Category Archives: immigration

New Front on the War on Immigration: Our History

Scissorhead Fran alerts us to a new front on the war on immigration, and while at first it might seem strange, there is a kind of cunning long game being played. See if you can spot it! The genealogy boom … Continue reading

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Another Prick in the Wall (Grifters Gotta Grift, part infinity)

According to the WaPo, a North Dakota company and GOP donor that Prznint Grafty McGraft pushed the military to hire for the Last Monument To The Confederacy has been awarded a $400 million contract. What are the odds of that … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs You cannot make up shit like this. About 90 additional foreign students of a fake university in metro Detroit created by the Department of Homeland Security have been arrested in recent months. A total of about … Continue reading

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Another Prick in the Wall

While we were all watching CSI: Impeachment, the wall-building machinations of the 4th Reich continued apace. Did you know that Hair Füror’s Fratsputin, Jared Kushner, has some wall-related work in his assignment portfolio? It’s true! He’s supposed to craft the … Continue reading

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Time For Plan B: The Moat with Snakes and Alligators with Laser Beams on Their Heads?

“Smugglers are sawing through new sections of Trump’s border wall” “Smuggling gangs in Mexico have repeatedly sawed through new sections of President Trump’s border wall in recent months by using commercially available power tools, opening gaps large enough for people … Continue reading

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4th Homeland Security Secretary Flees the 4th Reich

Acting Homeland Security Secretary Kevin McAleenan abruptly resigned last night after only six months on the job. No one knows why McAleenan did this, but you don’t need the Enigma Machine to figure it out. Oh, he’s the fourth one … Continue reading

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This Has Stephen Miller’s Fingerprints All Over It

Politico tells us that President Stupid scribbled a new rule on Friday that will require immigrants to prove they can obtain health insurance before they get visas, and will deny them visas if they use Obamacare subsidies. It takes effect … Continue reading

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Tortilla Curtain Update

The 4th Reich is trying to divert money from military projects to build a wall on the southern border. Our Grifter-in-Chief appointed Mark Esper as Secretary of Defense, basically because he said he’d be A-OK with funding the wall from … Continue reading

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Our Imperial Wizard-in-Chief Salutes The Troops!

The King of Israel, The Chosen One, Our Imperial Wizard-in-Chief, Hair Füror has declared that children born to soldiers and diplomats overseas do NOT have birthright citizenship: “The policy guidance issued Wednesday stated that USCIS “no longer considers children of … Continue reading

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Kiddie Koncentration Kamps Returns

The 4th Reich has proposed a new regulation would allow immigration officials to indefinitely detain migrant families who cross the border illegally. The NYTimes: “The rule replaces a decades-old court agreement that mandates a level of care for migrant children … Continue reading

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