Category Archives: immigration

The Morning Quote

“[T]he current border crisis is not a COVID crisis. And courts should not be in the business of perpetuating administrative edicts designed for one emergency only because elected officials have failed to address a different emergency. We are a court … Continue reading

Posted in immigration, racism, SCOTUS, White Punks on Dope | 9 Comments

Greg Abbott, Rolling Blunder, Boldly Enters 2024 Goat Rodeo

Self-proclaimed Xristian and America’s leading roller Nazi, Gov. Greg Abbott (R-Texas, America’s Lab for Bad Policy) sent three busloads of undocumented immigrants to Washington DC on Christmas Eve, because… maybe there was no room at the inn? He was so devoted … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Floriduh, Greg 'Rolling Blunder' Abbott, immigration, Ron DeSantis, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy | 10 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid, Ron?

“Oops,” said DeSantis: BREAKING: Texas Sheriff says that because Ron DeSantis tricked migrants into flying to Martha's Vineyard, they should now be able to STAY in the US under a "U Visa", which is for victims of a crime. Evil … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Domestic Tuckerism, immigration, People Dumber than Dolphins, racism, Ron DeSantis, White Punks on Dope | 5 Comments

GOP Now Outsourcing Evil

“Please be our co-conspirator in kidnapping and human trafficking” seems like an odd pitch, but they are odd people (and by odd, I mean TERRIBLE):   New email from the National Republican Senatorial Committee asks supporters where they want Republican … Continue reading

Posted in Domestic Tuckerism, immigration, racism, The New Confederacy, White Punks on Dope, Wingnuttia | 4 Comments

Kushner: Why Can’t DeSantis Just Steal The Kids Like We Did?

Without any irony, Jared Kushner —while pushing his book— told Fox News it was very troubling to see migrants being used as political pawns. I personally watch what’s happening and it’s very hard to see at the southern border. We … Continue reading

Posted in Fratsputin Jared Kushner, Hostage Taking Today, immigration, racism, White Punks on Dope | 13 Comments

Floriduh Cuban Immigrant Says Texas Venezuelan Immigrants Got Some Nerve

Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 73 and under the age of death, is outraged! Outraged! OUTRAGED! that the asylum seekers would have the NERVE … Continue reading

Posted in immigration, Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio, racism, White Punks on Dope | 6 Comments

Meanwhile, In Floriduh…

Texas Bexar County sheriff Javier Salazar has opened a criminal investigation of Floriduh Goblin, er, Governor Ron DeSantis and his inhumane stunt in which he and his toadies and minions kidnapped 50 Venezuelan asylum seekers from Texas to Floriduh, and then … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Domestic Tuckerism, Floriduh, immigration, racism, Ron DeSantis, White Punks on Dope | 5 Comments

Rep. Gosar Seems Nice

Rep. Paul Gosar (R-TTSKoA) tells us about the kiddie shooter in Texas, because of course he does:     Well, that’s a pretty full bigot bingo card right there. Someone must have won something.

Posted in Arizonastan, Crazeee States, immigration, racism, Transphobia, White Punks on Dope | 15 Comments

Covid is Not Done With Us, and also: Both Sides!

Der Tiger Beat auf dem Potomac (thanks Charlie, with an assist from MPS Patron Saint Watertiger) leads their morning email thing with the shocking news that the Trump-Virus is still with us —who knew?— as it has super-spread from the … Continue reading

Posted in Axios, Der Tiger Beat auf dem Potomac, immigration, Pandemics, racism, White Punks on Dope | 8 Comments

Jeebus Would Like To Have A Word With Stephen Miller

I was deeply proud to work on implementing the hugely successful Title 42 policy under President Trump. The Biden Admin is on the precipice of unleashing one of history’s most spectacular travesties — the full-scale revocation of T42 would open … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, immigration, racism, Stephen Miller, Pee-Wee Himmler, White Punks on Dope | 4 Comments