Category Archives: The Closet of Lindsey Graham

CPAC Will Carry-On (boy howdy, will it ever!)

Posted on January 30, 2023 by tengrain

CPAC will go on, on schedule, despite the $9M+ Amero law suit filed against Schlapp for schlapping the junk of a male campaign aid. Allegedly. In just over one month, the Conservative Political Action Coalition is set to hold a … Continue reading →

Posted in CPAC, Sex fiends, The Closet of Lindsey Graham, Wingnuttia | 3 Comments

Schlapp-Back: Lawsuits filed

Posted on January 18, 2023 by tengrain

Mercedes Schlapp: “My husband Matt didn’t schlapp anyone’s private parts.” pic.twitter.com/1SzkJX0vNZ — Hoodlum 🇺🇸 (@NotHoodlum) January 17, 2023 Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie reports that the Herschel Walker campaign aid John Doe has filed a … Continue reading →

Posted in Sex fiends, The Closet of Lindsey Graham, Wingnuttia | 5 Comments

Wedding Bell Blues

Posted on September 12, 2022 by tengrain

Senate Democrats are trying to pass a bill that will allow people to marry people of their own sex. Currently same-sex marriage is legal nationwide, AND it is clear that theocrats on the SCOTUS want to take an ax to … Continue reading →

Posted in Homophobia, marriage equality, The Closet of Lindsey Graham | 6 Comments

The Quotable Senatorette Lindsey Graham

Posted on April 7, 2022 by tengrain

lmao pic.twitter.com/W2n6TIahQd — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 7, 2022 Oh, honey, all drones and no Queen.  

Posted in Senatorette Lindsey Graham, The Closet of Lindsey Graham | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on March 16, 2022 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Hell hath no fury like a Lindsey scorned: What happened: Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) caught lots of flack when he called for the assassination of Russian President Vladimir Putin by his own people, but he’s not backing … Continue reading →

Posted in Pooty-Poot Putin, The Closet of Lindsey Graham, Ukraine War, Useful Idiot | 1 Comment

Trump Desire Revealed: Senate Majority Leader Lindsey Graham

Posted on February 23, 2022 by tengrain

You read that right: Hair Füror —in his quest to install nothing but the best people— is wondering if Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham could be the Majority Leader: Since leaving office, former President Donald Trump has made no mystery of … Continue reading →

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Senatorette Lindsey Graham, The Closet of Lindsey Graham | 13 Comments

Meanwhile, in North* Carolina

Posted on April 13, 2021 by tengrain

Hey guys, remember this guy, former Gubnor Pat ‘Bathroom Bill’ McRory of South North Carolina (Motto: the seething hotbed of unbridled lust). He’s running for US Senate now, what with anti-trans legislation and subsequent boycotts are in the headlines, I guess … Continue reading →

Posted in Crazeee States, SC Seething Hotbed of Unbridled Lust, The Closet of Lindsey Graham, Transphobia, Your Kind Cannot Compete Here | 7 Comments

Lindsey: ‘The Boot-Licking Will Continue Until The King is Appeased’

Posted on March 2, 2021 by tengrain

Senatorette Lindsey Graham Lindsey Graham: I actually like President Trump. He has been very nice to me. He’s allowed me to be in his world… pic.twitter.com/YOiDWJeBtz — Acyn (@Acyn) March 2, 2021 That was cringe-worthy. I still maintain that on … Continue reading →

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Senatorette Lindsey Graham, The Closet of Lindsey Graham | 10 Comments

The Kompromat Must Be Pretty Amazing

Posted on January 22, 2021 by tengrain

Lindsey Graham is on Fox News trying to blame Nancy Pelosi for the Capitol riot pic.twitter.com/vlOyPhPUxp — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 21, 2021 You know, he could go to the FBI for help if he’s being blackmailed. “Is it irresponsible … Continue reading →

Posted in Senatorette Lindsey Graham, The Closet of Lindsey Graham | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on February 24, 2020 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Coach Dave wants to arrest Mayor Pete (and has a sobriquet for him that I will not repeat) for contributing to the delinquency of a minor. Let’s listen! Coach Dave screaming, “Who’s your … Continue reading →

Posted in Coach Dave, Electrocute-the-Gay-Kids Therapy, Homophobia, Pete Buttigieg, The Closet of Lindsey Graham, Theocrats | 4 Comments