Category Archives: The Closet of Lindsey Graham

Meanwhile, in North* Carolina

Hey guys, remember this guy, former Gubnor Pat ‘Bathroom Bill’ McRory of South North Carolina (Motto: the seething hotbed of unbridled lust). He’s running for US Senate now, what with anti-trans legislation and subsequent boycotts are in the headlines, I guess … Continue reading

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Lindsey: ‘The Boot-Licking Will Continue Until The King is Appeased’

Senatorette Lindsey Graham Lindsey Graham: I actually like President Trump. He has been very nice to me. He’s allowed me to be in his world… pic.twitter.com/YOiDWJeBtz — Acyn (@Acyn) March 2, 2021 That was cringe-worthy. I still maintain that on … Continue reading

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The Kompromat Must Be Pretty Amazing

Lindsey Graham is on Fox News trying to blame Nancy Pelosi for the Capitol riot pic.twitter.com/vlOyPhPUxp — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 21, 2021 You know, he could go to the FBI for help if he’s being blackmailed. “Is it irresponsible … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Coach Dave wants to arrest Mayor Pete (and has a sobriquet for him that I will not repeat) for contributing to the delinquency of a minor. Let’s listen! Coach Dave screaming, “Who’s your … Continue reading

Posted in Coach Dave, Electrocute-the-Gay-Kids Therapy, Homophobia, Pete Buttigieg, The Closet of Lindsey Graham, Theocrats | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs You guys, mark your calendars, it’s time for the annual Ex-Gays March! Founder Jeffrey McCall is excited that this upcoming FM will have Lou Engle as a partner. “We honor Lou Engle and all he has … Continue reading

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‘Ah’m not one to gossip’ – Sen. Graham gossiped…

Senatorette Huckleberry Closetcase got pranked and dished about Comrade Stupid to some Russians: Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham has in the last year become something of a congressional point man for President Donald Trump’s negotiations with Turkey, leading discussions on everything … Continue reading

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Comrade Trump Begins Pride Month!

Happy Pride Month: “The Trump administration is rejecting requests from U.S. embassies to fly the rainbow pride flag on embassy flagpoles during June, LGBTQ Pride Month, three American diplomats told NBC News. “The U.S. embassies in Israel, Germany, Brazil and … Continue reading

Posted in Gay Pride, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, The Closet of Lindsey Graham | 7 Comments

Sunday News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Abuse of Faith 20 years, 700 victims: Southern Baptist sexual abuse spreads as leaders resist reforms “It’s not just a recent problem: In all, since 1998, roughly 380 Southern Baptist church leaders and volunteers have faced allegations … Continue reading

Posted in children, Choice, Electrocute-the-Gay-Kids Therapy, Forced Birth, Homophobia, marriage equality, sexism, The Closet of Lindsey Graham, Theocrats, Transphobia, War on Women, We Don't Serve Your Kind, Your Kind Cannot Pee Here, Your Kind Cannot Serve Here | 9 Comments

Mother Pence, Artist

Just so you know, Mother Pence, when not adjusting the cilice on the Walking Termite Buffett, is going to be teaching art at a school that bans the ‘mos: “Karen Pence, wife of Vice President Mike Pence, started at a … Continue reading

Posted in Electrocute-the-Gay-Kids Therapy, Family Values, Homophobia, The Closet of Lindsey Graham, Transphobia, We Don't Serve Your Kind, Xristian Xraxies | 18 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Hubba-hubba! Our favorite fired theocratic PE teacher, Coach Dave, explains to us why there ain’t no homo in a football locker room. It has sumpin’ to do with intimacy and getting each other’s backs and laying … Continue reading

Posted in Coach Dave, Electrocute-the-Gay-Kids Therapy, Homophobia, The Closet of Lindsey Graham, Theocrats | 4 Comments