Category Archives: Insurrection

The Insurrection Commission, Cont.

K-Mac makes his unsurprising 5 white dude picks for the Insurrection Commission. Our pals over at Electoral-Vote name names, and give the reasons why they were the chosen ones: Here are the five Republican members—pending approval from Speaker Nancy Pelosi … Continue reading

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The Stupid Coup, as explained by the stupid insurrectionists themselves

“We weren’t there to steal things. We weren’t there to do damage. We were just there to overthrow the government.” —Insurrectionist Saundra Kiczenski

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First Felony Sentencing For The Stupid Coup Expected Soon

The wheels of Justice grind slowly (or something) as six months later: Capitol rioter who breached Senate faces 1st felony sentence CHICAGO (AP) — A Florida man who breached the U.S. Senate chamber carrying a Trump campaign flag is scheduled … Continue reading

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Republicans Always Support the Police…

…except when they don’t: Five months after the January 6 insurrection, the House and Senate have come to an agreement that will award the Congressional Gold Medal to the officers who defended the Capitol. But 21 House Republicans refused to … Continue reading

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An Inside Job

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) reports: A Capitol Police official radioed units outside of the building on the morning of Jan. 6 and told them only to scout for anti-Trump troublemakers — not pro-Trump protesters, according to Rep. … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Read this story, it’s the most comprehensive timeline I’ve seen of the Stupid Coup: ‘Clear the Capitol,’ Pence pleaded, timeline of riot shows It’s really eff’ing clear that Hair Füror was trying to overthrow the gubmint, and … Continue reading

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The Stupid Coup, Part Infinity: Battle Plans, Alliances, Conspiracy

Gee, it doesn’t sound like an organic storming of the Capitol after all! (Emphasis mine): New evidence suggests ‘alliance’ between Oath Keepers, Proud Boys ahead of Jan. 6 Kelly Meggs, the Florida leader of the Oath Keepers, said in private … Continue reading

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Bail Denied For Muffin Defender!

When the 60-Minutes charm gambit fails… Judge rejects QAnon shaman’s bid for release The spear-wielding self-described shaman who stormed the Senate chamber on Jan. 6 will remain behind bars pending trial, a federal judge ruled on Monday. The decision by … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Q-Prom day is a big news day for the Stupid Coup Insurrectionists, as the Daily Beast informs us: ‘It’s Not Fair!’: Rioter Who Posed at Pelosi’s Desk Loses It in Court The self-described white nationalist who stormed … Continue reading

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(UPDATED) Today In Stupid Coup News

Yesterday, Capitol Police said that they had obtained intelligence of a credible threat to breach the Capitol today, prompting the House to cancel today’s session. As we know, the QAnon super big-brain trust have latched onto March 4 as the … Continue reading

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