Category Archives: immigration

To Offset the Coming Recession?

Buzzfeed: The Trump Administration Is Considering Making People Pay For The Right To Apply For Asylum The proposal, included in a not-yet-finalized draft regulation, would charge applicants, if they are already residing in the US, $50 to apply for asylum. Currently, … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

The White House announced that Prznint Stupid is thinking (hahahahahahahaha) about sealing the Southern border to all migrants and asylum-seekers, with no exceptions. We’ve done it before turning away Jews who were escaping the Nazis. It didn’t work out so well. … Continue reading

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UPDATED From the Horse’s Mouth and other places

As we’ve pointed out several time now, the Republicans got nuttin’ to campaign on, so they are ratcheting up fear, or when your only tool is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. And today, sharp-as-a-hammer and dumb as a … Continue reading

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Tweet, Twit, Twat

This mornings Tweet Storm from Prznint Stupid: in addition to declaring that the caravan was instigated by Democrats… Every time you see a Caravan, or people illegally coming, or attempting to come, into our Country illegally, think of and blame … Continue reading

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Today in Conspiracy Theories!

As a caravan of Central American immigrants heads toward the United States (and not coincidentally the midterm election heading up, too/alo), Hair Füror has threatened to send troops to close the southern U.S. border which will effectively scrap the newly … Continue reading

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Don’t Run Away, Run Forward

All the morning email thingies mention that Democrats should be worried about Latinx turnout in the 2018 Pie Fight. It seems that they are not engaged and unenthused, and I wondered why until I read this report in the NYTimes: … Continue reading

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Sophist’s Choice

This story has noted lifetime paste gourmand Stephan Miller’s fingerprints all over it: “The Trump administration is considering ways to deter a soaring number of families arriving at the U.S.-Mexico border — including once again separating parents and children, three … Continue reading

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Stable Genius Solves World Migration Problems

Hey guys, you know how Prznint Stupid thinks all of our problems would be solved if he could just get his damn wall built? Comrade Stupid is smarter than he looks: President Donald Trump advised Spain to build a wall … Continue reading

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Possum Hollar Might Be A Wee Bit, um, Bigoted?

We were told in the aftermath of the 2016 Goat Rodeo that Possum Hollar was economically insecure, and of course the NYTimes has sent an army of Jane Goodall-wannabes deep into the white heart of the Hollar to find out … Continue reading

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Stable Genius Threatens Country Again

As you know, just a couple of days ago Hair Furor told us he would shut down the gubmint and veto any funding bill that did not include his stupid wall, and of course his staff walked it back. And … Continue reading

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