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NRA Shoots Self in Foot

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac The Justice Dept. is investigating Russian banker Alexander Torshin who was probably laundering Russian money through the National Rifle Association to help Comrade Prznint in the 2016 Goat Rodeo: It is a crime, potentially punishable with prison time, to donate … Continue reading

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Gun Fetishers Weep

Hey guys, remember how finally a Good Guy With A Gun stopped a mass shooting in Maryland last week? You know, when 17-year-old Austin Wyatt Rollins opened fire on classmates at Great Mills High School, and was introduced to his … Continue reading

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The Afternoon Quote

“They act, quite frankly, in some cases as a terrorist organization. You want to make safer guns? We will boycott your company. That’s who they are. That’s what they do. The NRA today is a far cry from the NRA that in … Continue reading

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Somewhere, Wayne LaPierre is Screaming

I loved the passage where Dick’s Sporting Goods CEO Edward Stack said that they did everything by the book and yet somehow this still happened. And that is exactly the point. This is a watershed moment, the biggest of the … Continue reading

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$20, Same As In Town

Here’s what the NRA paid for all those thoughts and prayers: Senate: Marco Rubio (R-FL) – $9,900 Mitch McConnell (R-KY) – $9,900 Rob Portman (R-OH) – $9,900 Joni Ernst (R-IA) – $9,900 Thom Tillis (R-NC) – $9,900 Dean Heller (R-NV) … Continue reading

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Vote Out The NRA (UPDATED)

What’s so eff’ing frustrating is that we know on average there is a gun massacre twice a week in this country. Before the short month of february is over, there will be two more, and probably more than that. Our … Continue reading

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Bad Ads, Cont.

This is how the NRA gets ’em young: Every boy wants a Big Dick. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Bruce388)

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Thoughts & Prayers and not much else

Can we pry the gun out of Charleton Heston’s cold, dead hand yet? Still too soon? Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) has put together a handy cut-out-and-keep guide to how much NRA Blood Money every member of Congress gets. … Continue reading

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Today in Useless Gestures and Hollow Rhetoric

Thoughts and Prayers Bullshit, Redux The Senate has finally passed something this year: Senators approved a resolution on Monday evening honoring the victims of a mass shooting in Las Vegas earlier this month. The Senate passed the resolution, from Sens. Dean Heller … Continue reading

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