Category Archives: Axios

Who Could Have Known… Part Infinity

Death of the Media The rehabbing of the Mango-Hued Shitgibbon continues, via the morning email thingie from Axios: The spread and impact of the coronavirus may be unfathomable, but it’s not unpredictable. Yet the U.S. has failed to respond accordingly, … Continue reading

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Axios Sees The Bright Side of the Coronavirus

Axios morning email thingie looks at the bright side of a pandemic: Companies that make products geared toward staying at home — think peanut butter, exercise bikes and telecommunication software — are unexpected beneficiaries of an evolving coronavirus economy, Axios … Continue reading

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‘But Her Emails,’ Part Infinity

The Death of the Media Axios’ Mike ‘Payola’ Allen is again going for Drama! Conflict! Bad Reporting! From their email thingie last night, pimping their HBO series: The big question: Will Biden move away from a posture of defending his … Continue reading

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Shorter Hannity… ( #ITMFA, Part Infinity)

…Good news for John McCain! Axios morning email thingie tells us the longer version: “On Fox News, Sean Hannity opened his 9 p.m. hour saying it was a ‘great day for the United States, for the President and the country … Continue reading

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NYTimes Report: Tweet, Twit, Twat

Hercules had it easy when he cleaned out King Augeas’ stables. Axios morning email thingie reports: The N.Y. Times read all 11,390 of President Trump’s White House tweets (twice), and reports these findings in a 10-page special section, with three … Continue reading

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Media Blames Both Sides of the Media (Part Infinity)

Death of the Media We noted the other day that the Villagers are shocked, Shocked, SHOCKED!!! that The Chosen One, Cheeto Christ Stupid-Czar and his defenders of the one true faith are raising money to rat-eff journalists, the Media and … Continue reading

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Axios Shocks The Villagers: ‘Both Sides Don’t’

Axios morning email thingie is absolutely chilling: The U.S. — despite mountains of evidence about Russia’s interference in the last election, and the likelihood of a repeat in 2020 — is no better prepared to defend itself now than it … Continue reading

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Deplorables v.2.0

Axios morning email thingie is warning us that calling our Imperial-Wizard-in-Chief a white supremacist will backfire: What’s new: Trump campaign officials and sources close to the president tell Axios that they believe Democrats’ extraordinary charge that the president is a … Continue reading

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Good Thing Trump Doesn’t Know How To Read

Axios got it’s hands on the vetting documents used by Comrade Stupid when deciding who to hire for the 4th Reich, and boy-howdy, they warned but hired these crooks anyway! “Nearly 100 internal Trump transition vetting documents leaked to “Axios … Continue reading

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The Mueller Report is Coming!

Strategic hire AG Bill ‘Low’ Barr will release the redacted Mueller report to both Congress and the public on Thursday morning. Lawyers have used color coding to conceal classified or other protected information. Everything Prznint Stupid does has some element … Continue reading

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