Category Archives: Guns! Guns! Guns!

It’s Guns. It’s Always Guns.

It’s always guns. A seventh person died Tuesday of injuries sustained during a mass shooting at Highland Park’s Fourth of July parade, as prosecutors announced the alleged gunman will face seven counts of first-degree murder with ‘dozens’ more criminal charges … Continue reading

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IL Gov. J.B. Pritzker Loves It When A Plan Comes Together

Guys, remember during the primary that Illinois Democratic Gov. J.B. Pritzker rat-eff’ed the GOP primary by putting in a lot of money to support the weakest Republican Candidate? Heh. GOP Illinois governor hopeful apologizes after calling for people to ‘move on’ … Continue reading

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It Keeps Happening

Says it all. Photo by Brian Cassella / Chicago Tribune pic.twitter.com/eoBTgOwr9Q — robert egger (@robertegger) July 4, 2022 And now Highland Park. During a parade. Full of cops. I am going to re-post this video every time I hear about … Continue reading

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Happy Independence Day!

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie breathlessly tells us that T 1812 Overature is out! Out! OUT! — Cancel culture comes for a July Fourth staple that happens to be pro-Russian: “With its earsplitting rounds of … Continue reading

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Welcome To The Not OK Corral

We’re going to start our morning with a quote from amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell, and you tell us what legislation he is referencing: “We’ve lost ground in suburban areas. We pretty much own rural and small-town America. And I think … Continue reading

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When People Show You Who They Are, Believe Them The First Time (Part Infinity)

Remember also this dude resigned from office for documenting his BDSM with his mistress, and his wife divorced him for domestic violence against herself AND THEIR KIDS. — ✂️ 𝙏𝘦𝘯𝘨𝙧𝘢𝙞𝘯 🇺🇦 Wolverines! (@Tengrain) June 20, 2022 Hey Eric, do you … Continue reading

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Texas Senator Boo’ed At Texas Convention, Not Ted Cruz, Go Figure

The senior Senator from Texas, John Cornyn, was greeted with love as he took to the state at the Texas GOP convention yesterday: Sen. John Cornyn, Texas’ senior senator, just got on the stage. Folks here are booing him big … Continue reading

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Hypocrisy Is Boebert’s Side Hustle

Before we get in too deep on this story, we need some background on why it is important (Republican hypocrisy, say it ain’t so!). Rep. Lauren Boebert —she of the gun holster wait staff at her restaurant Shooter’s Grill —has … Continue reading

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Whaddup, Ohio?

Ohio doesn’t trust the teachers with the curriculum, but has decided to trust teachers with guns: As Congress wrestles over gun control, Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine (R) signed into law a bill Monday that would arm more schoolteachers by reducing … Continue reading

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Our Failed Gun Legislation, Part Infinity

There was some movement yesterday on the allegedly bipartisan gun legislation; the 10 Democrats and 10 Republicans have agreed to a framework, which is not the same thing as a bill. And there is plenty of time for Sens. Susan … Continue reading

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