Category Archives: CNN

Bad Headlines: #CNN Fails Us Again

Posted on December 2, 2019 by

The Death of the Media Seriously? Republican running to challenge Rep. Ilhan Omar has Twitter account permanently suspended And you know why? Because she threatened Omar with hanging. So CNN focused on the effect of her threat, but not on … Continue reading →

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2020 Goat Rodeo Debate Night Tonight!

Posted on October 15, 2019 by

Cheaper By The Dozen, er, 12 Democratic presidential candidates will take the debate stage in Ohio at 8 ET tonight (presented by wretched CNN and the NYTimes, so you know this one will be a shit-show). And as proof of … Continue reading →

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Our Failed Media: CNN (part infinity)

Posted on September 5, 2019 by

Sen. Elizabeth Warren says conversations around regulating lightbulbs, banning plastic straws and cutting down on red meat are what the fossil fuel industry wants people focused on as a way to distract from their impact on climate change. #ClimateTownHall https://t.co/N3vZCD2jHC … Continue reading →

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‘Some Say,’ Some Said

Posted on August 16, 2019 by

The latest Epstein conspiracy theory started when The WaPo breathlessly reported that Jeffrey Epstein’s autopsy revealed multiple breaks in his neck bones including the hyoid bone, which [ALLEGEDLY!] is more common in victims of homicide by strangulation than in people … Continue reading →

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About Last Night… It Was a GOP Push-Poll Disguised as a Debate

Posted on August 1, 2019 by

Death of the Media As the candidates were introduced to the stage like some sort of exhibition match on WWE.  Where—we wondered—are the masks and the capes? the trumpet fanfare as the contestants entered the ring, er, stage? We got … Continue reading →

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Debate Night Tonight!

Posted on July 30, 2019 by

The 2020 Goat Rodeo CNN debate begins at 8:00 p.m. ET. Besides airing on CNN, you can also watch on CNN’s website or CNN’s app, but that also requires a cable subscription; CNN is owned by AT&T and they are … Continue reading →

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CNN’s Horse Race Reporting: Coming ‘Round the Bend

Posted on July 17, 2019 by

CNN (of course): 2020 campaign second-quarter fundraising totals released The fundraising leaders: South Bend, Indiana, Mayor Pete Buttigieg: $24.8 million (Includes more than $832,000 earmarked for the general election) Former Vice President Joe Biden: $21.5 million Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren: … Continue reading →

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Our Failed Media: ‘Today The Russian Usurper Became Prznint’

Posted on June 6, 2019 by

The Death of the Media Oh, dear. Our failed media thinks that Prznint Stupid has finally pivoted: Morning NO!: “[He] delivered what, again, I believe is the strongest speech of his presidency. There was one especially beautiful moment and I … Continue reading →

Posted in CNN, Death of the Media, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, NBC | 16 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on June 3, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs I guess our Stable Genius just-now figured out that when Rupert Murdoch sold off Fox assets that meant that now there is no version of Pravda across the pond, and therefore no ass-kissing Fox News: I … Continue reading →

Posted in CNN, Fox News, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, media | 4 Comments

But Her Emails, er, DNA Testing!

Posted on June 3, 2019 by

You knew this was coming, right? Our failed media is focusing on Senator Professor Elizabeth Warren’s succumbing to Trumpian pressure and taking a DNA test to try to get ahead of Comrade Stupid’s racist nickname for her, which I won’t … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, CNN, Death of the Media, Elizabeth Warren, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 5 Comments