Category Archives: NRA

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein in recommending insurrection in Washington state because we passed a mild gun control law! Josh must be aware that Yours Truly would be a gun-grabber if I were … Continue reading

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The Bar Shooter Knew The Game

WSJ tells us…  “A Facebook post published to his account around the time of the attack said, ‘I hope people call me insane… (laughing emojis).. wouldn’t that just be a big ball of irony? Yeah.. I’m insane, but the only … Continue reading

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The Second Amendment Is Killing Us

The LATimes: Ventura County Sheriff’s Sgt. Ron Helus was on the phone with his wife when reports of a shooting at the Borderline Bar & Grill came in. “I gotta go handle a call,” Helus said before hanging up. “I … Continue reading

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Guns! Guns! Guns!

“Witnesses say a 24-year-old contestant from Baltimore who had been eliminated at a video game tournament at a Jacksonville, Fla., pizzeria fatally shot two of his competitors, including a 21-year-old man from West Hills, Calif., before killing himself. Authorities say … Continue reading

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The Spy Who Loved Pee*

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac   Tiger Beat on the Potomac tells us… A federal grand jury indicted Mariia Butina on Tuesday on charges of conspiracy and acting as a foreign agent, adding a new charge against the Russian national, who was arrested over the … Continue reading

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NRA Shoots Self in Foot

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac The Justice Dept. is investigating Russian banker Alexander Torshin who was probably laundering Russian money through the National Rifle Association to help Comrade Prznint in the 2016 Goat Rodeo: It is a crime, potentially punishable with prison time, to donate … Continue reading

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Never Forget!

This has been going on too long in our country. Too many years, too many decades now. To the students, families, teachers and personnel at Santa Fe High, we’re with you in this tragic hour and we will be with … Continue reading

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The Many Faces of Marco Rubio

Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 65 and under the age of death, has another glitch in his algorithm but fortunately, the NRA’s Engineering department … Continue reading

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Gun Fetishers Weep

Hey guys, remember how finally a Good Guy With A Gun stopped a mass shooting in Maryland last week? You know, when 17-year-old Austin Wyatt Rollins opened fire on classmates at Great Mills High School, and was introduced to his … Continue reading

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Gun Boycott is Working

Remington, the oldest gun maker in the United States, files for bankruptcy protection “After 202 years in business, America’s oldest gun manufacturer, Remington, has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection. “The filing by Remington Arms Company and its parent, Remington … Continue reading

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