Category Archives: immigration

The Last Monument To The Confederacy, Cont.

I guess Lord Damp Nut ran out of snakes and alligators to fill his moat at the border? Trump officials suggested using ‘heat ray’ to repel migrants from border in 2018: report Trump administration officials reportedly floated using a microwave “heat ray” … Continue reading

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It’s Trump Time!

Guys, Hair Füror has signed a memo to prohibit the government from counting undocumented immigrants when it uses the 2020 Census to allocate political representation. And before we get too fair into his Pocket Nazi’s latest grab, let’s remember that … Continue reading

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Genius!

Here’s an idea for the president. We can apparently solve the issue of undocumented immigrants by just not counting them? — Dan Rather (@DanRather) July 18, 2020 Somewhere in his fetid orange brain, Lord Damp Nut is wondering —wondering!— if … Continue reading

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Breaking: Somewhere Stephan Miller is Weeping

Supreme Court rules Trump administration illegally ended DACA

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Fade To Black

Again, Lord Damp Nut is insisting on painting the border wall Last Monument To The Confederacy black, which will add at least $500M Ameros to the cost: “The president’s determination to have the steel bollards coated in black has fluctuated … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs This is fucked up beyond words: The Department of Justice Creates Section Dedicated to Denaturalization Cases https://t.co/LeCBmWiD3W — Justice Department (@TheJusticeDept) February 26, 2020 Bill Barr has created a division at the DOJ dedicated to stripping … Continue reading

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Is It Infrastructure Week Already?

Portion of US border wall in California falls over in high winds and lands on Mexican side | via ⁦@CNN⁩ 🙃 https://t.co/9lKme8hOp8 — Propane Jane™ (@docrocktex26) January 30, 2020 Yes, the wall blew over in the wind. “The name goes … Continue reading

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New Front on the War on Immigration: Our History

Scissorhead Fran alerts us to a new front on the war on immigration, and while at first it might seem strange, there is a kind of cunning long game being played. See if you can spot it! The genealogy boom … Continue reading

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Another Prick in the Wall (Grifters Gotta Grift, part infinity)

According to the WaPo, a North Dakota company and GOP donor that Prznint Grafty McGraft pushed the military to hire for the Last Monument To The Confederacy has been awarded a $400 million contract. What are the odds of that … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs You cannot make up shit like this. About 90 additional foreign students of a fake university in metro Detroit created by the Department of Homeland Security have been arrested in recent months. A total of about … Continue reading

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