Category Archives: immigration

Trump: Coming Soon! Boxcars of Babies to Concentration Camps!

Last night, Prznint Sundowner tweeted: Next week ICE will begin the process of removing the millions of illegal aliens who have illicitly found their way into the United States. They will be removed as fast as they come in. Mexico, … Continue reading

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Stable Genius: ‘Secret Plan Does Too Exist! Losers!’

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) tells us that Prznint Art-of-the-Deal is still trying to convince us that he actually, successfully negotiated something other than an extra 10 minutes of teevee before bedtime: “President Trump teased a group of … Continue reading

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Grifters Gotta Grift, immigration, Liars, Trade Wars | 5 Comments

Prznint Dealy McDeals Got ‘Nada, Nada, Lemonada!’

Prznint Stupid spent his weekend on the Twatter claiming that Mexico will take strong measures against migration as a result of Friday’s trade deal, and moaning that the “Corrupt Media” was not praising him. I am pleased to inform you … Continue reading

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Prznint McDeals Got Nothing

I am pleased to inform you that The United States of America has reached a signed agreement with Mexico. The Tariffs scheduled to be implemented by the U.S. on Monday, against Mexico, are hereby indefinitely suspended. Mexico, in turn, has … Continue reading

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The Adventures of Tariffman, Part Infinity

Comrade Stupid, in a pique of fear and panic over the Mueller press conference tried to force headline writers AGAIN to change topics! He turned his eyes south, and he made a run for the border! MEXICO!!1! Hair Füror declared … Continue reading

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, immigration, racism, Trade Wars, White Punks on Dope | 21 Comments

Local Man Liked Oreos More Than His Job

So this happened yesterday: Katie Porter (D-CA) asked HUD Secretary Benny-the-Blade Carson if he was familiar with REOs—a basic housing term which stands for “real estate owned” and refers to properties owned by lenders after foreclosure. Let’s watch! I asked … Continue reading

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Kris Kobach Konsidered For White House Role!

Quick! Let’s say your career has been in free fall ever since you headed-up Hair Füror’s failed election integrity commission, and then you went on to lose your gubernatorial bid, and then your proof-of-citizenship voter law got struck down — and … Continue reading

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Humpty Dumpty Won’t Sit On Comrade Stupid’s Wall

The WaPo reports that Prznint Stupid is micromanaging the Tortilla Curtain in an effort to ensure that it is “physically imposing but also aesthetically pleasing.” Who says fascism must always be ugly? Those SS Uniforms were quite stylish, amiright? Now … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, immigration, racism, White Punks on Dope | 10 Comments

Before You Can Be ‘You’re Fired’ed’ You Have To Be ‘You’re Hired’ed’

We’ve often noted that Republican Plutocrats (I know, I know: the Department of Redundancy department says that “Republican Plutocrats” is redundant) quietly hire undocumented immigrants because there are some back-breaking and dangerous jobs that Americans will not take, and said … Continue reading

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Comrade Trump Lies About Children Now

This has got to be the strangest White House Easter Egg Roll story ever, well, this year anyway: “In between games of “Be Best” hopscotch and the namesake event at the White House’s Easter egg roll, a child apparently couldn’t … Continue reading

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