Category Archives: NRA

Domestic Terrorism Comes To Gilroy California

Another day, another massacre, and despite the legends of garlic stopping monsters, monsters came to Gilroy California. Three people are dead (4 if you count the suspect) and many more are injured. The alleged perp cut through a security fence … Continue reading

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Thoughts & Prayers, NRATV

NRATV was so young. Sniff. Dana Loesch now is unemployed, and frankly, who would hire her?

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Silencers of the Lambs

Shorter SCOTUS: “A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms WITH SILENCERS FOR ASSASSINATIONS shall not be infringed.” We’re so eff’ed in the dark. Nothing … Continue reading

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Local Pantomime Artist Causes International Stir

When I read that Hair Füror was going to be addressing a noted terrorist organization (the NRA), I sort of suspected he was going to go off half-cocked (see what I did there?) and shoot himself in the foot (OK, … Continue reading

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Taking Aim At Gundamentalists

This post in the always-reliable Electoral Vote blog caught my eye this morning, as we seem to always be having a conversation about guns! Guns! GUNS! in the comments (emphasis mine): New Zealand Bans Assault Rifles That didn’t take long. … Continue reading

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New Zealand Shows Us How

New Zealand is banning military-style semi-automatic weapons following the Christchurch terror attack. The government will also introduce a gun buy-back scheme. Six days after 50 people were killed as they attended two mosques, New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern announced … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein in recommending insurrection in Washington state because we passed a mild gun control law! Josh must be aware that Yours Truly would be a gun-grabber if I were … Continue reading

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The Bar Shooter Knew The Game

WSJ tells us…  “A Facebook post published to his account around the time of the attack said, ‘I hope people call me insane… (laughing emojis).. wouldn’t that just be a big ball of irony? Yeah.. I’m insane, but the only … Continue reading

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The Second Amendment Is Killing Us

The LATimes: Ventura County Sheriff’s Sgt. Ron Helus was on the phone with his wife when reports of a shooting at the Borderline Bar & Grill came in. “I gotta go handle a call,” Helus said before hanging up. “I … Continue reading

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Guns! Guns! Guns!

“Witnesses say a 24-year-old contestant from Baltimore who had been eliminated at a video game tournament at a Jacksonville, Fla., pizzeria fatally shot two of his competitors, including a 21-year-old man from West Hills, Calif., before killing himself. Authorities say … Continue reading

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