Category Archives: Gundamentalists

If You Stir the Pot, Lick The Spoon

Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a man from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can … Continue reading

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UPDATED: Great Signs, Cont.

That’s a sermon I might listen to. Heck, that’s a sermon I might give! UPDATE 1: Scissorhead Mountjoy —who else!— sends us some context.

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It happened again

People in other countries don’t live like this. Americans don’t have to live like this. https://t.co/3V38clTj1R — Liam Stack (@liamstack) July 18, 2021 It doesn’t have to be like this. It takes political will. If we cannot get any sort … Continue reading

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NRA Falls For World-Class Prank

This is dramatic and powerful stuff, please watch all the way to the end.

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Hey Missouri, Whaddup?

The decline of the GOP in a single image pic.twitter.com/JbwjzLFqsJ — Don Moynihan (@donmoyn) June 21, 2021 That’s a helluva campaign portrait right there, and yes, he’s probably the favorite to win: This guy being the front runner for a … Continue reading

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How’s Your Day Going?

I would have been here earlier for regular programming, but I was sheltering in place in Nordstrom while the police were hunting for a gunman. Wouldn’t have been so bad if, you know, there wasn’t a pandemic and all of … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Hey guys, remember M. et Mme. McCloskey who got their porcine hands on some guns and dangerously pointed them at the Black Lives Matter peaceful protestors who were marching in front of their trash palace, and then … Continue reading

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The Madness Continues

It keeps happening: The shooting happened Monday afternoon at the Big Bear grocery store along Candler Road, across the street from South DeKalb Mall… …The Georgia Bureau of Investigation said the cashier told Victor Lee Tucker, Jr., 30, of Palmetto, … Continue reading

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Judge Prepares for When the Deer Will Attack California

Here’s some judicial logic: U.S. District Judge Roger Benitez of San Diego ruled that the state’s definition of illegal military-style rifles unlawfully deprives law-abiding Californians of weapons commonly allowed in most other states and by the U.S. Supreme Court… “Like … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Matt Gaetz?

Our morning quote (emboldening mine): Rep. Matt Gaetz told an audience in Georgia on Thursday that the purpose of the Second Amendment is to “maintain an armed rebellion against the government if that becomes necessary.” “We have a Second Amendment in … Continue reading

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