Category Archives: 12 Days of Mountjoy

This Exists

You’ve found a keeper if you can give her/him Star Trek jewelry for Christmas! Pro tip: don’t be wearing a red shirt when you give it, or you’ve gone Pon Farr… thank you, I’ll be here all week! Try the … Continue reading

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This Exists

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This Exists

(Hat tip: Scissorhead MDavis)

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This Doesn’t Exist (Thank Blog!)

You can click the pix to learn more about the project. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Moeman)

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This Doesn’t Exist (but it should)

This is probably the work of ‘Obvious Plant’ Project (h/t Scissorhead Moeman). That said, we tip our Hat Scissorhead Bruce388 for finding this patriotic gift for the 12 Days of Mountjoy.

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This Exists

Secret Scissorhead @NamelessCynic wants us all to know what death smells like: You can buy it here. Tuesdays are the worst.

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This Exists

‘This is not your father’s Big Mouth Billy Bass’ You guys, this $40 Billy Bass is Alexa-enabled, so not only will the damn fish talk to you, it will listen to you and order crap from Amazon. Who knew that … Continue reading

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This Exists

Decorate your tree with Holiday Vaginas! (Scissorhead Fran)

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On the 9th Day of Mountjoy…

…our Poet Laureate gave to me: Silence of the Lambs hoodies 8 Decks of Scandal Seven vibrating broomsticks Six-shooter shoes a-hoofing Five Golden Grifts Four Oozinators 3 Pregnant Barbies, Two moobs tattooed, and …A Mooselini bobblehead doll with an IQ … Continue reading

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On the Eighth Day of Mountjoy…

…our Poet Laureate gave to me: 8 Decks of Scandal Seven vibrating broomsticks Six-shooter shoes a-hoofing Five Golden Grifts Four Oozinators 3 Pregnant Barbies, Two moobs tattooed, and …A Mooselini bobblehead doll with an IQ above three.

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