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The Bar Shooter Knew The Game

WSJ tells us…  “A Facebook post published to his account around the time of the attack said, ‘I hope people call me insane… (laughing emojis).. wouldn’t that just be a big ball of irony? Yeah.. I’m insane, but the only … Continue reading

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The Second Amendment Is Killing Us

The LATimes: Ventura County Sheriff’s Sgt. Ron Helus was on the phone with his wife when reports of a shooting at the Borderline Bar & Grill came in. “I gotta go handle a call,” Helus said before hanging up. “I … Continue reading

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The Spy Who Loved Pee*

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac   Tiger Beat on the Potomac tells us… A federal grand jury indicted Mariia Butina on Tuesday on charges of conspiracy and acting as a foreign agent, adding a new charge against the Russian national, who was arrested over the … Continue reading

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NRA Shoots Self in Foot

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac The Justice Dept. is investigating Russian banker Alexander Torshin who was probably laundering Russian money through the National Rifle Association to help Comrade Prznint in the 2016 Goat Rodeo: It is a crime, potentially punishable with prison time, to donate … Continue reading

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Gun Fetishers Weep

Hey guys, remember how finally a Good Guy With A Gun stopped a mass shooting in Maryland last week? You know, when 17-year-old Austin Wyatt Rollins opened fire on classmates at Great Mills High School, and was introduced to his … Continue reading

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The Afternoon Quote

“They act, quite frankly, in some cases as a terrorist organization. You want to make safer guns? We will boycott your company. That’s who they are. That’s what they do. The NRA today is a far cry from the NRA that in … Continue reading

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Somewhere, Wayne LaPierre is Screaming

I loved the passage where Dick’s Sporting Goods CEO Edward Stack said that they did everything by the book and yet somehow this still happened. And that is exactly the point. This is a watershed moment, the biggest of the … Continue reading

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$20, Same As In Town

Here’s what the NRA paid for all those thoughts and prayers: Senate: Marco Rubio (R-FL) – $9,900 Mitch McConnell (R-KY) – $9,900 Rob Portman (R-OH) – $9,900 Joni Ernst (R-IA) – $9,900 Thom Tillis (R-NC) – $9,900 Dean Heller (R-NV) … Continue reading

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Vote Out The NRA (UPDATED)

What’s so eff’ing frustrating is that we know on average there is a gun massacre twice a week in this country. Before the short month of february is over, there will be two more, and probably more than that. Our … Continue reading

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Bad Ads, Cont.

This is how the NRA gets ’em young: Every boy wants a Big Dick. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Bruce388)

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