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Narcissist Offers Comfort To Gun Lobby, Swamp Undrained

Prznint Stupid was worried that the NRA’s precious fee-fees might get hurt: “President Donald Trump on Friday said he has been speaking with the National Rifle Association to ensure that the gun lobby’s “very strong views” are considered as congressional … Continue reading

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Screw Your Thoughts and Prayers

Less than 13 hours after a mass shooting during a back-to-school sale in Walmart left 20 dead in El Paso, 9 people were killed overnight in Dayton, Ohio, in a second mass shooting. Evidence suggests that the El Paso shooter … Continue reading

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Thoughts & Prayers, NRATV

NRATV was so young. Sniff. Dana Loesch now is unemployed, and frankly, who would hire her?

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Local Pantomime Artist Causes International Stir

When I read that Hair Füror was going to be addressing a noted terrorist organization (the NRA), I sort of suspected he was going to go off half-cocked (see what I did there?) and shoot himself in the foot (OK, … Continue reading

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The Bar Shooter Knew The Game

WSJ tells us…  “A Facebook post published to his account around the time of the attack said, ‘I hope people call me insane… (laughing emojis).. wouldn’t that just be a big ball of irony? Yeah.. I’m insane, but the only … Continue reading

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The Second Amendment Is Killing Us

The LATimes: Ventura County Sheriff’s Sgt. Ron Helus was on the phone with his wife when reports of a shooting at the Borderline Bar & Grill came in. “I gotta go handle a call,” Helus said before hanging up. “I … Continue reading

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The Spy Who Loved Pee*

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac   Tiger Beat on the Potomac tells us… A federal grand jury indicted Mariia Butina on Tuesday on charges of conspiracy and acting as a foreign agent, adding a new charge against the Russian national, who was arrested over the … Continue reading

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NRA Shoots Self in Foot

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac The Justice Dept. is investigating Russian banker Alexander Torshin who was probably laundering Russian money through the National Rifle Association to help Comrade Prznint in the 2016 Goat Rodeo: It is a crime, potentially punishable with prison time, to donate … Continue reading

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Gun Fetishers Weep

Hey guys, remember how finally a Good Guy With A Gun stopped a mass shooting in Maryland last week? You know, when 17-year-old Austin Wyatt Rollins opened fire on classmates at Great Mills High School, and was introduced to his … Continue reading

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The Afternoon Quote

“They act, quite frankly, in some cases as a terrorist organization. You want to make safer guns? We will boycott your company. That’s who they are. That’s what they do. The NRA today is a far cry from the NRA that in … Continue reading

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