Category Archives: Fox News

Now NOT Hiring!

Posted on April 1, 2021 by tengrain

I guess alleged kiddie connoisseur Matt Gaetz need not apply: Fox has no interest in hiring Matt Gaetz I would hope that they have no interest in booking him for interviews again after his chat with Tucker Carlson, which concluded … Continue reading →

Posted in Fox News, Matt Gaetz, Newsmax, OANN, Sex fiends, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans) | 4 Comments

Tucker Gets The Scoop on PizzaGaetz!

Posted on March 31, 2021 by tengrain

That was quite a “get.” Congrats to TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, and notable Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson and whoever is doing his booking. This is the interview everyone was talking about last night, and probably will be talking … Continue reading →

Posted in Fox News, Matt Gaetz, Our Failed Political Press, Sex fiends, Talentless Hacks, Tucker Carlson | 26 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on March 30, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Briefs Well, the unthinkable has happened: Raggedy Anthrax Kayleigh McEnany has found gainful employment: Former White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany has been named a co-host of Fox News’ “Outnumbered,” putting one of the most prominent faces … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Fox News, Our Failed Political Press, Raggedy Anthrax Kayleigh McEnany, snark, Talentless Hacks | 5 Comments

Everything Trump Touches: Dominion Files Defamation Suit Against Fox News Channel

Posted on March 26, 2021 by tengrain

I’ve been wondering when this shoe would drop: Dominion files $1.6 billion defamation lawsuit against Fox News Dominion Voting Systems filed a defamation lawsuit on Friday seeking $1.6 billion in damages against Fox News, arguing that the network knowingly spread … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Fox News, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 7 Comments

We Are Failing Our Failed Political Press

Posted on March 23, 2021 by tengrain

Guys, if you were wondering why our failed political press is frantically inserting Lord Damp Nut  into almost every article (and in so many headlines), we have a supposition (or maybe that’s a suppository?) provided to us by the WaPo, … Continue reading →

Posted in Fox News, NBC, Newsmax, OANN, Our Failed Political Press | 6 Comments

Some Postprandial Stupid?

Posted on March 22, 2021 by tengrain

“It’s Spring” seems like a dumb reason to lift the mask mandate pic.twitter.com/5XZyY7LzAk — Molly Jong-Fast🏡 (@MollyJongFast) March 22, 2021 Sen. Beaker wants to stop and smell the roses, and you know, kill a few thousand of his constituents.  

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Fox News, masks, Pandemics, Petunia and Pals, Tom Cotton | 10 Comments

Disaster For America! President Biden Tripped, Did You Hear?

Posted on March 22, 2021 by tengrain

When a producer decides that a segment on Jeannine Pirro’s show —the sentient wine box’s slur hour— is going to be on decline, fall, and mental acuity, who does one naturally turn to as an expert? We've all seen Biden … Continue reading →

Posted in Fox News, Judge Jeanine Pirro, Tomi Lahren | 22 Comments

POP QUIZ!

Posted on March 19, 2021 by tengrain

Scissorhead M Davis alerts us: He vapes? pic.twitter.com/0ffAB6aNXn — Molly Jong-Fast🏡 (@MollyJongFast) March 19, 2021 So… he vapes? For 1/17 of ⅔ of a point towards your spring session exam, tell us what flavor ol’ Thumbhead sucks on. I’m going … Continue reading →

Posted in Fox News, Pop Quiz!, Sean Hannity | 28 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on March 16, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Pooty helped (or tried to help) Lord Damp Nut in the 2020 Goat Rodeo, because it worked so spectacularly well for him in 2016: US intelligence report says Russia used Trump allies to influence 2020 election with … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Fox News, Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Newsmax, OANN, Pooty-Poot Putin | 6 Comments

Afternoon Stupid Break

Posted on March 12, 2021 by tengrain

so this just happened live on Fox pic.twitter.com/1b7WNhu6q7 — Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy) March 12, 2021 Give ’em credit when it’s due: It’s a step up from their usual programming. (H/T Scissorhead Fran)

Posted in Fox News | 9 Comments