Category Archives: Gundamentalists

Suburban Moms Get A Wake-Up Call

Our pals over at Electoral-Vote discuss the Rittenhouse verdict, and offer this conclusion: The implication here is that the only real way for unarmed Americans to be 100% safe, when put into a position where there is a gun, is … Continue reading

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He Seems Nice

When more people end up dead because of the lies people like @charliekirk11 are spreading, they need to be held accountable. Republicans are legitimately asking “When do we get to start killing people?” It doesn’t matter if they denounce violence. … Continue reading

Posted in Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Hair Führer Donald Trump, snark, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 12 Comments

Anything to Make A Buck

Serial failure and unhugged child,  Junior Mints has taken to hawking tee-shirts that say, “Guns Don’t Kill People, Alec Baldwin Kills People”  

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One Lump of Stupid or Two?

The Golden Schlafly Is Awarded To… Lauren Boebert (R – Winchester) who wants to let women who want abortions know that they are wrong about what they want: Boebert says rape victims need guns not abortions pic.twitter.com/UU1I62OiMT — Acyn (@Acyn) … Continue reading

Posted in Ammosexuals, Choice, Forced Birth, Golden Schlafly, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Rep. Lauren Boebert | 5 Comments

If You Stir the Pot, Lick The Spoon

Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a man from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can … Continue reading

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UPDATED: Great Signs, Cont.

That’s a sermon I might listen to. Heck, that’s a sermon I might give! UPDATE 1: Scissorhead Mountjoy —who else!— sends us some context.

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It happened again

People in other countries don’t live like this. Americans don’t have to live like this. https://t.co/3V38clTj1R — Liam Stack (@liamstack) July 18, 2021 It doesn’t have to be like this. It takes political will. If we cannot get any sort … Continue reading

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NRA Falls For World-Class Prank

This is dramatic and powerful stuff, please watch all the way to the end.

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Hey Missouri, Whaddup?

The decline of the GOP in a single image pic.twitter.com/JbwjzLFqsJ — Don Moynihan (@donmoyn) June 21, 2021 That’s a helluva campaign portrait right there, and yes, he’s probably the favorite to win: This guy being the front runner for a … Continue reading

Posted in Ammosexuals, Black Lives Matter, Crazeee States, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Missouri, racism, White Punks on Dope | 7 Comments

How’s Your Day Going?

I would have been here earlier for regular programming, but I was sheltering in place in Nordstrom while the police were hunting for a gunman. Wouldn’t have been so bad if, you know, there wasn’t a pandemic and all of … Continue reading

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