Category Archives: ITMFA

Like Lawyers, Like Client

Dewey, Cheathem, & Howe Trump’s defense lawyer steals coasters from the Senate. #StopTheSteal pic.twitter.com/0GPHUSBSly — Derek Ross (@derekmross) February 15, 2021 Honest to blog, I’m surprised these mob-defending grifters didn’t steal the chairs.  

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

I guess Twizzler was trying to brag about all of Daddy’s accomplishments? Sure, we’ll go with that: 2-0 — Eric Trump (@EricTrump) February 13, 2021 Someone wanna tell Twizzler that being twice-impeached is not winning?

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The Predicted PR Battle Happens

Claim Chowder Over the weekend, as you may recall, I suggested, meekly, that by voting to call witnesses and then abruptly not calling witnesses was a confusing strategy and would be a PR problem for The Team Who Herds Cats. … Continue reading

Posted in Claim Chowder, dim-o-crats, Insurrection, ITMFA, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 15 Comments

The Final Vote (UPDATED)

These Republicans are to be commended; the rest? VOTE THEM OUT. https://t.co/NAMvuulrvA — Tengrain ✂️ 6-feet-away-or-6-feet-under (@Tengrain) February 13, 2021 And now, watch for Hair Füror to seek revenge upon these 7. UPDATE 1: Here’s Trump’s statement: “I want to … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, ITMFA, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 19 Comments

Unbelievable

Live updates: House managers forego witnesses in Trump impeachment trial So much for fighting. I do not understand the strategy of this, if the goal was to prosecute the Republican Party in the court of popular opinion (because d’uh: the … Continue reading

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The 4th Reich Is Panicked

Calling witnesses seems to have caused a high-pitched squeal out of Merde-a-Lardo. Sources close to president Trump are floored by what just happened. Stunned/Stupefied/Total panic over who steps up to help the team because the lawyers left were only sticking … Continue reading

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Trump Defense: ‘Have you ever really looked at your hand. Whoa!’

I’ll have whatever he had! – Bruce Castor: "Clearly, there was no insurrection." (His argument was that there was no actual coup, therefore there was no insurrection.) pic.twitter.com/SkeaCmtAIQ — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 12, 2021 He clearly gets a better … Continue reading

Posted in ITMFA, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 4 Comments

Claim Chowder Served, Piping Hot

Told ya: McConnell reveals he will vote to acquit Trump Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell has told GOP colleagues in a letter that he will vote to acquit Donald Trump in the former president’s impeachment trial, according to sources familiar … Continue reading

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Insurrection, ITMFA, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 6 Comments

(UPDATED) Dems: Please Call Witnesses

This story on CNN: New details about Trump-McCarthy shouting match show Trump refused to call off the rioters Washington (CNN)In an expletive-laced phone call with House Republican leader Kevin McCarthy while the Capitol was under attack, then-President Donald Trump said … Continue reading

Posted in Insurrection, ITMFA, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 9 Comments

Trump, Jeebus, What’s the Diff?

Meanwhile, a text comes in from Hitler fan boi, Rep. Madison Cawthorn (Q – The Eagles Nest) : 🤔 pic.twitter.com/1yHNf5GRhK — Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) February 11, 2021

Posted in 4th Reich, Insurrection, ITMFA, Madison Cawthorn, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 6 Comments