Category Archives: Lauren ‘BoBo’ Boebert

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Posted on May 24, 2023 by tengrain

Math wiz (or would it be whiz) Lauren Boebert on Family Planning: Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO): “I left a prescription at a pharmacy once. I went to get birth control … The price was very, very high … And I … Continue reading →

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Here’s Some Stupid To Start Your Day

Posted on May 23, 2023 by tengrain

The speculation about why/who broke up Boebert’s marriage: a White Christian Nationalist preacher man! (Which, I might add,  it totally scans they’d be banging Bibles, if you know what I mean and I think you do.) This is false. And … Continue reading →

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She’s Available Gentlemen

Posted on May 16, 2023 by tengrain

She’s keeping her one true love (guns) and ditching the dude: Rep. Lauren Boebert, a two-term Colorado Republican, who has garnered a national reputation as a far-right representative, has filed for divorce from her husband of two decades. “It is … Continue reading →

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, BoBo?

Posted on May 16, 2023 by tengrain

I just cannot… “Still no surge” says CNN as they show a surge on their graphic. How stupid do they think the American people are? pic.twitter.com/lko1CJBIVA — Lauren Boebert (@laurenboebert) May 15, 2023  

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, BoBo?

Posted on March 30, 2023 by tengrain

Balint: Rather than addressing a number of serious concerns our constituents have, they are choosing to waste our time talking about public urination. Do you have anything additional you want to say about public urination?Boebert: I do pic.twitter.com/c00sz7xSjY — Acyn … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on March 9, 2023 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Congratulations to 36-year-old Grandma-to-be Rep. Lauren Boebert! Anti-abortion Colorado Republican Lauren Boebert has said that her 17-year-old son will make her a grandmother in April. She also gave her thoughts on abortion rights and praised the “rural … Continue reading →

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Area Christian Has Unique Read On Bible

Posted on February 7, 2023 by tengrain

Gun-humping [ALLEGED] Xristian Xrazie BoBo has a prayer to offer to the Prince of Piece: A church congregation cheered as Lauren Boebert said she prays for Joe Biden's demise: "May his days be few and another take his office.” Boebert … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on February 2, 2023 by tengrain

Happy Hour News And now, an inspirational message for psychos everywhere: Boebert: A recent report states that Americans own 46% of the world’s guns. I think we need to get our numbers up pic.twitter.com/ZppVzH06Am — Acyn (@Acyn) February 1, 2023

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The Morning Quote

Posted on January 19, 2023 by tengrain

Bang-Bang Boebert has sumpin’ to say: “Kamala Harris is Biden’s shrewd insurance policy.” The implication being that should anything happen to President Handsome Joe Biden, that a Black woman would become the president, and lordy, the Republicans will NOT put … Continue reading →

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Girl-Fight!

Posted on January 17, 2023 by tengrain

Of the many ways reporting on women elected officials is different from men (the clothes, the hair, and so on), one of the differentiators is that our Failed Political Press ™ focuses on friction between The Skirts in a way … Continue reading →

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