Category Archives: media

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Posted on May 21, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old friend Josh Bernstein has HAD IT WITH US LIBERALS!!1! He hates the United States (as do all Republicans, it seems): In under 30 seconds, he tells us he wants to break … Continue reading →

Posted in Josh Bernstein, Jump for Jeebus, Wingnuttia | 4 Comments

The Incredible Liteness Of Being Chris Cillizza

Posted on May 20, 2019 by

As we’ve noted before, if there is a Pantheon on Dunces someday, Cillizza is going to have a piller to himself. This is a real tweet from a real twit: Donald Trump had the best golf round of his life … Continue reading →

Posted in Chris Cillizza, CNN, Death of the Media, media, snark, Talentless Hacks | 14 Comments

Ship of Fools Season Has Started

Posted on May 18, 2019 by

I’d rather be on the Scientology Measles Ship-o-Doom than be stuck on a tug with Beck and a known serial sex abuser, Bill-O. Imagine his lust as Bill-O steps foot in the land of the falafel? I shudder to think. … Continue reading →

Posted in Bill-O History's Greatest Reporter, Conspiracy Theorists, Glen Beck, Talentless Hacks, Wingnuttia | 5 Comments

Sen. Prof. Warren to Fox News: ‘Hard Pass’

Posted on May 14, 2019 by

There’s a lot of reasons I am enjoying Sen. Prof. Warren’s 2020 Goat Rodeo run: she’s not being destructive of the other candidates, strong policy positions (and solutions), and the ability to speak truth to power. This Twitter thread is … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Death of the Media, Elizabeth Warren, Fox News, media | 11 Comments

Everyone, Play A Tiny Violin For Tiny Ben

Posted on May 10, 2019 by

Ben Shapiro is on a book tour. It’s not going well. Stick this in my veins. pic.twitter.com/j2XEekjwe7 — Mark Di Stefano 🤙🏻 (@MarkDiStef) May 10, 2019 BBC presenter Andrew Neil was editor of Rupert Murdoch’s Sunday Times and is the … Continue reading →

Posted in Ben Shapiro, Talentless Hacks | 12 Comments

Bringing Fried Chicken To A Gunfight

Posted on May 4, 2019 by

The Dems are unable/unwilling to accept that they are in a fight for the integrity of American democracy. This week alone, strategic hire AG Bill ‘Low’ Barr and the Democrats did a little a pas-de-deux: Barr ignored a subpoena from … Continue reading →

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, 2020 Goat Rodeo, Chris Cillizza, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, dim-o-crats, ITMFA, Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, Nancy Pelosi, Pooty-Poot Putin, William 'Iran-Contra' Barr | 1 Comment

Today Is Press Freedom Day

Posted on May 3, 2019 by

…as flawed as our press is (very), they do essential work and we are better off for their efforts. If you know any journalists, be sure to say thank you to them for a difficult job.

Posted in media | 2 Comments

#CNN Is A #Dumpster Fire

Posted on April 26, 2019 by

This tweet scrolled past earlier, and I gotta comment: cnn bringing rick santorum on to talk about homophobia, with that chyron, is a fucking choice pic.twitter.com/FFqfeN1rkO — David Mack (@davidmackau) April 26, 2019 I am reminded again that CNN is … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, CNN, Death of the Media, Pete Buttigieg, Rick 'Frothy' Santorum (Ew! Gross!) | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on April 23, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein says that he believes that the CIA hacked the DNC in order to frame Russia, and the Mueller report will exonerate Roger Stone. That is some serious conspiracy … Continue reading →

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Conspiracy Theorists, Josh Bernstein, Jump for Jeebus, Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, Roger Stone, Talentless Hacks | 4 Comments

Today in History!

Posted on April 22, 2019 by

In 2009, Sean Hannity volunteered to be waterboarded for Charity. 10 years later, he remains dry.

Posted in Chimpy's Great Adventure, Fox News, Sean Hannity, Talentless Hacks, Torture | 5 Comments