Category Archives: immigration

Possum Hollar Might Be A Wee Bit, um, Bigoted?

We were told in the aftermath of the 2016 Goat Rodeo that Possum Hollar was economically insecure, and of course the NYTimes has sent an army of Jane Goodall-wannabes deep into the white heart of the Hollar to find out … Continue reading

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Stable Genius Threatens Country Again

As you know, just a couple of days ago Hair Furor told us he would shut down the gubmint and veto any funding bill that did not include his stupid wall, and of course his staff walked it back. And … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, immigration, racism, White Punks on Dope | 12 Comments

Just Another Prick in the Wall

We highlight a few dribbles from Prznint Stupid’s twitter stream to begin our day: Please understand, there are consequences when people cross our Border illegally, whether they have children or not – and many are just using children for their … Continue reading

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Prznint Stable Genius is Not Stable, Nor Genius,

As we all are tired of so much winning already, let’s turn our attention to the man who never loses, The Russian Usurper. It’s a comedy in three acts. Act 1, Don’t Bother: Republicans should stop wasting their time on … Continue reading

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Seattle Protest (UPDATED)

Some wide shots of the large crowd earlier in seatac. #protest @KIRO7Seattle #immigration pic.twitter.com/0iSOfJbshU — Mike Griffith (@PhotogGriff) June 30, 2018 Today’s protest march against Hair Fuhrer’s immigration policy was at the Sea-Tac Detention Center, which is conveniently located about … Continue reading

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Somewhere, Stephan Miller Is Crying

Hey Guys, remember that time less than a week ago when Hair Fuhrer twatted out that neither the VERY conservative immigration bill, nor the other VERY Conservative immigration bill written by ZEGS (who was trying to get a bill with … Continue reading

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The Comedy Stylings of Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III!

Here's Attorney General Jeff Sessions making a joke today about separating families (to laughter and applause) pic.twitter.com/j38Oyhd313 — Robert Maguire (@RobertMaguire_) June 26, 2018 Sorry for the poor sound quality, but after all, he was speaking from under a sheet.

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Your Kind Cannot Come Here

Wow: The Supreme Court upheld President Trump’s most recent travel ban today in a 5-4 decision, ruling that it falls within the president’s traditional power to control immigration policy. The big picture: The travel ban was the first big policy … Continue reading

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Like A Well-Oiled Machine

The LATimes: San Diego County could become a site where tens of thousands of migrants would be housed indefinitely by the U.S. government under the zero-tolerance immigration policy implemented by President Trump. According to a report published Friday by Time … Continue reading

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Local Wonky Genius Isn’t Wonky Or Genius, Probably Not Local Either

Speaker of the House Paul Ryan—the dreamy blue-eyed favorite of our failed media—has failed again! You see, ZEGS has been trying to head off at the pass a revolt in the House over immigration that might result in something less … Continue reading

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