Category Archives: media

Watch That Bike (See what I did there?)

It’s gonna be a long four-years as our Failed Political Press, addicted to a scandal of the day goes cold turkey: what's going on here pic.twitter.com/Tx13OJ6k5w — David Mack (@davidmackau) January 22, 2021 I don’t think President Handsome Joe Biden … Continue reading

Posted in Insurrection, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Our Failed Political Press, Sedition, The Stupid Coup | 7 Comments

The Return of the Tan Suit!

Look-out! Hard-hitting journalism ahead from our failed political press! They found their new cause celebre: Handsome Joe Biden’s Peloton Bike: Joe Biden’s Peloton bike may pose cybersecurity risk, experts warn Joe Biden may be banned from bringing Peloton bike to … Continue reading

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Politico Returns To The Gossip Beat

Our Failed Political Press Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) email thingie is oiling up the ol’ Democrats in Disarray narrative already: The Democratic takeover of the White House and Congress is complete. But the truth is that the … Continue reading

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Report: Maria Bartiromo Is Gonna Go Down With The Ship

Fox anchor Maria Bartiromo: “A new report says that some far-right protesters have discussed posing as members of the National Guard to infiltrate the inauguration — the way Democrats infiltrated two weeks ago and put on MAGA clothing” https://t.co/pi4wyM1ZdN pic.twitter.com/nWA01TvHbr … Continue reading

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Where Are They Now?

The original liar and still the best, Sean “Spicey” Spicer tells Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) email thingie (new, improved and now with more gossip in a return to the breathless Katie Glueck hall-monitor standard of yore): YOUR … Continue reading

Posted in 2-drink minimum, Dumb Spice, The Angry Inch, Tiger Beat on the Potomac | 3 Comments

Report: Trump’s Rank in History (He’s Rank Everywhere)

They paid good Ameros for this? Trump will be remembered as one of the worst U.S. presidents, nearly half of Americans say “As President Donald Trump prepares to leave the White House, 47 percent of Americans say he will be … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, PBS | 7 Comments

Politico’s Downward Spiral Continues

First, Ben Shapiro, and now today Chuck Todd is the guest editor. Upchuck even put a picture of himself across the top. This is a hard pass for me. Wanna know why (emphasis mine)? One of the hallmarks of the … Continue reading

Posted in Chuck 'The Facts Don't Matter' Todd, MTP with UpChuck, Our Failed Political Press, Tiger Beat on the Potomac | 3 Comments

Vocabulary and Terms Are Important, CNN

CNN tells us… US says Capitol rioters intended to ‘capture and assassinate’ elected officials I’m already pissed off: if they were planning on assassinating elected leaders, that is the very definition of insurrection (a violent uprising against an authority or … Continue reading

Posted in CNN, Domestic Terrorism, Insurrection, Our Failed Political Press, The Stupid Coup | 13 Comments

Happy Birthday Ben Shapiro

Racist/Misogynist/Homophobe talentless l’enfant terrible is 37-years old today, and sooner or later Ben will grow up to be a real boy. But not today.

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Ben Shapiro Totally Destroys… Ben Shapiro’s Credibility (such as it is)

Our Failed Political Press I knew something was up this morning when the Politico email thingie seemed more off than usual, and this passage was the clue that made me by-pass the whole thing (emphasis theirs): Many in the media … Continue reading

Posted in Ben Shapiro, Our Failed Political Press, Tiger Beat on the Potomac | 9 Comments