Category Archives: Insurrection

BREAKING: Proud Boys Convicted for Seditious Conspiracy

OK, this is good news: Former Proud Boys chairman Henry “Enrique” Tarrio and three other members of the extremist group were found guilty Thursday of seditious conspiracy in the Jan. 6, 2021, attack on the U.S. Capitol. A jury deliberated … Continue reading

Posted in Insurrection, Legitimate Political Discourse, Sedition, The Stupid Coup | 4 Comments

Our Failed Political Press ™ (CNN, Part Infinity)

What’s missing from CNN’s teaser for Hair Füror’s televised town hall? here's CNN's promo for next week's Trump town hall 😬 pic.twitter.com/26GbrXRvfs — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 2, 2023 If you said context, like, “He’s the now-multiply indicted, former president … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Count-down to a shriek from Merde-a-Lardo that only bats and certain dogs can hear: Former vice president Mike Pence appeared before a grand jury that has been investigating the Jan. 6 riot at the Capitol and alleged … Continue reading

Posted in Sex fiends, sexism, War on Women, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Mansplaining, Brett Kavanaugh, Insurrection, The Stupid Coup | 6 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Rep. Gosar

The Pride of the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan, Flagstaff’s Dentist of the Year, Rep.Paul Gosar: Paul Gosar accuses General Milley of conspiring with Nancy Pelosi and China to overthrow former President Trump pic.twitter.com/ZluBawHQ3v — Acyn (@Acyn) March 28, 2023 … Continue reading

Posted in Arizonastan, Conspiracy Theorists, Crazeee States, Insurrection, Paul Gosar | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News I totally forgot about this: Trump can run for president from prison. Just ask Eugene Debs. https://t.co/8reai6hntu via @voxdotcom — Ben Jacobs (@Bencjacobs) March 27, 2023 Our pals at Electoral-Vote go a step deeper: You have probably … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Insurrection, Legitimate Political Discourse, The Stupid Coup | 7 Comments

The Pride of the Proud Boys

And as long as we are talking about the insurrection, what’s up with the Proud Boys: WASHINGTON (AP) — Federal prosecutors on Monday rested their seditious conspiracy case against former Proud Boys leader Enrique Tarrio and four lieutenants charged with … Continue reading

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Hostage Taking Today

The so-called Freedom Caucus have announced their demands that must be met OR ELSE they will destroy the US/World economy, and oddly they did not use letters cut out from magazines glued to a piece of paper: What happened: The … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, Hostage Taking Today, Insurrection, People Dumber than Dolphins, Possum Hollar, Rep. Scott Perry, The Stupid Coup | 6 Comments

A Little Domestic Tuckerism To Start Your Day?

You will be reading a lot today (probably) about this January 4, 2021 quote from rhymes-with-Tucker: “We are very, very close to being able to ignore Trump most nights. I truly can’t wait. I hate him passionately.” …in light of … Continue reading

Posted in Domestic Terrorism, Domestic Tuckerism, Fox News, Insurrection, Our Failed Political Press, The Stupid Coup, Tucker Carlson | 9 Comments

CPAC Summarized

In additional CPAC news, Hair Füror: says that he will continue to run even if indicted released a music video with a choir of men imprisoned in connection to the January 6 Stupid Coup won the straw poll with 62 … Continue reading

Posted in CPAC, Cracker Orban Ron ‘Meatball’ DeSantis, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Insurrection, Legitimate Political Discourse, The Stupid Coup, Wingnuttia | 10 Comments

Report: Proud Boys Asked to RSVP to the Stupid Coup

This seems significant: the 4th Reich asked the Proud Boys to get involved, but not to wear their uniforms: One day after news networks declared President Donald Trump lost the 2020 election, his campaign had a request for the Proud … Continue reading

Posted in Domestic Tuckerism, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Insurrection, The Big Lie, The Stupid Coup | 2 Comments