Category Archives: media

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Posted on May 28, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our ol’ pal Josh Bernstein gives Lord Damp Nut the 2020 campaign slogan he’s been waiting for: “Trump or Death” — and look, he’s got merch!

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Josh Bernstein, Jump for Jeebus | 3 Comments

(UPDATED) Culture Wars! Part Infinity!

Posted on May 27, 2020 by

Handsome Joe Biden ventured out of his basement on Monday to lay a wreath at Veterans Memorial Park in Delaware, and it would go unremarked in normal times, but we do not live in normal times. You see, he was … Continue reading →

Posted in Fox News, Junkie Limbaugh, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, masks, Pandemics | 17 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 26, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs You cannot make up stuff like this: In case you missed the antecedent, Lord Damp Nut has decided to revisit the conspiracy theory that then-Rep. Joe Scarborough killed a member of his congressional staff. The widower … Continue reading →

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Morning NO! | 11 Comments

The Spice Must Flow, Part Infinity

Posted on May 23, 2020 by

Concern Trolls For us foul-mouthed, vituperous bloggers of the Left, Chuck Todd is always a pretty easy target. He’s neither bright nor smooth, and like his predecessor Dancin’ Dave Gregory, he goes into interviews at best armed with inside-the-beltway conventional … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Chuck 'The Facts Don't Matter' Todd, Dancing with the Gregory, Joe Biden | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 22, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our ol’ pal Josh Bernstein wants a visit from the Secret Service as he stronly suggest lynching current candidate and former VP Joe Biden! Joshie, Two-Words: de-caffe yourself.

Posted in Josh Bernstein, Jump for Jeebus, Talentless Hacks | 5 Comments

Stable Jenius Speaks

Posted on May 19, 2020 by

Hey guys remember this from yesterday? It kinda got under the thin, orange skin of Lord Damp Nut, and he spent the rest of last night kvetching and kvelling about Cavuto in a series of bizarre tweets and re-tweets, including … Continue reading →

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Fox News, hydroxychloroquine, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pandemics | 13 Comments

Now Go Read This

Posted on May 16, 2020 by

Press Run is always really good, but this particular post is about as good as it gets for criticizing our Failed Political Press: “…The White House isn’t the only institution guilty of failing to lead during our current pandemic. So … Continue reading →

Posted in blog whoring, Death of the Media | 5 Comments

Happy Birthday, Tucker!

Posted on May 16, 2020 by

Hebephrenic TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, and Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson is 51 today. That’s a lot of candles to blow-out, Tuck, old boy. Hope you had a Hungry-Man teevee breakfast before celebrating with a Pot Pie and … Continue reading →

Posted in Fox News, Happy Birthday, Talentless Hacks, Tucker Carlson | 4 Comments

Stable Jenius Is Stable

Posted on May 13, 2020 by

We’re in the middle of a deadly pandemic, 80K+ Americans are dead, untold terror is marching the land and Our Very Stable Jenius wants to reassure us all that… Replies Morning NO! – Scarborough at the time called that provocation … Continue reading →

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Morning NO! | 8 Comments

The Death of the Media, Part Infinity

Posted on May 13, 2020 by

Death of the Media “There is no doubt even under the best of circumstances when you pull back on mitigation, you will see some cases appear.”  –Dr. Anthony Fauci. Dr. Fauci warned that states and cities that skip past federal … Continue reading →

Posted in CNN, Death of the Media | 9 Comments