Category Archives: holidays

Not April Fools

Catholic Devotees Were Nailed to Crosses for Good Friday in the Philippines (SAN PEDRO CUTUD, Philippines) — “Seven Filipino Roman Catholic devotees, including a woman, were nailed to wooden crosses in a Good Friday reenactment of Jesus Christ’s suffering that … Continue reading

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Midday Palate Cleanser

The sacred and arcane rituals began with the usual oils and ungents, and mystical chanting from the hidden monks in garb hideous and profane. The grim, nightmarish reality dawned on Fluffy… …Easter was coming.

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Midday Palate Cleanser

Now THAT is how to celebrate Pi Day!

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Happy Prznints Day, Comrade Trump: On this President’s Day, congratulations to James Buchanan on finally moving out of the bottom spot in the presidential rankings. — Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) February 19, 2018 “A … Continue reading

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Happy Prznint’s Day!

…if they were good at being snarky they would have used Rubles.

Posted in 4th Reich, holidays, Prznints Day, snark

Bad Signs, Cont.

Cupid fainted. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Bruce388)

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Happy Robbie Burns Nicht

January 25 is the poet Burns’ birthday, and the traditional dinner of haggis accompanied by bagpipes is the proper observation. Enthusiasts might recite this poem: …and others of us will have a scotch, neat, and call it even.

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The Morning Quote (Happy MLK Day!)

“No, no, I’m not a racist.  I am the least racist person you have ever interviewed, that I can tell you.” –our Stable Genius, Comrade Preznint Shithole

Posted in 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, MLK Day | 9 Comments

Peace on earth and goodwill to all men

I am reminded of what my mother used to say about Mothers Day: “And what about the other 364 days of the year, hmmm?” We are a cynical lot, but I think only because good spitballers want to make the … Continue reading

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Hope No One Finds This Under Their Tree

The special Holiday edition MAGA hat sells for $45 Ameros, while the usual MAGA hat sells for $25, because Hair Führer needs more cheddar in spite of his tax cuts. He’s got a lot of alimony to not pay bigly.

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