Category Archives: Death of the Media

Dancing Monkeys (Part Infinity)

The Death of the Media Our Very Stable Jenius, Lord Damp Nut’s Serious, New Tone pivot to be prznintal is over: "We have to open our country. I had an expression: The cure cannot be worse than the problem itself." … Continue reading

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Message to Media: Quit Being Prznint Stupid’s Dancing Monkeys

The Death of the Media Our failed political press continues to be manipulated by Lord Damp Nut (I’m not singling out Karen Travers, just embedding; she was only one of many): The tone at this White House coronavirus task force … Continue reading

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Who Could Have Known… Part Infinity

Death of the Media The rehabbing of the Mango-Hued Shitgibbon continues, via the morning email thingie from Axios: The spread and impact of the coronavirus may be unfathomable, but it’s not unpredictable. Yet the U.S. has failed to respond accordingly, … Continue reading

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The Death of the Media, Part Infinity

It seems reasonable to me that putting a mango-hued shitgibbon on the electric teevee machine every day this week might have an impact. Oh, sure, if one is paying attention (and presumably many of us are sheltering-in-place, whether ordered to … Continue reading

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The Death of the Media, Part Infinity

I’m coming to the conclusion these daily news briefings from Lord Damp Nut about the Coronavirus AKA, The Trump Virus (Hat tip: Scissorhead Ten Bears) are replacing the MAGA-Klan rallies of yore, because he probably cannot have them any longer. … Continue reading

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(UPDATED) Our Failed Political Press (Part Infinity)

All the morning email thingies are noting that Lord Damp Nut seems to be a new, somber, serious, president (and I have not yet checked to see if CNN’s Van Jones has again declared that today Prznint Stupid is prznintial), … Continue reading

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Another Career Highlight for Trish Regan!

Guys, remember this twatwaffle? You gotta watch this, I mean……..you just gotta watch pic.twitter.com/x2ZsayVrmv — Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew_lawrence) March 10, 2020 Good times, huh? Well, here’s a career update for ol’ Trish that might not make it to her LinkedIn … Continue reading

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The Comedic Stylings Of Fox News!

For your amusement, we present the comedic stylings of Fox News. First, the set-up: You gotta watch this, I mean……..you just gotta watch pic.twitter.com/x2ZsayVrmv — Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew_lawrence) March 10, 2020 And now, the punchline: In a Thursday memo to … Continue reading

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‘Oops’ Said Jack Dorsey

Death of the Social Media We have been very hard on Facebook (The “Oops” posts), and we almost consistently refer to Twitter as a firehose of merde, but what we are learning is that Social Media is part of The … Continue reading

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Kabuki Theater Encore Performance

God, it’s getting old. Axios morning email thingie: Attorney General Bill Barr has made clear to President Trump — both publicly and, repeatedly, in private conversations — that he can’t do his job if the president keeps publicly commenting on … Continue reading

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