Category Archives: Independence Day

Hooray for the Red, White, and Eew!

Posted on July 5, 2019 by

.@realDonaldTrump would not like this picture of his shiny bald spot from his hamster cage at #TrumpParadeFail today. Please do not #retweet. pic.twitter.com/fH04mxGprH — Angela Gyetvan (@notgyet13) July 5, 2019 That feeling when you’ve seen Trump’s hair from behind in … Continue reading →

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Cornwallis’ Greatest Revolutionary War Hit

Posted on July 5, 2019 by

Hair Füror’s One-Fingered Salute To America Ramming the ramparts might be true in the War for Independence, but something tells me that Prznint Stupid made up the bit about airports. Wilbur and Orvill Wright would be born nearly a century … Continue reading →

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Live, From Comrade Trump’s One-Finger Salute To America!

Posted on July 4, 2019 by
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UPDATED: RSVP for Hair Füror’s One-Fingered Salute To America!

Posted on July 4, 2019 by

Here’s an instructive quote to lead this post: “‘They started this too late and everyone has plans already,’ said Dan Eberhart, a Republican donor and CEO of the drilling services company Canary, LLC. ‘Everyone will be there in spirit, but … Continue reading →

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How To Kick Hair Füror In The Oompa Loompas

Posted on July 4, 2019 by

As regular readers and good Scissorheads already know, Prznint Stupid sees the world in terms of ratings. The YUGER the ratings, the better, bigly! And what could be better for him than boffo box office? Stupid hisself says that he … Continue reading →

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Tanks 4 Nothing, Cadet Bonespurs

Posted on July 2, 2019 by

For the record, Sherman tanks have not been made since the 1950s. There are no new Sherman tanks. AP “At least two Army tanks have arrived in Washington ahead of a Fourth of July celebration that President Donald Trump says … Continue reading →

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Comrade Trump’s One-Fingered Salute to the USA: Hooray for The Red, White, and Screwed!

Posted on June 30, 2019 by

Grifters Gotta Grift Again, you really cannot make this up: Trump’s 4th of July ‘Salute to America’ event to include ticketed section for VIPs “Washington (CNN)President Donald Trump’s July Fourth celebration on the Lincoln Memorial in Washington, DC, will include … Continue reading →

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MPS Salutes Comrade Prznint Stupid!

Posted on July 4, 2018 by
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The Second Civil War Is Much Exaggerated (Happy Independence Day)

Posted on July 4, 2018 by

I hear that we are declaring a new Civil War today. Bring napkins and potato salad! Man the barbecues, people! Don’t flip the steak until you see the stripes of the char! BREAKING: Democrats Plan To Launch Civil War On … Continue reading →

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Don’t Let Preznint Stupid Take Away Patriotism From Us

Posted on July 4, 2017 by

I’ve been reading some very dark blog posts about our Independence Day in the age of Trump. The Muslim Ban is back, the Republicans are gonna take away healthcare from tens of millions of Americans, Kris (K?) Kobach is ginning … Continue reading →

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