Category Archives: justice

Some Fries With Your Stupid, Gym?

Yup, as predicted this morning, insurgent adjacent yahoo and chipmunk-voiced Gym Jordan and pals have dropped their hammer on Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg, while at a GOP retreat nearby Merde-a-Lardo: #BREAKING: @Jim_Jordan, @RepJamesComer, and @RepBryanSteil Demand Communications, Documents, and Testimony … Continue reading

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What If You Ordered A Riot And No One Comes?

The AP is reporting that the enthusiasm of Possum Hollar to show up to Coup 2: Electric Boogaloo is not overwhelming: WASHINGTON (AP) — Former President Donald Trump’s calls for protests ahead of his anticipated indictment in New York have … Continue reading

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Republicans Love The Rule of Law, When They Make Up The Laws

In today’s totally predictable news, the Republican Congress now wants to investigate Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg, you know, for doing his job. K-Mac (who is really bad at his job) bravely announced that he would direct relevant committees to investigate if any … Continue reading

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Oregon Shows Us The Way

I’ve said many times that I object to the state having the ability to execute its citizens AND that I don’t want it killing citizens in my name. Outgoing Gov. Brown of Oregon commuted all of her state’s 17 death … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

A federal judge today accepted twice-impeached LOSER ex-Prznint Stupid’s request for a special master to review evidence seized by the FBI during the Merde-a-Lardo search. See the 24-page decision. Marcy Wheeler had a twitter thread earlier taking apart the judge’s … Continue reading

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Rudy is a Target (No, Not At Target Total Landscaping) of the Georgia Investigation

Twice-impeached LOSER ex-prsnint Stupid’s Stupidest Lawyer ™ Rudy Giuliani has been informed that he is a target in a criminal investigation in Georgeduh: Lawyers for Rudy Giuliani have been told that he is a target of a criminal investigation in … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Georgeduh, Hair Führer Donald Trump, justice, The Big Lie, The Law, Wrong-Again Rudy | 1 Comment

Karma Gets Her Man: Alex Jones Edition

The other day, we noted that Alex Jones’ attorneys did an oopsie and sent the opposition the full contents of his phone, a 2-year treasure trove of incriminating evidence, and did no redactions, never asked for it back, nothing within … Continue reading

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UPDATED: Bannon Found Guilty

NBC: WASHINGTON — A jury on Friday found former Donald Trump adviser Steve Bannon guilty on two counts of contempt of Congress for blowing off the Jan. 6 select committee. Bannon’s sentencing is scheduled for Oct. 21 when he will … Continue reading

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Trump Ordered To Tell The Truth

The disgraced, mango-hued shitgibbon has lost his appeal (I’ll say!) and must testify to his (ALLEGED) crooked business practices: NEW YORK (AP) — Former President Donald Trump must answer questions under oath in the New York attorney general’s civil investigation … Continue reading

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‘We Hold Donald Trump in Contempt’ (Welcome to the Club)

I know most American hold Hair Füror in contempt, but finally a federal judge has, too: Judge Arthur Engoron said Trump failed to abide by his order to comply with the subpoena, and that his attorneys failed to show how … Continue reading

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