Category Archives: Both Sides

America Shocked: ‘Both Sides Don’t’ Says Upchuck

Upchuck Todd is facing a conundrum about Fascism Today: Our politics have descended into a deeper, darker place. And that descent is coming exclusively from one side of the aisle. In Missouri’s competitive GOP Senate race, candidate Eric Greitens released … Continue reading

Posted in Both Sides, MTP with UpChuck, NBC, Our Failed Political Press | 10 Comments

Tucker Reaches New Frontier In Both Sides Journalism

We cannot make up this merde: Tucker Carlson tries to make the case that the Insurrection (with 7 dead, thousands arrested, the Capitol sacked, and democracy on life support) the equivalent of…Triump the Insult Comedy Dog doing his shtick: Seven … Continue reading

Posted in Both Sides, Fox News, Talentless Hacks, The Fox Effect, Tucker Carlson | 6 Comments

Both Sides Gets Curbed Stomped, Sorry Stelter

Stelter says that Both Sides is Journalism 101 and Masha Gessan hands Brian Stelter his ass, and it is delicious. (The Crooks and Liars embed code does not works with WordPress [ the iframe tag is verboten], so click the … Continue reading

Posted in Both Sides, CNN, Our Failed Political Press | 5 Comments

NYTimes: Dick Cheney Is The Sensible Center

The NYTimes Magazine tells us that Both Sides must move to the Sensible Center, and you’ll never guess how: I think what’s needed in the short term to preserve democracy, to get through the worst of this storm, is a … Continue reading

Posted in Blam Blam, Both Sides, NeoCons, The NYTimes, war criminals | 13 Comments

America Stunned: ‘Both Sides’ Gold Medal Winner Wins Gold Medal Again

  Don’t try this at home kids, you have to be a limber and well-practiced professional to pull off the triple Salchow of Double-speak: For those asking: @ChrisCuomo is my friend. I would *never* walk away from a friend — … Continue reading

Posted in Both Sides, Chris Cillizza, CNN | 9 Comments

Area Man To Both Sides Himself As He Runs For Governor

Guys, former NYTimes columnist/pundit Nick Kristof quit his job and declared his intention of running to become the gubnor of Oregon [The NYTimes questions the existence of Oregon, hears that it is somewhere west of the Hudon River, promises to … Continue reading

Posted in Both Sides, Oregon, The NYTimes | 4 Comments

No, Politico, Both Sides Don’t

Our Failed Political Press ™ Politico/Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) email thingie really stretches to make a BOTH SIDES story with the GQP Civil War ousting apostate Liz Cheney with the Democrats, uh, doing something? Anyway, here’s the … Continue reading

Posted in Both Sides, Der Tiger Beat auf dem Potomac, dim-o-crats, Our Failed Political Press, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans) | 6 Comments

CBS Amplifies GOP Wedge Issue

Our Failed Political Press Cancel culture, a new wedge issue https://t.co/mS1bIDUZJp pic.twitter.com/vjqScMM88X — CBS Sunday Morning 🌞 (@CBSSunday) May 2, 2021 This is really stupid, CBS: Cancel culture, a new wedge issue In 1987, Al Campanis, a vice president of … Continue reading

Posted in Both Sides, CBS, media, Our Failed Political Press | 14 Comments

Game Changed: No Labels Gets Both Sides’ed

There is no doubt that No Labels (the Joe Lieberman Both Sides think tank!) keeps eff’ing the chicken, The WaPo tells us: “A nonpartisan political organization is facing blowback from its employees after hiring journalist Mark Halperin, whose career as a prominent … Continue reading

Posted in Both Sides, Mark Halperin, Traitor Joe | 4 Comments

The Return of the Tan Suit!

Look-out! Hard-hitting journalism ahead from our failed political press! They found their new cause celebre: Handsome Joe Biden’s Peloton Bike: Joe Biden’s Peloton bike may pose cybersecurity risk, experts warn Joe Biden may be banned from bringing Peloton bike to … Continue reading

Posted in Both Sides, Our Failed Political Press, President Handsome Joe Biden | 17 Comments