Category Archives: media

UPDATED: News That Will Drive You To Drink (CNN Edition)

Happy Hour News Chris Licht, the hapless and untalented CEO of CNN, continues to dominate the media headlines with his blunders and mishandling of the cable news outlet. Let’s turn our attention to Oliver Darcey and The Reliable Resources email … Continue reading

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Get A Load of This ‘Both Sides’

Man, I’ve seen some tortured attempts to Both Sides, but this editorial by Jason Willick in the WaPo is so nonsensical I expected the byline to by David Eff’ing Brooks: …Populations can’t be divided into camps of voters who favor … Continue reading

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The Spice Must Flow: UpChuck Announces He’s Quitting MTP

There’s a disturbance in The Farce: Today we close our show with an announcement from @chucktodd: "While today is not my final show, this will be my final summer here at Meet the Press. … I am really proud of … Continue reading

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CNN’s Chris Licht: So Much Winning!

Our Failed Political Press™ Whoever picked June 2 as the day Chris Licht —CNN’s doomed CEO— would get his public humiliation, please collect your winnings. Following The Atlantic’s exposé on the Boy Wonder —literally hours later— CNN has installed a … Continue reading

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Here’s Some Stupid To Start Your Day

Doocy: Where are you on the idea of presidents pardoning Trump? Biden: *laughs* — Acyn (@Acyn) May 29, 2023 If you can believe it, Peter Doocy is the Fox News White House correspondent.

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Hostage Taking Today (Kobayashi Maru Scenario)

The Media has completely normalized hostage taking and so they see it as BOTH SIDES and a horserace of sorts, which means all we hear is breathless speculation (“X is in!, Y is out!”) and so we really don’t know … Continue reading

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Breaking: CNN Learned Nothing

Happy Hour News Whatever little ratings they got from the Republican base (and the YUGE damage they did with the Left),  they are about to lose: CNN to Host Republican Presidential Town Hall with former South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley … Continue reading

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Because We Love A Good Retraction

I would say butter couldn’t melt in Ingraham’s mouth, but instead it bursts into a grease fire: Ingraham: A little update on a story we brought you this week about homeless vets being displaced from hotels so illegals can move … Continue reading

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ETTD, Part Infinity

CNN CEO Christ Licht is learning that there is one, true, impermeable law of the universe: Everything Trump Touches Dies, including CNN’s ratings following giving TFG essentially an hour of free prime time campaigning: More than a week after CNN’s … Continue reading

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CNN Prime Time Viewership Drops Below Newsmax

Told ya we should have put down some serious coin in Vegas.

Posted in CNN, Newsmax | 4 Comments