Category Archives: holidays

This Exists (Kinda?), Cont.

Posted on March 8, 2019 by

Well, the box exists, and you put whatever prank gift you want inside it. Click the image for details! Remember, St. Paddy’s day is coming up! (Hat tip Scissorhead Dennis Cole)

Posted in 12 Days of Mountjoy, holidays, St. Patrick's Day | 6 Comments

Bad Ideas, Cont.

Posted on February 14, 2019 by

Imagine how thrilled she’ll be, gents, when you give her a discount self-help exorcism for Saint Valentine’s Day! She’ll love this more than the Jim Bakker end-times buckets of potato slop from last year!

Posted in Bad Holidays, Bad VD, holidays, St. Valentine's Day | 8 Comments

Black History Month 2019 Kicks Off

Posted on February 2, 2019 by

A photo from VA Gov. Ralph Northam’s medical school yearbook shows him and another person in racist costumes — one wearing blackface and one a Ku Klux Klan robe and hood. It is not clear which person was Northram, but … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Black History Month, racism, The New Confederacy, White Punks on Dope | 7 Comments

Merry Christmas Everyone

Posted on December 25, 2018 by

[Ed. – There was a WordPress goof, this was supposed to be the first post of the day. We regret the error. — TG. PS, Keeping it on top, fresher (hahaha) posts below.] Regular readers know that I am not … Continue reading →

Posted in Christmas | 22 Comments

‘Yes Virginia, There Is A Marginal Santa Claus’

Posted on December 25, 2018 by

Somehow NORAD’s annual tracking of Santa Claus is not part of the government shut-down. One might guess that you don’t mess with parents whose kids are amped up on sugar and high with expectations of the piles of loot. But … Continue reading →

Posted in Christmas, holidays, War on Christmas | 9 Comments

Bad Design, Cont.

Posted on December 23, 2018 by

I hope that’s the same town that put up the festive X-Mas dicks! Must be quite a main street!

Posted in Bad Design, Christmas, Happy Holidays, holidays, War on Christmas | 9 Comments

Bad Signs, Cont.

Posted on December 22, 2018 by

IT’S TRUE!!1! That’s so worth 87₵! So how’s your package-wrapping coming?

Posted in Christmas, holidays, snark, War on Christmas | 5 Comments

Retail’s Super Saturday – Be Kind, Peeps!

Posted on December 22, 2018 by

Today is the second busiest retail day of the year, in the trade known as Super Saturday. The WaPo has a story up that I hope reminds us to be kind to store clerks: “We are the workers tasked with saving … Continue reading →

Posted in Happy Holidays, War on Christmas | 3 Comments

This Exists

Posted on December 21, 2018 by
Posted in 12 Days of Mountjoy, Happy Holidays, War on Christmas | 9 Comments

“Tonight, on CSI…”

Posted on December 21, 2018 by
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