Category Archives: Independence Day

There Will Always Be A Britain, Part Infinity

We made a Fourth of July playlist… 🇬🇧💔🇺🇸 — British Embassy Washington (@UKinUSA) July 4, 2022 They are a very funny people.

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Happy Independence Day!

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie breathlessly tells us that T 1812 Overature is out! Out! OUT! — Cancel culture comes for a July Fourth staple that happens to be pro-Russian: “With its earsplitting rounds of … Continue reading

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Deep Thoughts From Rubio, Part Infinity

Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 73 and under the age of death, had sumpin’ patriotic to say: HAPPY #IndependenceDay America isn’t perfect…..but it’s better … Continue reading

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‘Oops,’ Said Faceberg

I wish they could bring John Denver back to life just so he could sue Mark Zuckerberg for this. — The Hoarse Whisperer (@TheRealHoarse) July 4, 2021 This was all over the Tweeter yesterday, I have no idea why … Continue reading

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Bad Signs, Holiday Weekend Edition

Don’t know why, but I suspect the fireworks happen once you return home.

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SD Wants Another Superspreader Event

South Dakota wants another superspreader event because: why the hell not? National Park Service rejects request for July 4 fireworks at Mount Rushmore The National Park Service (NPS) has denied a request from the state of South Dakota to hold … Continue reading

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About Yesterday…

Hair Füror tells America what he thinks of, well, Americans: “We are now in the process of defeating the radical left, the anarchists, the agitators, the looters, and the people who, in many instances, have absolutely no clue what they … Continue reading

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About Last Night…

(Is it too soon to use this graphic again?) Prznint Stupid gave a speech last night —maybe you heard about it— in which he condemned, Mao-like,  a “left-wing cultural revolution.” President Donald Trump on Friday issued a fiery condemnation of … Continue reading

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Hair Füror Wants Another Tax-Payer Funded Tribute To Himself During Pandemic

Presented without comment: Prznint Stupid plans to host an Independence Day celebration again this year, despite the pandemic.

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Hooray for the Red, White, and Eew!

.@realDonaldTrump would not like this picture of his shiny bald spot from his hamster cage at #TrumpParadeFail today. Please do not #retweet. — Angela Gyetvan (@notgyet13) July 5, 2019 That feeling when you’ve seen Trump’s hair from behind in … Continue reading

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