Category Archives: immigration

4th Homeland Security Secretary Flees the 4th Reich

Posted on October 12, 2019 by

Acting Homeland Security Secretary Kevin McAleenan abruptly resigned last night after only six months on the job. No one knows why McAleenan did this, but you don’t need the Enigma Machine to figure it out. Oh, he’s the fourth one … Continue reading →

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This Has Stephen Miller’s Fingerprints All Over It

Posted on October 8, 2019 by

Politico tells us that President Stupid scribbled a new rule on Friday that will require immigrants to prove they can obtain health insurance before they get visas, and will deny them visas if they use Obamacare subsidies. It takes effect … Continue reading →

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Tortilla Curtain Update

Posted on September 4, 2019 by

The 4th Reich is trying to divert money from military projects to build a wall on the southern border. Our Grifter-in-Chief appointed Mark Esper as Secretary of Defense, basically because he said he’d be A-OK with funding the wall from … Continue reading →

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Our Imperial Wizard-in-Chief Salutes The Troops!

Posted on August 29, 2019 by

The King of Israel, The Chosen One, Our Imperial Wizard-in-Chief, Hair Füror has declared that children born to soldiers and diplomats overseas do NOT have birthright citizenship: “The policy guidance issued Wednesday stated that USCIS “no longer considers children of … Continue reading →

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Kiddie Koncentration Kamps Returns

Posted on August 22, 2019 by

The 4th Reich has proposed a new regulation would allow immigration officials to indefinitely detain migrant families who cross the border illegally. The NYTimes: “The rule replaces a decades-old court agreement that mandates a level of care for migrant children … Continue reading →

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Give Me Your White Masses Who Have Good Credit Scores

Posted on August 14, 2019 by

I don’t know why any of this still shocks me, but it does: Here's acting USCIS director Ken Cuccinelli saying on NPR this morning that the Statue of Liberty plaque should be changed to read, "give me your tired and … Continue reading →

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Unintended Consequences ARE Hair Füror’s Bread and Butter

Posted on August 13, 2019 by

The LATimes morning email thingie: “The Trump administration’s new policy — which could deny green cards to immigrants who use Medicaid, food stamps or some other kinds of public assistance — could have a serious chilling effect on California’s economy, … Continue reading →

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Hair Füror Has (Immigrants Bake) His Cake and Eats It Too

Posted on August 12, 2019 by

I was stunned to read that Hair Füror, a man who employs a “roving crew of Latin American employees” to perform masonry and maintenance work at his winery and various golf clubs around the country, is now applying his tender … Continue reading →

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‘Rhett or Ashley’, Cont.

Posted on July 15, 2019 by

We blithely note that Senatorette Lindsey Graham always finds himself yearning to make a decision between decisive Rhett or dreamy Ashley. Looks like Rhett won: Graham on the migrants he saw at a detention facility: "I don't care if they … Continue reading →

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Cause Meets Effect

Posted on July 15, 2019 by

Hair Füror’s immigration (non)policies gets 40% approval and 57% disapproval nationally in the latest WashPost-ABC poll. Yay! Maybe we’re not so awful after all! So while those kinds of numbers seem like a disaster when taken at a flying bird’s … Continue reading →

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