Category Archives: holidays
“No, no, I’m not a racist. I am the least racist person you have ever interviewed, that I can tell you.” –our Stable Genius, Comrade Preznint Shithole
I am reminded of what my mother used to say about Mothers Day: “And what about the other 364 days of the year, hmmm?” We are a cynical lot, but I think only because good spitballers want to make the … Continue reading
The special Holiday edition MAGA hat sells for $45 Ameros, while the usual MAGA hat sells for $25, because Hair Führer needs more cheddar in spite of his tax cuts. He’s got a lot of alimony to not pay bigly.
So that’s how Santa deals with the sleigh ride on the long winter’s night. It’s the smile that gets me. Merry X-Mas, Scissorheads. Our war on Christmas concludes. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Infidel 753, who’s Sunday Link Round-up is a goddam … Continue reading
This oughta wrap-up the gifts for the kiddos! Unrelated: anyone know of a good child psychologist?
OK, I admit that I enjoyed watching my big brother’s reaction to this movie, he’s exactly the right boomer age and wanted a bb gun (I’m told) as much as the kid in A Christmas Story. I might have to … Continue reading
Yes, now you CAN give your spoiled brats charcoal in their stockings and make them eat it, too! Tastes like charcoal (and cinnamon), and bitter, bitter tears.
“Contact your doctor if your panda has an erection that lasts longer than four hours…” To hell with the doctor, I’m calling everyone I know. (Hat tip: @olymagster on the electronic twitter machine)
A) I don’t think that this is really what your girlfriend meant and 2) her cat looks like it wants to kill you. (Take a bow in the comments, whoever sent this…)
(Hat tip: Well, that’s embarrassing. I lost my note about who to tip, so take a bow in the comments!)