Category Archives: holidays

Deep Thoughts From Rubio, Part Infinity

Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 73 and under the age of death, had sumpin’ patriotic to say: HAPPY #IndependenceDay America isn’t perfect…..but it’s better … Continue reading

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‘Oops,’ Said Faceberg

I wish they could bring John Denver back to life just so he could sue Mark Zuckerberg for this. pic.twitter.com/SDAWsIByOh — The Hoarse Whisperer (@TheRealHoarse) July 4, 2021 This was all over the Tweeter yesterday, I have no idea why … Continue reading

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Bad Signs, Holiday Weekend Edition

Don’t know why, but I suspect the fireworks happen once you return home.

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Family Values, cont.

Lord Damp Nut celebrated Fathers Day as only he can: “Happy Father’s Day to all, including the Radical Left, RINOs, and other Losers of the world. Hopefully, eventually, everyone will come together!”

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Happy Juneteenth, RoJo

As is the tradition, Sen. RoJo meets his constituents to glom onto glory after opposing of the Federal recognition of Juneteenth… and they are just not having it: Johnson had stood in opposition to making Juneteenth a federal holiday in the … Continue reading

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(UPDATED) Juneteenth Is Official

Gonna guess Possum Hollar ain’t down with it: Congress on Wednesday voted overwhelmingly to establish Juneteenth as a federal holiday, elevating the day marking the end of slavery in Texas to a national commemoration of emancipation amid a larger reckoning … Continue reading

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Memorial Day

[Ed – This is a reprise from 2015, but I like it and it’s my blog… Fresh(er) posts below, you know, if any. -TG] On the very far north edge of my neighborhood (Capitol Hill in Seattle), on the other … Continue reading

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Is This The Tweet…

…that launched a thousand shits? Enjoy the long weekend. pic.twitter.com/ilGOrod4AW — Vice President Kamala Harris (@VP) May 29, 2021 And boom! 'DISGUSTING' DISRESPECT: Vice President Kamala Harris ignites outrage over 'misfire' Memorial Day tweet https://t.co/J8VMtU2OCM — Fox News (@FoxNews) May … Continue reading

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From the Gift Shop For Fathers Day

Seriously, I don't recognize this religion. — Mike Lewis (@mfjlewis) May 28, 2021 Buy-up, or the Prince of Peace will cap your ass.  

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Midday Palate Cleanser

I've watched this 15 times already. https://t.co/CYUa0vLCxJ — Joseph Hernandez (@joeybear85) November 13, 2020 “Here’s the plan: we distract the hoomins with colored eggs and all day we feast like kings. On three…” Bonus track: Please get this to 3 … Continue reading

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