Category Archives: NRA

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Eric Trump cancels event at Michigan gun shop after former employee is linked to domestic terror plot against governor The gang that couldn’t shoot strait keeps shooting off their own dicks. But I interrupted: DETROIT – Eric … Continue reading

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Somewhere Wayne LaPierre Is Smiling

This is just so on-point for Team Evil (emphasis mine): No environmental rule is too small or petty for the Trump administration’s crosshairs. The federal Fish and Wildlife Service implemented a new rule in May to make hunting paraphernalia a … Continue reading

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Breaking: NY AG Goes After The NRA

It’s a step: #BREAKING: I filed a lawsuit to dissolve the National Rifle Association for years of self-dealing and illegal conduct. The @NRA is fraught with fraud and abuse. No organization is above the law. — NY AG James (@NewYorkStateAG) … Continue reading

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Eiron, The Goddess of Irony, Toots Again!

TRUMP’S MONDAY — The president will deliver remarks to governors at the White House at 11 a.m. He will have lunch with Secretary of State Mike Pompeo at 12:30 p.m. in the private dining room. Trump will greet the Parkland … Continue reading

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Blessed Are The Heat-Packers

Sweet Jeebus, this happened in Texas: A gunman killed two people during a Sunday morning service at a church in White Settlement before members of the congregation fatally shot him, authorities say. Police in White Settlement, about eight miles west … Continue reading

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SF Says NRA is Domestic Terrorist Organization

LATimes: “San Francisco’s Board of Supervisors approved a resolution on Tuesday naming the National Rifle Assn. a domestic terrorist organization and encouraged other cities to do the same… “…Citing recent mass shootings as well as a rise in hate crimes, … Continue reading

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Gun Legislation Update

I’ve done caught the Axios disease! Gah! Walmart will stop selling handgun ammunition, which can be used in military-style weapons, and end handgun sales. Wally also requested that customers stop carrying guns in stores, even in states where open-carry is … Continue reading

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Guns Over People Party

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) tells us: “Following Saturday’s shootings in West Texas, President Donald Trump on Sunday remained firm that his “administration is committed to working with Congress to stop the menace of mass attacks” but did … Continue reading

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Stable Genius Still Not Stable, Nor Genius: Guns Edition

Our Stable Genius has said that he was serious about bucking the Gundamentalists and Ammosexuals in the New Confederacy and pushing Congress to create a new background-check system for gun purchases: “Republicans and Democrats must come together and get strong … Continue reading

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