Category Archives: holidays

MPS Salutes Comrade Prznint Stupid!

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The Second Civil War Is Much Exaggerated (Happy Independence Day)

I hear that we are declaring a new Civil War today. Bring napkins and potato salad! Man the barbecues, people! Don’t flip the steak until you see the stripes of the char! BREAKING: Democrats Plan To Launch Civil War On … Continue reading

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Happy Fathers Day

We didn’t celebrate Hallmark Holidays growing up, as my mother famously asked us, “But what about the other 364 days of the year?” And frankly, Dad had enough ugly neckties already. It was his passion. And so I have little … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Sweet Jeebus, Comrade Stupid really is praising himself on Memorial Day: Happy Memorial Day! Those who died for our great country would be very happy and proud at how well our country is doing today. Best … Continue reading

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Memorial Day 2018

[Ed – This is an updated post originally from 2015, but I like it and it’s my blog… -TG] On the very far north edge of my neighborhood (Capitol Hill in Seattle), on the other side of Volunteer Park, there … Continue reading

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Not April Fools

Catholic Devotees Were Nailed to Crosses for Good Friday in the Philippines (SAN PEDRO CUTUD, Philippines) — “Seven Filipino Roman Catholic devotees, including a woman, were nailed to wooden crosses in a Good Friday reenactment of Jesus Christ’s suffering that … Continue reading

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Midday Palate Cleanser

The sacred and arcane rituals began with the usual oils and ungents, and mystical chanting from the hidden monks in garb hideous and profane. The grim, nightmarish reality dawned on Fluffy… …Easter was coming.

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Midday Palate Cleanser

Now THAT is how to celebrate Pi Day!

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Happy Prznints Day, Comrade Trump: On this President’s Day, congratulations to James Buchanan on finally moving out of the bottom spot in the presidential rankings. https://t.co/p8slBKFMbe pic.twitter.com/wh9kwMyMsj — Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) February 19, 2018 “A … Continue reading

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Happy Prznint’s Day!

…if they were good at being snarky they would have used Rubles.

Posted in 4th Reich, holidays, Prznints Day, snark