Category Archives: Gundamentalists

Separated At Birth?

This picture of Rep. Lauren Boebert  (Q-Colorado) reminded me of the Sandyhook shooter. Eerie, innit?

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In Which The Rate My Room Twitter Account Weeps, probably

Rate My Room enthusiast Lauren Boebert, ladies and germs: As the Robinhood hearing starts, the real action — apparently — is at the Natural Resources organizing meeting, where Rep. Jared Huffman (D-Calif.) is roasting Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.) for the … Continue reading

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Guns!

What Digby Said. Actually Tom Sullivan, he makes really a good point – “Armed far-right mobs met little law enforcement resistance when they repeatedly attacked state capitols,” begins ProPublica’s Jan. 19 report. The lessons those mobs took away was that … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid?

As we all know, the only right that matters to the Right is the right to be packing heat, always: Several incoming House freshmen have inquired about carrying guns into the Capitol, leading a board overseeing congressional security to rethink … Continue reading

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Rep. -Elect Lauren Boebert, She’s a Pistol

Let’s meet Rep.-Elect Lauren Boebert (R-CO) – “A firearms-toting congresswoman-elect who owns a gun-themed restaurant in Rifle, Colorado, has already asked Capitol Police about carrying her weapon on Capitol grounds, her office has acknowledged. If she does so, she apparently … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Eric Trump cancels event at Michigan gun shop after former employee is linked to domestic terror plot against governor The gang that couldn’t shoot strait keeps shooting off their own dicks. But I interrupted: DETROIT – Eric … Continue reading

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Manners Today

They found him. (CNN)Police in Holly, Michigan, have arrested a 68-year-old man on assault charges after he entered a Dollar Tree on Saturday and wiped his face on an employee’s shirt. Holly Police Chief Jerry Narsh said the man entered … Continue reading

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The Return of Very Good People

Here we go again: The Governor of Michigan should give a little, and put out the fire. These are very good people, but they are angry. They want their lives back again, safely! See them, talk to them, make a … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Possum Hollar, whaddup? The government assigned additional security for Dr. Anthony Fauci in the face of growing threats and fawning admirers. The infectious-diseases expert has become the face of the U.S. government’s response to the coronavirus … Continue reading

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Eiron, The Goddess of Irony, Toots Again!

TRUMP’S MONDAY — The president will deliver remarks to governors at the White House at 11 a.m. He will have lunch with Secretary of State Mike Pompeo at 12:30 p.m. in the private dining room. Trump will greet the Parkland … Continue reading

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