Category Archives: Liars

You Know, There’s a Solution For That, Elmira!

Sanders: Being called a liar ‘bothers me’

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Eiron, The Goddess of Irony, Laughed So Hard She Farted

Axios tells us: Attorney General Jeff Sessions has told associates he wants to put the entire National Security Council staff through a lie detector test to root out leakers. It’s unclear whether this will ever happen, but Sessions floated the … Continue reading

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Liar Lies Lyingly

HuffPo caught this on Chuck Todd’s Sunday Talkies: AL GORE: The loss of jobs in the coal industry started with the mechanization of the coal industry. Natural gas started displacing coal and the fossil fuel sector. And promising to re-create … Continue reading

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*You* Are the Product

We’ve long said that what sets Facebook aside is not that they sell ads that are directed towards you, it is that they harvest and mine your data and sell that to the ad agencies. And you give them this … Continue reading

Posted in Grifters Gotta Grift, Liars, Net Neutrality, Technology, Wingnuttia | 11 Comments

Today in Lying Liars Lie News

MiniTrue presents the news Just a spattering of news about liars… I was starring at a WaPo headline, but this tweet sums up the scale of the lie much more accurately: Spicer on Monday said the EO had only affected … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

Chimpy’s AG, Fredo (the absolutely dim and dishonest Alberto Gonzalez) tries to rescue Donald Trump from his incendiary comments about Mexican (and now Muslim) Judges, and manages to step on both their dicks as he comares Trump to child molestors … Continue reading

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Claim Chowder is Served, Erick Erickson

Hey guys, remember the other day when our old pal E-Squared told us of his strange family tradition of celebrating Pearl Harbor Day by taking a break from enjoying delicious Asian food? You know, when he told us: Growing up, … Continue reading

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Desperate Times, Disparate Measures

The Fox Commandment, cont. Got that? Ben Carson’s lies are accidental and meaningless, unlike Hillary Clinton’s destructive lies on benghazi! Benghazi! BENGHAZI!!1! (And again, full disclaimer: the late Ambassador Chris Stevens was a friend of mine from high school.)

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Ben 'The Blade' Carson, Death of the Media, Liars, The Fox Effect | 9 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid, ¡JEB!

Hey guys, remember the other day when #BlackLivesMatter shut down a ¡JEB! town hall, and it was NOT cool because (as the WaPo told us) he met with them beforehand, and the implication was that they cheated on their agreement … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, ¡JEB! The Smartest Bush®, Liars, Lying Assweasles | 5 Comments

The Death Of the Media, Cont.

“No senior official spoon-fed me a line about WMD.” “I fed myself, with a steam shovel,” Miller didn’t say. “Put on about a metric shit ton, too.” (Judith Miller tries to rehab herself in the Wall Street Journal. However, The … Continue reading

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