Category Archives: Guns! Guns! Guns!

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Eric Trump cancels event at Michigan gun shop after former employee is linked to domestic terror plot against governor The gang that couldn’t shoot strait keeps shooting off their own dicks. But I interrupted: DETROIT – Eric … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Ammosexuals, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, NRA, Twizzler Trump | 4 Comments

She Seems Nice

The Mississippi Free Press reports: “We’re coming guns loaded, packed, ready to be there and prepared to take whatever they throw at us,” [U.S. Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith] said. The context is the confirmation of would-be Justice Coathangers, so Coathangers has … Continue reading

Posted in Ammosexuals, Cindy Hyde-Smith, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Justice Amy Coathanger Barrett, The New Confederacy | 4 Comments

Somewhere Wayne LaPierre Is Smiling

This is just so on-point for Team Evil (emphasis mine): No environmental rule is too small or petty for the Trump administration’s crosshairs. The federal Fish and Wildlife Service implemented a new rule in May to make hunting paraphernalia a … Continue reading

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GOPer Endorses Novel Free Speech Initiative: Shoot ‘Em

Cancel Culture, GOP-Style Buzzfeed News: A Republican Member Of Congress Threatened To Kill Armed Demonstrators In A Facebook Post Rep. Clay Higgins [Ed. note: R – LA, motto: Where the Debris Meets The Sea] has spoken at events organized by … Continue reading

Posted in Ammosexuals, Crazeee States, First Amendment, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Louisiana | 6 Comments

Mr. Empathy Goes To Kenosha

CNN reports: (CNN)President Donald Trump will travel to Kenosha, Wisconsin, on Tuesday to meet with law enforcement and to survey some of the damage from the recent protests, the White House announced Saturday evening. When asked if the President would … Continue reading

Posted in Black Lives Matter, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, racism, White Punks on Dope | 20 Comments

Tucker’s True Colors

Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson asked: “How shocked are we that 17-year-olds with rifles decided they had to maintain order when no one else would?” He’s trying to make a hero out of a 17-year old vigilante, who drove from … Continue reading

Posted in Activism, Black Lives Matter, Guns! Guns! Guns!, racism, Tucker Carlson, White Punks on Dope | 9 Comments

Breaking: NY AG Goes After The NRA

It’s a step: #BREAKING: I filed a lawsuit to dissolve the National Rifle Association for years of self-dealing and illegal conduct. The @NRA is fraught with fraud and abuse. No organization is above the law. — NY AG James (@NewYorkStateAG) … Continue reading

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Selling Silencers To Assassins

Hey guys remember the Great Betrayal in which Lord Damp Nut has not taken any action against Putin or Russia for offering Taliban assassins bounties for killing American Troops in Afghanistan? Well looky here: Trump admin lifts ban on sales … Continue reading

Posted in Ammosexuals, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pooty-Poot Putin | 7 Comments

Manners Today

They found him. (CNN)Police in Holly, Michigan, have arrested a 68-year-old man on assault charges after he entered a Dollar Tree on Saturday and wiped his face on an employee’s shirt. Holly Police Chief Jerry Narsh said the man entered … Continue reading

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The Return of Very Good People

Here we go again: The Governor of Michigan should give a little, and put out the fire. These are very good people, but they are angry. They want their lives back again, safely! See them, talk to them, make a … Continue reading

Posted in Ammosexuals, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Mansplaining, Pandemics, sexism, Shelter-in-Place | 13 Comments