Category Archives: Madison Cawthorn, Roller Nazi

Area Mafia Boss Makes Offer Everyone Refused

Rolling Stone tells us that Hair Füror made a series of threatening, er, perfect phone calls demanding that they endorse him before he announced he’s running in the 2024 Goat Rodeo, or they would regret it: DONALD TRUMP HAD a message for … Continue reading

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Here’s Some Schadenfreude

At Goodwill in Hendersonville today — Chris Juedemann (@glasskitchen) October 2, 2022 I guess that Dark MAGA Maddie was threatening is going swimmingly.

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Hypocrisy Is Boebert’s Side Hustle

Before we get in too deep on this story, we need some background on why it is important (Republican hypocrisy, say it ain’t so!). Rep. Lauren Boebert —she of the gun holster wait staff at her restaurant Shooter’s Grill —has … Continue reading

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Long Goodbyes

Cocaine-fueled sex orgy enthusiast and as of late unemployed roller Nazi Madison Cawthorn took a strange parting shot as he was packing up his lingerie and dry humping the occasional staffer’s face, In his first Instagram post since losing, Madison … Continue reading

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Bedside Reading, Cont.

The Madison Cawthorn Story.   Only guessing.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Dude Brings It: Madison Cawthorn is a liar, and I have the receipts. — Steve Hofstetter (@SteveHofstetter) May 14, 2022

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Midday Palate Cleanser

New Madison Cawthorne leak going crazy — alex bowden (@alexbowdenlive) May 5, 2022 You thought I was going to ignore Maddie’s sex tape?

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Ethics Investigation for Area Lingerie Model

Noted lingerie model and roller Nazi Madison Cawthorn is in the news and not for cocaine orgies with septuagenarians: EXCLUSIVE: ‘I would like to see a naked body beneath my hands.’ GOP Rep Madison Cawthorn is caught on video with … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News   Man, they just don’t make villains the way they used to: Madison Cawthorn is being implicated in a potential insider trading scheme according to the Washington Examiner, which is a right-wing outlet. It appears the powers … Continue reading

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Smoke ’em If You Got ’em, Cawthorn

Look out Maddie! INCOMING! If this is, as it appears to be, a video of Madison Cawthorn smoking a blunt, it should be noted that he recently voted against decriminalizing marijuana. — PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) April 23, 2022 He … Continue reading

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