Category Archives: Ammosexuals

The Bar Shooter Knew The Game

WSJ tells us…  “A Facebook post published to his account around the time of the attack said, ‘I hope people call me insane… (laughing emojis).. wouldn’t that just be a big ball of irony? Yeah.. I’m insane, but the only … Continue reading

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The Second Amendment Is Killing Us

The LATimes: Ventura County Sheriff’s Sgt. Ron Helus was on the phone with his wife when reports of a shooting at the Borderline Bar & Grill came in. “I gotta go handle a call,” Helus said before hanging up. “I … Continue reading

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Guns! Guns! Guns!

“Witnesses say a 24-year-old contestant from Baltimore who had been eliminated at a video game tournament at a Jacksonville, Fla., pizzeria fatally shot two of his competitors, including a 21-year-old man from West Hills, Calif., before killing himself. Authorities say … Continue reading

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The Spy Who Loved Pee*

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac   Tiger Beat on the Potomac tells us… A federal grand jury indicted Mariia Butina on Tuesday on charges of conspiracy and acting as a foreign agent, adding a new charge against the Russian national, who was arrested over the … Continue reading

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GOPers Endorses Arming Preschoolers!

OK, on one level Sacha Baron Cohen’s new show is very funny—his character anti-terrorism expert Erran Morad is so over the top—it is hard to believe anyone could fall for it. But fall for it they did. From Rep Dana … Continue reading

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Wanted: Good Guy With A Gun To Counter Kobach With Machine Gun

Hey you guys, Kris KKKobach is running for gubnor of Kansastan, and he decided to ride in a parade with a machine gun to reinforce that he is a Second Amendment Absolutist. Needless to say, when watching an innocent parade … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

CNN: “How about kids instead of looking to someone else to solve their problem, do something about maybe taking CPR classes or trying to deal with situations that when there is a violent shooter that you can actually respond to … Continue reading

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Bad Ads, Cont.

This is how the NRA gets ’em young: Every boy wants a Big Dick. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Bruce388)

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs The Oaf Keepers tell us that the Texas Church Shooter was probably a leftist gone underground following the failure of the Nov. 4 Revolution (which if you have not heard about, the Oath Keepers claimed that … Continue reading

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Wayne LaPierre and the Entire NRA Can Go Straight To Hell

And again we are confronted with another slaughter: A lone gunman released a rapid-fire barrage of bullets on an outdoor country music festival in Las Vegas Sunday night, killing at least 50 people and injuring more than 400 others, police … Continue reading

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