Category Archives: Guns! Guns! Guns!

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on October 12, 2020 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Eric Trump cancels event at Michigan gun shop after former employee is linked to domestic terror plot against governor The gang that couldn’t shoot strait keeps shooting off their own dicks. But I interrupted: DETROIT – Eric … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Ammosexuals, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, NRA, Twizzler Trump | 4 Comments

She Seems Nice

Posted on October 10, 2020 by tengrain

The Mississippi Free Press reports: “We’re coming guns loaded, packed, ready to be there and prepared to take whatever they throw at us,” [U.S. Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith] said. The context is the confirmation of would-be Justice Coathangers, so Coathangers has … Continue reading →

Posted in Ammosexuals, Cindy Hyde-Smith, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Justice Amy Coathanger Barrett, The New Confederacy | 4 Comments

Somewhere Wayne LaPierre Is Smiling

Posted on October 8, 2020 by tengrain

This is just so on-point for Team Evil (emphasis mine): No environmental rule is too small or petty for the Trump administration’s crosshairs. The federal Fish and Wildlife Service implemented a new rule in May to make hunting paraphernalia a … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Guns! Guns! Guns!, NRA, wayne lapierre | 9 Comments

GOPer Endorses Novel Free Speech Initiative: Shoot ‘Em

Posted on September 3, 2020 by tengrain

Cancel Culture, GOP-Style Buzzfeed News: A Republican Member Of Congress Threatened To Kill Armed Demonstrators In A Facebook Post Rep. Clay Higgins [Ed. note: R – LA, motto: Where the Debris Meets The Sea] has spoken at events organized by … Continue reading →

Posted in Ammosexuals, Crazeee States, First Amendment, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Louisiana | 6 Comments

Mr. Empathy Goes To Kenosha

Posted on August 30, 2020 by tengrain

CNN reports: (CNN)President Donald Trump will travel to Kenosha, Wisconsin, on Tuesday to meet with law enforcement and to survey some of the damage from the recent protests, the White House announced Saturday evening. When asked if the President would … Continue reading →

Posted in Black Lives Matter, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, racism, White Punks on Dope | 20 Comments

Tucker’s True Colors

Posted on August 28, 2020 by tengrain

Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson asked: “How shocked are we that 17-year-olds with rifles decided they had to maintain order when no one else would?” He’s trying to make a hero out of a 17-year old vigilante, who drove from … Continue reading →

Posted in Activism, Black Lives Matter, Guns! Guns! Guns!, racism, Tucker Carlson, White Punks on Dope | 9 Comments

Breaking: NY AG Goes After The NRA

Posted on August 6, 2020 by tengrain

It’s a step: #BREAKING: I filed a lawsuit to dissolve the National Rifle Association for years of self-dealing and illegal conduct. The @NRA is fraught with fraud and abuse. No organization is above the law. — NY AG James (@NewYorkStateAG) … Continue reading →

Posted in Guns! Guns! Guns!, NRA, wayne lapierre | 7 Comments

Selling Silencers To Assassins

Posted on July 14, 2020 by tengrain

Hey guys remember the Great Betrayal in which Lord Damp Nut has not taken any action against Putin or Russia for offering Taliban assassins bounties for killing American Troops in Afghanistan? Well looky here: Trump admin lifts ban on sales … Continue reading →

Posted in Ammosexuals, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pooty-Poot Putin | 7 Comments

Manners Today

Posted on May 6, 2020 by tengrain

They found him. (CNN)Police in Holly, Michigan, have arrested a 68-year-old man on assault charges after he entered a Dollar Tree on Saturday and wiped his face on an employee’s shirt. Holly Police Chief Jerry Narsh said the man entered … Continue reading →

Posted in Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, masks, Pandemics | 12 Comments

The Return of Very Good People

Posted on May 1, 2020 by tengrain

Here we go again: The Governor of Michigan should give a little, and put out the fire. These are very good people, but they are angry. They want their lives back again, safely! See them, talk to them, make a … Continue reading →

Posted in Ammosexuals, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Mansplaining, Pandemics, sexism, Shelter-in-Place | 13 Comments