Category Archives: In-breeding

Which Scissorhead is this?

Which one of you plays the tuba and decided to follow around KKK marchers giving them a cartoony soundtrack?

Posted in Anti-Semitism, civil rights, Free Speech, In-breeding, Mock, snark | 8 Comments

Babs-the-Impaler Raised Polite Boys

This is almost a parody: In a speech to the National Association of Auto Dealers, Bush tackled the question of undocumented immigrants already in this country head-on, but politely. “First and foremost, we need to control our border,” Jeb declared. … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, ¡JEB! The Smartest Bush®, immigration, In-breeding | 2 Comments

Allen West Watch: The Day Comedy Died

Oh, noes! He conceded! “We have been working to ensure every vote is counted accurately and fairly. We have made progress towards that goal, thanks to the dedication of our supporters and their unrelenting efforts to protect the integrity of … Continue reading

Posted in In-breeding, Wingnuttia, Xristian Xraxies

The Evening Quote

“You want to jump out of your seat, and you wanna rush down to the debate stage and take a swing at [President Obama], but you know you can’t do that, because, well, first because there’s a lot of Secret … Continue reading

Posted in 2012 Goat Rodeo, In their own words, In-breeding

Willard 2.0 gets The Endorsement

The only man in the country who could not run for the GOP nomination is Jeb Bush. After his brother Chimpy screwed the pooch and set fire to the family franchise while making fart noises with his armpit, Jeb (allegedly … Continue reading

Posted in 2012 Goat Rodeo, Chimpy's Crime Family, In-breeding, People Dumber than Dolphins, Wingnuttia, Xristian Xraxies | Tagged , , , | 7 Comments

Who wouldn’t want to be a Royal?

Just think of the achingly glamorous life they lead. Anyway, the one on the right, Spain’s fabulously wealthy 85-year-old Duchess of Alba, is caught up in a topless photograph scandal. The one on the left is Prince Charles’ mount. (Sydney … Continue reading

Posted in In-breeding, Rat Bastards | 12 Comments