Category Archives: Axios

Oops: Axios Fogets To Both Sides Jan. 6 Commemoration

It’s all clicks and ratings to our Failed Political Press ™ and they couldn’t be happier as Axios breathlessly promotes that Steve Bannon and Hair Füror will bring their combined black hole, er, star power to Merde-a-Lardo to “counter-program” the … Continue reading

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Our Failed Political Press Announces The New Normal

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie) morning email thingie is allegedly the most read newsletter by our elite political press and is said with some credibility to frame the news of the day (Hot Takes and Win The Morning!), … Continue reading

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Our Failed Political Press Fails, Part Infinity

The framing of this Axios story bothers me (weird formatting is theirs): Scoop: Biden bombs with Manchin President Biden failed to persuade Sen. Joe Manchin (D-W.Va.) to agree to spending $3.5 trillion on the Democrats’ budget reconciliation package during their … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, Axios?

Axios has a piece up: Rise of the anti-“woke” Democrat in which they extensively quote Bacardi Lifetime Achievement Winner Peggy Noonan’s W$J column as proof. Is high noon(an) too early to start drinking?  

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And a 2024 Dark Goat Emerges: Chris Christie

Oh, dear.  Former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie is seriously considering running for president in 2024, three people familiar with his thinking tell Axios. Driving the news: While Christie isn’t saying anything publicly about his thinking — besides telling radio … Continue reading

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Axios Builds A Lifeboat

Leave it to Axios to save the Coup Klux Klan: Our new reality: Three Americas The United States, torn apart by insurrection and mass misinformation, is witnessing a political and social realignment unfold in real time: We’re splitting into three … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Axios, Fox News, Hate Radio, Junkie Limbaugh, Our Failed Political Press, Rush Limbaugh, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), Tucker Carlson | 9 Comments

Both Sides Don’t

This is subtle, but it absolutely is another example of our Failed Political Press: The cost of Washington’s coronavirus failures Dude, it should be: The cost of Republican Senate’s coronavirus failures Please recall that the house has now passed two … Continue reading

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Missing the Obvious

Axios presents to us the story of Lord Damp Nut, the brand (emphasis theirs): If President Trump defies today’s swing-state polls and pulls off another upset, what will we have missed that could have been a clue? Here’s a big … Continue reading

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The Villagers Rally

Our failed political press tells us that Sen. Amy Klobuchar decided to remove herself from consideration to being Handsome Joe Biden’s VP. Tiger Beat’s morning email thingie: VEEPSTAKES … SEN. AMY KLOBUCHAR (D-Minn.) officially took herself out of the running … Continue reading

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Who Could Have Known… Part Infinity

Death of the Media The rehabbing of the Mango-Hued Shitgibbon continues, via the morning email thingie from Axios: The spread and impact of the coronavirus may be unfathomable, but it’s not unpredictable. Yet the U.S. has failed to respond accordingly, … Continue reading

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