Category Archives: CNN

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on June 23, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs MAGA Haberman strikes again: Here is the @maggieNYT "Biden is a flawed candidate" clip, and it is much worse than you thought it was.cc @neeratanden pic.twitter.com/zfQnhSvtco — Tommy X-TrumpIsARacist-opher (@tommyxtopher) June 23, 2020 Honest-to-Blog, punditry like … Continue reading →

Posted in CNN, MAGA Haberman, media, Talentless Hacks | 12 Comments

Stable Jenius Threatens CNN For Poll Results He Doesn’t Like

Posted on June 12, 2020 by

God, it must be fun to be legal counsel for CNN during the 4th Reich: Trump campaign demands CNN apologize for poll that shows Biden leading You really cannot make up stuff like that. Washington (CNN)President Donald Trump’s campaign is … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, CNN, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 4 Comments

2020 Gets Worse

Posted on June 1, 2020 by

Bad: Reports of a Tiger on the loose near the Oakland Zoo. If you see it call 911. 98th Ave at Golf Links. — Alameda County Sheriff (@ACSOSheriffs) June 1, 2020 Worse: Jeff Zucker, president of CNN Worldwide, the man … Continue reading →

Posted in CNN, media | 5 Comments

The Death of the Media, Part Infinity

Posted on May 13, 2020 by

Death of the Media “There is no doubt even under the best of circumstances when you pull back on mitigation, you will see some cases appear.”  –Dr. Anthony Fauci. Dr. Fauci warned that states and cities that skip past federal … Continue reading →

Posted in CNN, Death of the Media | 9 Comments

Area Sociopath Strikes Again

Posted on March 29, 2020 by

I don’t care much for CNN, but Brian Stelter should be commended for not sugar-coating this: (H/T: Crooks and Liars)

Posted in CNN, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pandemics | 12 Comments

Bad Headlines: #CNN Fails Us Again

Posted on December 2, 2019 by

The Death of the Media Seriously? Republican running to challenge Rep. Ilhan Omar has Twitter account permanently suspended And you know why? Because she threatened Omar with hanging. So CNN focused on the effect of her threat, but not on … Continue reading →

Posted in Bad Headlines, CNN, Death of the Media | 3 Comments

2020 Goat Rodeo Debate Night Tonight!

Posted on October 15, 2019 by

Cheaper By The Dozen, er, 12 Democratic presidential candidates will take the debate stage in Ohio at 8 ET tonight (presented by wretched CNN and the NYTimes, so you know this one will be a shit-show). And as proof of … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, CNN, NY Times | 9 Comments

Our Failed Media: CNN (part infinity)

Posted on September 5, 2019 by

Sen. Elizabeth Warren says conversations around regulating lightbulbs, banning plastic straws and cutting down on red meat are what the fossil fuel industry wants people focused on as a way to distract from their impact on climate change. #ClimateTownHall https://t.co/N3vZCD2jHC … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, CNN, Elizabeth Warren, global climate change | 6 Comments

‘Some Say,’ Some Said

Posted on August 16, 2019 by

The latest Epstein conspiracy theory started when The WaPo breathlessly reported that Jeffrey Epstein’s autopsy revealed multiple breaks in his neck bones including the hyoid bone, which [ALLEGEDLY!] is more common in victims of homicide by strangulation than in people … Continue reading →

Posted in CNN, media, snark | 1 Comment

About Last Night… It Was a GOP Push-Poll Disguised as a Debate

Posted on August 1, 2019 by

Death of the Media As the candidates were introduced to the stage like some sort of exhibition match on WWE.  Where—we wondered—are the masks and the capes? the trumpet fanfare as the contestants entered the ring, er, stage? We got … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, CNN, media | 8 Comments