Category Archives: Lying Assweasles

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on March 2, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Brief And now we must talk about Madison Cawthorn because after the Cuomo post this morning, we would be remiss if we were not equal opportunity spitballers, amiright? Anyway, Buzzfeed did a sort of exposé on the … Continue reading →

Posted in Lying Assweasles, Madison Cawthorn, Sex fiends, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 7 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Posted on March 1, 2021 by tengrain

It wasn’t a riot, it was a love-fest: Trump called in to Fox News after his CPAC speech and was asked by Steve Hilton about his response to the January 6 insurrection. He tried to shift blame to Pelosi before … Continue reading →

Posted in Fox News, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Lying Assweasles, Lying Liars Who Lie, Nancy Pelosi, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on November 30, 2018 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our ol’ pal Josh Bernstein is singing the praises of loonatic Laura Loomer: #StopTheBias #IStandWithLaura #IStandWithLauraLoomer God bless her for what she is doing. Smart Jewish girl to handcuff herself to twitters door. … Continue reading →

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Josh Bernstein, Liz '3-fingers' Crokin, Lying Assweasles, snark, Talentless Hacks | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on February 22, 2017 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey guys, it looks like it is Todd Starnes Week! Lifezette wants to know Wingnut Welfare Recipient and noted Elmer-Gantry wannabe grifter Todd Starnes’ The Deplorables’ Guide to Making America Great Again is not listed on … Continue reading →

Posted in Fox News, Laura Ingraham, Lying Assweasles, media, Talentless Hacks, Uncle Crackers Todd Starnes | 5 Comments

We Have Found Our Themesong

Posted on February 7, 2017 by tengrain
Posted in 4th Reich, Dumb Spice, The Angry Inch, Kellyanne 'Bullshit Barbie' Conway, Lying Assweasles | 2 Comments

Marco Rubio: Rake-Stepping for Speed and Accuracy, Part Infinity

Posted on June 28, 2016 by tengrain

Let’s dispel this fiction that Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 65 and under the age of death, wants to be a private citizen come January 2017. … Continue reading →

Posted in Lying Assweasles, Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio, NeoCons | 4 Comments

Then and Now, Now and Then

Posted on June 20, 2016 by tengrain

Lying Liar Lies You know how we play this game: We quote what someone said recently, and then we present their nearly immediate flip-flop. Today’s master pancake turner is the Grand Master hisself: Deadbeat Donald Trump. First, the Then: “If … Continue reading →

Posted in Guns! Guns! Guns!, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Lying Assweasles | 5 Comments

The Death of the Media, VandeHei Edition

Posted on April 26, 2016 by tengrain

And now we must look at the Jim VandeHei, (the Tiger Beat on the Potomac Cofounder [thanks Charlie!], now doing other things) editorial he published in Rupert Murdoch’s Wall St. Journal (Bring On A Third Party Candidate). No, really we … Continue reading →

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Lying Assweasles, media, Our Failed Political Press, Tiger Beat on the Potomac | 11 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid, ¡JEB!

Posted on August 14, 2015 by tengrain

Hey guys, remember the other day when #BlackLivesMatter shut down a ¡JEB! town hall, and it was NOT cool because (as the WaPo told us) he met with them beforehand, and the implication was that they cheated on their agreement … Continue reading →

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, ¡JEB! The Smartest Bush®, Liars, Lying Assweasles | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 8, 2015 by tengrain

In which Sen. Tom Cotton is caught flat footed and stone cold lying. Again. Continue reading →

Posted in Chimpy's Great Adventure, Lying Assweasles | 2 Comments