Category Archives: media
As Dog is my waitress, Newsweek is starting Birtherism 2.0: Kamala Harris Edition: The fact that Senator Kamala Harris has just been named the vice presidential running mate for presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden has some questioning her eligibility … Continue reading
Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein solves the Mount Trumpmore problem: Radical right-wing commentator Josh Bernstein declares that "if President Trump doesn't get his bust on Mount Rushmore, perhaps his balls should be there." pic.twitter.com/eVNOEP6CHF — Right Wing … Continue reading
Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein has a modest suggestion for preventing voter fraud: Got that? Punish the fraudsters with long prison sentences and then steal the electoral votes of the states that vote by mail. He’s a … Continue reading
Guys I hate doing this to you as you approach lunchtime, but this post at Slate(!) by Will Saletan is important. The Trump Pandemic A blow-by-blow account of how the president killed thousands of Americans. From Press Run this morning … Continue reading
Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein has a message for seniors: Got that Gramps and Gram: vote in person and die for Trump! Some people are going to die. So be it! It’s the patriotic thing to do.
Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein goes full birther. Pro tip, Joshie: Any time you say “I’m not a birther…” — you’re a birther.
Our failed political press is at it again with headlines like CNN’s: Congress nowhere near deal; unemployment benefit to expire and Newsweek Congress Unemployment Gridlock Leaves 25 Million on Brink of Income Crisis and the NYTimes With Jobless Aid Set … Continue reading
Guys, remember last week when Lord Damp Nut finally became president? Yeah, me neither, but it was a thing that our failed political press was getting all gooey over, dubbing it The New Tone and yet again trying to normalize this … Continue reading
Axios morning email thingie has a piece in it about Conspiracy Theories going mainstream, and you’ll never guess which media outlets are involved (weird emblodening and enigmatic bullet are all theirs, baby!): Several right-leaning TV networks and hosts have walked … Continue reading
Fox stars Hannity, Carlson and fired anchor Henry in lawsuit I’d rather believe that all three have a Ken-doll style bump than actual, working junk.