Category Archives: CNN

Hot Take: Chris Cillizza Gets Roadmap and Cheese Sandwich

CNN fired the King of the Hot Take in the latest round of layoffs.

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Our Failed Political Press Fails Again, in Arizona This Time

The Terrible Sand People of the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan have a terrible choice ahead of them in November: elect a sane governor in Katie Hobbs or elect the Queen of Team Coup, election denier Kari Lake. Anyway, Lake … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift

By now everyone has probably heard that Hair Füror filed a defamation suit against CNN: What he’s saying: The complaint, which was filed in a U.S. District Court in Florida, claims CNN has tried to taint Trump using defamatory language … Continue reading

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BREAKING: CNN (no d’uh)

I have to admit until I saw this tweet from ol’ Thumbhead, I had no idea that CNN had morning programming: LEMON LOSES PRIMETIME: Don Downgraded to Morning Show Slot https://t.co/mfHDoC5V7x — Sean Hannity (@seanhannity) September 15, 2022 Note to … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News CNN is totally a trash network, and the Powerhouse Panels are THE WORST. Exhibit 12,479: CNN is currently doing a panel discussion about if Biden should invite Trump to the Queen's funeral. Jake Tapper says it would … Continue reading

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Trump Reveals New Win-Win Strategy For Democrats

Lord Damp Nut thinks he can threaten Fox News: Go ahead, Dum-Dum, see how Rupert takes being threatened. This fight is a win for Democrats no matter how it turns out.

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Now updated with truth-telling from @JohnJHarwood, which was followed moments later by his departure from CNN. https://t.co/5UfghMdlXg pic.twitter.com/4F1XHisPS9 — Dan Froomkin/PressWatchers.org (@froomkin) September 2, 2022 (Hat tip: Scissorhead Jimmy-T)

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Wager: There’s More To Come From Brian Stelter

Today was the last day of CNN’s Reliable Sources, a thirty-year old public affairs program most recently hosted by Brian Stelter. Somethings were built to last, but just about nothing on CNN will, especially now that they have been taken … Continue reading

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Meanwhile, at CNN

Yesterday, CNN announced that they were cancelling Reliable Sources, which is/was oleaginous Brian Stelter’s media criticism show. Oh, and that means that Brian Stelter is no longer with CNN (after this weekend) and sadly all the people who put his show … Continue reading

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Breaking: CNN is Braking

Axios —whose co-founders came from DV gossip rag Politico— has the hot gossip on CNN! As always the weird formatting an enigmatic bullet usage is theirs. Scoop: CNN evaluating partisan talent CNN’s new boss, Chris Licht, is evaluating whether personalities … Continue reading

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