Category Archives: ITMFA

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on March 29, 2022 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Now THIS is how to get Hair Füror to endorse your campaign: FIRST ON FOX: Oklahoma GOP U.S. Senate candidate Rep. Markwayne Mullin Tuesday is introducing a resolution to expunge former President Donald Trump’s first impeachment – … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, Hair Führer Donald Trump, ITMFA, Oklahoma | 2 Comments

Like Lawyers, Like Client

Posted on February 17, 2021 by tengrain

Dewey, Cheathem, & Howe Trump’s defense lawyer steals coasters from the Senate. #StopTheSteal pic.twitter.com/0GPHUSBSly — Derek Ross (@derekmross) February 15, 2021 Honest to blog, I’m surprised these mob-defending grifters didn’t steal the chairs.  

Posted in ITMFA | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on February 16, 2021 by tengrain

I guess Twizzler was trying to brag about all of Daddy’s accomplishments? Sure, we’ll go with that: 2-0 — Eric Trump (@EricTrump) February 13, 2021 Someone wanna tell Twizzler that being twice-impeached is not winning?

Posted in ITMFA, People Dumber than Dolphins, Twizzler Trump | 9 Comments

The Predicted PR Battle Happens

Posted on February 15, 2021 by tengrain

Claim Chowder Over the weekend, as you may recall, I suggested, meekly, that by voting to call witnesses and then abruptly not calling witnesses was a confusing strategy and would be a PR problem for The Team Who Herds Cats. … Continue reading →

Posted in Claim Chowder, dim-o-crats, Insurrection, ITMFA, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 15 Comments

The Final Vote (UPDATED)

Posted on February 13, 2021 by tengrain

These Republicans are to be commended; the rest? VOTE THEM OUT. https://t.co/NAMvuulrvA — Tengrain ✂️ 6-feet-away-or-6-feet-under (@Tengrain) February 13, 2021 And now, watch for Hair Füror to seek revenge upon these 7. UPDATE 1: Here’s Trump’s statement: “I want to … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, ITMFA, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 19 Comments

Unbelievable

Posted on February 13, 2021 by tengrain

Live updates: House managers forego witnesses in Trump impeachment trial So much for fighting. I do not understand the strategy of this, if the goal was to prosecute the Republican Party in the court of popular opinion (because d’uh: the … Continue reading →

Posted in dim-o-crats, ITMFA, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 13 Comments

The 4th Reich Is Panicked

Posted on February 13, 2021 by tengrain

Calling witnesses seems to have caused a high-pitched squeal out of Merde-a-Lardo. Sources close to president Trump are floored by what just happened. Stunned/Stupefied/Total panic over who steps up to help the team because the lawyers left were only sticking … Continue reading →

Posted in dim-o-crats, ITMFA, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 4 Comments

Trump Defense: ‘Have you ever really looked at your hand. Whoa!’

Posted on February 13, 2021 by tengrain

I’ll have whatever he had! – Bruce Castor: "Clearly, there was no insurrection." (His argument was that there was no actual coup, therefore there was no insurrection.) pic.twitter.com/SkeaCmtAIQ — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 12, 2021 He clearly gets a better … Continue reading →

Posted in ITMFA, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 4 Comments

Claim Chowder Served, Piping Hot

Posted on February 13, 2021 by tengrain

Told ya: McConnell reveals he will vote to acquit Trump Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell has told GOP colleagues in a letter that he will vote to acquit Donald Trump in the former president’s impeachment trial, according to sources familiar … Continue reading →

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Insurrection, ITMFA, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 6 Comments

(UPDATED) Dems: Please Call Witnesses

Posted on February 13, 2021 by tengrain

This story on CNN: New details about Trump-McCarthy shouting match show Trump refused to call off the rioters Washington (CNN)In an expletive-laced phone call with House Republican leader Kevin McCarthy while the Capitol was under attack, then-President Donald Trump said … Continue reading →

Posted in Insurrection, ITMFA, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 9 Comments