Category Archives: marriage equality

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs One Million Moms (actually the lonely Monica Cole and her state of the art 1990’sFax Machine at noted hate group American Family Association, actually) is now calling for a boycott of Nickelodeon for (wait for it!) … Continue reading

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He Seems Nice, Part Infinity

Two-fer-One Offensive Sweet Jeebus, these crackers cannot help themselves: If I were black person, I would stand up to every “Gay Pride Parade” and shout “Get back in the closet! Stop stealing our movement!” —the very not-black and (probably) not … Continue reading

Posted in Homophobia, marriage equality, Racism, We Don't Serve Your Kind | 3 Comments

The Big Tent, Cont.

Folks is dumb where she comes from Let’s listen in as OK Governor Mary Fallin, who was the co-chair of the RNC Platform Committee, unbelievably explains that the platform itself is not hateful of the ‘mos: OK, let’s unpack this. … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Homophobia, marriage equality, snark, transphobia, We Don't Serve Your Kind, Your Kinda Cannot Pee Here | 11 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Just in case the most hateful GOP party document in history (you know, that decrees that LGBTQ people should be shoved back in the closet, but no one is advocating shooting the ‘mos, so not all … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, DADT, Hair Furer, Donald Trump, Homophobia, marriage equality, transphobia, We Don't Serve Your Kind, Xristian Xraxies, Your Kinda Cannot Pee Here | 12 Comments

GOP Platform: ‘This Doesn’t Mean Hostility’

Sweet Jeebus, he really said it could be worse: the GOP could be shooting the ‘mos.

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Homophobia, marriage equality, transphobia, We Don't Serve Your Kind, Y'all Qaeda, Your Kinda Cannot Pee Here | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Boycott Queen Linda Harvey, who by now is living in a mud hut and eating grubs (but we’re only guessing), returns to her spank-bank folder of sexual anarchists and finds the nexus between the ‘mos and … Continue reading

Posted in Get Off The Cross, Homophobia, Linda Harvey, marriage equality, Theocrats, We Don't Serve Your Kind, Xristian Xraxies | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Boycott Queen and spank-bank archivist Linda Harvey takes to the pages of World Nut Daily and writes a parody of the Kenyan Usurper’s LGBT Pride Month Proclamation! And here’s the thing: she’s as good at satire … Continue reading

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They Seem Nice, Part Infinity

Gordon Klingenschmitt Demon Hunter/CO Assemblyman has guests on his show! Who knew he had friends? Anyway Dr. Chaps invited former independent 2008 Goat Rodeo candidate Ruth Bryant White and her husband Steve onto his Pray in Jeebus’ Name program, and … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Boycott Queen Linda Harvey has prepared a nice summer season guide of events to boycott: As the month of June begins, it’s time to be aware of summer events you should avoid when accompanied by children, … Continue reading

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Your Daily Gohmert

Jeebus, he thinks The Martian was a documentary? On the plus-side, at least he left his gay Gilligan’s Island metaphor.

Posted in Homophobia, marriage equality, Screwie Louie Gohmert, Y'all Qaeda | 14 Comments