Category Archives: K-Mac Kevin McCarthy

Hair Füror: Insecure Size Queen

This dude is so insecure about his Mario Cart driver (H/T Stormy Daniels): Trump boasted of crowd size at Jan. 6 riot, new book says Well, he does finally have something for the history books to remember: he lead the … Continue reading

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The Stupid Coup Insurrection Commission Calling

And now we know why the GOP was so unified to prevent a January 6 Stupid Coup investigation: Jan. 6 investigation will seek phone records related to attack, including lawmakers “…The phone records could shed light on a series of … Continue reading

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So This Happened

K-Mac, the hapless House GOP leader is selling t-shirts to his supporters with the word “moron” printed on the front. You cannot make up merde like this.

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The Quotable Nancy Pelosi

Pelosi is such a boss: Asked about McCarthy’s comments in opposition [ed -Brian Monahan, the Capitol physician, instituted a new mask mandate for the lower chamber late Tuesday night], Pelosi blasted the GOP leader. “He’s such a moron,” she said. Pelosi … Continue reading

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K-Mac Erases Line In Sand, As Usual

As Rep. 3-Names insanity proved, and the (ALLEGED!) under-age sex trafficking of America’s aging Prom Date Matt Gaetz continued presence in the GOP caucus in the House has confirmed, absolutely nothing is beyond the pale to get House Minority Leader … Continue reading

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Tucker-gate!

Conspiracies Well, I didn’t see this one coming: it seems that Tinfoil helmeted Tucker Carlson’s claims of being spied upon by the NSA are so important that House Minority Leader K-Mac has charged known super-brain and House Permanent Select Committee … Continue reading

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The Stupid Coup Will Be Investigated

Guys, The Stupid Coup will be investigated! Pay attention to Sec. 2 of the resolution as this is where the play really starts: SEC. 2. COMPOSITION. (a) APPOINTMENT OF MEMBERS.—The Speaker shall appoint 13 Members to the Select Committee, 5 … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Speaking of the Monty Python and the Holy Grail… K-Mac needs to get his hands on the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, this was embarrassing as he cannot dodge a simple question about the Insurrection Commission to … Continue reading

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The Stupid Coup Commission (Part Infinity)

Yesterday K-Mac said he won’t support a Stupid Coup Commission, because its scope would be too narrow to derail the investigation without including all the BLM protests last summer. Then Nancy Smash correctly assessed the situation: “Leader McCarthy won’t take … Continue reading

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Get Your Quatloos Ready, The Betting Windows Are Open

We cast our bets yesterday, and it looks like the house odds-on favorite won: McCarthy says that he will not support bipartisan deal for Jan. 6 commission House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.) on Tuesday said he will not support … Continue reading

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