Category Archives: CNN

Take CNN. Please.

Guys, remember a couple of weeks ago when we learned that CNN was considering hiring a comic? Well, Vanity Fair has the scoop: CNN is adding comedian Bill Maher to its Friday night lineup. Starting this Friday at 11:30pm ET, the network … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News I’m already firmly of the opinion that CNN is a joke, but… CNN Considering Hiring Comedian to Host ‘Nontraditional’ Primetime Show, Names Floated Include Bill Maher and Jon Stewart And now I need to sit in a … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, CNN?

Thanks, but I could never finish a whole one.

Posted in Bad Headlines, CNN, snark | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News CNN brought out the Crypt Keeper to opine (emphasis mine): Gergen called the classified documents reporting a “gigantic story” and questioned why the president’s team did not make more of an attempt to get ahead of it. “The … Continue reading

Posted in Both Sides, CNN, David Gergen, Our Failed Political Press, Talentless Hacks | 6 Comments

Hot Take: Chris Cillizza Gets Roadmap and Cheese Sandwich

CNN fired the King of the Hot Take in the latest round of layoffs.

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Our Failed Political Press Fails Again, in Arizona This Time

The Terrible Sand People of the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan have a terrible choice ahead of them in November: elect a sane governor in Katie Hobbs or elect the Queen of Team Coup, election denier Kari Lake. Anyway, Lake … Continue reading

Posted in Arizonastan, CNN, Crazeee States, Dana Bash, Our Failed Political Press, Talentless Hacks, The Big Lie | 5 Comments

Grifters Gotta Grift

By now everyone has probably heard that Hair Füror filed a defamation suit against CNN: What he’s saying: The complaint, which was filed in a U.S. District Court in Florida, claims CNN has tried to taint Trump using defamatory language … Continue reading

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BREAKING: CNN (no d’uh)

I have to admit until I saw this tweet from ol’ Thumbhead, I had no idea that CNN had morning programming: LEMON LOSES PRIMETIME: Don Downgraded to Morning Show Slot https://t.co/mfHDoC5V7x — Sean Hannity (@seanhannity) September 15, 2022 Note to … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News CNN is totally a trash network, and the Powerhouse Panels are THE WORST. Exhibit 12,479: CNN is currently doing a panel discussion about if Biden should invite Trump to the Queen's funeral. Jake Tapper says it would … Continue reading

Posted in CNN, Our Failed Political Press | 9 Comments

Trump Reveals New Win-Win Strategy For Democrats

Lord Damp Nut thinks he can threaten Fox News: Go ahead, Dum-Dum, see how Rupert takes being threatened. This fight is a win for Democrats no matter how it turns out.

Posted in CNN, Fox News, Hair Führer Donald Trump | 9 Comments