Category Archives: Death of the Media

The Spice Must Flow (Part Infinity)

This administration has established concentration camps on the southern border of the United States for immigrants, where they are being brutalized with dehumanizing conditions and dying. This is not hyperbole. It is the conclusion of expert analysis ⬇️https://t.co/2dWHxb7UuL — Alexandria … Continue reading

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The Enemy of the People Cordially Invite You To…

The Death of the Media Access, Access, Access! “Politico’s Anita Kumar and the Mail’s Francesca Chambers reportedly invited reporters and the outgoing press secretary to “farewell drinks” at an upscale Washington D.C. bar and restaurant, according to an invitation obtained … Continue reading

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Our Failed Media, Cont.

I’m old enough to remember when the style guides told writers to say what they mean simply and clearly. And then there’s the NYTimes: “It was unclear whether Mr. Trump believed that the agreement truly represented new and broader concessions, … Continue reading

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Our Failed Media: ‘Today The Russian Usurper Became Prznint’

The Death of the Media Oh, dear. Our failed media thinks that Prznint Stupid has finally pivoted: Morning NO!: “[He] delivered what, again, I believe is the strongest speech of his presidency. There was one especially beautiful moment and I … Continue reading

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But Her Emails, er, DNA Testing!

You knew this was coming, right? Our failed media is focusing on Senator Professor Elizabeth Warren’s succumbing to Trumpian pressure and taking a DNA test to try to get ahead of Comrade Stupid’s racist nickname for her, which I won’t … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, CNN, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Death of the Media, Elizabeth Warren | 5 Comments

The Sacred Halls of Nepotism, Exhibit A

Soylent Blonde, Meghan McCain felt a disturbance in the force when 2020 Goat Rodeo contestant Amy Klobuchar invoked the name of Grandpa Walnuts: Klobuchar at a campaign stop in Iowa said she sat between fellow 2020 candidate Sen. Bernie Sanders … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Amy Klobuchar, Death of the Media, Grandpa Walnuts, Meghan 'Soylent Blonde' McCain, Talentless Hacks | 10 Comments

Elmira Gantry Huckabee Sander on Meet The Press

Can someone please explain to me what is Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders actual job? White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders insisted Sunday that the administration is not prejudging Barr’s findings, but expressed confidence, without offering proof, that he would be … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Chuck 'The Facts Don't Matter' Todd, Death of the Media, Elmira Gantry the Possum Queen, NBC, Talentless Hacks | 22 Comments

The Incredible Liteness Of Being Chris Cillizza

As we’ve noted before, if there is a Pantheon on Dunces someday, Cillizza is going to have a piller to himself. This is a real tweet from a real twit: Donald Trump had the best golf round of his life … Continue reading

Posted in Chris Cillizza, CNN, Death of the Media, media, snark, Talentless Hacks | 14 Comments

Sen. Prof. Warren to Fox News: ‘Hard Pass’

There’s a lot of reasons I am enjoying Sen. Prof. Warren’s 2020 Goat Rodeo run: she’s not being destructive of the other candidates, strong policy positions (and solutions), and the ability to speak truth to power. This Twitter thread is … Continue reading

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#CNN Is A #Dumpster Fire

This tweet scrolled past earlier, and I gotta comment: cnn bringing rick santorum on to talk about homophobia, with that chyron, is a fucking choice pic.twitter.com/FFqfeN1rkO — David Mack (@davidmackau) April 26, 2019 I am reminded again that CNN is … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, CNN, Death of the Media, Pete Buttigieg, Rick 'Frothy' Santorum (Ew! Gross!) | 3 Comments