Category Archives: St. Valentine’s Day

Bad Signs, Cont.

Hey! Valentine’s Day was yesterday, bub.

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Bad Valentine’s Day Signs, Cont.

Welp. I don’t even have a car…

Posted in Bad Signs, St. Valentine's Day | 6 Comments

Happy St. Valentine’s Day!

¡GASP! It’s like they know us!

Posted in Great Signs, St. Valentine's Day | 5 Comments

Bad Ideas, Cont.

Imagine how thrilled she’ll be, gents, when you give her a discount self-help exorcism for Saint Valentine’s Day! She’ll love this more than the Jim Bakker end-times buckets of potato slop from last year!

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Bad Signs, Cont.

Cupid fainted. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Bruce388)

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This Exists (Happy St. Valentine’s Day)

Yes, you can send your love a, um, moon pie. Says the inventor, “I poured the stuff in me bum and it all run past me nuts into me face.” It’s not Hallmark, but if that’s not love, what is? … Continue reading

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This Exists (Also, Fashion Week AND Valentine’s Day)

Gents, for that black-tie affair. Literally. Yes, it’s a tuxedo for your tool! (And if any of you do this, I want audio of your date laughing hysterically.)

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