Category Archives: Lauren ‘BoBo’ Boebert

Area Christian Has Unique Read On Bible

Gun-humping [ALLEGED] Xristian Xrazie BoBo has a prayer to offer to the Prince of Piece: A church congregation cheered as Lauren Boebert said she prays for Joe Biden's demise: "May his days be few and another take his office.” Boebert … Continue reading

Posted in Ammosexuals, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Lauren 'BoBo' Boebert | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News And now, an inspirational message for psychos everywhere: Boebert: A recent report states that Americans own 46% of the world’s guns. I think we need to get our numbers up pic.twitter.com/ZppVzH06Am — Acyn (@Acyn) February 1, 2023

Posted in Guns! Guns! Guns!, Lauren 'BoBo' Boebert | 8 Comments

The Morning Quote

Bang-Bang Boebert has sumpin’ to say: “Kamala Harris is Biden’s shrewd insurance policy.” The implication being that should anything happen to President Handsome Joe Biden, that a Black woman would become the president, and lordy, the Republicans will NOT put … Continue reading

Posted in Kamala Harris, Lauren 'BoBo' Boebert, President Handsome Joe Biden | 6 Comments

Girl-Fight!

Of the many ways reporting on women elected officials is different from men (the clothes, the hair, and so on), one of the differentiators is that our Failed Political Press ™ focuses on friction between The Skirts in a way … Continue reading

Posted in Lauren 'BoBo' Boebert, Rep. 3-names Perjury Taylor Greene, sexism, War on Women | 4 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

We start with a quote from Bo-Bo that set off, well, you’ll see: “I’ve been asked to explain MTG’s belief in Jewish space lasers, why she showed up to a white supremacist’s conference, and now why she’s blindly following Kevin … Continue reading

Posted in K-Mac Kevin McCarthy who is very bad at his job, Lauren 'BoBo' Boebert, Rep. 3-names Perjury Taylor Greene, Wingnuttia | 13 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid, BoBo?

Boebert explains why she thinks Mayorkas should be impeached: “On Mayorkas’s watch, over 14,000 pounds of fentanyl was seized in fiscal year 2022 at our southern border. That is an all-time record high.” pic.twitter.com/fttfuthyCM — Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) December … Continue reading

Posted in Lauren 'BoBo' Boebert, People Dumber than Dolphins | 5 Comments

Domestic Terrorism in CO

At least 5 people were killed in shooting at an LGBTQ+ club in Colorado Springs, Colorado. That’s five more people who won’t be at Thanksgiving this year, five families that will never be the same. Never forget that Boebert used … Continue reading

Posted in Ammosexuals, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Lauren 'BoBo' Boebert, NRA, wayne lapierre | 6 Comments

Report: No One Went To Her Diner To See What Real Americans Think

The AP tells us that Lauren Boebert’s re-election is going to be in a recount, and we hope she gets Rep. 3-Names to count her votes on her fingers and toes. DENVER (AP) — Republican Rep. Lauren Boebert, a renowned … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Ammosexuals, Colorado, Crazeee States, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Lauren 'BoBo' Boebert | 8 Comments

Freud’s Field Day

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, Bobo, but not in your case: Election denier Lauren Boebert called her unintentional reference to Joe Biden as “President Biden,” a “Freudian slip,” a expression used to explain a subconscious desire. pic.twitter.com/WLj0Bb7sXA — … Continue reading

Posted in Lauren 'BoBo' Boebert | 7 Comments

Professional Courtesy: Republicans Vote Against Mental Health Care

This slipped past me yesterday, I was so fixated on watching Florida literally turn into their state motto: where the debris meets the sea. 205 Republicans vote against School-Based Mental Health Services pic.twitter.com/WjeooaL7za — Acyn (@Acyn) September 29, 2022 Anyway, … Continue reading

Posted in Ammosexuals, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Lauren 'BoBo' Boebert, NRA, Rep. 3-names Perjury Taylor Greene | 6 Comments