Category Archives: The Closet of Lindsey Graham

Tens of People Show Up for NOM’s March For Marriage

If you’ve been watching unwed mother Maggie Gallagher’s former pity party, the National Organization for Marriage (NOM) since the election, you would know that the current Maggie, a chappie by the name Brian Brown has been issuing a non-stop fundraising … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Happy Pride Month from World Nut Daily! On June 1, the official Facebook page for the United States Navy posted an image of the its official seal superimposed over a rainbow flag under a banner reading … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

The Original Petunia and still the best, interviews Fox News’ resident fetus-fondling God-botherer Robert Jeffress about Ben ‘Death Cult’ Carson’s Seventh Day Adventist-ism. And then she refers to a piece Jeffress posted on Fox News, part of which says: “After … Continue reading

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And Now A Word From Uncle Tom’s Log Cabin Club

Saturday Morning Cartoons will never be the same for me. Thanks a lot, boys!

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The Afternoon Quote

In which we learn that no one knows the answer to the question, “Rhett or Ashleigh.” Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Aaron Schock?

In which we learn that grifters gotta grift.. Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Our favorite Republican Booze Heiress Meghan ‘Soylent Blonde’ McCain—the proud issue following Grandpa Walnuts getting his way during one of Cindypills missing weekends—has something to say about Aaron Schock (R-Lindsey Graham’s Closet): “The rise and fall of Congressman Aaron Schock … Continue reading

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Aaron Schock Hits Bottom, Is Out, Goes Down…

The Revenge of Dowtown Abbey! Fashion-forward Rep. Aaron Schock (R-Lindsey Graham’s Closet) has resigned so he can spend more time with his belt collection.

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Let’s Go Shopping With Aaron Schock!

Besides playing dress-up, fashion-forward Rep. Aaron Schock (R-Lindsey Graham’s Closet) likes to spend money on furniture and props: Schock’s spokesman did not return emails seeking comment or an explanation of the various expenditures, so it is not clear precisely what … Continue reading

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The Fabulous Trials and Tribulations of Aaron Schock

You guys, it’s happening again to fashion-forward Rep. Aaron Schock (R- Lindsey Graham’s Closet), another meanie newspaper is poking its nose where it doesn’t belong and found… Jonathon Link! Schock appears to have improperly accepted money from an outside group … Continue reading

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