Category Archives: immigration

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on July 14, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News “¡Hola, amoebas! K-Pasta?,” Cancun Ted Cruz did not begin, as he blamed rising COVID-19 infection rates in South Texas as a “direct result of illegal aliens being released into communities.” In South Texas, we’re seeing #COVID positivity … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Ayatollah Ted Cruz, immigration, Pandemics, racism, Vaccine, White Punks on Dope | 9 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid, New Confederacy Republicans?

Posted on April 16, 2021 by tengrain

The Coup Klux Klan don’t try to hide it at all anymore. They are putting the racists on their front porch: ‘America First Caucus’ Tied to Marjorie Greene Spews Creepy Nativist Rhetoric About ‘Anglo-Saxon Traditions’ A new caucus tied to … Continue reading →

Posted in Alaskastan, Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Georgeduh, immigration, Marjorie Taylor Greene, racism, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup, White Punks on Dope | 13 Comments

It’s a Q-Spiracy, I Tells Ya!

Posted on October 29, 2020 by tengrain

So, Lord Damp Nut’s pocket Nazi is going Q, too? On a call w/ reporters WH Senior Advisor Stephen Miller, speaking as an advisor to the Trump campaign, claimed, without evidence, Biden "would incentivize child smuggling and child trafficking on … Continue reading →

Posted in immigration, Q-spiracy, racism, Stephen Miller, Pee-Wee Himmler, White Punks on Dope | 13 Comments

The Last Monument To The Confederacy, Cont.

Posted on August 27, 2020 by tengrain

I guess Lord Damp Nut ran out of snakes and alligators to fill his moat at the border? Trump officials suggested using ‘heat ray’ to repel migrants from border in 2018: report Trump administration officials reportedly floated using a microwave “heat ray” … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, immigration, racism, White Punks on Dope | 5 Comments

It’s Trump Time!

Posted on July 22, 2020 by tengrain

Guys, Hair Füror has signed a memo to prohibit the government from counting undocumented immigrants when it uses the 2020 Census to allocate political representation. And before we get too fair into his Pocket Nazi’s latest grab, let’s remember that … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Hung Like a Bee, immigration, racism, Stephen Miller, Pee-Wee Himmler, White Punks on Dope | 9 Comments

Genius!

Posted on July 19, 2020 by tengrain

Here’s an idea for the president. We can apparently solve the issue of undocumented immigrants by just not counting them? — Dan Rather (@DanRather) July 18, 2020 Somewhere in his fetid orange brain, Lord Damp Nut is wondering —wondering!— if … Continue reading →

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Breaking: Somewhere Stephan Miller is Weeping

Posted on June 18, 2020 by tengrain

Supreme Court rules Trump administration illegally ended DACA

Posted in 4th Reich, immigration, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, racism, snark, Stephen Miller, Pee-Wee Himmler, White Punks on Dope | 4 Comments

Fade To Black

Posted on May 7, 2020 by tengrain

Again, Lord Damp Nut is insisting on painting the border wall Last Monument To The Confederacy black, which will add at least $500M Ameros to the cost: “The president’s determination to have the steel bollards coated in black has fluctuated … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Posted on February 26, 2020 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Briefs This is fucked up beyond words: The Department of Justice Creates Section Dedicated to Denaturalization Cases https://t.co/LeCBmWiD3W — Justice Department (@TheJusticeDept) February 26, 2020 Bill Barr has created a division at the DOJ dedicated to stripping … Continue reading →

Posted in immigration, racism, White Punks on Dope, William 'Iran-Contra' Barr | 11 Comments

Is It Infrastructure Week Already?

Posted on January 30, 2020 by tengrain

Portion of US border wall in California falls over in high winds and lands on Mexican side | via ⁦@CNN⁩ 🙃 https://t.co/9lKme8hOp8 — Propane Jane™ (@docrocktex26) January 30, 2020 Yes, the wall blew over in the wind. “The name goes … Continue reading →

Posted in immigration, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, racism, White Punks on Dope | 21 Comments