Category Archives: wayne lapierre

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on April 8, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Well, this is not progress: I signed constitutional carry today because it shouldn’t be hard for law-abiding Tennesseans to exercise their #2A rights. Thank you members of the General Assembly and @NRA for helping get this done. … Continue reading →

Posted in Ammosexuals, Crazeee States, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, NRA, Tennessee, wayne lapierre | 11 Comments

Ah, Texas!

Posted on January 15, 2021 by tengrain

The NRA has filed for bankruptcy and is heading for —where else?— Texas.

Posted in Crazeee States, Guns! Guns! Guns!, NRA, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, wayne lapierre | 8 Comments

Somewhere Wayne LaPierre Is Smiling

Posted on October 8, 2020 by tengrain

This is just so on-point for Team Evil (emphasis mine): No environmental rule is too small or petty for the Trump administration’s crosshairs. The federal Fish and Wildlife Service implemented a new rule in May to make hunting paraphernalia a … Continue reading →

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Breaking: NY AG Goes After The NRA

Posted on August 6, 2020 by tengrain

It’s a step: #BREAKING: I filed a lawsuit to dissolve the National Rifle Association for years of self-dealing and illegal conduct. The @NRA is fraught with fraud and abuse. No organization is above the law. — NY AG James (@NewYorkStateAG) … Continue reading →

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Eiron, The Goddess of Irony, Toots Again!

Posted on February 10, 2020 by tengrain

TRUMP’S MONDAY — The president will deliver remarks to governors at the White House at 11 a.m. He will have lunch with Secretary of State Mike Pompeo at 12:30 p.m. in the private dining room. Trump will greet the Parkland … Continue reading →

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Blessed Are The Heat-Packers

Posted on December 30, 2019 by tengrain

Sweet Jeebus, this happened in Texas: A gunman killed two people during a Sunday morning service at a church in White Settlement before members of the congregation fatally shot him, authorities say. Police in White Settlement, about eight miles west … Continue reading →

Posted in Crazeee States, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, NRA, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, wayne lapierre | 2 Comments

Guns Over People Party

Posted on September 2, 2019 by tengrain

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) tells us: “Following Saturday’s shootings in West Texas, President Donald Trump on Sunday remained firm that his “administration is committed to working with Congress to stop the menace of mass attacks” but did … Continue reading →

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Stable Genius Still Not Stable, Nor Genius: Guns Edition

Posted on August 21, 2019 by tengrain

Our Stable Genius has said that he was serious about bucking the Gundamentalists and Ammosexuals in the New Confederacy and pushing Congress to create a new background-check system for gun purchases: “Republicans and Democrats must come together and get strong … Continue reading →

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Narcissist Offers Comfort To Gun Lobby, Swamp Undrained

Posted on August 9, 2019 by tengrain

Prznint Stupid was worried that the NRA’s precious fee-fees might get hurt: “President Donald Trump on Friday said he has been speaking with the National Rifle Association to ensure that the gun lobby’s “very strong views” are considered as congressional … Continue reading →

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Screw Your Thoughts and Prayers

Posted on August 4, 2019 by tengrain

Less than 13 hours after a mass shooting during a back-to-school sale in Walmart left 20 dead in El Paso, 9 people were killed overnight in Dayton, Ohio, in a second mass shooting. Evidence suggests that the El Paso shooter … Continue reading →

Posted in Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, NRA, wayne lapierre | 26 Comments