Category Archives: Gundamentalists

It is Already Too Late

Like the swallows returning to old San Juan, turning the schools into a Supermax seems to be an annual event: “My belief is that every school should have armed personnel. Ideally, it’s a school resource officer or a trained law … Continue reading

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UPDATED: Another School Shooting

I’m a bad person, but upon hearing the news of yet ANOTHER MASS SHOOTING but this time at a Christian School, my first thought was, well maybe now Republicans might finally eff’ing do something. But who am I kidding? I … Continue reading

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Take Them Out Of Our Cold, Dead Hands

If I were King of the Forest, I’d grab all the guns and melt them down into park benches and whatnot. (OK, I probably would do it as a buy-back program, but it would be compulsory.)  I don’t give a … Continue reading

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Guns Kill People, part infinity

President Handsome Joe Biden is doing what he can to curb gun violence, because he’s sure not getting any help from Republicans: President Biden on Tuesday, during a visit to Monterey Park, Calif., where 11 were shot dead earlier this … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News It’s probably not a shock to regular readers and good Scissorheads, but we’ve been right all along: the gun violence is Domestic Tuckerism (and emphasis is mine): WASHINGTON (AP) — The number of U.S. mass killings linked to … Continue reading

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It Keeps Happening

And by it we mean mass slaughter by gun. I’m sick of talking about it, and writing about it, and of course that nothing is ever done about it. In case you don’t know, a 43-year-old gunman killed three people Monday … Continue reading

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Here’s Some Stupid to Start Your Weekend

Junior Mints, usually higher than a kite, suggests that Montanans Second Amendment the Chinese Spy Balloon that is, you know, above air travel altitude. If Joe Biden and his administration are too weak to do the obvious and shoot down … Continue reading

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Two More Years of Domestic Tuckerism, er, Terrorism

The Senate does not have the votes to break the Republican filibuster on banning assault rifles: “Probably not,” Murphy told CNN “State of the Union” co-anchor Dana Bash when asked if the proposal could garner 60 votes. “But let’s see … Continue reading

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It’s Madness

It keeps happening. I know I’m not alone in this, but if I were the King of the Forest, you better believe I would be a gun-grabber. If I could, I would repeal the Second Amendment in a heartbeat. But … Continue reading

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Domestic Terrorism in CO

At least 5 people were killed in shooting at an LGBTQ+ club in Colorado Springs, Colorado. That’s five more people who won’t be at Thanksgiving this year, five families that will never be the same. Never forget that Boebert used … Continue reading

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