Category Archives: NRA

Republicans Are Up A Tree

Posted on August 10, 2019 by

ABC News tells us… “The man accused of carrying out last weekend’s deadly mass shooting at a Walmart in the Texas border city of El Paso confessed to officers while he was surrendering and later explained that he had been … Continue reading →

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Narcissist Offers Comfort To Gun Lobby, Swamp Undrained

Posted on August 9, 2019 by

Prznint Stupid was worried that the NRA’s precious fee-fees might get hurt: “President Donald Trump on Friday said he has been speaking with the National Rifle Association to ensure that the gun lobby’s “very strong views” are considered as congressional … Continue reading →

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Screw Your Thoughts and Prayers

Posted on August 4, 2019 by

Less than 13 hours after a mass shooting during a back-to-school sale in Walmart left 20 dead in El Paso, 9 people were killed overnight in Dayton, Ohio, in a second mass shooting. Evidence suggests that the El Paso shooter … Continue reading →

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Domestic Terrorism Comes To Gilroy California

Posted on July 29, 2019 by

Another day, another massacre, and despite the legends of garlic stopping monsters, monsters came to Gilroy California. Three people are dead (4 if you count the suspect) and many more are injured. The alleged perp cut through a security fence … Continue reading →

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Thoughts & Prayers, NRATV

Posted on June 26, 2019 by

NRATV was so young. Sniff. Dana Loesch now is unemployed, and frankly, who would hire her?

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Silencers of the Lambs

Posted on June 10, 2019 by

Shorter SCOTUS: “A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms WITH SILENCERS FOR ASSASSINATIONS shall not be infringed.” We’re so eff’ed in the dark. Nothing … Continue reading →

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Local Pantomime Artist Causes International Stir

Posted on April 27, 2019 by

When I read that Hair Füror was going to be addressing a noted terrorist organization (the NRA), I sort of suspected he was going to go off half-cocked (see what I did there?) and shoot himself in the foot (OK, … Continue reading →

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Taking Aim At Gundamentalists

Posted on March 22, 2019 by

This post in the always-reliable Electoral Vote blog caught my eye this morning, as we seem to always be having a conversation about guns! Guns! GUNS! in the comments (emphasis mine): New Zealand Bans Assault Rifles That didn’t take long. … Continue reading →

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New Zealand Shows Us How

Posted on March 21, 2019 by

New Zealand is banning military-style semi-automatic weapons following the Christchurch terror attack. The government will also introduce a gun buy-back scheme. Six days after 50 people were killed as they attended two mosques, New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern announced … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on November 13, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein in recommending insurrection in Washington state because we passed a mild gun control law! Josh must be aware that Yours Truly would be a gun-grabber if I were … Continue reading →

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