Category Archives: Happy Birthday
Bacardi Lifetime Achievement Winner Peggy Noonan is —well a lady never reveals her age and a gentleman never inquires. I’d say drinks are on the house, but Peggy’s a little unsteady to climb up there so early in the day.
We don’t want to know who, er, what he’s serving at his party.
We voted to buy you birthday cake, but the motion was filibustered.
Dubya is 75 today; I was hoping he would be celebrating with Rummy. Oh well, next year.
She’s beyond comparison.
Yesterday, Junior Mints wished his Dad a happy birthday… Happy Birthday President Trump #HappyBirthday pic.twitter.com/tcwf9rWc6A — Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) June 14, 2021 …on Twitter, where his Pa is banned for life.
We don’t know Pence’s age, but I suppose we could count the rings. (We were gonna make a joke someone that wooden being near that much fire, but it seemed ageist.)
We’re not saying that our favorite Nazi is old, but if he lights his birthday cake candles, it looks like the Reichstag Fire.
To you and me, the internet power-user, would-be destroyer of democracies, and boy billionaire is 37, but in hexadecimal he is 25 today.
Mel is celebrating her 45 birthday for the 6th time!