Category Archives: Ammosexuals

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

As we all know, the only right that matters to the Right is the right to be packing heat, always: Several incoming House freshmen have inquired about carrying guns into the Capitol, leading a board overseeing congressional security to rethink … Continue reading

Posted in Ammosexuals, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Rep. Lauren Boebert, snark | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Eric Trump cancels event at Michigan gun shop after former employee is linked to domestic terror plot against governor The gang that couldn’t shoot strait keeps shooting off their own dicks. But I interrupted: DETROIT – Eric … Continue reading

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She Seems Nice

The Mississippi Free Press reports: “We’re coming guns loaded, packed, ready to be there and prepared to take whatever they throw at us,” [U.S. Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith] said. The context is the confirmation of would-be Justice Coathangers, so Coathangers has … Continue reading

Posted in Ammosexuals, Cindy Hyde-Smith, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Justice Amy Coathanger Barrett, The New Confederacy | 4 Comments

GOPer Endorses Novel Free Speech Initiative: Shoot ‘Em

Cancel Culture, GOP-Style Buzzfeed News: A Republican Member Of Congress Threatened To Kill Armed Demonstrators In A Facebook Post Rep. Clay Higgins [Ed. note: R – LA, motto: Where the Debris Meets The Sea] has spoken at events organized by … Continue reading

Posted in Ammosexuals, Crazeee States, First Amendment, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Louisiana | 6 Comments

Selling Silencers To Assassins

Hey guys remember the Great Betrayal in which Lord Damp Nut has not taken any action against Putin or Russia for offering Taliban assassins bounties for killing American Troops in Afghanistan? Well looky here: Trump admin lifts ban on sales … Continue reading

Posted in Ammosexuals, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pooty-Poot Putin | 7 Comments

The Return of Very Good People

Here we go again: The Governor of Michigan should give a little, and put out the fire. These are very good people, but they are angry. They want their lives back again, safely! See them, talk to them, make a … Continue reading

Posted in Ammosexuals, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Mansplaining, Pandemics, sexism, Shelter-in-Place | 13 Comments

Eiron, The Goddess of Irony, Toots Again!

TRUMP’S MONDAY — The president will deliver remarks to governors at the White House at 11 a.m. He will have lunch with Secretary of State Mike Pompeo at 12:30 p.m. in the private dining room. Trump will greet the Parkland … Continue reading

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Gun Legislation Update

I’ve done caught the Axios disease! Gah! Walmart will stop selling handgun ammunition, which can be used in military-style weapons, and end handgun sales. Wally also requested that customers stop carrying guns in stores, even in states where open-carry is … Continue reading

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Guns Over People Party

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) tells us: “Following Saturday’s shootings in West Texas, President Donald Trump on Sunday remained firm that his “administration is committed to working with Congress to stop the menace of mass attacks” but did … Continue reading

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Stable Genius Still Not Stable, Nor Genius: Guns Edition

Our Stable Genius has said that he was serious about bucking the Gundamentalists and Ammosexuals in the New Confederacy and pushing Congress to create a new background-check system for gun purchases: “Republicans and Democrats must come together and get strong … Continue reading

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