Category Archives: Independence Day

Deep Thoughts From Rubio, Part Infinity

Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 73 and under the age of death, had sumpin’ patriotic to say: HAPPY #IndependenceDay America isn’t perfect…..but it’s better … Continue reading

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‘Oops,’ Said Faceberg

I wish they could bring John Denver back to life just so he could sue Mark Zuckerberg for this. pic.twitter.com/SDAWsIByOh — The Hoarse Whisperer (@TheRealHoarse) July 4, 2021 This was all over the Tweeter yesterday, I have no idea why … Continue reading

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Bad Signs, Holiday Weekend Edition

Don’t know why, but I suspect the fireworks happen once you return home.

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SD Wants Another Superspreader Event

South Dakota wants another superspreader event because: why the hell not? National Park Service rejects request for July 4 fireworks at Mount Rushmore The National Park Service (NPS) has denied a request from the state of South Dakota to hold … Continue reading

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About Yesterday…

Hair Füror tells America what he thinks of, well, Americans: “We are now in the process of defeating the radical left, the anarchists, the agitators, the looters, and the people who, in many instances, have absolutely no clue what they … Continue reading

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About Last Night…

(Is it too soon to use this graphic again?) Prznint Stupid gave a speech last night —maybe you heard about it— in which he condemned, Mao-like,  a “left-wing cultural revolution.” President Donald Trump on Friday issued a fiery condemnation of … Continue reading

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Hair Füror Wants Another Tax-Payer Funded Tribute To Himself During Pandemic

Presented without comment: Prznint Stupid plans to host an Independence Day celebration again this year, despite the pandemic.

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Hooray for the Red, White, and Eew!

.@realDonaldTrump would not like this picture of his shiny bald spot from his hamster cage at #TrumpParadeFail today. Please do not #retweet. pic.twitter.com/fH04mxGprH — Angela Gyetvan (@notgyet13) July 5, 2019 That feeling when you’ve seen Trump’s hair from behind in … Continue reading

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Cornwallis’ Greatest Revolutionary War Hit

Hair Füror’s One-Fingered Salute To America Ramming the ramparts might be true in the War for Independence, but something tells me that Prznint Stupid made up the bit about airports. Wilbur and Orvill Wright would be born nearly a century … Continue reading

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Live, From Comrade Trump’s One-Finger Salute To America!

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