Category Archives: Axios

Missing the Obvious

Posted on September 15, 2020 by

Axios presents to us the story of Lord Damp Nut, the brand (emphasis theirs): If President Trump defies today’s swing-state polls and pulls off another upset, what will we have missed that could have been a clue? Here’s a big … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Axios, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 25 Comments

The Villagers Rally

Posted on June 19, 2020 by

Our failed political press tells us that Sen. Amy Klobuchar decided to remove herself from consideration to being Handsome Joe Biden’s VP. Tiger Beat’s morning email thingie: VEEPSTAKES … SEN. AMY KLOBUCHAR (D-Minn.) officially took herself out of the running … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Amy Klobuchar, Axios, Tiger Beat in the Potomac | 5 Comments

Who Could Have Known… Part Infinity

Posted on March 25, 2020 by

Death of the Media The rehabbing of the Mango-Hued Shitgibbon continues, via the morning email thingie from Axios: The spread and impact of the coronavirus may be unfathomable, but it’s not unpredictable. Yet the U.S. has failed to respond accordingly, … Continue reading →

Posted in Axios, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, media, Our Failed Political Press, Pandemics | 9 Comments

Axios Sees The Bright Side of the Coronavirus

Posted on March 5, 2020 by

Axios morning email thingie looks at the bright side of a pandemic: Companies that make products geared toward staying at home — think peanut butter, exercise bikes and telecommunication software — are unexpected beneficiaries of an evolving coronavirus economy, Axios … Continue reading →

Posted in Axios, media, Pandemics | 5 Comments

‘But Her Emails,’ Part Infinity

Posted on December 9, 2019 by

The Death of the Media Axios’ Mike ‘Payola’ Allen is again going for Drama! Conflict! Bad Reporting! From their email thingie last night, pimping their HBO series: The big question: Will Biden move away from a posture of defending his … Continue reading →

Posted in Axios, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, media, Mike 'Payola' Allen, Our Failed Political Press, Talentless Hacks | 5 Comments

Shorter Hannity… ( #ITMFA, Part Infinity)

Posted on November 14, 2019 by

…Good news for John McCain! Axios morning email thingie tells us the longer version: “On Fox News, Sean Hannity opened his 9 p.m. hour saying it was a ‘great day for the United States, for the President and the country … Continue reading →

Posted in Axios, ITMFA, media, Quid Meets Quo Goes Pro (Ukraine) | 4 Comments

NYTimes Report: Tweet, Twit, Twat

Posted on November 3, 2019 by

Hercules had it easy when he cleaned out King Augeas’ stables. Axios morning email thingie reports: The N.Y. Times read all 11,390 of President Trump’s White House tweets (twice), and reports these findings in a 10-page special section, with three … Continue reading →

Posted in Axios, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, NY Times, Social Media, Twitter | 3 Comments

Media Blames Both Sides of the Media (Part Infinity)

Posted on September 3, 2019 by

Death of the Media We noted the other day that the Villagers are shocked, Shocked, SHOCKED!!! that The Chosen One, Cheeto Christ Stupid-Czar and his defenders of the one true faith are raising money to rat-eff journalists, the Media and … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Axios, Both Sides, media, Our Failed Political Press | 4 Comments

Axios Shocks The Villagers: ‘Both Sides Don’t’

Posted on August 22, 2019 by

Axios morning email thingie is absolutely chilling: The U.S. — despite mountains of evidence about Russia’s interference in the last election, and the likelihood of a repeat in 2020 — is no better prepared to defend itself now than it … Continue reading →

Posted in Axios, Both Sides, media | 6 Comments

Deplorables v.2.0

Posted on August 9, 2019 by

Axios morning email thingie is warning us that calling our Imperial-Wizard-in-Chief a white supremacist will backfire: What’s new: Trump campaign officials and sources close to the president tell Axios that they believe Democrats’ extraordinary charge that the president is a … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Axios, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, racism, White Punks on Dope | 10 Comments