Category Archives: Gundamentalists

Gun Legislation Update

I’ve done caught the Axios disease! Gah! Walmart will stop selling handgun ammunition, which can be used in military-style weapons, and end handgun sales. Wally also requested that customers stop carrying guns in stores, even in states where open-carry is … Continue reading

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Guns Over People Party

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) tells us: “Following Saturday’s shootings in West Texas, President Donald Trump on Sunday remained firm that his “administration is committed to working with Congress to stop the menace of mass attacks” but did … Continue reading

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Stable Genius Still Not Stable, Nor Genius: Guns Edition

Our Stable Genius has said that he was serious about bucking the Gundamentalists and Ammosexuals in the New Confederacy and pushing Congress to create a new background-check system for gun purchases: “Republicans and Democrats must come together and get strong … Continue reading

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Republicans Are Up A Tree

ABC News tells us… “The man accused of carrying out last weekend’s deadly mass shooting at a Walmart in the Texas border city of El Paso confessed to officers while he was surrendering and later explained that he had been … Continue reading

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Comrade Trump Unifies Country!

You guys, according to our Imperial-Wizard-in-Chief, he is a Uniter, not a Divider-upper: “President Donald Trump on Wednesday dismissed critics who say his language about immigrants may be inspiring violence, saying they were trying to score political points and that … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink — Ivanka Edition

Happy Hour News Briefs Desperately seeking solace, the nation turned it’s weeping eyes to The First Shady, Ivanka Trump, who on Sunday tweeted these comforting words: As our nation mourns the senseless loss of life in El Paso, Texas and … Continue reading

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Screw Your Thoughts and Prayers

Less than 13 hours after a mass shooting during a back-to-school sale in Walmart left 20 dead in El Paso, 9 people were killed overnight in Dayton, Ohio, in a second mass shooting. Evidence suggests that the El Paso shooter … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Let’s listen in as snake oil salesman nutritional supplement maven Dr.Bill Deagle once again reminds us of how he wants to extra-judicially kill people who challenge conservatives (19 seconds): He seems nice, huh?

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Thoughts & Prayers, NRATV

NRATV was so young. Sniff. Dana Loesch now is unemployed, and frankly, who would hire her?

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Silencers of the Lambs

Shorter SCOTUS: “A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms WITH SILENCERS FOR ASSASSINATIONS shall not be infringed.” We’re so eff’ed in the dark. Nothing … Continue reading

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