Category Archives: media

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Scissorheads asked for it: President Handsome Joe Biden is swinging at the press conference. No more bringing pillows to a gun fight. – Reporter: Are you satisfied with VP Kamala Harris’ work on Voting Rights and will … Continue reading

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The Media Landscape Is Changing

DirecTV has decided to no longer carry One America News (or ONAN as we call it here. * snicker *), that that pretty much will be a death blow to those fascists: DirecTV announced Friday evening that it would be … Continue reading

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Trump Has Hang-ups, Hung-Up

Nice Polite Republican = NPR’s Steve Inskeep was hung-up’ed on by Hair Füror: Former President Donald Trump spoke with NPR’s Steve Inskeep on Tuesday, Jan. 11, in a brief phone interview. They discussed vaccinations for COVID-19, the 2020 election and … Continue reading

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That’s Kinky

Peter Doocy  seems to think he is in some sort of Sub-Dom relationship with Jenn Psaki, it’s the only explanation for this lowly worm’s bottomless thirst to be publicly humiliated by a strong woman: Fox News’ Doocy: “I’m triple-vaxed … … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Sen. Cancun?

If you ever wondered where boneless chicken came from, get a load of this guy: Here's the full clip. After Cruz says he used "sloppy phrasing" when he called 1/6 a "violent terrorist attack," Carlson says his explanation "doesn't even … Continue reading

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Tiger Beat Both Sides The Stupid Coup

For those who always despised him, feel betrayed by him, or fear his return to power, today is about remembering — never forgetting — his lowest point as president: the day he incited a mob to attack Congress while it … Continue reading

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Bold, New Media Concern Announced

Who will stand up for the tragically underserved audience of “people who are college educated” and “read in English” you ask? Ben Smith, that’s who! Anyway, ol’ Buzzfeed Ben who now works at the NYTimes as a media critic is … Continue reading

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More Popcorn: The Stupid Coup Hearings Might Be Broadcast

Guys, the revolution will not be televised, but the hearings might be, according to the Axios morning email thingie (weird bullets and emphasis theirs, I swear): The House’s January 6th Committee is considering rare prime-time hearings to help build a … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, Our Failed Political Press, The Stupid Coup | 7 Comments

Report: Popcorn Sales, uh, Pop as Hannity Is Invited To Testify

We all know that Thumbhead, er, Sean Hannity was much more than a TV host during the 4th Reich, such that one former White House aide referred to Hannity as the “real chief of staff.”  We know  Hannity was a friend, … Continue reading

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Now Read This

The Editorial Board takes on our Failed Political Press ™ and it is soooo good. I’m gonna quote the introduction (bad blogger!) and let you go there to read the interview. This is not behind a paywall, the site depends … Continue reading

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