Category Archives: Ammosexuals

How’s Your Day Going?

I would have been here earlier for regular programming, but I was sheltering in place in Nordstrom while the police were hunting for a gunman. Wouldn’t have been so bad if, you know, there wasn’t a pandemic and all of … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Hey guys, remember M. et Mme. McCloskey who got their porcine hands on some guns and dangerously pointed them at the Black Lives Matter peaceful protestors who were marching in front of their trash palace, and then … Continue reading

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The Madness Continues

It keeps happening: The shooting happened Monday afternoon at the Big Bear grocery store along Candler Road, across the street from South DeKalb Mall… …The Georgia Bureau of Investigation said the cashier told Victor Lee Tucker, Jr., 30, of Palmetto, … Continue reading

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He Seems Nice (2022 Pie Fight)

Mark McCloskey, the Possum Hollar, MO asshole attorney [redundant, I know] who waved an assault rifle (which I’ve read was evidence is a case he was litigating, and he now might be in trouble for evidence tampering!) at Black Lives Matter protesters … Continue reading

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The Quotable Boebert

Kamala Harris has just called for an assault weapons ban. Every single day these tyrants are coming for our God-given rights. It’s more important now than ever to stand up and say HELL NO! Pitch in today! We’re not letting … Continue reading

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Whaddup, Montana?

Anger Management Exhibit A, Montana Gov. Greg Gianforte —mostly remembered for his election-eve body-slamming attack on The Guardian political reporter Ben Jacobs in May 2017 and subsequent conviction— has signed a new law that, well, is probably illegal. You see, … Continue reading

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New Sanctuary State Declared

Gov. Ricketts designates Nebraska as ‘sanctuary state’ for gun rights LINCOLN — Doubling down on his pro-gun rights credentials, Gov. Pete Ricketts signed a symbolic proclamation Wednesday designating Nebraska as a “Second Amendment Sanctuary State.” And that’s when I closed … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Well, this is not progress: I signed constitutional carry today because it shouldn’t be hard for law-abiding Tennesseans to exercise their #2A rights. Thank you members of the General Assembly and @NRA for helping get this done. … Continue reading

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Thoughts and Prayers and Fundraising

In related news to the previous post: No One Expects The Spanish Inquisition! Colorado Rep. Lauren Boebert’s campaign sent ‘hell no to taking our guns’ email hours after Boulder shooting It was, of course, a fund-raising letter. As the nation … Continue reading

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The Legal Mind of Sen. John Kennedy

Guns, Inc. The Pride of Oxford University (the real one, in the UK, where he graduated with honors) Sen. John Kennedy (R – NRA) gives us a tortured analogy against regulating guns: Hours after America's second mass shooting in a … Continue reading

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