Category Archives: holidays

Merry Christmas Everyone

[Ed. – There was a WordPress goof, this was supposed to be the first post of the day. We regret the error. — TG. PS, Keeping it on top, fresher (hahaha) posts below.] Regular readers know that I am not … Continue reading

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‘Yes Virginia, There Is A Marginal Santa Claus’

Somehow NORAD’s annual tracking of Santa Claus is not part of the government shut-down. One might guess that you don’t mess with parents whose kids are amped up on sugar and high with expectations of the piles of loot. But … Continue reading

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Bad Design, Cont.

I hope that’s the same town that put up the festive X-Mas dicks! Must be quite a main street!

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Bad Signs, Cont.

IT’S TRUE!!1! That’s so worth 87₵! So how’s your package-wrapping coming?

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Retail’s Super Saturday – Be Kind, Peeps!

Today is the second busiest retail day of the year, in the trade known as Super Saturday. The WaPo has a story up that I hope reminds us to be kind to store clerks: “We are the workers tasked with saving … Continue reading

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This Exists

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“Tonight, on CSI…”

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Bad Design, Cont.

Oh, dear.

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Elf on the Shelf Update

Scissorhead Skinny-D wants us to know that the Elf-on-the-Shelf has a side-hustle going on during his breaks.

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This Exists

Yes, you too can give the gift of Nicholas Cage dreams to that special someone on your list. Imagine the thrill of waking up next to that… buh-bye snooze button, hello to being at work early! Click the image for … Continue reading

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