Category Archives: immigration

Some Fries With Your Stupid, Oklahoma Republicans?

This is Jarrin Jackson, an Oklahoma Republican congressional candidate, speaking with hate radio’s favorite Steve Deace: Wow. He wants open season at the border. I wonder what limit he’d suggest?

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The Morning Quote

I’ve been wondering why we never hear any reaction from Mexico about ‘Vanilla Isis’ Trump’s boast that he will build a wall on our southern border and Mexico will pay for it: “We are not going to pay any single … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs You’ll never guess who Paul Ryan picked to lead a task force on immigration. OK, you need a hint? In 2006, This Republican took to the House floor with a model of a concrete border fence … Continue reading

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Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, laughed so hard she farted:

Happy Hour News Briefs So after listening to a long, Long, LONG xenophobic discussion of how immigrants are bringing in diseases (including bedbugs! Really, they said that!) and that’s today’s why they should be kept outta here, Dan Stein gets … Continue reading

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The Afternoon Quote

Frothy tells us: “When we say we need to send people back, I mean we send people back. Let me just make one point. I was in Storm Lake, Iowa, the other day near a Tyson’s plant. Ninety-one percent of … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, immigration, Rick 'Frothy' Santorum (Ew! Gross!) | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Award winning ancient hate goblin pessary Phyllis Schlafly is probably getting close to endorsing Donald ‘Vanilla ISIS’ Trump as she enthusiastically approves of his plans to seal off the borders from the seething masses yearning to … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Award winning ancient hate goblin pessary Phyllis Schlafly tells World Nut Daily in an exclusive interview: “Every time they say, ‘You can’t deport these people, in my mind’s eye, I see the picture of those railroad … Continue reading

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Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, laughed so hard she farted

Says Alabama Gov. Robert Bentley: “After full consideration of this weekend’s attacks of terror on innocent citizens in Paris, I will oppose any attempt to relocate Syrian refugees to Alabama through the U.S. Refugee Admissions Program. …Please continue to join … Continue reading

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The Tender Embrace of the GOP

Wingnuttia is up in arms that loud-mouthed bloviator Chris Matthews called 2016 Goat Rodeo contenders Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio Cubans instead of Hispanics: Now, what The New Confederacy conveniently is forgetting is that our strange immigration policy treats Cubans … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Dr. Carson

Amateur Egyptologist and noted grain storage scholar Ben Carson turns his ag-economic eye to stop close to 100% of undocumented immigrants (after you build the double-fence with an asphalt road between for the entire length of the border): you give … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Ben 'Walk Like An Egyptian' Carson, immigration, People Dumber than Dolphins | 5 Comments