Category Archives: Lauren ‘BoBo’ Boebert

Some Postprandial Stupid?

Lauren Boebert says if the assault weapons ban is passed, people in America will start eating their dogs because that’s what happened in Venezuela. pic.twitter.com/Wrxk14uIHD — Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) August 1, 2022

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Theocracy Today!

Ted Cruz’ former escort, Rep. Guns, er, Lauren Boebert has something to say about the Separation of Church and State: Lauren Boebert: “The church is supposed to direct government, not the opposite way. The church is supposed to influence govt … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Boo-Boo?

The Streisand effect, part infinity Lauren Boebert stands by her man(hood): Rep. Lauren Boebert stands by her “hunky” husband in her new memoir, writing that Jayson Boebert never exposed his penis in a bowling alley bar in 2004, despite being … Continue reading

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Hypocrisy Is Boebert’s Side Hustle

Before we get in too deep on this story, we need some background on why it is important (Republican hypocrisy, say it ain’t so!). Rep. Lauren Boebert —she of the gun holster wait staff at her restaurant Shooter’s Grill —has … Continue reading

Posted in Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Choice, Forced Birth, Golden Schlafly, Lauren 'BoBo' Boebert, Madison Cawthorn, Roller Nazi, sexism, snark, War on Women | 17 Comments

Today in Guns News

Some advice from Rep. 3-Names, and frankly we’re surprised that quick-on-the-draw Bobobert didn’t get there first: With New York’s strict gun control laws, how many innocent people were carrying a gun when the bad guy with a gun broke the … Continue reading

Posted in Ammosexuals, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Lauren 'BoBo' Boebert, Rep. 3-names Perjury Taylor Greene | 13 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Can someone translate this second sentence for me?🤯 pic.twitter.com/X5ExY4l7ig — Y’all hurry up🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸 (@sowegaCat) April 12, 2022 As a friend on Twitter said, “Would you like some vinaigrette on your word salad?”

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About Last Night…

The most important take-away last night was the sight of two powerful women —VP Kamala Harris and Speaker Nancy Pelosi— seated directly behind President Handsome Joe Biden. Sure, the SOTU is mostly meaninglesss stagecraft where the POTUS takes a few … Continue reading

Posted in Joe Manchin, Kamala Harris, Lauren 'BoBo' Boebert, Nancy Pelosi, President Handsome Joe Biden, Rep. 3-names Perjury Taylor Greene, Shallow graves for shallow people, SOTU | 6 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Boebert?

  What’s up, hoser? Lauren Boebert told Fox Nation at CPAC that Canada needs to be "liberated" along with Ukraine. "We also have neighbors to the north who need freedom." pic.twitter.com/dymrCTRcxp — David Edwards (@DavidEdwards) February 27, 2022  

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She’s As Smart As She Looks

Guys, I think she might be in favor of eliminating the Electoral College! Of course, she is probably trying to throw support to The Big Lie, but… she’s a dope. (H/T Scissorhead M Davis)

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Terrible Human Being Sends Seasons Greetings

She’s the worst: The Boeberts have your six, @RepThomasMassie! (No spare ammo for you, though) pic.twitter.com/EnDYuXaHDF — Lauren Boebert (@laurenboebert) December 8, 2021 The Massie’s Christmas card thingie was bad coming a week after a mass killing at a school, … Continue reading

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