Category Archives: holidays

MLK Day

My Fediverse Friend @JenWojcik@mastodon.social yesterday said, If you are white and have an MLK quote queued up for tomorrow: Delete that shit and: Go make a donation to a Black justice organization, or patronize a Black owned business, or read … Continue reading

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Happy New Year From MPS

When the Thunderbolt Greaselapper first belched out a post in 2006, who knew that 16 G-D years later we would still be here, shouting into the void and taking deadly aim with our spitballs? I thank you from the tip … Continue reading

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Bad Signs, Cont.

Oh dear.

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(Un)Deck the Halls

Think of it as a Christmas triptych. Our merry month of MAYHEM is winding down, and so thanks to all of the Scisshorheads for doing yeoman’s work in finding these, uh, inspirational and heartwarming holidays of HORROR for our annual … Continue reading

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(Un)Deck The Halls, Cont.

Yeah, it’s old, but it is still one of my favorites.

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(Un)Deck the Halls with Balls Of Harvey

And Harvey doesn’t look to keen about it, tbh.

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Happy Boxing Day From MPS

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Away in the Manger – Merry Christmas From MPS!

I have a special fondness for the Creche (and related tableaux) format, so here’s a round-up of all the ones we received this year in our heartwarming holiday of HORROR, and I gotta hand it to the Scissorheads: y’all know … Continue reading

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Here Comes Santa Claus – Totes Happs Hols From MPS

The Callista Gingrich Ornament (ALLEGED) is NOT available at Hallmark stores (I’m told). Here at MPS World HQ, we’re (lap)dancing like, uh, ol’ Sugarplum here! Anyway, we have a special cornucopia of merry MAYHEM lined up for tomorrow, so don’t … Continue reading

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Baby It’s Cold Outside – Season’s Greetings From MPS!

But, it must not be THAT cold out! Santa is still glad to see you! Our heartwarming holidays of HORROR are winding down, but there is still time to enter your perfidious pixels of DOOM to tengrain AT mockpaperscissors DOT … Continue reading

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