Category Archives: media

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein in recommending insurrection in Washington state because we passed a mild gun control law! Josh must be aware that Yours Truly would be a gun-grabber if I were … Continue reading

Posted in Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Josh Bernstein, Jump for Jeebus, NRA, Talentless Hacks | 8 Comments

Boom.

This morning, CNN filed a lawsuit against @realDonaldTrump and top aides. The White House has violated CNN and @Acosta‘s First Amendment rights of freedom of the press and Fifth Amendment rights to due process. Complaint: https://t.co/43oX6L8xA7 pic.twitter.com/RvJ0Cgh6oi — CNN Communications … Continue reading

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Take-away that narcissist’s dripline, CNN!

Death of the Media Continuing with the nutty press conference yesterday… “Acosta’s “hard pass” issued by the Secret Service, which speeds up entry to the White House grounds, was revoked by the Trump administration on Wednesday night. The White House … Continue reading

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Upchuck Todd’s #MAGAbomber Theory: Russians

Today’s Nooner* goes to Upchuck: Upchuck cannot believe the the #MAGAbomber could be an uncouth MAGA, salt of the earth that they are, and so posits that physical bombs (though none have exploded… yet) might be the work of the … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our ol’ pal Josh Bernstein knows who’s behind the Caravan of Doom coming to take away Possum Hollar’s job at the Piggley Wiggley: that self-hating JEW! George Soros, and if you don’t believe … Continue reading

Posted in Anti-Semitism, Josh Bernstein | 4 Comments

Today in You’re Fired’ed News

Say goodbye, Megyn. Our secret Scissorhead at NBC says that she is out. It’s unclear from our chat in the bat cave if she is fired or if it is just her show that is cancelled, but there’s gossip of … Continue reading

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Merry Xmas From Brian Kilmead

Petunia & Pals most gifted co-host, Brian Kilmead (“the dumb one”), gave MAGA hat christmas ornaments to his friends and family, but he wants us to know that he did NOT know that buying these things from Candidate Stupid’s campaign … Continue reading

Posted in Petunia and Pals | 20 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs The Intercessors for America (POTUS Shield theocrats, chock full of self-procalimed prophets and nuts) have never heard of Sinclair Broadcasting and thought this was some sort of demonic mind control: “I don’t know about mind control … Continue reading

Posted in Sinclair, Sinclair Broadcasting, Theocrats | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein is now credentialed as part of the White House press pool: “I was privileged enough to go to the rally as a guest of the White House and … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Death of the Media, Fake News!!1!, Josh Bernstein, media | 1 Comment

Access Journalism 101

I think we’ve stated it before: CNN is the dumpster fire of journalism, driven largely by pontificating poltroons shouting around a table. The most dreaded words in the English language are, “we now turn to our powerhouse panel,” usually followed … Continue reading

Posted in CNN, Death of the Media | 9 Comments