Category Archives: Christmas

Merry Whatevs

Scissorhead Purplehead sends us this cheery yule log and it seems appropriate for this dumpster-fire* year. MPS wishes you the best of times, Scissorheads. Please know that each of you is a special gift and you make the season bright … Continue reading

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Merry Christmas From The Worst Person Ever

Christmas Greetings from Lord Damp Nut: I saved at least 8 Republican Senators, including Mitch, from losing in the last Rigged (for President) Election. Now they (almost all) sit back and watch me fight against a crooked and vicious foe, … Continue reading

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Bad Design, Cont

Sweet Baby Jeebus with a boner pill! What were the designers thinking?

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Santa Is Coming To Town (Thanks Dr. Fauci!)

I love this: BREAKING: Dr. Fauci has vaccinated Santa Claus. Because… #2020. https://t.co/WLRWw56pjC — Gavin Newsom (@GavinNewsom) December 19, 2020 Do yourself a favor, and do NOT read the comments/replies. Kill joys, anti-vaxxers, and Red Hats are having a field … Continue reading

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Have Yerself a Merry 2020 Christmas

Shut it all down. This house wins the 2020 holidays…pic.twitter.com/DTC3VzBpBQ — Rex ChapmanšŸ‡šŸ¼ (@RexChapman) December 10, 2020 I cannot know for sure, but I suspect it must be Scissorhead Mountjoy’s doing.

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This Exists

Etsy has a treeful of 2020 Ornaments.

Posted in Bad Holidays, Christmas | 7 Comments

Need Some Holiday Cheer?

How come none of you mugs told me about this Oreo ad last year?

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Bad Signs, Cont.

That’s quite a Holiday Greeting.

Posted in Bad Signs, Christmas, Happy Holidays, holidays | 10 Comments

Midday Palate Cleanser

Literally a war on Christmas! Can Santa save Christmas Village?!

Posted in cats, Christmas, Palate Cleansers | 10 Comments

RSVP To The Department Of Whiny Bitches

So I guess the Whitey House is determined to super-spread some holiday cheer along with the Trump-Virus, but YOU ARE NOT INVITED!!1! Bet you’re sorry now, LOSERS!!1!!! Anyway, from the Villagers gossip pages at Politico’s email thingie (emphasis theirs): THERE … Continue reading

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