Category Archives: media

Gym Jordan Presents: Bread and Circuses

In case you were wondering, the plan appears to hold the Select Subcommittee on The Weaponization of the Federal Gubmint hearings from a Fox News greenroom: The GOP-led House select subcommittee on so-called weaponization of the federal government will draw … Continue reading

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Define ‘Moderate’ WaPo

Our Failed Political Press ™ There’s a piece in the WaPo entitled (and I do mean entitled), The Joe Manchin of the House GOP? And Betteridges Law Of Headlines just keeled over. Anyway, it is pushing the notion that there … Continue reading

Posted in Dork MAGA, Our Failed Political Press, snark, Wingnuttia | 7 Comments

Bad Placement, Cont.

D’oh!

Posted in Bad Placement, snark, The NYTimes | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Somewhere Balloonboy is smiling: House Oversight Committee Chair James Comer to Fox News: "My concern is that the federal government doesn't know what's in that balloon. Is that bioweapons in that balloon? Did that balloon take off … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, Our Failed Political Press, Wingnuttia | 14 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

It’s amazing that they don’t burst into flames: Ingraham: The media are working overtime to get you wound up about nonsense pic.twitter.com/aYZmt0KKbk — Acyn (@Acyn) January 31, 2023

Posted in Fox News, Laura Ingraham, Talentless Hacks | 12 Comments

Small Gubmint Enthusiast Seeks Gubmint Intervention

DeSantis is asked during a news conference for his view on DirecTV dropping Newsmax. He says it warrants a congressional investigation. pic.twitter.com/6VSdRIxyS8 — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 31, 2023 Governor Whiney McFascist doesn’t think that companies should make their own … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Fascism, Newsmax, Our Failed Political Press, Ron DeSantis | 3 Comments

Take CNN. Please.

Guys, remember a couple of weeks ago when we learned that CNN was considering hiring a comic? Well, Vanity Fair has the scoop: CNN is adding comedian Bill Maher to its Friday night lineup. Starting this Friday at 11:30pm ET, the network … Continue reading

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Our Failed Political Press ™ (Part Infinity)

As regular readers and all good Scissoheads know, the Sunday Talkies are a bust. They stopped being news programs long ago and became something of an inside the beltway brunch party. The guests are regularly spokespeople from the Republican Party … Continue reading

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Our Failed Political Press ™ (Part Infinity+)

Happy Hour News Proof those media mother-eff’ers learned NOTHING: Few more scoops:1. Reporters from CNN, NBC, etc w/ Trump on his plane for Saturday tour to NH & SC, portending return to old Trump-media status quo2. Nancy Pelosi, Gina Raimondo … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Our Failed Political Press | 9 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Good work, AP Styleguide.

Posted in Associated Press, Our Failed Political Press, People Dumber than Dolphins | 2 Comments