Category Archives: holidays

Chag Sameach and Be Vigilant

Tonight is the first night of Chanukah and I can’t stop thinking about this picture taken in 1938. pic.twitter.com/zn2wv9E3Kh — Theo 🕎 טוביה ☭ 🏳️‍🌈 (@jewish_activist) November 28, 2021 I’m always amazed at the power of photography to capture great … Continue reading

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Bad Signs, Cont.

Le Tits Now sounds like a nightclub in old Pareeee.

Posted in 12 Days of Mountjoy, Christmas, Happy Holidays, holidays, snark | 6 Comments

Midday Palate Cleanser

Pro tip:     I know some of you are putting up your X-Mas trees this weekend.

Posted in cats, Christmas, Palate Cleansers, War on Christmas | 5 Comments

A New Event Horizon From Junior Mints

Junior Mints is an idiot: You’re welcome. Happy Thanksgiving. pic.twitter.com/mTO5sfHu5J — Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) November 26, 2021  

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Fun for the whole family! The Thanksgiving Drinking Game!

It’s gonna happen, so you might as well enjoy it, amirite? If you are gonna have to sit through an awkward family dinner, might as well make it fun🤪 Here’s some games I made… hope ya enjoy!! #Thankful pic.twitter.com/eKEl9GfJh6 — … Continue reading

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Thanksgiving Story

[This is the annual reprise of a story I posted a few years ago; it remains a site favorite. I’ve been asked if this is a true story, you people doubt me? For shame!– TG] My father enlisted the four … Continue reading

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It wouldn’t be Thanksgiving without it

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A Suckers Bet

  If your Facebook Rage Uncle makes it to Thanksgiving, that is: Somewhere this Thursday, a guy is gonna brag over a dinner spread about how he got into the Capitol and never got caught, and his nieces and nephews … Continue reading

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Happy Thanksgiving From Lara Trump

Happy Thanksgiving from Mme. Twizler: “It all goes to fundamentally transforming this country, and the way you do that is you make sure that we have no commonality whatsoever, no traditions as Americans whatsoever. You start chipping away at that, … Continue reading

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Bad Signs, Cont.

Maybe pumpkin spice isn’t so bad, after all.

Posted in Bad Signs, holidays, Pumpkin Spice Season | 3 Comments