Category Archives: Gundamentalists

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Eric Trump cancels event at Michigan gun shop after former employee is linked to domestic terror plot against governor The gang that couldn’t shoot strait keeps shooting off their own dicks. But I interrupted: DETROIT – Eric … Continue reading

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Manners Today

They found him. (CNN)Police in Holly, Michigan, have arrested a 68-year-old man on assault charges after he entered a Dollar Tree on Saturday and wiped his face on an employee’s shirt. Holly Police Chief Jerry Narsh said the man entered … Continue reading

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The Return of Very Good People

Here we go again: The Governor of Michigan should give a little, and put out the fire. These are very good people, but they are angry. They want their lives back again, safely! See them, talk to them, make a … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Possum Hollar, whaddup? The government assigned additional security for Dr. Anthony Fauci in the face of growing threats and fawning admirers. The infectious-diseases expert has become the face of the U.S. government’s response to the coronavirus … Continue reading

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Eiron, The Goddess of Irony, Toots Again!

TRUMP’S MONDAY — The president will deliver remarks to governors at the White House at 11 a.m. He will have lunch with Secretary of State Mike Pompeo at 12:30 p.m. in the private dining room. Trump will greet the Parkland … Continue reading

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Blessed Are The Heat-Packers

Sweet Jeebus, this happened in Texas: A gunman killed two people during a Sunday morning service at a church in White Settlement before members of the congregation fatally shot him, authorities say. Police in White Settlement, about eight miles west … Continue reading

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Gun Legislation Update

I’ve done caught the Axios disease! Gah! Walmart will stop selling handgun ammunition, which can be used in military-style weapons, and end handgun sales. Wally also requested that customers stop carrying guns in stores, even in states where open-carry is … Continue reading

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Guns Over People Party

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) tells us: “Following Saturday’s shootings in West Texas, President Donald Trump on Sunday remained firm that his “administration is committed to working with Congress to stop the menace of mass attacks” but did … Continue reading

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Stable Genius Still Not Stable, Nor Genius: Guns Edition

Our Stable Genius has said that he was serious about bucking the Gundamentalists and Ammosexuals in the New Confederacy and pushing Congress to create a new background-check system for gun purchases: “Republicans and Democrats must come together and get strong … Continue reading

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Republicans Are Up A Tree

ABC News tells us… “The man accused of carrying out last weekend’s deadly mass shooting at a Walmart in the Texas border city of El Paso confessed to officers while he was surrendering and later explained that he had been … Continue reading

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