Category Archives: ITMFA

Seeking New TeeVee Lawyer, Inquire Within

As we all know by now, after 14 Years of The Apprentice, Comrade Stupid sees the world through the lens of TeeVee. Our Mike TeeVee prznint talks about ratings (he has ’em, no one else does), hires Fox News “personalities” … Continue reading

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Rudy Went To Ukraine and all Comrade Trump Got Was Some Lousy Quid Quo Pros

The WSJ tells us that Prznint Crimewave, who is known to be patient as a saint and not one to rip open Christmas packages before the big day,  called Wrong-Again Rudy, while his eff’ing plane was still taxiing down the … Continue reading

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Potemkin Impeachment (ITMFA, Part Infinity)

#MoscowMitch  on Insannity, er, Hannity on Fox News last night: “The case is so darn weak coming over from the House. We all know how it’s going to end: There’s no chance the president’s gonna be removed from office. My … Continue reading

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About Last Night…

Fourteen (14!) hours of frantic, vitriolic debate on Thursday did nothing to change the minds of Democrats and Republicans on the House Judiciary Committee. Who knew? Now, after a surprise move to push the vote from last night to this … Continue reading

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About Last Night…

Honest-to-Blog, I just couldn’t bring myself to watch it. I knew ahead of time that it was going to be hours of grandstanding and attempts to mislead the public for the benefit of a Viewer of One, and so instead … Continue reading

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#ITMFA Timeline

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) email thingie leads with the essential racing form for the festivities: — HERE’S THE SEQUENCING for next week: As of now, House Democrats are planning to impeach President DONALD TRUMP first — with … Continue reading

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Impeachment Hearings 2: A Hero Emerges

This is probably the best moment of yesterday: Damn, I have a new hero! https://t.co/zqUwtgMHay — The 10 Grains of X-Mas (@Tengrain) December 9, 2019 Hot damn, that was good.

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Abuse of Power and Obstruction of Congress

House Democrats released two articles of impeachment against The Russian Usurper today, charging him with abuse of power and obstruction of Congress. The House Judiciary committee will mark up the articles on Thursday, and officially approve the articles on Friday, … Continue reading

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#ITMFA, Part Infinity

The closing comment from Democratic witness Daniel Goldman was simple and elegant: “The president’s scheme is actually quite simple. And the facts are not seriously in dispute. “First, that President Trump directed a scheme to pressure Ukraine into opening two … Continue reading

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Rudy The Brown-nosed Ukraine Deer

And with one single Tweet yesterday, Wrong-Again Rudy destroyed the GOP assertion that Comrade Stupid, the Corruption Slayer, was only looking out for Ukraine: Schiffs impeachment is a FARCE because 1. There was no military aid withheld. 2. The conversation … Continue reading

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