Category Archives: Jobs! Jobs! Jobs!

Maybe She Should Try LinkedIn?

Guys, Elaine Chao is having a hard time finding gainful employment for some reason: Before she joined the Trump administration as transportation secretary, Elaine Chao earned millions of dollars over the past decade by serving on the boards of big … Continue reading

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(UPDATED) Trump Staffers Didn’t Burn Their Uniforms In Time

Former press secretary Raggedy Anthrax might be the only member of the 4th Reich to have escaped the bunker with maybe a new job. The new and improved (Now With Extra Gossip!) Tiger Beat on the Potomac tells us that … Continue reading

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Expect LinkedIn To Crash Any Moment

The WaPo: Four years ago, some Republicans who said unsavory things during the campaign about the new president worried that such remarks might ruin their chances of redemption via employment in the Trump administration. Today, some of those same Republicans … Continue reading

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UPDATED: Unemployment Numbers: Seeing Trees v. Forest, Which is Burning

The Miracle of the Trump Economy I’ve been struggling to understand the surprising jobs number reported for May; they make little or no sense to me. While some states are lifting their shelter-in-place restrictions would (no doubt) have employers recall … Continue reading

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The First Shady Is The Employer of the Year!

Comrade Stupid claims that his favorite squirt (eww, gross) The First Shady, Ivanka, has created 14M new jobs herself: Here’s Trump absurdly claiming his daughter Ivanka has “created 14 million jobs.” “14 million and going up,” he adds. — … Continue reading

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White House: Now Hiring All Shifts

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (Thanks Charlie!) classified pages tells us that the Fourth Reich is hiring: The White House – which has been having trouble filling positions as it bleeds staffers – is now trying to find recruits at … Continue reading

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So Where’s The Hiring Boom Trump Promised?

ProPublica has a great set of graphics up explaining what didn’t happen. Tellingly, it concludes with the Fourth Reich not commenting: “Explore these claims for yourself. We confirmed all figures with company representatives and presented the results to the White … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

“Trump has endangered the jobs of workers who were previously safe in the United States,” Sanders wrote. “Why? Because he has signaled to every corporation in America that they can threaten to offshore jobs in exchange for business-friendly tax benefits … Continue reading

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I Spoke Too Soon: The Stupid Continues

From Raw Story: Tenn. GOPer slams Volkswagen: Creating 200,000 jobs is ‘intentionally’ a ‘magnet for unionized labor’ And from reading the story, it sounds like he is actively campaigning against 200,000+ VW jobs because of the possibility of unions. Absolutely … Continue reading

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In Case You Missed It

Yesterday, Weepy McDrunky Tweeted Y’all Qaeda’s jobs plans: ① ② ③ ④ ⑤ #5pts4jobs → — John Boehner (@SpeakerBoehner) October 7, 2014 And Twitter went nuts.

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