Category Archives: media

Our Failed Press: Newsweek

As Dog is my waitress, Newsweek is starting Birtherism 2.0: Kamala Harris Edition: The fact that Senator Kamala Harris has just been named the vice presidential running mate for presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden has some questioning her eligibility … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein solves the Mount Trumpmore problem: Radical right-wing commentator Josh Bernstein declares that "if President Trump doesn't get his bust on Mount Rushmore, perhaps his balls should be there." pic.twitter.com/eVNOEP6CHF — Right Wing … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs

Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein has a modest suggestion for preventing voter fraud: Got that? Punish the fraudsters with long prison sentences and then steal the electoral votes of the states that vote by mail. He’s a … Continue reading

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Early Lunchtime Reading: Our Failed Political Press

Guys I hate doing this to you as you approach lunchtime, but this post at Slate(!) by Will Saletan is important. The Trump Pandemic A blow-by-blow account of how the president killed thousands of Americans. From Press Run this morning … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein has a message for seniors: Got that Gramps and Gram: vote in person and die for Trump! Some people are going to die. So be it! It’s the patriotic thing to do.

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Josh Bernstein, voting | 9 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein goes full birther. Pro tip, Joshie: Any time you say “I’m not a birther…” — you’re a birther.

Posted in Birthers, Josh Bernstein, racism, Theocrats, White Punks on Dope | 6 Comments

Heads-Up: Both Sides Don’t

Our failed political press is at it again with headlines like CNN’s: Congress nowhere near deal; unemployment benefit to expire and Newsweek Congress Unemployment Gridlock Leaves 25 Million on Brink of Income Crisis and the NYTimes With Jobless Aid Set … Continue reading

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RIP, The New Tone

Guys, remember last week when Lord Damp Nut finally became president? Yeah, me neither, but it was a thing that our failed political press was getting all gooey over, dubbing it The New Tone and yet again trying to normalize this … Continue reading

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Our Failed Political Press, Pandemics | 12 Comments

It Goes Straight To The Top, Sheeple!!1!

Axios morning email thingie has a piece in it about Conspiracy Theories going mainstream, and you’ll never guess which media outlets are involved (weird emblodening and enigmatic bullet are all theirs, baby!): Several right-leaning TV networks and hosts have walked … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, Hate Radio, OANN, Q-spiracy, Sinclair Broadcasting | 19 Comments

And Then I Closed The Tab

Fox stars Hannity, Carlson and fired anchor Henry in lawsuit I’d rather believe that all three have a Ken-doll style bump than actual, working junk.

Posted in Fox News, media | 10 Comments