Category Archives: Madison Cawthorn

He Seems Nice

I guess fascists gotta fascist? And then Maddie sang, “Tomorrow Belongs To Me." https://t.co/jmv1a74tiw — Ten Graves ✂️ 6-feet-away-or-6-feet-under (@Tengrain) October 16, 2021 The part about confiscating Chinese asset should be a real tell about who the fascists are already … Continue reading

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And Now, Madison Cawthorn is Calling For a Crusade

There is no one less oppressed that the white Xristian evangelicals in America, but don’t tell that to Madison Cawthorn (R – Eagles Nest Giftshop): Cawthorn now calls for holy war: “It’s time for us to stand up and declare … Continue reading

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He Seems Nice

Eagles Nest gift shop habitué Madison Cawthorn opened his home-schooled pie hole again: Rep. Cawthorn talks of ‘bloodshed’ over future elections as he pushes voting lies And here’s the operative passage: Speaking at a North Carolina county GOP event, Cawthorn … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Rep. Cawthorn?

The Eagles Nest gift shop habitué Rep. Madison Cawthorn is calling for the 25th Amendment to be invoked to remove President Handsome Joe Biden, you know, because he must be incompetent. It did not go well: Calling for the 25th, … Continue reading

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UPDATED: Home School’ed Person Lectures School Board on Mask Mandate

Third Reich fanboi and 4th Reich heartthrob Madison Cawthorn decided to take some time off his busy schedule to hector the Buncombe County NC Schools Board of Education’s decision to put a mask requirement in place for the upcoming school … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, Cawthorn?

Rep. Madison Cawthorn vows that if the GOP gains control of the House in 2022, he will "make sure that consequences are doled out" to Dr. Anthony Fauci: "We want to prosecute this guy to the full ability of the … Continue reading

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Irresponsible Republican Speculation, part infinity

Rep. Cawthorne (R -Eagle’s Nest) has gone full-Bachmann banana-pants at CPAC (another one? Isn’t this like the third one this year?): Madison Cawthorn says today that Biden’s plan to send people door to door to offer vaccines is really a … Continue reading

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As Abraham Lincoln famously said…

“…don’t believe everything you read on the innernets” – In the last 10 months, Cawthorn has wrongly said in a speech that James Madison signed the Declaration of Independence, wrongly said Congress voted to have Lincoln issue the Emancipation Proclamation, … Continue reading

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He Seems Nice

Eagles Nest gift shop habitué Rep. Madison Cawthorn, ladies and gents: Rep Madison Cawthorn: "If anybody ever wants to say 'oh, well you know what, citizens with a few small arms fire would never be able to stop the federal … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, Hitler Yute?

Man, this mook thinks he’s edgy: Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey, goodbye Liz Cheney — Rep. Madison Cawthorn (@RepCawthorn) May 12, 2021 He’s already in a wheelchair, so I guess he’s gambling that Blam-Blam cannot … Continue reading

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