Category Archives: CNN

One Lump of Stupid or Two, CNN?

Chris Licht —the new Jeff Zucker at CNN— had an all-hands town hall meeting to discuss the future of CNN: …Toward the end of the town hall, Mr. Licht said that he has had conversations with Mr. Zucker about how … Continue reading

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CNN – *

Yep, just three weeks after launch, Warner Bros. Discovery pulled the plug on the latest stupid streaming service, CNN+. But before we go further, we need to define terms: what is streaming. The best way to define it is by example: … Continue reading

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Both Sides Gets Curbed Stomped, Sorry Stelter

Stelter says that Both Sides is Journalism 101 and Masha Gessan hands Brian Stelter his ass, and it is delicious. (The Crooks and Liars embed code does not works with WordPress [ the iframe tag is verboten], so click the … Continue reading

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Good News For Chris Cillizza!

Imagine, if you will, the person who enjoys CNN so much that they would be willing to pay extra, you know, for more of Chris Cillizza’s Hot Takes? That person apparently does not exist: Investment and projections for CNN+ are … Continue reading

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Chris Cillizza Has Competition At CNN…

…for worst reporting at CNN. It’s a little thing, but sometimes the little things are the most annoying. Why yes, this is about CNN, how could you tell? NBC News journalists vexed by MSNBC’s move to hire White House press secretary … Continue reading

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Some Post-Prandial Stupid?

Wolf Blitzer to a reporter – Tell us about the whereabouts of President Zelensky?🤦🏻‍♀️ — Lila (@LbudisaLila) February 26, 2022

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CNN: The Most Trusted Name In Journalism

CNN’s stellar dedication to excellence is never in doubt: Incredible transition pic.twitter.com/HWzQAD9wZt — CJ Fogler AKA Perc70 #BlackLivesMatter (@cjzero) February 24, 2022

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Hot Takes With Chris Cillizza!

Some Fries With Your Stupid? Cillizza is always glad to promote dumb ideas on Twitter – had a flurry of Tweets about Hair Füror being elected Speaker today. Trump for Speaker! https://t.co/Sf8NiGkRJe — Chris Cillizza (@ChrisCillizza) February 10, 2022 Trump … Continue reading

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The Laddie Doth Protest Too Much

At the end of today's program I attempted to channel my CNN colleagues as I said: We lost our leader this week, but we're not going anywhere. pic.twitter.com/Ao3m60gCvd — Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) February 7, 2022 It’s funny to me that … Continue reading

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BREAKING: Jeff Zucker Out At CNN

Seems Zucker was having an affair with a co-worker at the same time they were investigating Chris Cuomo. Honestly, this is really good news, as maybe CNN will return to actual journalism, the 24-hour news format of yore,  instead of … Continue reading

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