Category Archives: Lying Liars Who Lie

The First Shady: Still Shady

Just days after then-AG Bill ‘low’ Barr called “bullshit” on the Big Lie in December 2020, The First Shady told a documentary filmmaker she wanted her daddy to “continue to fight until every legal remedy is exhausted” because REASONS (“the … Continue reading

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Trump Ordered To Tell The Truth

The disgraced, mango-hued shitgibbon has lost his appeal (I’ll say!) and must testify to his (ALLEGED) crooked business practices: NEW YORK (AP) — Former President Donald Trump must answer questions under oath in the New York attorney general’s civil investigation … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Joe Manchin?

We’ve seen this movie before, dumbass: Fwiw, Manchin told me this quote just over a week after Parkland in 2018: “It feels a little different. I’ve got grandchildren also in the school systems, and I understand the concerns that every … Continue reading

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Interesting Legal Gambit: Area Subpoena Recipient Dictates Terms of Interview

The Stupid Coup, Part Infinity Gym Jordan, who has never heard a cry for help, is crying for help per Tiger Beat’s other morning email thingie: JIM JORDAN’S DOCUMENT DEMANDS— Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) wants to see “all documents, videos, … Continue reading

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Turns Out The Conways Marriage Is Not ‘The Song of Songs’, Who Knew?

We get some insight into one of the greatest love stories of the new century, George and KellyAnn Conway and how they keep it fresh: Kellyanne Conway Writes in Book of Husband ‘Cheating by Tweeting’ and Ivanka Trump Suggesting Couples … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Ivanka, The First Shady, Kellyanne 'Bullshit Barbie' Conway, Liars, Love is a many splendored thing, Lying Assweasles, Lying Liars Who Lie | 5 Comments

Perjury Taylor Greene Does Not Recall

Guys, Rep. 3-names was ordered to testify at a hearing in Atlanta yesterday because some voters from her district think she should be disqualified from running for reelection due to helping facilitate the January 6 insurrection (ALLEGEDLY), and —what are the … Continue reading

Posted in Insurrection, Liars, Lying Liars Who Lie, People Dumber than Dolphins, Rep. 3-names Perjury Taylor Greene, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 6 Comments

The Morning Quote

“I think I’m the most honest human being, perhaps, that God ever created, perhaps.” — Lord Damp Nut.

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More GOP FanFic

It’s a slow news morning, Scissorheads, but this did catch my eye: Some wingnut is declaring that twice-impeached LOSER ex-Prznint Stupid “caught” Osama bin Laden: WASHINGTON – Donald Trump’s supporters give him credit for lots of things, but a Michigan member … Continue reading

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Putin: Deny, Deny, Deny

  Shorter Putin: FAKE NEWS, COMRADES [T]he Kremlin says Russian President Vladimir Putin denied that Russian troops were bombing Ukrainian cities and said the information was “propaganda fakes.” That takes some brass. I wonder where he learned that trick?

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RoJo Runs!

The Louis Gohmert of Rep. 3-Names of the Senate, Ron Johnson is running for re-election, he writes in Rupert Murdoch’s W$J (paywall, so no link) and justifies breaking his resolution to not run again, thusly: I decided to run for … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Liars, Lying Liars Who Lie, People Dumber than Dolphins, RoJo, Wisconsin | 5 Comments