Category Archives: Thanksgiving

A New Event Horizon From Junior Mints

Junior Mints is an idiot: You’re welcome. Happy Thanksgiving. — Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) November 26, 2021  

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Fun for the whole family! The Thanksgiving Drinking Game!

It’s gonna happen, so you might as well enjoy it, amirite? If you are gonna have to sit through an awkward family dinner, might as well make it fun🤪 Here’s some games I made… hope ya enjoy!! #Thankful — … Continue reading

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Thanksgiving Story

[This is the annual reprise of a story I posted a few years ago; it remains a site favorite. I’ve been asked if this is a true story, you people doubt me? For shame!– TG] My father enlisted the four … Continue reading

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It wouldn’t be Thanksgiving without it

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A Suckers Bet

  If your Facebook Rage Uncle makes it to Thanksgiving, that is: Somewhere this Thursday, a guy is gonna brag over a dinner spread about how he got into the Capitol and never got caught, and his nieces and nephews … Continue reading

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Happy Thanksgiving From Lara Trump

Happy Thanksgiving from Mme. Twizler: “It all goes to fundamentally transforming this country, and the way you do that is you make sure that we have no commonality whatsoever, no traditions as Americans whatsoever. You start chipping away at that, … Continue reading

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Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner?

Axios’ morning email thingie has an alarming statistical take on Thanksgiving: Two-in-three Americans will celebrate this Thanksgiving with friends or family outside their immediate households, and about half of those say their gatherings could include unvaccinated people, according to the … Continue reading

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Thanksgiving Palate Cleanser

Happy thanksgiving, Scissorheads. Be kind to everyone. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)

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Today’s PSA

UPDATED: The CDC is now advising that no one travels for Thanksgiving Travel Travel may increase your chance of getting and spreading COVID-19. Postponing travel and staying home is the best way to protect yourself and others this year. If … Continue reading

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You First, Buddy

Charlie ‘gums’ Kirk, he of the small face and large head (he’s the stuff of every cannibal’s dream) is the founder of Hitler Youth, er, Turning Point USA: Every patriot should throw massive Thanksgiving celebrations. Make them fine and arrest … Continue reading

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