Category Archives: Madison Cawthorn

Some Fries With Your Stupid, Cawthorn?

Rep. Madison Cawthorn vows that if the GOP gains control of the House in 2022, he will "make sure that consequences are doled out" to Dr. Anthony Fauci: "We want to prosecute this guy to the full ability of the … Continue reading

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Irresponsible Republican Speculation, part infinity

Rep. Cawthorne (R -Eagle’s Nest) has gone full-Bachmann banana-pants at CPAC (another one? Isn’t this like the third one this year?): Madison Cawthorn says today that Biden’s plan to send people door to door to offer vaccines is really a … Continue reading

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As Abraham Lincoln famously said…

“…don’t believe everything you read on the innernets” – In the last 10 months, Cawthorn has wrongly said in a speech that James Madison signed the Declaration of Independence, wrongly said Congress voted to have Lincoln issue the Emancipation Proclamation, … Continue reading

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He Seems Nice

Eagles Nest gift shop habitué Rep. Madison Cawthorn, ladies and gents: Rep Madison Cawthorn: "If anybody ever wants to say 'oh, well you know what, citizens with a few small arms fire would never be able to stop the federal … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, Hitler Yute?

Man, this mook thinks he’s edgy: Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey, goodbye Liz Cheney — Rep. Madison Cawthorn (@RepCawthorn) May 12, 2021 He’s already in a wheelchair, so I guess he’s gambling that Blam-Blam cannot … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Brief And now we must talk about Madison Cawthorn because after the Cuomo post this morning, we would be remiss if we were not equal opportunity spitballers, amiright? Anyway, Buzzfeed did a sort of exposé on the … Continue reading

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Trump, Jeebus, What’s the Diff?

Meanwhile, a text comes in from Hitler fan boi, Rep. Madison Cawthorn (Q – The Eagles Nest) : 🤔 pic.twitter.com/1yHNf5GRhK — Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) February 11, 2021

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Some Stupid With Your Fries?

Just sworn in!! It’s an honor to represent the people of Northwest Georgia! Time to get to work. pic.twitter.com/HzwrJzd3kE — Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 (@mtgreenee) January 3, 2021 The Representative from Q, folks, wearing a mask that says “Trump Won” … Continue reading

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He Seems Nice

Twenty-five year old wunderkind, Rep.-elect Madison Cawthorn —a fan of the Fatherland and noted enthusiastic Eagles Nest tourist— is profiled in the Jewish Insider, where he talks about converting people to Christ: The congressman-elect, who was raised Baptist but is … Continue reading

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