Category Archives: media

Politico Does It Again

Our Failed Political Press ™ It’s getting embarrassing that Politico Playbook email thingie keeps framing the GOP talking points, as this mornings lede paragraph demonstrates: INFRASTRUCTURE BREAKDOWN — President JOE BIDEN’S entire agenda appears to be in jeopardy amid Democratic … Continue reading

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Our Failed Political Press ™ (Part Infinity)

Axios (!) tells us that the threats of new taxes —to pay for things like infrastructure from which American corporations will benefit— has corporations planning how to avoid paying them: VC lawyers and CFOs have spent the past couple of … Continue reading

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The Return of Toobin

Rub-a-dub-dub CNN has rehired noted, uh, glasses-wearing, trophy-polisher Jeffrey Toobin as their chief political analyst because well, he fits the job description, and has not gone blind yet: —@JeffreyToobin says he was told that The New Yorker reviewed his whole career … Continue reading

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Republican: ‘We Love Sinema!’

The headline tells us that this is a zero calorie (tastes great/less filling) personality profile article from Tiger Beat: “Kyrsten Sinema gets her make-or-break moment with Republicans” . You’ll be shocked to learn that Kyrsten Sinema gets a compliment from… the … Continue reading

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Getting the Old Gang Back Together: Bill-0 and Hair Füror Hit The Road

Reunions It will be difficult to determine which septuagenarian sex fiend is the wingman in this road-trip-buddy movie: Trump and disgraced former Fox News anchor Bill O’Reilly are going on a speaking tour together Two prominent conservative personalities will launch … Continue reading

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Report: Cable News Channel Is Not Hiring Pedophile-Adjacent Applicants

PizzaGaetz Comedy ensues as Congress’ Aging Prom Date, pedophile-adjacent Rep. Matt Gaetz tries to find gainful employment, you know, should he have to suddenly pay legal fees to defend himself after he is eventually kicked out of the House (or … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Josh Hawley?

Self-Owns While trying to pwn Jake Tapper, Sen. Proud Boy Lite’s office accidentally is arguing that he indeed is an election Big Liar: And if the bookers had come to me and said he was an option I would have … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Jump for Jeebus! It’s been a long time since we caught up with our old Pal Josh Bernstein, let’s see what he’s up to… Right-wing commentator Josh Bernstein insists there was no insurrection at the Capitol on … Continue reading

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It’s a start

This throw-away item in this morning’s Politico/Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) email thingie caught my eye, as it is something we’ve long said broadly: THROWING THE BOOK(ERS) — On Friday, we reported that CNN’s JAKE TAPPER recently decided … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, WaPo?

Our Failed Political Press ™ Welcome to the ’80s:: “I think most of today’s political fights are really about two underlying questions: Will power — cultural, economic, social and political in particular — be taken away from the kinds of … Continue reading

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