Category Archives: Hostage Taking Today

Third Time’s the Charmless

Guys, we missed one yesterday! As we all know, the Republicans 1)  filibustered the Infrastructure Bill yesterday (Lucy-Charlie Brown style) and B) they also in a pique of anger pulled out of the January 6 Insurrection-Stupid Coup Commission, but did … Continue reading

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Lemme Make You An Offer You Can Refuse

Prznint Stupid’s Saturday address to the nation offered temporary protection for Dreamers and some refugees in exchange for $5.7B Ameros to build the Tortilla Curtain. So, anyone still think that this is not an exercise in hostage taking? He took … Continue reading

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Comrade Trump Is Doing It For The Children

As we all know by now, it is the policy of The United States to separate children of immigrants and put them in Concentration Camps pending sending them back to the tender mercies of gangsters in Central America from whom … Continue reading

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Today’s GOP Hostage Taking: The Farm Bill

The previous post dealt with Immigration, and lo! The Freedom Caucasians have now taken a hostage to try to get their way to deport the Dreamers: they are holding the Farm Bill as hostage! Take it away, Tiger Beat on … Continue reading

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Hey guys, today is March 5, which as we know is the date that Hair Führer set for Congress to resolve the immigration status of the Dreamers, otherwise he would start deporting them. So where do we stand? Shorter: the … Continue reading

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Let’s Make A Deal (Government Shut Down in 8 Days)

We’re a about a week away from the federal gubmint running out of Ameros and no closer to a deal than they were last month. Tiger Beat gives us the deets: “Most Democrats have been saying they want a deal … Continue reading

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The Return of the Pivot, This Time on Immigration (The Death of the Media)

The press was gushing over a pivot again, this time on immigration because Hair Führer didn’t wear a white robe and bring a flaming cross to his 54-minute long dog-and-pony immigration hearing. Axios’ morning email thingie gives an elaborate and … Continue reading

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A Message From Our Prisoners

I guess this is what happens when your worthless, solicalist job is considered essential by the hostage takers, so you still are working though unpaid. (Raw Story)

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GOP Votes to Defund Obamacare, or Shut Down US Government

House Republicans passed legislation Friday to defund Obamacare while keeping the federal government open until December 15, sending the fight to the Senate. The vote was 230-189. Two Democrats and one Republican broke party lines. The deadline to avoid a … Continue reading

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