Category Archives: Ammosexuals

The Price of Freedumb

Posted on June 6, 2022 by tengrain

This is insane: More than 4 in 10 Republicans think mass shootings are inevitable in a “free society,” according to a new poll by CBS News and YouGov. “Ah’m free t’ shoot-up whoever Ah want, Praise Jeebus, an’ that’s whut’s … Continue reading →

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He Seems Nice

Posted on June 4, 2022 by tengrain

Let’s meet Florida representative Greg Steube, who used his time on Thursday to wave his dick, er, personal gun collection around while ranting about how the proposed laws would ban the specific firearms that he just happens to own. Weird, … Continue reading →

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DHS Secretary: Publish The Pictures

Posted on June 4, 2022 by tengrain

Never say that the Scissorheads have no influence! After our hard-hitting declaration that the media should publish the crime scene pictures after a mass shooting, former Department of Homeland Defense Secretary Jeh Johnson has endorsed our idea: After the mass … Continue reading →

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Report: Area Man Blame Roe for Gun Violence

Posted on June 3, 2022 by tengrain

Let’s listen as Rep. Billy Long (R – Possum Hollar —need you ask?) informs us that the problem is not guns, the problem is women having abortion rights: Rep. Billy Long (R-MO) blames gun violence on abortion: "Something has happened … Continue reading →

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Guns! Guns! Guns!

Posted on May 28, 2022 by tengrain

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) email thingie Wins The Morning talking about the NRA Convention in Houston, Texas: THE NEW GUN-RIGHTS ADVOCATE DEFENSE: CONSPIRACY THEORIES — We all know the GOP’s well-worn retorts to calls for additional gun … Continue reading →

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Release The 911 Recordings

Posted on May 28, 2022 by tengrain

Some of the kids in the doomed Uvalde classroom made 911 calls during the melee asking for help. Those recordings should be made public. I’ve advocated in many forums that the crime scene pictures should be released, too. Let Americans … Continue reading →

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UPDATED: Meanwhile in Jeebusland…

Posted on May 27, 2022 by tengrain

Why isn't that child wearing a bike helmet pic.twitter.com/HvKNflGZFp — Hannah 🚲 (@theeyecollector) May 27, 2022 (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead) UPDATE 1: I was trying to remember what this reminded me of, and then it came to me:

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 26, 2022 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Secret Service, u up? I have news for the embarrassment that claims to be our President — try to take our guns and you’ll learn why the Second Amendment was written in the first place. — Rep. … Continue reading →

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Nothing To See, Move Along

Posted on May 26, 2022 by tengrain

Gonna start with this tweet: “We couldn’t have seen this coming” says the man who’s governed through the mass shootings in Sutherland Springs, Santa Fe High School, El Paso, Odessa, and now Robb Elementary School. https://t.co/30zJwfak6Z — nikki mccann ramírez … Continue reading →

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Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Posted on April 25, 2022 by tengrain

Don Jr shooting with MO Senate candidate Eric Greitens. Junior: “Striking fear into the hearts of liberals everywhere, folks.” Greitens: “Liberals beware.” pic.twitter.com/wWhPtSetlK — Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) April 25, 2022 …said the two guys with Freudian dicks proving their … Continue reading →

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