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Eiron, The Goddess of Irony, Toots Again!

TRUMP’S MONDAY — The president will deliver remarks to governors at the White House at 11 a.m. He will have lunch with Secretary of State Mike Pompeo at 12:30 p.m. in the private dining room. Trump will greet the Parkland … Continue reading

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Blessed Are The Heat-Packers

Sweet Jeebus, this happened in Texas: A gunman killed two people during a Sunday morning service at a church in White Settlement before members of the congregation fatally shot him, authorities say. Police in White Settlement, about eight miles west … Continue reading

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Guns Over People Party

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) tells us: “Following Saturday’s shootings in West Texas, President Donald Trump on Sunday remained firm that his “administration is committed to working with Congress to stop the menace of mass attacks” but did … Continue reading

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Stable Genius Still Not Stable, Nor Genius: Guns Edition

Our Stable Genius has said that he was serious about bucking the Gundamentalists and Ammosexuals in the New Confederacy and pushing Congress to create a new background-check system for gun purchases: “Republicans and Democrats must come together and get strong … Continue reading

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Narcissist Offers Comfort To Gun Lobby, Swamp Undrained

Prznint Stupid was worried that the NRA’s precious fee-fees might get hurt: “President Donald Trump on Friday said he has been speaking with the National Rifle Association to ensure that the gun lobby’s “very strong views” are considered as congressional … Continue reading

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Screw Your Thoughts and Prayers

Less than 13 hours after a mass shooting during a back-to-school sale in Walmart left 20 dead in El Paso, 9 people were killed overnight in Dayton, Ohio, in a second mass shooting. Evidence suggests that the El Paso shooter … Continue reading

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Thoughts & Prayers, NRATV

NRATV was so young. Sniff. Dana Loesch now is unemployed, and frankly, who would hire her?

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Local Pantomime Artist Causes International Stir

When I read that Hair Füror was going to be addressing a noted terrorist organization (the NRA), I sort of suspected he was going to go off half-cocked (see what I did there?) and shoot himself in the foot (OK, … Continue reading

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The Bar Shooter Knew The Game

WSJ tells us…  “A Facebook post published to his account around the time of the attack said, ‘I hope people call me insane… (laughing emojis).. wouldn’t that just be a big ball of irony? Yeah.. I’m insane, but the only … Continue reading

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The Second Amendment Is Killing Us

The LATimes: Ventura County Sheriff’s Sgt. Ron Helus was on the phone with his wife when reports of a shooting at the Borderline Bar & Grill came in. “I gotta go handle a call,” Helus said before hanging up. “I … Continue reading

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