Category Archives: K-Mac Kevin McCarthy

The Quotable Nancy Pelosi

Pelosi is such a boss: Asked about McCarthy’s comments in opposition [ed -Brian Monahan, the Capitol physician, instituted a new mask mandate for the lower chamber late Tuesday night], Pelosi blasted the GOP leader. “He’s such a moron,” she said. Pelosi … Continue reading

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K-Mac Erases Line In Sand, As Usual

As Rep. 3-Names insanity proved, and the (ALLEGED!) under-age sex trafficking of America’s aging Prom Date Matt Gaetz continued presence in the GOP caucus in the House has confirmed, absolutely nothing is beyond the pale to get House Minority Leader … Continue reading

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Tucker-gate!

Conspiracies Well, I didn’t see this one coming: it seems that Tinfoil helmeted Tucker Carlson’s claims of being spied upon by the NSA are so important that House Minority Leader K-Mac has charged known super-brain and House Permanent Select Committee … Continue reading

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The Stupid Coup Will Be Investigated

Guys, The Stupid Coup will be investigated! Pay attention to Sec. 2 of the resolution as this is where the play really starts: SEC. 2. COMPOSITION. (a) APPOINTMENT OF MEMBERS.—The Speaker shall appoint 13 Members to the Select Committee, 5 … Continue reading

Posted in Gym Jordan, K-Mac Kevin McCarthy, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Nancy Pelosi, Rep. Lauren Boebert, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 17 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Speaking of the Monty Python and the Holy Grail… K-Mac needs to get his hands on the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, this was embarrassing as he cannot dodge a simple question about the Insurrection Commission to … Continue reading

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The Stupid Coup Commission (Part Infinity)

Yesterday K-Mac said he won’t support a Stupid Coup Commission, because its scope would be too narrow to derail the investigation without including all the BLM protests last summer. Then Nancy Smash correctly assessed the situation: “Leader McCarthy won’t take … Continue reading

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Get Your Quatloos Ready, The Betting Windows Are Open

We cast our bets yesterday, and it looks like the house odds-on favorite won: McCarthy says that he will not support bipartisan deal for Jan. 6 commission House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.) on Tuesday said he will not support … Continue reading

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Place Yer Bets: The Stupid Coup Commission, Cont.

Politico/Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning gossip email thingie starts off the week with the news of a rare sighting of the local fauna Orange-nosed Ass-Kisser. Yes,  K-Mac was spotted in his natural habitat:  trapped between a rock … Continue reading

Posted in Ayatollah Ted Cruz, K-Mac Kevin McCarthy, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Proud Boi-Lite Sen. Josh Hawley, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 9 Comments

The Last Gasp of Conservatism Given in an Empty Chamber

I loathe Liz Cheney but this is actually pretty good stuff: WATCH: Complete remarks from Rep. Liz Cheney. "We must speak the truth. Our election was not stolen and America has not failed." pic.twitter.com/pewuBnMoQh — CSPAN (@cspan) May 12, 2021 … Continue reading

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K-Mac Puts Cheney in the Corner

K-Mac has officially cancelled Liz Cheney because of her objections to the Coup Klux Klan canceling election results that they don’t like: 🚨🚨 BREAKING: @GOPLeader has sent a letter about recalling @Liz_Cheney. "Having heard from so many of you in … Continue reading

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