grifting, cont.)

Posted on June 5, 2019 by

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (Thanks Charlie!) gives us Prznint Stupid’s busy schedule for the remainder of his UK Vacation (worst movie in the series): TRUMP’S WEDNESDAY — The president and first lady Melania Trump will leave London at 9:35 … Continue reading →

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Fox News, Grifters Gotta Grift, Ivanka-ka, The First Shady, John Bomb-Em-All Bolton, Petunia, Petunia and Pals | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on June 3, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs I guess our Stable Genius just-now figured out that when Rupert Murdoch sold off Fox assets that meant that now there is no version of Pravda across the pond, and therefore no ass-kissing Fox News: I … Continue reading →

Posted in CNN, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Fox News, media | 4 Comments

Sen. Prof. Warren to Fox News: ‘Hard Pass’

Posted on May 14, 2019 by

There’s a lot of reasons I am enjoying Sen. Prof. Warren’s 2020 Goat Rodeo run: she’s not being destructive of the other candidates, strong policy positions (and solutions), and the ability to speak truth to power. This Twitter thread is … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Death of the Media, Elizabeth Warren, Fox News, media | 11 Comments

Today in History!

Posted on April 22, 2019 by

In 2009, Sean Hannity volunteered to be waterboarded for Charity. 10 years later, he remains dry.

Posted in Chimpy's Great Adventure, Fox News, Sean Hannity, Talentless Hacks, Torture | 5 Comments

What Makes Tucker Tick

Posted on April 4, 2019 by

Vox finally tries to explain to us Hebephrenic TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, and Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson. I always the need to remind everyone that there is a back-up Tucker: his brother Buckley, who by all accounts … Continue reading →

Posted in Fox News, media, Tucker Carlson | 3 Comments

Petunia & Pals Wins Sunday!

Posted on March 31, 2019 by

This is an actual banner from "Fox & Friends Weekend." 6:03am today. I double checked because I didn't believe it at first. Hat tip @BadFoxGraphics pic.twitter.com/tTNH0Y7a25 — Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) March 31, 2019 (Hat tip: Scissorhead DCap)

Posted in Fox News, Petunia and Pals, White Punks on Dope | 10 Comments

Tomi Lahren Has Some Thoughts, It Will Pass

Posted on March 29, 2019 by

The LATimes: “Tomi Lahren has some thoughts and she’s not holding back.” This nitwit is capable of thought? I’m sure it will pass. Anyway, the LATimes article is the sort of puffery celebrity profile that you might expect of a … Continue reading →

Posted in Fox News, Talentless Hacks, Tomi Lahren | 12 Comments

The Days and Nights of Sean Hannity

Posted on March 28, 2019 by

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie tries to summarize the late-night pillow talk between Comrade Stupid and his courtesan Royal Scribe Sean Hannity (emboldening and odd caps and bullets are theirs. They’ve got the Axios disease!): … Continue reading →

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Fox News, Sean Hannity, Talentless Hacks | 10 Comments