Category Archives: immigration

Hair Füror Makes Reasonable Offer!

Posted on April 13, 2019 by

CNN tells us: “President Donald Trump told Customs and Border Protection Commissioner Kevin McAleenan he would grant McAleenan a pardon if he were sent to jail for having border agents block asylum seekers from entering the US in defiance of … Continue reading →

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It’s NOT FAKE NEWS

Posted on April 12, 2019 by

What is it about Bond villains revealing their diabolical plans to the hero right before all hell breaks loose??? Due to the fact that Democrats are unwilling to change our very dangerous immigration laws, we are indeed, as reported, giving … Continue reading →

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Pocket Nazi’s Master Plan Revealed!

Posted on April 12, 2019 by

Hair Füror Donald Trump’s pocket Nazi Stephan Miller had a plan that contained almost everything that is wrong with the 4th Reich’s racist immigration policies AND at the same time would smite their enemies! The WaPo: “White House officials have … Continue reading →

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Monsters Gotta Monster

Posted on April 11, 2019 by

President Trump, asked on the South Lawn yesterday if he’d thought about making Stephen Miller his secretary of Homeland Security, since Miller “is already, basically, running your Homeland Security apparatus”: “[F]rankly, there’s only one person that’s running it. You know … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on April 10, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Today’s Death of the Media is brought to us by: Nice Polite Republicans ___________ NPR Morning Edition today included a segment about Hair Füror’s Pocket Nazi, Psycho Miller (Qu’est-ce que c’est), which failed to note that … Continue reading →

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Natural Born Millers

Posted on April 9, 2019 by

In just a few short days, Hair Füror has You’re Fired’ed Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen, ordered his chief of staff, Mick-the-knife Mulvaney, to fire U.S. Secret Service Director Randolph Alles because… Trump had soured on Secret Service Director Alles … Continue reading →

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Somewhere, Stephan Miller Is Smiling

Posted on April 8, 2019 by

Please convince me I’m wrong, but I think spray-on hair enthusiast PeeWee Hermann Goerring is the real winner from Kirstjen Nielsen’s You’re Fired’d/Resignation. Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) agrees: “As President Donald Trump roils the capital over illegal … Continue reading →

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Comrade Trump’s Agenda For Today

Posted on April 5, 2019 by

The official diary of the White House says today that Prznint Stupid will: “The president will leave the White House at 9:30 a.m. en route to El Centro, Calif. He will arrive at the Naval Air Facility in El Centro … Continue reading →

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The Bigot Who Cried Wolf

Posted on April 4, 2019 by

Axios morning email thingie (weird emboldening and enigmatic bullets theirs): The cautious view among most Republican lawmakers and White House aides is that President Trump won’t follow through with his dramatic threat to close ports of entry at the border, … Continue reading →

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Why Won’t Those 3 Mexican Countries Pay For The Wall?

Posted on April 1, 2019 by

Hair Füror plans to slash hundreds of millions of dollars in aid to “3 Mexican Countries” (Guatemala, Honduras, and El Salvador), as he also threatens to close the U.S.-Mexico border. The Pride of Wharton, Prznint McDeals probably does not understand … Continue reading →

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