Category Archives: Independence Day

MPS Salutes Comrade Prznint Stupid!

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The Second Civil War Is Much Exaggerated (Happy Independence Day)

I hear that we are declaring a new Civil War today. Bring napkins and potato salad! Man the barbecues, people! Don’t flip the steak until you see the stripes of the char! BREAKING: Democrats Plan To Launch Civil War On … Continue reading

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Don’t Let Preznint Stupid Take Away Patriotism From Us

I’ve been reading some very dark blog posts about our Independence Day in the age of Trump. The Muslim Ban is back, the Republicans are gonna take away healthcare from tens of millions of Americans, Kris (K?) Kobach is ginning … Continue reading

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And The Last Word Goes To…

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Patriotic Dyslexics of America Float! UAS! UAS! UAS! #UAS! pic.twitter.com/nwkCdIsL0A — Christopher Moore (@TheAuthorGuy) July 4, 2016

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The Rocket’s Red Glare…

…Bombs bursting in mid-air… Have a safe and sane Independence Day, Scissorheads!

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Patriotic Petunia And Pals Wins The Morning!

Winning the Morning! Petunia and Pals is worried that Lady Liberty is a dude in a dress and is gonna molest some lady in the restroom and therefore cannot pee here or sumpin’: And no, your eyes are not deceiving … Continue reading

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