Category Archives: holidays

Black History Month 2020

This photo has such amazing lighting and composition. It's like "The Last Supper" — only this time with the Antichrist. pic.twitter.com/TerTsTuIyG — Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) February 28, 2020 That is a white dude who is gonna check his wallet … Continue reading

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Black History Month At The White House

Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, stands with mouth agape (Tiger Beat): THE PRESIDENT’S THURSDAY — Trump and first lady Melania Trump will participate in an African American History Month reception in the East Room at 6 p.m. No word on … Continue reading

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We Love It When A Plan Comes Together

You want some good news? We got good news: Virginia will eliminate a state holiday honoring Robert E. Lee and Stonewall Jackson. It’ll make Election Day a day off instead This week, the Virginia House voted to strike Lee-Jackson Day … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink (MLK Day Edition)

Happy Hour News Briefs Kellyanne Conway Claims Martin Luther King Would Be Against Trump Impeachment …and that’s when I closed the tab.

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MLK Jr. Day

A recent Washington Post-Ipsos poll found that nearly two-thirds of African Americans believe it is a bad time to be a black person in the United States. I would like to know when it was a good time to be a … Continue reading

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Me, Tonight, Probably

My mad sommelier skills are the stuff of legends.

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Happy Whatevs!

I hope everyone is warm and full of… love.

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Where in the World Is Santa

The NORAD Santa Tracker is up and running, and if you have carpet crawlers in your house, they might want to see this (it’s actually pretty cute). A new feature (or new to me anyway) is a “present tracker” letting … Continue reading

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Bad Santa, Cont.

Ho-Ho-Ho (and a bottle of rum).

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Happy Holidays To The ACLU!

Around this time every year, our office gets flooded with holiday cards. Some wish us season's greetings and others… well, not so much. Here's one of our favorite office holiday traditions. pic.twitter.com/EnilQnIlLA — ACLU (@ACLU) December 10, 2019 If there … Continue reading

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