Category Archives: CNN

Take CNN. Please.

Posted on January 31, 2023 by tengrain

Guys, remember a couple of weeks ago when we learned that CNN was considering hiring a comic? Well, Vanity Fair has the scoop: CNN is adding comedian Bill Maher to its Friday night lineup. Starting this Friday at 11:30pm ET, the network … Continue reading →

Posted in 2-drink minimum, CNN, Our Failed Political Press | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on January 16, 2023 by tengrain

Happy Hour News I’m already firmly of the opinion that CNN is a joke, but… CNN Considering Hiring Comedian to Host ‘Nontraditional’ Primetime Show, Names Floated Include Bill Maher and Jon Stewart And now I need to sit in a … Continue reading →

Posted in CNN, Our Failed Political Press | 10 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid, CNN?

Posted on January 16, 2023 by tengrain

Thanks, but I could never finish a whole one.

Posted in Bad Headlines, CNN, snark | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on January 14, 2023 by tengrain

Happy Hour News CNN brought out the Crypt Keeper to opine (emphasis mine): Gergen called the classified documents reporting a “gigantic story” and questioned why the president’s team did not make more of an attempt to get ahead of it. “The … Continue reading →

Posted in Both Sides, CNN, David Gergen, Our Failed Political Press, Talentless Hacks | 6 Comments

Hot Take: Chris Cillizza Gets Roadmap and Cheese Sandwich

Posted on December 1, 2022 by tengrain

CNN fired the King of the Hot Take in the latest round of layoffs.

Posted in Chris Cillizza, CNN, Talentless Hacks | 6 Comments

Our Failed Political Press Fails Again, in Arizona This Time

Posted on October 17, 2022 by tengrain

The Terrible Sand People of the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan have a terrible choice ahead of them in November: elect a sane governor in Katie Hobbs or elect the Queen of Team Coup, election denier Kari Lake. Anyway, Lake … Continue reading →

Posted in Arizonastan, CNN, Crazeee States, Dana Bash, Our Failed Political Press, Talentless Hacks, The Big Lie | 5 Comments

Grifters Gotta Grift

Posted on October 5, 2022 by tengrain

By now everyone has probably heard that Hair Füror filed a defamation suit against CNN: What he’s saying: The complaint, which was filed in a U.S. District Court in Florida, claims CNN has tried to taint Trump using defamatory language … Continue reading →

Posted in CNN, Grifters Gotta Grift, Hair Führer Donald Trump | 4 Comments

BREAKING: CNN (no d’uh)

Posted on September 15, 2022 by tengrain

I have to admit until I saw this tweet from ol’ Thumbhead, I had no idea that CNN had morning programming: LEMON LOSES PRIMETIME: Don Downgraded to Morning Show Slot https://t.co/mfHDoC5V7x — Sean Hannity (@seanhannity) September 15, 2022 Note to … Continue reading →

Posted in CNN, Our Failed Political Press | 1 Comment

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on September 9, 2022 by tengrain

Happy Hour News CNN is totally a trash network, and the Powerhouse Panels are THE WORST. Exhibit 12,479: CNN is currently doing a panel discussion about if Biden should invite Trump to the Queen's funeral. Jake Tapper says it would … Continue reading →

Posted in CNN, Our Failed Political Press | 9 Comments

Trump Reveals New Win-Win Strategy For Democrats

Posted on September 5, 2022 by tengrain

Lord Damp Nut thinks he can threaten Fox News: Go ahead, Dum-Dum, see how Rupert takes being threatened. This fight is a win for Democrats no matter how it turns out.

Posted in CNN, Fox News, Hair Führer Donald Trump | 9 Comments