Category Archives: Axios

Some Fries With Your Stupid, Axios?

Axios has a piece up: Rise of the anti-“woke” Democrat in which they extensively quote Bacardi Lifetime Achievement Winner Peggy Noonan’s W$J column as proof. Is high noon(an) too early to start drinking?  

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And a 2024 Dark Goat Emerges: Chris Christie

Oh, dear.  Former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie is seriously considering running for president in 2024, three people familiar with his thinking tell Axios. Driving the news: While Christie isn’t saying anything publicly about his thinking — besides telling radio … Continue reading

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Axios Builds A Lifeboat

Leave it to Axios to save the Coup Klux Klan: Our new reality: Three Americas The United States, torn apart by insurrection and mass misinformation, is witnessing a political and social realignment unfold in real time: We’re splitting into three … Continue reading

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Both Sides Don’t

This is subtle, but it absolutely is another example of our Failed Political Press: The cost of Washington’s coronavirus failures Dude, it should be: The cost of Republican Senate’s coronavirus failures Please recall that the house has now passed two … Continue reading

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Missing the Obvious

Axios presents to us the story of Lord Damp Nut, the brand (emphasis theirs): If President Trump defies today’s swing-state polls and pulls off another upset, what will we have missed that could have been a clue? Here’s a big … Continue reading

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The Villagers Rally

Our failed political press tells us that Sen. Amy Klobuchar decided to remove herself from consideration to being Handsome Joe Biden’s VP. Tiger Beat’s morning email thingie: VEEPSTAKES … SEN. AMY KLOBUCHAR (D-Minn.) officially took herself out of the running … Continue reading

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Who Could Have Known… Part Infinity

Death of the Media The rehabbing of the Mango-Hued Shitgibbon continues, via the morning email thingie from Axios: The spread and impact of the coronavirus may be unfathomable, but it’s not unpredictable. Yet the U.S. has failed to respond accordingly, … Continue reading

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Axios Sees The Bright Side of the Coronavirus

Axios morning email thingie looks at the bright side of a pandemic: Companies that make products geared toward staying at home — think peanut butter, exercise bikes and telecommunication software — are unexpected beneficiaries of an evolving coronavirus economy, Axios … Continue reading

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‘But Her Emails,’ Part Infinity

The Death of the Media Axios’ Mike ‘Payola’ Allen is again going for Drama! Conflict! Bad Reporting! From their email thingie last night, pimping their HBO series: The big question: Will Biden move away from a posture of defending his … Continue reading

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Shorter Hannity… ( #ITMFA, Part Infinity)

…Good news for John McCain! Axios morning email thingie tells us the longer version: “On Fox News, Sean Hannity opened his 9 p.m. hour saying it was a ‘great day for the United States, for the President and the country … Continue reading

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