Category Archives: Happy Birthday
Our hero turns 80 today. Amazing.
Willard is 73 years old today; his hair helmet is 45.
Trump Victory Finance Committee national chairwoman, Trump campaign senior adviser, and Junior Mints’ emotional support cougar, Kimberly Guilfoyle is X number of years old today. Politico doesn’t report her age, and the cougar ain’t saying it. Which brings to mind … Continue reading
We threw @RepJohnLewis a surprise 80th birthday party 🎉 Here's to many more years of getting into #GoodTrouble. pic.twitter.com/eTKBuyqGmq — Mark Takano (@RepMarkTakano) March 3, 2020 Thanks, I needed that.
Hewitt is 64 today, old enough to know better.
Brett Kavanaugh is 55 today, old enough to know better, young enough to not care. If I were a woman, I wouldn’t go to his birthday party, tho.
By Source, Fair use, Link The famous illustrator is 90 today. If you opened just about any publication of importance over the course of the last half of the last century up to today, you probably have seen his work. … Continue reading
The 4th Reich gave Michelle Obama a birfday present: The U.S. Department of Agriculture has taken another whack at former first lady Michelle Obama’s signature achievement: Establishing stricter nutritional standards for school breakfasts and lunches. And on her birthday. On … Continue reading
The boy prince of New Jersey, Slum lord Jar-Jar is 39 today, and he plans to celebrate it by screwing over some rent-controlled tenants (cutting off water, perhaps, or shutting off the heat?), and flying somewhere on our dime for … Continue reading
Bacardi Lifetime Achievement Winner Peggington Noonington (of the Brooklynshire Nooningtons) is 690 years old in Mai Tais, which [checks notes] is 69 in human years.