Category Archives: Insurrection

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Read this story, it’s the most comprehensive timeline I’ve seen of the Stupid Coup: ‘Clear the Capitol,’ Pence pleaded, timeline of riot shows It’s really eff’ing clear that Hair Füror was trying to overthrow the gubmint, and … Continue reading

Posted in Insurrection, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Sedition, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 2 Comments

The Stupid Coup, Part Infinity: Battle Plans, Alliances, Conspiracy

Gee, it doesn’t sound like an organic storming of the Capitol after all! (Emphasis mine): New evidence suggests ‘alliance’ between Oath Keepers, Proud Boys ahead of Jan. 6 Kelly Meggs, the Florida leader of the Oath Keepers, said in private … Continue reading

Posted in Insurrection, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Nazis, Proud Boys, Sedition, The Stupid Coup | 12 Comments

Bail Denied For Muffin Defender!

When the 60-Minutes charm gambit fails… Judge rejects QAnon shaman’s bid for release The spear-wielding self-described shaman who stormed the Senate chamber on Jan. 6 will remain behind bars pending trial, a federal judge ruled on Monday. The decision by … Continue reading

Posted in Insurrection, Q-spiracy, The Stupid Coup | 14 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Q-Prom day is a big news day for the Stupid Coup Insurrectionists, as the Daily Beast informs us: ‘It’s Not Fair!’: Rioter Who Posed at Pelosi’s Desk Loses It in Court The self-described white nationalist who stormed … Continue reading

Posted in Insurrection, The Stupid Coup | 13 Comments

(UPDATED) Today In Stupid Coup News

Yesterday, Capitol Police said that they had obtained intelligence of a credible threat to breach the Capitol today, prompting the House to cancel today’s session. As we know, the QAnon super big-brain trust have latched onto March 4 as the … Continue reading

Posted in Insurrection, Sedition, The Stupid Coup | 24 Comments

CPAC: “Welcome, Insurrectionists!”

This banner is flying over CPAC right now for all to see. Ron DeSantis does not want you to retweet this. So retweet far and wide. pic.twitter.com/1gvGpYZkcj — Remove Ron (@RemoveRon) February 26, 2021 And of course: CPAC attendees boo, … Continue reading

Posted in CPAC, Insurrection, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 7 Comments

That’s Gonna Leave A Mark

At his West Wing best, Aaron Sorkin couldn’t write this better: Rep. Gerry Connolly (D-VA) goes off on Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH) during USPS oversight hearing: “I didn’t vote to overturn an election. And I will not be lectured by … Continue reading

Posted in Gym Jordan, Insurrection, People Dumber than Dolphins, Sedition, The Stupid Coup | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News More departure from reality ahead: 58% of Lord Damp Nut’s supporters say the January 6 Stupid Coup was actually… Antifa: Most Trump voters embrace a version of events on Jan. 6 that has been debunked by independent fact checkers … Continue reading

Posted in Insurrection, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 9 Comments

More DC Cops Under Investigation

The Stupid Coup This will probably not come as a shock to Black Lives Matter protesters that the Police were (allegedly) helping the racists: 6 Capitol Police officers suspended, 29 others being investigated for alleged roles in riot Six US … Continue reading

Posted in Insurrection, The Stupid Coup | 4 Comments

The Stupid Coup, Cont.

Seems like this shouldn’t even be a headline, but… Judge blocks release of Tennessee man seen with zip ties at Capitol riot A federal judge on Wednesday blocked the release of a Tennessee man accused of storming the U.S. Capitol … Continue reading

Posted in Insurrection, The Stupid Coup | 3 Comments