Category Archives: media

Jeanine Pirro Can’t Drive 55

Fox News host Jeanine Pirro ticketed for speeding at 119 mph — The Hill (@thehill) November 21, 2017 Fox News host Jeanine Pirro was ticketed for excessive speeding Sunday afternoon in upstate New York after state police clocked … Continue reading

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The Death of the Media: Trump’s Razor Is In Play

The Death of the Media The Reliable Sources email thingie tells us: The headline on Page One of Tuesday’s NYT: “U.S. Sues to Stop AT&T’s Takeover Of Time Warner.” Right now on, it’s the same lead, with a subhed … Continue reading

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4th and 40, Hannity Punts!

Might have to take back the Claim Chowder from yesterday: U.S. Senate candidate Roy Moore published an open letter to Sean Hannity on Wednesday night pushing back against allegations of sexual abuse that have placed his campaign at the center … Continue reading

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Both Sides DON’T

This bit in Axios’ morning email thingie starts off well, but then goes into well-worn turf. See if you can spot the razor blade in the apple: There are lots of reasons American politics went off the rails, but Axios … Continue reading

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Breitbart Proves Moore Innocent!!1!

Breitbart reports from Birmingham, Alabama (no link for obvious reasons): “Speaking by phone to Breitbart News on Saturday, Corfman’s mother, Nancy Wells, 71, says that her daughter did not have a phone in her bedroom during the period that Moore is … Continue reading

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Your Morning Keurig

Drowning Man Swims to Sinking Ship Sean Hannity is fighting to repair the good name of the alleged child molester Roy Moore. It’s a tough job, but Hannity is gonna do it. Hannity’s advertisers usually stick with him through thick … Continue reading

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“Professional Courtesy”

The Death of the Media Fox News overlooks alleged Nazi ties, hires former White House staffer Seb Gorka — ThinkProgress (@thinkprogress) November 9, 2017 Professional Courtesy. — Tengrain (@Tengrain) November 9, 2017 And I thought that Pravda … Continue reading

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Trump Goal: Killing CNN

We’ll begin our day, Dear Readers, with a quick peak at Hair Führer’s notorious enemies list, which really has only one true enemy: the Media. Anyway, there’s a lot of speculation that Comrade Trump, in the fine tradition of dictators … Continue reading

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Mouse vs. Fox

Brian Steltner’s Reliable Sources newsletter leads with an inside baseball, sort of big media news item that we should pay attention to: David Faber‘s incredible scoop on Monday — “21st Century Fox has been holding talks to sell most of … Continue reading

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Petunia and Pals Wins the Morning

There’s a scene in 1988’s Heathers where the doofus character Pauline Fleming says, “Whether to kill yourself or not is one of the most important decisions a teenager can make.” Not since then have I ever heard anything quite as dumb … Continue reading

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