Category Archives: NRA

Whaddup, Montana?

Anger Management Exhibit A, Montana Gov. Greg Gianforte —mostly remembered for his election-eve body-slamming attack on The Guardian political reporter Ben Jacobs in May 2017 and subsequent conviction— has signed a new law that, well, is probably illegal. You see, … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Well, this is not progress: I signed constitutional carry today because it shouldn’t be hard for law-abiding Tennesseans to exercise their #2A rights. Thank you members of the General Assembly and @NRA for helping get this done. … Continue reading

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Thoughts and Prayers and Fundraising

In related news to the previous post: No One Expects The Spanish Inquisition! Colorado Rep. Lauren Boebert’s campaign sent ‘hell no to taking our guns’ email hours after Boulder shooting It was, of course, a fund-raising letter. As the nation … Continue reading

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The Legal Mind of Sen. John Kennedy

Guns, Inc. The Pride of Oxford University (the real one, in the UK, where he graduated with honors) Sen. John Kennedy (R – NRA) gives us a tortured analogy against regulating guns: Hours after America's second mass shooting in a … Continue reading

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‘Murika Returns To Normal

Domestic Terrorism The tragic domestic terrorism in Boulder (following the tragic domestic terrorism in Atlanta)  shows us that after a year of lockdown, we are returning to normal. From what I can tell, the perp in Boulder was a White … Continue reading

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Mea Culpa, Kinda

I’ve been asked why I have not said anything about the mass murder in Atlanta, and I have no excuse for not preaching to the choir. I’m sorry it’s taken me this long. Because it is the apparent policy of … Continue reading

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Ah, Texas!

The NRA has filed for bankruptcy and is heading for —where else?— Texas.

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Rep. -Elect Lauren Boebert, She’s a Pistol

Let’s meet Rep.-Elect Lauren Boebert (R-CO) – “A firearms-toting congresswoman-elect who owns a gun-themed restaurant in Rifle, Colorado, has already asked Capitol Police about carrying her weapon on Capitol grounds, her office has acknowledged. If she does so, she apparently … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Eric Trump cancels event at Michigan gun shop after former employee is linked to domestic terror plot against governor The gang that couldn’t shoot strait keeps shooting off their own dicks. But I interrupted: DETROIT – Eric … Continue reading

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Somewhere Wayne LaPierre Is Smiling

This is just so on-point for Team Evil (emphasis mine): No environmental rule is too small or petty for the Trump administration’s crosshairs. The federal Fish and Wildlife Service implemented a new rule in May to make hunting paraphernalia a … Continue reading

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