Category Archives: CNN

The Return of Toobin

Rub-a-dub-dub CNN has rehired noted, uh, glasses-wearing, trophy-polisher Jeffrey Toobin as their chief political analyst because well, he fits the job description, and has not gone blind yet: —@JeffreyToobin says he was told that The New Yorker reviewed his whole career … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Josh Hawley?

Self-Owns While trying to pwn Jake Tapper, Sen. Proud Boy Lite’s office accidentally is arguing that he indeed is an election Big Liar: And if the bookers had come to me and said he was an option I would have … Continue reading

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It’s a start

This throw-away item in this morning’s Politico/Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) email thingie caught my eye, as it is something we’ve long said broadly: THROWING THE BOOK(ERS) — On Friday, we reported that CNN’s JAKE TAPPER recently decided … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News DON’T TOUCH THAT CHANNEL! THERE’S SANTORUM ON IT! (EWW GROSS!) Guys, CNN fired Frothy (Ewww gross!), finally! I’m sure he will finally Cancel Culture hisself to Fox News, tho.

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BREAKING: Fox News is BS Factory!

“The lies these days are moving at the speed of light while spreading so much darkness. Take, for example, the uproar over this New York Post story that claimed that copies of a children’s book written by Vice President Kamala … Continue reading

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The Pride of CNN, Frothy Speaks!

Ladies and gents, the Pride of CNN: CNN's Rick Santorum: "We birthed a nation from nothing. I mean, there was nothing here. I mean, yes we have Native Americans but candidly there isn't much Native American culture in American culture" … Continue reading

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Don Lemon Has Had Enough

I’ve never been much of a fan of Don Lemon, but I might have to start paying attention now. (Hat tip: Scissorhead MDavis)

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Too Late, Too Little, Too Bad

Our Failed Political Press Over at PressRun, Eric Boehlert caught a quote from Marty Baron, the retiring Editor of the WaPo in an interview with Der Spiegal on his failing to call a lie a lie: We had to be … Continue reading

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Vocabulary and Terms Are Important, CNN

CNN tells us… US says Capitol rioters intended to ‘capture and assassinate’ elected officials I’m already pissed off: if they were planning on assassinating elected leaders, that is the very definition of insurrection (a violent uprising against an authority or … Continue reading

Posted in CNN, Domestic Terrorism, Insurrection, Our Failed Political Press, The Stupid Coup | 13 Comments

Is Our Media Learning?

Both Sides Don’t A startling thing just happened at CNN: “Let’s state what happened on Wednesday for what it was: an insurrection by supporters of President Donald Trump storming the US Capitol. They were the definition of a mob. “The … Continue reading

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