Category Archives: Happy Birthday
To celebrate, Jordan plans to not watch the candles get blown, and deny it afterwards.
Justice Coathangers was conceived 49 years-and-9-months ago, as we all know that’s how she measures it.
Genocide enthusiast and King of the Contras is 73 years old today.
Racist/Misogynist/Homophobe talentless l’enfant terrible is 37-years old today, and sooner or later Ben will grow up to be a real boy. But not today.
Guys, Jar-Jar turns 40 today! For his birthday, he’s getting a tie, some socks, and maybe a pardon!
Junior is 43 today. What is that in coke spoons?
The good doctor is 80 years old today! Have a second slice of cake!
Seditionist Ayatollah Ted is 50-years old today, OR IS HE?! Debate him you cowards!
Worst. Bond. Villain. Ever. and living typo, Steve Mnuchin is 58 today. We don’t know what his plans include, but taking his villainess wife, Craven Moorehead, to Ft. Knox for a little plundering is not out of the question, we … Continue reading
Elsa, She-Wolf of the SS, er, Ann is 59 today.