Category Archives: The Closet of Lindsey Graham

‘Ah’m not one to gossip’ – Sen. Graham gossiped…

Senatorette Huckleberry Closetcase got pranked and dished about Comrade Stupid to some Russians: Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham has in the last year become something of a congressional point man for President Donald Trump’s negotiations with Turkey, leading discussions on everything … Continue reading

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Comrade Trump Begins Pride Month!

Happy Pride Month: “The Trump administration is rejecting requests from U.S. embassies to fly the rainbow pride flag on embassy flagpoles during June, LGBTQ Pride Month, three American diplomats told NBC News. “The U.S. embassies in Israel, Germany, Brazil and … Continue reading

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Sunday News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Abuse of Faith 20 years, 700 victims: Southern Baptist sexual abuse spreads as leaders resist reforms “It’s not just a recent problem: In all, since 1998, roughly 380 Southern Baptist church leaders and volunteers have faced allegations … Continue reading

Posted in children, Choice, Electrocute-the-Gay-Kids Therapy, Forced Birth, Homophobia, marriage equality, sexism, The Closet of Lindsey Graham, Theocrats, Transphobia, War on Women, We Don't Serve Your Kind, Your Kind Cannot Pee Here, Your Kind Cannot Serve Here | 9 Comments

Mother Pence, Artist

Just so you know, Mother Pence, when not adjusting the cilice on the Walking Termite Buffett, is going to be teaching art at a school that bans the ‘mos: “Karen Pence, wife of Vice President Mike Pence, started at a … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Hubba-hubba! Our favorite fired theocratic PE teacher, Coach Dave, explains to us why there ain’t no homo in a football locker room. It has sumpin’ to do with intimacy and getting each other’s backs and laying … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Noted Gender Studies Scholar Coach Dave explains human sexuality to us, as only he can: So you got that? Women become lesbians because they cannot find a hot hunk like him. Seems so simple now that … Continue reading

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All True Scotsman…

This rather amazing Tweet came through my Twitter timeline: This is how homophobia feels in 2018.#TimeForLove pic.twitter.com/dHfsvt94Nz — BBC The Social (@bbcthesocial) April 9, 2018 A gay Scot doing a poetry slam is pretty powerful. It makes me wonder what … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Yes, that is our old pal Kevin Swanson telling us that 150+ Gymnasts are to blame for being molested by their coach Larry Nassar, you know, because immodest outfits. Shorter Swanson: What’s a red-blooded guy to … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Linda Harvey, she of the folders of sexual anarchists (spank bank), and endless boycotts against the ‘mos and guardian of the sanctity of public restooms, has sumpin’ to ask her guest, leather-bar scholar … Continue reading

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Disclaimer Du Jour

Just in case you were wondering, fellas, Coach Dave is not a ‘mo: Methinks the coach doth protest too much.

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