Category Archives: wayne lapierre

The Spy Who Loved Pee*

Posted on July 18, 2018 by

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac   Tiger Beat on the Potomac tells us… A federal grand jury indicted Mariia Butina on Tuesday on charges of conspiracy and acting as a foreign agent, adding a new charge against the Russian national, who was arrested over the … Continue reading →

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NRA Shoots Self in Foot

Posted on June 12, 2018 by

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac The Justice Dept. is investigating Russian banker Alexander Torshin who was probably laundering Russian money through the National Rifle Association to help Comrade Prznint in the 2016 Goat Rodeo: It is a crime, potentially punishable with prison time, to donate … Continue reading →

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Gun Fetishers Weep

Posted on March 27, 2018 by

Hey guys, remember how finally a Good Guy With A Gun stopped a mass shooting in Maryland last week? You know, when 17-year-old Austin Wyatt Rollins opened fire on classmates at Great Mills High School, and was introduced to his … Continue reading →

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The Afternoon Quote

Posted on March 7, 2018 by

“They act, quite frankly, in some cases as a terrorist organization. You want to make safer guns? We will boycott your company. That’s who they are. That’s what they do. The NRA today is a far cry from the NRA that in … Continue reading →

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Somewhere, Wayne LaPierre is Screaming

Posted on February 28, 2018 by

I loved the passage where Dick’s Sporting Goods CEO Edward Stack said that they did everything by the book and yet somehow this still happened. And that is exactly the point. This is a watershed moment, the biggest of the … Continue reading →

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$20, Same As In Town

Posted on February 16, 2018 by

Here’s what the NRA paid for all those thoughts and prayers: Senate: Marco Rubio (R-FL) – $9,900 Mitch McConnell (R-KY) – $9,900 Rob Portman (R-OH) – $9,900 Joni Ernst (R-IA) – $9,900 Thom Tillis (R-NC) – $9,900 Dean Heller (R-NV) … Continue reading →

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Vote Out The NRA (UPDATED)

Posted on February 15, 2018 by

What’s so eff’ing frustrating is that we know on average there is a gun massacre twice a week in this country. Before the short month of february is over, there will be two more, and probably more than that. Our … Continue reading →

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Bad Ads, Cont.

Posted on January 13, 2018 by

This is how the NRA gets ’em young: Every boy wants a Big Dick. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Bruce388)

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Thoughts & Prayers and not much else

Posted on November 7, 2017 by

Can we pry the gun out of Charleton Heston’s cold, dead hand yet? Still too soon? Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) has put together a handy cut-out-and-keep guide to how much NRA Blood Money every member of Congress gets. … Continue reading →

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Today in Useless Gestures and Hollow Rhetoric

Posted on October 17, 2017 by

Thoughts and Prayers Bullshit, Redux The Senate has finally passed something this year: Senators approved a resolution on Monday evening honoring the victims of a mass shooting in Las Vegas earlier this month. The Senate passed the resolution, from Sens. Dean Heller … Continue reading →

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