Category Archives: holidays

Not April Fools

Posted on April 1, 2018 by

Catholic Devotees Were Nailed to Crosses for Good Friday in the Philippines (SAN PEDRO CUTUD, Philippines) — “Seven Filipino Roman Catholic devotees, including a woman, were nailed to wooden crosses in a Good Friday reenactment of Jesus Christ’s suffering that … Continue reading →

Posted in Easter | 8 Comments

Midday Palate Cleanser

Posted on March 31, 2018 by

The sacred and arcane rituals began with the usual oils and ungents, and mystical chanting from the hidden monks in garb hideous and profane. The grim, nightmarish reality dawned on Fluffy… …Easter was coming.

Posted in Easter | 3 Comments

Midday Palate Cleanser

Posted on March 14, 2018 by

Now THAT is how to celebrate Pi Day!

Posted in dogs, holidays, Palate Cleansers | 2 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on February 19, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Happy Prznints Day, Comrade Trump: On this President’s Day, congratulations to James Buchanan on finally moving out of the bottom spot in the presidential rankings. https://t.co/p8slBKFMbe pic.twitter.com/wh9kwMyMsj — Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) February 19, 2018 “A … Continue reading →

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Prznints Day | 3 Comments

Happy Prznint’s Day!

Posted on February 19, 2018 by

…if they were good at being snarky they would have used Rubles.

Posted in 4th Reich, holidays, Prznints Day, snark

Bad Signs, Cont.

Posted on February 13, 2018 by

Cupid fainted. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Bruce388)

Posted in Bad Signs, Bad VD, St. Valentine's Day | 5 Comments

Happy Robbie Burns Nicht

Posted on January 25, 2018 by

January 25 is the poet Burns’ birthday, and the traditional dinner of haggis accompanied by bagpipes is the proper observation. Enthusiasts might recite this poem: …and others of us will have a scotch, neat, and call it even.

Posted in holidays | 5 Comments

The Morning Quote (Happy MLK Day!)

Posted on January 15, 2018 by

“No, no, I’m not a racist.  I am the least racist person you have ever interviewed, that I can tell you.” –our Stable Genius, Comrade Preznint Shithole

Posted in 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, MLK Day | 9 Comments

Peace on earth and goodwill to all men

Posted on December 25, 2017 by

I am reminded of what my mother used to say about Mothers Day: “And what about the other 364 days of the year, hmmm?” We are a cynical lot, but I think only because good spitballers want to make the … Continue reading →

Posted in Christmas, snark | 19 Comments

Hope No One Finds This Under Their Tree

Posted on December 25, 2017 by

The special Holiday edition MAGA hat sells for $45 Ameros, while the usual MAGA hat sells for $25, because Hair Führer needs more cheddar in spite of his tax cuts. He’s got a lot of alimony to not pay bigly.

Posted in Christmas, War on Christmas | 3 Comments