Category Archives: Rep. Lauren Boebert

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Another reason we need to keep lead paint banned:   .@RepBoebert: "Why are so many millions of Americans sitting at home, wondering when President Trump will come back?" — Ben Siegel (@bensiegel) July 29, 2021

Posted in People Dumber than Dolphins, Q-spiracy, Rep. Lauren Boebert | 6 Comments

Vote!

OK, voting enthusiasts, it’s time to give Reps. 3-Names and Sicks-Shooter their approved MPS sobriquets, as suggested by the Internet’s Band of Incorrigible Spitballers: the Scissorheads! You know the rules: this is a rigged election. You can vote early and … Continue reading

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Rep. Lauren Boebert, snark | 3 Comments

(UPDATED) Noted Socialist Decries Socialism

Rep. Lauren Boebert (Q- Guns), who may or may not have been giving guided tours of the Capitol to the insurrectionists ahead of the Stupid Coup, gave a capitalism talk to the great unwashed at CPAC (whom I assume some … Continue reading

Posted in Rep. Lauren Boebert, Socialism vs Capitalism | 7 Comments

The Stupid Coup Will Be Investigated

Guys, The Stupid Coup will be investigated! Pay attention to Sec. 2 of the resolution as this is where the play really starts: SEC. 2. COMPOSITION. (a) APPOINTMENT OF MEMBERS.—The Speaker shall appoint 13 Members to the Select Committee, 5 … Continue reading

Posted in Gym Jordan, K-Mac Kevin McCarthy, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Nancy Pelosi, Rep. Lauren Boebert, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 17 Comments

About Last Night…

Guys did you know that President Handsome Joe Biden addressed both houses of Congress last night? It’s true! (You can watch it here, or read the transcript here.) President Biden began by acknowledging that for the first time ever there are … Continue reading

Posted in Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Gym Jordan, Kamala Harris, Nancy Pelosi, President Handsome Joe Biden, Rep. Lauren Boebert | 5 Comments

The Quotable Boebert

Kamala Harris has just called for an assault weapons ban. Every single day these tyrants are coming for our God-given rights. It’s more important now than ever to stand up and say HELL NO! Pitch in today! We’re not letting … Continue reading

Posted in Ammosexuals, Guns! Guns! Guns!, People Dumber than Dolphins, Q-spiracy, Rep. Lauren Boebert, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans) | 5 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

The Q’idiots are leaving a mark on Congress. Boebert and Greene were the ONLY people in Congress to vote against the Transplant Act, a bill that reauthorizes the National Marrow Donor Program, for people who have leukemia and other diseases. Including kids, … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Culture Wars, Forced Birth, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Rep. Lauren Boebert, War on Biology, War on Science | 16 Comments

Just Sayin’

Just a reminder: amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell was demanding in early March that the Capitol be de-fortified and yesterday it was attacked again. "It reminds me of my last visit to Kabul." — Sen. Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) compares … Continue reading

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Q-spiracy, Rep. Lauren Boebert, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 5 Comments

Teh Stupid, It BURNNNNNNNS

Noted public health expert and economics scholar the Representative from Q has something important to tell us: Marjorie Taylor Greene says that a vaccine passport is "Biden's Mark of the Beast" and that any company the requires one is engaging … Continue reading

Posted in Marjorie Taylor Greene, Q-spiracy, Rep. Lauren Boebert | 16 Comments

Thoughts and Prayers and Fundraising

In related news to the previous post: No One Expects The Spanish Inquisition! Colorado Rep. Lauren Boebert’s campaign sent ‘hell no to taking our guns’ email hours after Boulder shooting It was, of course, a fund-raising letter. As the nation … Continue reading

Posted in Ammosexuals, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, NRA, Rep. Lauren Boebert | 10 Comments