Category Archives: We Don’t Serve Your Kind

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News He seems nice: After the $3 billion deal to extend the pandemic-era program [ a bipartisan deal to extend school meals] was unveiled Tuesday, Sen. Roger Marshall (R-Kan.) said in an interview he is “contemplating” objecting to … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News MAGA has picked their new minority to hate on, according to Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) email thingie (Emphasis theirs): After an hour of Trump delivering many familiar hits…Trump turned his attention to a newer … Continue reading

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, Homophobia, Transphobia, We Don't Serve Your Kind, Your Kind Cannot Compete Here, Your Kind Cannot Pee Here, Your Kind Cannot Stay Here | 3 Comments

DeSantis to Disney: ‘Keep Your Mouse Shut, Or Else!’

Floriduh Hate Goblin, er, Gubnor Ron DeSantis, the would-be authoritarian prznint, has demanded (and received) legislation that would strip Disney of many of it’s privileges in the state. We use the conditional tense because, you know, gangster wannabes always have … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, 2024 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Culture Wars, Don’t Say Gay, Floriduh, Homophobia, Hostage Taking Today, Ron DeSantis, Taxes, Transphobia, We Don't Serve Your Kind, Your Kind Cannot Pee Here, Your Kind Cannot Serve Here | 4 Comments

Believe Them The First Time, Part Infinity

Another day, another Republican threatening execution: “Some of y’all still want to try and find political compromise with those that want to groom our school aged children and pretend men are women, etc,” [Robert Foster, a former Mississippi House lawmaker … Continue reading

Posted in Electrocute-the-Gay-Kids Therapy, Homophobia, Transphobia, We Don't Serve Your Kind, Your Kind Cannot Compete Here, Your Kind Cannot Pee Here, Your Kind Cannot Serve Here, Your Kind Cannot Stay Here | 3 Comments

Floriduh and Disney Destroy Their Brands

Floriduh Gov. Ron DeSantis is taking no prisoners in the LGBTQ culture war and so his press secretary Christan Pushaw is accusing opponents of his “Don’t Say Gay” bill of being, well, pedophiles: Gov. Ron DeSantis’ press secretary, Christina Pushaw, … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News The Theocrats have tossed the chicken bones, said a few profane curses to their Dark Lord, and have concluded that their Magic Conjuring Words “Mah Deeply Held Religious Beliefs” allows them to put the Whammy on LGBT … Continue reading

Posted in Electrocute-the-Gay-Kids Therapy, Homophobia, Transphobia, Uncle Tom's Log Cabin Club, We Don't Serve Your Kind | 9 Comments

She Seems Nice

This is quite a campaign platform from Shelley Luther, a Republican who is running for the Texas Leg: let’s attack vulnerable children! “I am not comfortable with the transgenders. The kids that they brought in my classroom, when they said … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, Transphobia, We Don't Serve Your Kind | 5 Comments

Kindness Is A Superpower

We’re often told that our posts on MPS are nasty, brutish, and short (all true, I might add!), but Scissorheads have a heart of gold and we enjoy a frisson of good news now and again when we are not … Continue reading

Posted in Homophobia, We Don't Serve Your Kind | 12 Comments

Talibanicans Announce Next Culture War

Tiger Beat on the Potomac reports: “I think even with Christians the gay issue, that ship has sailed. But the trans issue is different.” — random advisor to Hair Füror This is not surprising, except that our Republican Theocrats (Talibanicans?) … Continue reading

Posted in Homophobia, marriage equality, Theocrats, Transphobia, We Don't Serve Your Kind, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans, Your Kind Cannot Compete Here, Your Kind Cannot Pee Here, Your Kind Cannot Serve Here, Your Kind Cannot Stay Here | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Arkansas continues to lead the way for GQP gawd-botherers to pick on children: Transgender name ban advances Bill would deny kids say on identity Arkansas teachers wouldn’t be required to address students by a name or pronoun … Continue reading

Posted in Monsters, Transphobia, We Don't Serve Your Kind, Your Kind Cannot Compete Here, Your Kind Cannot Pee Here, Your Kind Cannot Serve Here | 6 Comments