Category Archives: Doughy Pantload

A Disturbance In The Farce

Axios morning email thingie warns us (emphasis and enigmatic formatting is theirs) : Jonah Goldberg is leaving National Review in the coming months to start a new conservative media company with Steve Hayes, who was editor-in-chief of The Weekly Standard … Continue reading

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Some Stupid For Your Coffee, Doughy?

Jonah Goldberg has sumpin’ to say to all the ‘mos: You know, I’m really damn tired of all the people running around making other people extremely uncomfortable then screaming about their rights and privileges when called out. If you want … Continue reading

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Doughy Swings… and Misses

World’s Best Son® and legacy hire Jonah Goldberg writing in the NRO (the most intellectually dishonest rest stop on the Information Super Highway) about Bill Clinton’s big DNC speech about Hillary last night: The simple fact is that everyone expects … Continue reading

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Let’s Play Telephone With Jonah Goldberg! (UPDATED)

This takes some brass: World’s Best Son(R) and legacy hire Jonah Goldberg addresses the David Effing Brooks column about Hillary Clinton: Hillary Clinton is unpopular because she’s inauthentic and a very bad and brazen liar. Brooks is right that Clinton … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Jonah?

World’s Best Son® and legacy hire Jonah Goldberg writing at the old-school white power rag’s online presence the NRO (the most intellectually dishonest rest stop on the information superhighway) is trying to sell (cheap!) some broken-down floor samples at the … Continue reading

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Metaphors Are Hard, Jonah!

[Note to Tim Cook if you happen to be reading Mock, Paper, Scissors: Please do not move ahead with any plans to introduce Odor-ama technology. The stench coming from the National Review Online website is already too great to bear. … Continue reading

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Doughy Pantload Explain Economic Theory, Jim Crow, and Gays

In which Jonah Goldburg makes us wish that Momma Goldburg had a headache that night. Continue reading

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2-Drink Minimum: The Comedy Stylings of Jonah Goldberg

Why do I even look at the NRO (the most intellectually dishonest rest-stop on the information superhighway)? Oh, that’s right! So I can see what would-be public intellectual, legacy hire, and the Worlds Best Son is pontificating about today. And … Continue reading

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He’ll Know Torture When He Sees It

Jumpin’ Jehova! The Worlds Best Son and Legacy Hire Jonah Goldberg wrote a tortured column on torture: It’s true that torture is to some extent in the eye of the beholder. Everyone can agree that hot pokers, the rack, and … Continue reading

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I Bet Rand Paul Feels Better Now That…

…Doughy Pantload defends his insightful analysis that the cigarette tax is the root cause of Eric Garner’s death: Reasonable people can disagree on whether racism was involved in the tragic death of Eric Garner. My own suspicion is that this … Continue reading

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