Category Archives: Jobs! Jobs! Jobs!

Here’s Some Stupid To Start Your Day

A Republican State Senator in Minnesota is arguing against marijuana legalization on the grounds of dog employment prospects: Minnesota State Sen. John Jasinski (R) argues against legalizing marijuana because it will result in early retirement for drug-sniffing dogs: "The police … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Our Failed Political Press I suppose in a real sense, the spectacular job numbers were missed by the White House who expected something more modest.

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, Fox News?


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Good News For John McCain!

The US added an ass-kicking 467,000 jobs in January and it gave Fox News’ Petunia and Pals an epic sad because they had been promised a devastating economic slump: Up until just *seconds* before the release of the January jobs report, Fox News … Continue reading

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Maybe She Should Try LinkedIn?

Guys, Elaine Chao is having a hard time finding gainful employment for some reason: Before she joined the Trump administration as transportation secretary, Elaine Chao earned millions of dollars over the past decade by serving on the boards of big … Continue reading

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(UPDATED) Trump Staffers Didn’t Burn Their Uniforms In Time

Former press secretary Raggedy Anthrax might be the only member of the 4th Reich to have escaped the bunker with maybe a new job. The new and improved (Now With Extra Gossip!) Tiger Beat on the Potomac tells us that … Continue reading

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Expect LinkedIn To Crash Any Moment

The WaPo: Four years ago, some Republicans who said unsavory things during the campaign about the new president worried that such remarks might ruin their chances of redemption via employment in the Trump administration. Today, some of those same Republicans … Continue reading

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UPDATED: Unemployment Numbers: Seeing Trees v. Forest, Which is Burning

The Miracle of the Trump Economy I’ve been struggling to understand the surprising jobs number reported for May; they make little or no sense to me. While some states are lifting their shelter-in-place restrictions would (no doubt) have employers recall … Continue reading

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The First Shady Is The Employer of the Year!

Comrade Stupid claims that his favorite squirt (eww, gross) The First Shady, Ivanka, has created 14M new jobs herself: Here’s Trump absurdly claiming his daughter Ivanka has “created 14 million jobs.” “14 million and going up,” he adds. — … Continue reading

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White House: Now Hiring All Shifts

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (Thanks Charlie!) classified pages tells us that the Fourth Reich is hiring: The White House – which has been having trouble filling positions as it bleeds staffers – is now trying to find recruits at … Continue reading

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