Category Archives: immigration

Kiddie Koncentration Kamps Returns

Posted on August 22, 2019 by

The 4th Reich has proposed a new regulation would allow immigration officials to indefinitely detain migrant families who cross the border illegally. The NYTimes: “The rule replaces a decades-old court agreement that mandates a level of care for migrant children … Continue reading →

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Give Me Your White Masses Who Have Good Credit Scores

Posted on August 14, 2019 by

I don’t know why any of this still shocks me, but it does: Here's acting USCIS director Ken Cuccinelli saying on NPR this morning that the Statue of Liberty plaque should be changed to read, "give me your tired and … Continue reading →

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Unintended Consequences ARE Hair Füror’s Bread and Butter

Posted on August 13, 2019 by

The LATimes morning email thingie: “The Trump administration’s new policy — which could deny green cards to immigrants who use Medicaid, food stamps or some other kinds of public assistance — could have a serious chilling effect on California’s economy, … Continue reading →

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Hair Füror Has (Immigrants Bake) His Cake and Eats It Too

Posted on August 12, 2019 by

I was stunned to read that Hair Füror, a man who employs a “roving crew of Latin American employees” to perform masonry and maintenance work at his winery and various golf clubs around the country, is now applying his tender … Continue reading →

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‘Rhett or Ashley’, Cont.

Posted on July 15, 2019 by

We blithely note that Senatorette Lindsey Graham always finds himself yearning to make a decision between decisive Rhett or dreamy Ashley. Looks like Rhett won: Graham on the migrants he saw at a detention facility: "I don't care if they … Continue reading →

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Cause Meets Effect

Posted on July 15, 2019 by

Hair Füror’s immigration (non)policies gets 40% approval and 57% disapproval nationally in the latest WashPost-ABC poll. Yay! Maybe we’re not so awful after all! So while those kinds of numbers seem like a disaster when taken at a flying bird’s … Continue reading →

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Republicans Go (Concentration) Camping

Posted on July 14, 2019 by

The Republicans visited the concentration camps at the border: TFW you realize that you’re on the wrong side of history. pic.twitter.com/rKnov7ptcC — Tengrain Covfefe Boy 4Ever (@Tengrain) July 14, 2019 …and met with Carla Provost, the Border Patrol’s Chief: for … Continue reading →

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Is It Cruel Enough Yet, Stephan Miller?

Posted on June 26, 2019 by

Customs and Border Protection agency’s acting commissioner, John Sanders has announced he will resign. I wonder why! Sanders announced his resignation amid a growing outcry over reports that more than 300 children were held with insufficient food and water, and … Continue reading →

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Trump: Coming Soon! Boxcars of Babies to Concentration Camps!

Posted on June 18, 2019 by

Last night, Prznint Sundowner tweeted: Next week ICE will begin the process of removing the millions of illegal aliens who have illicitly found their way into the United States. They will be removed as fast as they come in. Mexico, … Continue reading →

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Stable Genius: ‘Secret Plan Does Too Exist! Losers!’

Posted on June 12, 2019 by

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) tells us that Prznint Art-of-the-Deal is still trying to convince us that he actually, successfully negotiated something other than an extra 10 minutes of teevee before bedtime: “President Trump teased a group of … Continue reading →

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