Category Archives: Insurrection

Your Daily Gohmert

  So speaketh the Gohmert: Louie Gohmert claims January 6th defendants are being treated worse than prisoners at Guantanamo — Acyn (@Acyn) October 22, 2021 So… send the traitorous Stupid Coup participaants to Gitmo. Problem solved, doofus.

Posted in Insurrection, Screwie Louie Gohmert, The Stupid Coup | 10 Comments

Rep. 3-Names Will Find The Strawberries

Rep. 3-Names is in the news: Rep.Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.), tangled with two members of the Jan. 6 committee on the House floor Thursday, getting into an impromptu shouting match over Black Lives Matter and a wild conspiracy theory about … Continue reading

Posted in Insurrection, Liz Cheney, Marjorie Taylor Greene, The Big Lie | 9 Comments

Area Man Tries Novel Legal Gambit to Avoid Testifying: N’uh-Uh!

This will be interesting to watch play out: (CNN)Steve Bannon will not cooperate with the House select committee investigating January 6, his lawyer said in an email obtained by CNN that cites former President Donald Trump’s claim of executive privilege. … Continue reading

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, Insurrection, People Dumber than Dolphins, Steve Bannon, The Law, The Stupid Coup | 12 Comments

Handsome Joe Is Not Going To Help Hair Füror, D’uh

Guys, President Handsome Joe Biden will not use executive privilege to shield Hair Füror’s participation in the Stupid Coup. PSAKI says Biden has decided he will NOT invoke executive privilege on Trump's behalf to shield any of his White House … Continue reading

Posted in Insurrection, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, President Handsome Joe Biden, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 2 Comments

The FBI Had An Insider At The Stupid Coup

Well this is an interesting development (emphasis mine): “As scores of Proud Boys made their way, chanting and shouting, toward the Capitol on Jan. 6, one member of the far-right group was busy texting a real-time account of the march. … Continue reading

Posted in Insurrection, Nazis, Proud Boys, The Stupid Coup | 4 Comments

Stupid Coup II: The Paranoia Strikes Back!

Marketing super-jenious Hair Füror has dubbed the Stupid Coup to be J6 (he reportedly didn’t like it being called 1-6 because it reminded him of 9-11) and thus was born the rally “Justice for J6,” which sounds like it is … Continue reading

Posted in Insurrection, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 7 Comments

Guilty, But Not a Q-Spiracist No More

The Q-Anon Shaman is gonna plead guilty: The bare-chested man pictured with his face painted, wearing a horned helmet and howling in the Senate chamber during the insurrection on January 6th is expected to plead guilty Friday in federal court … Continue reading

Posted in Insurrection, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Q-spiracy, The Stupid Coup | 17 Comments

Grifters Gotta Grift (Maybe?)

Guys,  the Proud Boys and other weak-brained insurrectionists have misplaced their noted ambulance chaser defender John Pierce, last seen being fired by vigilante Kyle Rittenhouse after some financial shenanigans!!1! Capitol riot lawyer John Pierce goes missing with Covid excuse and … Continue reading

Posted in Grifters Gotta Grift, Insurrection, The Law, The Stupid Coup | 10 Comments

Jan. 6 Insurrection Enthusiast Gym Jordan, Detailed

And as long as we are talking about insurrectionists in Congress, we might as well talk about Ohio’s favorite sex abuse enabler Rep. Gym Jordan again. The good journalists at Just Security have put together a list in chronological order of … Continue reading

Posted in blog whoring, Crazeee States, Gym Jordan, Insurrection, Ohio, Sedition, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News January 6 Sedition enthusiast and body-armor model Mo Brooks: Mo Brooks is the Louis Gohmert of Tommy Tubervilles. — Tengrain ✂️ 6-feet-away-or-6-feet-under (@Tengrain) August 19, 2021   It’s not everyday that the Republicans say it so … Continue reading

Posted in Domestic Terrorism, Insurrection, Mo Brooks, Sedition, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 10 Comments