Category Archives: immigration

Good Morning, Ann Coulter!

Elsa, She-Wolf of the Nazis Ann Coulter is miffed, I tell you, miffed that Hair Furer is softening his stance of putting 11 million people in boxcars. Speaking to Fox News’ Sean Hannity in a town hall event broadcast Wednesday … Continue reading

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She Seems Nice, Part Infinity

Award winning ancient hate goblin pessary Phyllis Schlafly is having none of it: the filthy, mooching, swarthy, furriners caught up in the flooding in Louisiana can just learn to read English if they wanted some damn help: This month’s catastrophic … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs And now, Hair Furer Donald Trump’s first campaign ad: If you pay attention to the teeny-tiny type at the bottom of the screen, you learn that some of the information in the dystopian first half came … Continue reading

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Trolling for Speed and Accuracy

Harry Reid reacts to Hair Furer Donald Trump’s New Cold War rhetoric and idealogical test for immigrants: “Since Donald Trump wants to impose new tests on immigrants, he should take the one test every immigrant has to pass to become … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, Oklahoma Republicans?

This is Jarrin Jackson, an Oklahoma Republican congressional candidate, speaking with hate radio’s favorite Steve Deace: Wow. He wants open season at the border. I wonder what limit he’d suggest?

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The Morning Quote

I’ve been wondering why we never hear any reaction from Mexico about ‘Vanilla Isis’ Trump’s boast that he will build a wall on our southern border and Mexico will pay for it: “We are not going to pay any single … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs You’ll never guess who Paul Ryan picked to lead a task force on immigration. OK, you need a hint? In 2006, This Republican took to the House floor with a model of a concrete border fence … Continue reading

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Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, laughed so hard she farted:

Happy Hour News Briefs So after listening to a long, Long, LONG xenophobic discussion of how immigrants are bringing in diseases (including bedbugs! Really, they said that!) and that’s today’s why they should be kept outta here, Dan Stein gets … Continue reading

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The Afternoon Quote

Frothy tells us: “When we say we need to send people back, I mean we send people back. Let me just make one point. I was in Storm Lake, Iowa, the other day near a Tyson’s plant. Ninety-one percent of … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Award winning ancient hate goblin pessary Phyllis Schlafly is probably getting close to endorsing Donald ‘Vanilla ISIS’ Trump as she enthusiastically approves of his plans to seal off the borders from the seething masses yearning to … Continue reading

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