Category Archives: media

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on September 17, 2019 by

Happy Hour News briefs She was this close to the biggest get in journalism history pic.twitter.com/rsklDbBjW0 — Jemele Hill (@jemelehill) September 17, 2019 No comment. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Bluegal)

Posted in Death of the Media, snark | 5 Comments

Bad Packaging, Cont.

Posted on September 16, 2019 by

I’m just saying maybe we send this lube to Ben Shapiro, you know, to help his “investigative reporting” on Brett Kavanaugh’s never-remembered junk. (“Dear Penthouse Forum,” Ben squeaked, “I cannot believe I’m writing to you…”) (Hat tip: Scissorhead Dennis Cole)

Posted in Bad Packaging, Ben Shapiro, Brett Kavanaugh | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on September 16, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein has Judge Jeanine on his show, she’s peddling her new book all over town and Josh proceeds to get the title wrong, and it all goes downhill from … Continue reading →

Posted in Josh Bernstein, Jump for Jeebus, snark, Xristian Xraxies | 4 Comments

Little Ben Has Sumpin’ To Say

Posted on September 16, 2019 by

Someone Bring Ben A Chair Ben Shapiro dismisses allegations of sexual assault against Brett Kavanaugh with "Nobody has yet described Kavanaugh's [genitalia]" pic.twitter.com/j7HiXsB5zb — Jason Campbell (@JasonSCampbell) September 16, 2019 Ben Shapiro is getting all squeaky and excited talking about … Continue reading →

Posted in Ben Shapiro, snark, Talentless Hacks | 14 Comments

From The Brain of Tiny Ben

Posted on September 14, 2019 by

Shorter Ben Shapiro: “If you take out all the bad parts, life is pretty good here.” Here’s the longer bit: Ben Shapiro defends the US healthcare system, saying life expectancy is high "if you take away car accident deaths, and … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on September 10, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein wants some fries with his unhappy meal: For some reason, Josh Bernstein is really outraged about Burger King's Impossible Whopper. pic.twitter.com/UQPV78k6Cf — Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) September 10, … Continue reading →

Posted in Get Off The Cross, Josh Bernstein, Jump for Jeebus, Talentless Hacks, Xristian Xraxies | 4 Comments

Burn the Lifeboats, Cont.

Posted on September 6, 2019 by

Death of the Media This article in Politico says it all: “Four states are poised to cancel their 2020 GOP presidential primaries and caucuses, a move that would cut off oxygen to Donald Trump’s long-shot primary challengers. “Republican parties in … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Death of the Media, Tiger Beat in the Potomac | 6 Comments

Our Failed Media: CNN (part infinity)

Posted on September 5, 2019 by

Sen. Elizabeth Warren says conversations around regulating lightbulbs, banning plastic straws and cutting down on red meat are what the fossil fuel industry wants people focused on as a way to distract from their impact on climate change. #ClimateTownHall https://t.co/N3vZCD2jHC … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, CNN, Elizabeth Warren, global climate change | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Posted on September 3, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal, culture warrior Josh ‘Never Served’ Bernstein has some profiling to do: Joshua Bernstein says that the man who carried out a mass shooting in Texas over the weekend has "kind … Continue reading →

Posted in Anti-Semitism, Conspiracy Theorists, Josh Bernstein, Jump for Jeebus, Xristian Xraxies | 5 Comments

Media Blames Both Sides of the Media (Part Infinity)

Posted on September 3, 2019 by

Death of the Media We noted the other day that the Villagers are shocked, Shocked, SHOCKED!!! that The Chosen One, Cheeto Christ Stupid-Czar and his defenders of the one true faith are raising money to rat-eff journalists, the Media and … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Axios, Both Sides, Death of the Media, media | 4 Comments