Category Archives: Rep. Lauren Boebert

About Last Night…

Guys did you know that President Handsome Joe Biden addressed both houses of Congress last night? It’s true! (You can watch it here, or read the transcript here.) President Biden began by acknowledging that for the first time ever there are … Continue reading

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The Quotable Boebert

Kamala Harris has just called for an assault weapons ban. Every single day these tyrants are coming for our God-given rights. It’s more important now than ever to stand up and say HELL NO! Pitch in today! We’re not letting … Continue reading

Posted in Ammosexuals, Guns! Guns! Guns!, People Dumber than Dolphins, Q-spiracy, Rep. Lauren Boebert, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans) | 5 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

The Q’idiots are leaving a mark on Congress. Boebert and Greene were the ONLY people in Congress to vote against the Transplant Act, a bill that reauthorizes the National Marrow Donor Program, for people who have leukemia and other diseases. Including kids, … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Culture Wars, Forced Birth, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Rep. Lauren Boebert, War on Biology, War on Science | 16 Comments

Just Sayin’

Just a reminder: amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell was demanding in early March that the Capitol be de-fortified and yesterday it was attacked again. "It reminds me of my last visit to Kabul." — Sen. Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) compares … Continue reading

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Teh Stupid, It BURNNNNNNNS

Noted public health expert and economics scholar the Representative from Q has something important to tell us: Marjorie Taylor Greene says that a vaccine passport is "Biden's Mark of the Beast" and that any company the requires one is engaging … Continue reading

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Thoughts and Prayers and Fundraising

In related news to the previous post: No One Expects The Spanish Inquisition! Colorado Rep. Lauren Boebert’s campaign sent ‘hell no to taking our guns’ email hours after Boulder shooting It was, of course, a fund-raising letter. As the nation … Continue reading

Posted in Ammosexuals, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, NRA, Rep. Lauren Boebert | 10 Comments

Budget Advice From Tax-Lien Expert

Rep. Lauren Boebert (Q-CO) had another thought: How about instead of simply reusing the same budget every year and just increasing the money spent on everything we start at zero and see what we actually need? That’s how we’d do … Continue reading

Posted in People Dumber than Dolphins, Rep. Lauren Boebert, Tax Cheat, Taxes | 18 Comments

‘The Calls Are Coming From Inside The House!’

I’ve been waiting for this: Trump appointee arrested in connection with Capitol riot The FBI on Thursday arrested Federico Klein, a former State Department aide, on charges related to the storming of the Capitol on Jan. 6, marking the first … Continue reading

Posted in Marjorie Taylor Greene, Q-spiracy, Rep. Lauren Boebert, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 2 Comments

Separated At Birth?

This picture of Rep. Lauren Boebert  (Q-Colorado) reminded me of the Sandyhook shooter. Eerie, innit?

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In Which The Rate My Room Twitter Account Weeps, probably

Rate My Room enthusiast Lauren Boebert, ladies and germs: As the Robinhood hearing starts, the real action — apparently — is at the Natural Resources organizing meeting, where Rep. Jared Huffman (D-Calif.) is roasting Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.) for the … Continue reading

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