Category Archives: Rep. Lauren Boebert

The Comedy Stylings of Lauren Boebert

On Newsmax, Lauren Boebert challenges Madison Cawthorn to a sprint, with the winner getting to have Kyle Rittenhouse as their intern pic.twitter.com/ZLi9mmxlN6 — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 24, 2021 There’s something so creepy about negotiating who “gets to have” a … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, Boebert?

This is a worthy rebuttal to the item yesterday wherein Rep. 6-Shooter called Rep. Ilhan Omar a jihadist: Luckily my dad raised me right, otherwise I might have gone to the floor to talk about this insurrectionist who sleeps with … Continue reading

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Pro-Tip: Do NOT buy a used car from this person

“I delivered one of my children in the front seat of my truck. Because as a mom of four, we got things to do,” said Boebert in a video bulletin posted Monday by her YouTube account. “Ain’t nobody got time … Continue reading

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I just cannot…

Lauren Boebert has sent a release calling to impeach Biden, but she has messed up the logo here pic.twitter.com/IR3m2QxNFT — Jake Sherman (@JakeSherman) September 24, 2021

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One Lump of Stupid or Two?

The Golden Schlafly Is Awarded To… Lauren Boebert (R – Winchester) who wants to let women who want abortions know that they are wrong about what they want: Boebert says rape victims need guns not abortions pic.twitter.com/UU1I62OiMT — Acyn (@Acyn) … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News   $20, Same As in Town:   The Taliban are the only people building back better. — Lauren Boebert (@laurenboebert) August 16, 2021

Posted in Get Off The Cross, Rep. Lauren Boebert, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 13 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Another reason we need to keep lead paint banned:   .@RepBoebert: "Why are so many millions of Americans sitting at home, wondering when President Trump will come back?" — Ben Siegel (@bensiegel) July 29, 2021

Posted in People Dumber than Dolphins, Q-spiracy, Rep. Lauren Boebert | 6 Comments

Vote!

OK, voting enthusiasts, it’s time to give Reps. 3-Names and Sicks-Shooter their approved MPS sobriquets, as suggested by the Internet’s Band of Incorrigible Spitballers: the Scissorheads! You know the rules: this is a rigged election. You can vote early and … Continue reading

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Rep. Lauren Boebert, snark | 3 Comments

(UPDATED) Noted Socialist Decries Socialism

Rep. Lauren Boebert (Q- Guns), who may or may not have been giving guided tours of the Capitol to the insurrectionists ahead of the Stupid Coup, gave a capitalism talk to the great unwashed at CPAC (whom I assume some … Continue reading

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The Stupid Coup Will Be Investigated

Guys, The Stupid Coup will be investigated! Pay attention to Sec. 2 of the resolution as this is where the play really starts: SEC. 2. COMPOSITION. (a) APPOINTMENT OF MEMBERS.—The Speaker shall appoint 13 Members to the Select Committee, 5 … Continue reading

Posted in Gym Jordan, K-Mac Kevin McCarthy, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Nancy Pelosi, Rep. Lauren Boebert, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 17 Comments