Category Archives: immigration

Covid is Not Done With Us, and also: Both Sides!

Der Tiger Beat auf dem Potomac (thanks Charlie, with an assist from MPS Patron Saint Watertiger) leads their morning email thing with the shocking news that the Trump-Virus is still with us —who knew?— as it has super-spread from the … Continue reading

Posted in Axios, Der Tiger Beat auf dem Potomac, immigration, Pandemics, racism, White Punks on Dope | 8 Comments

Jeebus Would Like To Have A Word With Stephen Miller

I was deeply proud to work on implementing the hugely successful Title 42 policy under President Trump. The Biden Admin is on the precipice of unleashing one of history’s most spectacular travesties — the full-scale revocation of T42 would open … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, immigration, racism, Stephen Miller, Pee-Wee Himmler, White Punks on Dope | 4 Comments

GOPers Keep On Truckin’

I should have put some Quatloos down on this, it seems so inevitable: Justin Trudeau’s heavy-handed crackdown against peaceful protesters in Canada is not the action of a Western Democracy, but that of an authoritarian regime like Venezuela… 1/3 https://t.co/vT74lCgOZhContinue reading

Posted in immigration, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), White Punks on Dope, Wingnuttia | 13 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid, Texas?

Apparently some of the books that Texas Republicans want banned from their schools are atlases. pic.twitter.com/rgX80SJQFh — Merry Pezzulo (@mary_pezzulo) November 29, 2021   And we should note that there are no direct flights from South Africa to Mexico. So … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Greg Abbott, immigration, People Dumber than Dolphins, racism, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, White Punks on Dope | 18 Comments

The Baggage of Senator Lindsey Graham

To Hell in a Handbag Guys, Senatorette Lindsey Graham must have had a julep in the greenroom before going on Thumbhead, er, Hannity! to wail about immigrants in the strangest way possible: “We had 40,000 Brazilians come through [Arizona’s] Yuma … Continue reading

Posted in immigration, Sean ’Thumbhead' Hannity, Senatorette Lindsey Graham | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News “¡Hola, amoebas! K-Pasta?,” Cancun Ted Cruz did not begin, as he blamed rising COVID-19 infection rates in South Texas as a “direct result of illegal aliens being released into communities.” In South Texas, we’re seeing #COVID positivity … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Ayatollah Ted Cruz, immigration, Pandemics, racism, Vaccine, White Punks on Dope | 9 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid, New Confederacy Republicans?

The Coup Klux Klan don’t try to hide it at all anymore. They are putting the racists on their front porch: ‘America First Caucus’ Tied to Marjorie Greene Spews Creepy Nativist Rhetoric About ‘Anglo-Saxon Traditions’ A new caucus tied to … Continue reading

Posted in Alaskastan, Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Georgeduh, immigration, racism, Rep. 3-names Perjury Taylor Greene, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup, White Punks on Dope | 13 Comments

It’s a Q-Spiracy, I Tells Ya!

So, Lord Damp Nut’s pocket Nazi is going Q, too? On a call w/ reporters WH Senior Advisor Stephen Miller, speaking as an advisor to the Trump campaign, claimed, without evidence, Biden "would incentivize child smuggling and child trafficking on … Continue reading

Posted in immigration, Q-spiracy, racism, Stephen Miller, Pee-Wee Himmler, White Punks on Dope | 13 Comments

The Last Monument To The Confederacy, Cont.

I guess Lord Damp Nut ran out of snakes and alligators to fill his moat at the border? Trump officials suggested using ‘heat ray’ to repel migrants from border in 2018: report Trump administration officials reportedly floated using a microwave “heat ray” … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, immigration, racism, White Punks on Dope | 5 Comments

It’s Trump Time!

Guys, Hair Füror has signed a memo to prohibit the government from counting undocumented immigrants when it uses the 2020 Census to allocate political representation. And before we get too fair into his Pocket Nazi’s latest grab, let’s remember that … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Hung Like a Bee, immigration, racism, Stephen Miller, Pee-Wee Himmler, White Punks on Dope | 9 Comments