Category Archives: Independence Day

About Yesterday…

Posted on July 5, 2020 by

Hair Füror tells America what he thinks of, well, Americans: “We are now in the process of defeating the radical left, the anarchists, the agitators, the looters, and the people who, in many instances, have absolutely no clue what they … Continue reading →

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About Last Night…

Posted on July 4, 2020 by

(Is it too soon to use this graphic again?) Prznint Stupid gave a speech last night —maybe you heard about it— in which he condemned, Mao-like,  a “left-wing cultural revolution.” President Donald Trump on Friday issued a fiery condemnation of … Continue reading →

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Hair Füror Wants Another Tax-Payer Funded Tribute To Himself During Pandemic

Posted on June 20, 2020 by

Presented without comment: Prznint Stupid plans to host an Independence Day celebration again this year, despite the pandemic.

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Hooray for the Red, White, and Eew!

Posted on July 5, 2019 by

.@realDonaldTrump would not like this picture of his shiny bald spot from his hamster cage at #TrumpParadeFail today. Please do not #retweet. pic.twitter.com/fH04mxGprH — Angela Gyetvan (@notgyet13) July 5, 2019 That feeling when you’ve seen Trump’s hair from behind in … Continue reading →

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Cornwallis’ Greatest Revolutionary War Hit

Posted on July 5, 2019 by

Hair Füror’s One-Fingered Salute To America Ramming the ramparts might be true in the War for Independence, but something tells me that Prznint Stupid made up the bit about airports. Wilbur and Orvill Wright would be born nearly a century … Continue reading →

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Live, From Comrade Trump’s One-Finger Salute To America!

Posted on July 4, 2019 by
Posted in Bad Holidays, Independence Day, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 5 Comments

UPDATED: RSVP for Hair Füror’s One-Fingered Salute To America!

Posted on July 4, 2019 by

Here’s an instructive quote to lead this post: “‘They started this too late and everyone has plans already,’ said Dan Eberhart, a Republican donor and CEO of the drilling services company Canary, LLC. ‘Everyone will be there in spirit, but … Continue reading →

Posted in Bad Holidays, holidays, Independence Day, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 9 Comments

How To Kick Hair Füror In The Oompa Loompas

Posted on July 4, 2019 by

As regular readers and good Scissorheads already know, Prznint Stupid sees the world in terms of ratings. The YUGER the ratings, the better, bigly! And what could be better for him than boffo box office? Stupid hisself says that he … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Bad Holidays, Independence Day, snark | 12 Comments

Tanks 4 Nothing, Cadet Bonespurs

Posted on July 2, 2019 by

For the record, Sherman tanks have not been made since the 1950s. There are no new Sherman tanks. AP “At least two Army tanks have arrived in Washington ahead of a Fourth of July celebration that President Donald Trump says … Continue reading →

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Comrade Trump’s One-Fingered Salute to the USA: Hooray for The Red, White, and Screwed!

Posted on June 30, 2019 by

Grifters Gotta Grift Again, you really cannot make this up: Trump’s 4th of July ‘Salute to America’ event to include ticketed section for VIPs “Washington (CNN)President Donald Trump’s July Fourth celebration on the Lincoln Memorial in Washington, DC, will include … Continue reading →

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