Category Archives: Der Tiger Beat auf dem Potomac

Tiger Beat Both Sides The Stupid Coup

For those who always despised him, feel betrayed by him, or fear his return to power, today is about remembering — never forgetting — his lowest point as president: the day he incited a mob to attack Congress while it … Continue reading

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Tiger Beat is Shocked

Der Tiger Beat auf dem Potomac (thanks Charlie and Watertiger!) are aghast, I tell you, aghast! It seems that somehow the majority of Republicans are so misinformed of the events of The Stupid Coup that they are in favor of … Continue reading

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Our Failed Political Press Announces The New Normal

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie) morning email thingie is allegedly the most read newsletter by our elite political press and is said with some credibility to frame the news of the day (Hot Takes and Win The Morning!), … Continue reading

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Our Failed Political Press, part infinity

According to DC gossip rag Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) email thingie, it turns out replacing nepotism Exhibit A Megan McCain at The View is not as easy as one might expect: Before taking off for the holidays, … Continue reading

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2024 Goat Rodeo News

The hall monitors at Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!)  are passing notes again with the latest hot dish on who is Hair Füror gonna take to the prom! 2024 WATCH — DONALD TRUMP world is already dreaming about whom … Continue reading

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Only One Thing is Constant In American Politics

Our Failed Political Press ™ As we’ve noted before, one data point does not a trend make. But don’t tell that to our Failed Political Press ™. Der Tiger Beat auf dem Potomac (thanks Charlie with an assist from MPS’ … Continue reading

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Infrastructure Weak*

This is President Handsome Joe Biden’s schedule today according to Der Tiger Beat auf dem Potomac (thanks Charlie and Watertiger!) email thingie: BIDEN’S TUESDAY: — 8:30 a.m.: The president will receive the President’s Daily Brief. — 9:50 a.m.: Biden will … Continue reading

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Texas: You Will Have Your Rapist’s Baby

Der Tiger Beat auf dem Potomac (thanks Charlie and Watertiger!) morning email thingie lead the morning email thingie with a splash of cold, Texas water (polluted and unpalatable): A few realities a day after the Supreme Court abortion decision: 1) … Continue reading

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Politico Outdid Themselves Again

Leading the news at DC’s premier gossip rag, Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie is the breaking news —above the fold!— The Kenyan Usurper has ruined parties in DC. We are totally not making this up: … Continue reading

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Missed Opportunities

This is like those nesting dolls, when you think about it: It’s Donald Trump’s most frequent complaint: people profiting off his name. The latest offender? His son’s girlfriend, Kimberly Guilfoyle https://t.co/1rtlPZcfg3 — POLITICO (@politico) July 9, 2021 Why didn’t Tiger … Continue reading

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