Category Archives: media

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on March 27, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal “America’s favorite bald badass” Josh Bernstein musta gotta earful from the 4th Reich to quit blabbing about coups and cancelling the 2020 Goat Rodeo! Let’s listen: So not exactly an … Continue reading →

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Priorities!

Posted on March 27, 2020 by

“all my friends are saying you know, this is not a priority, people are dying and i realize that, but they can’t get their nails done” pic.twitter.com/UnkqFdvvmp — Bobby Lewis (@revrrlewis) March 26, 2020 The Dumb one and even the … Continue reading →

Posted in Fox News, People Dumber than Dolphins, Petunia and Pals | 6 Comments

Who Could Have Known… Part Infinity

Posted on March 25, 2020 by

Death of the Media The rehabbing of the Mango-Hued Shitgibbon continues, via the morning email thingie from Axios: The spread and impact of the coronavirus may be unfathomable, but it’s not unpredictable. Yet the U.S. has failed to respond accordingly, … Continue reading →

Posted in Axios, Death of the Media, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, media, Pandemics | 9 Comments

Happy Birthday Doughy Pantload! (FAAAAAAAAAAART!)

Posted on March 21, 2020 by

Jonah ‘Doughy Pantload’ Goldberg is 51 today. (FAAAAAAAAAAART!)

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The Death of the Media, Part Infinity

Posted on March 21, 2020 by

It seems reasonable to me that putting a mango-hued shitgibbon on the electric teevee machine every day this week might have an impact. Oh, sure, if one is paying attention (and presumably many of us are sheltering-in-place, whether ordered to … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Death of the Media, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 12 Comments

The Death of the Media, Part Infinity

Posted on March 19, 2020 by

I’m coming to the conclusion these daily news briefings from Lord Damp Nut about the Coronavirus AKA, The Trump Virus (Hat tip: Scissorhead Ten Bears) are replacing the MAGA-Klan rallies of yore, because he probably cannot have them any longer. … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Death of the Media, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 7 Comments

Where Are They Now?

Posted on March 18, 2020 by

Guys, remember this twatwaffle? Trish Regan? You know, with the ersatz Farrah hair? You know, her: You gotta watch this, I mean……..you just gotta watch pic.twitter.com/x2ZsayVrmv — Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew_lawrence) March 10, 2020 It seems that Fox News has given … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on March 17, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! It’s our old pal Josh Bernstein’s YouTube Show, and… wait, what’s that? And that’s when I closed the tab.

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Joe Biden, Josh Bernstein, Talentless Hacks | 3 Comments

(UPDATED) Our Failed Political Press (Part Infinity)

Posted on March 17, 2020 by

All the morning email thingies are noting that Lord Damp Nut seems to be a new, somber, serious, president (and I have not yet checked to see if CNN’s Van Jones has again declared that today Prznint Stupid is prznintial), … Continue reading →

Posted in Death of the Media, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pandemics | 10 Comments

Good News! Only 30% To Go!

Posted on March 15, 2020 by

It’s Meet the Press, with Upchuck talking to David ‘Eff’ing’ Brooks, so be forwarned!

Posted in Chuck 'The Facts Don't Matter' Todd, Pandemics | 14 Comments