Category Archives: Ammosexuals

Republicans Are Up A Tree

ABC News tells us… “The man accused of carrying out last weekend’s deadly mass shooting at a Walmart in the Texas border city of El Paso confessed to officers while he was surrendering and later explained that he had been … Continue reading

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Moscow Mitch Decries Partisan Theatrics

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie shows us some turtle-paced movement on gun regulations: SENATE MAJORITY LEADER MITCH MCCONNELL said in a statement on Monday that Republicans in the Senate are “prepared to do our part” … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Let’s listen in as snake oil salesman nutritional supplement maven Dr.Bill Deagle once again reminds us of how he wants to extra-judicially kill people who challenge conservatives (19 seconds): He seems nice, huh?

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Domestic Terrorism Comes To Gilroy California

Another day, another massacre, and despite the legends of garlic stopping monsters, monsters came to Gilroy California. Three people are dead (4 if you count the suspect) and many more are injured. The alleged perp cut through a security fence … Continue reading

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Thoughts & Prayers, NRATV

NRATV was so young. Sniff. Dana Loesch now is unemployed, and frankly, who would hire her?

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Local Pantomime Artist Causes International Stir

When I read that Hair Füror was going to be addressing a noted terrorist organization (the NRA), I sort of suspected he was going to go off half-cocked (see what I did there?) and shoot himself in the foot (OK, … Continue reading

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The Bar Shooter Knew The Game

WSJ tells us…  “A Facebook post published to his account around the time of the attack said, ‘I hope people call me insane… (laughing emojis).. wouldn’t that just be a big ball of irony? Yeah.. I’m insane, but the only … Continue reading

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The Second Amendment Is Killing Us

The LATimes: Ventura County Sheriff’s Sgt. Ron Helus was on the phone with his wife when reports of a shooting at the Borderline Bar & Grill came in. “I gotta go handle a call,” Helus said before hanging up. “I … Continue reading

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Guns! Guns! Guns!

“Witnesses say a 24-year-old contestant from Baltimore who had been eliminated at a video game tournament at a Jacksonville, Fla., pizzeria fatally shot two of his competitors, including a 21-year-old man from West Hills, Calif., before killing himself. Authorities say … Continue reading

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The Spy Who Loved Pee*

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac   Tiger Beat on the Potomac tells us… A federal grand jury indicted Mariia Butina on Tuesday on charges of conspiracy and acting as a foreign agent, adding a new charge against the Russian national, who was arrested over the … Continue reading

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