Category Archives: Ammosexuals

It is Already Too Late

Like the swallows returning to old San Juan, turning the schools into a Supermax seems to be an annual event: “My belief is that every school should have armed personnel. Ideally, it’s a school resource officer or a trained law … Continue reading

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UPDATED: Another School Shooting

I’m a bad person, but upon hearing the news of yet ANOTHER MASS SHOOTING but this time at a Christian School, my first thought was, well maybe now Republicans might finally eff’ing do something. But who am I kidding? I … Continue reading

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Take Them Out Of Our Cold, Dead Hands

If I were King of the Forest, I’d grab all the guns and melt them down into park benches and whatnot. (OK, I probably would do it as a buy-back program, but it would be compulsory.)  I don’t give a … Continue reading

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Guns Kill People, part infinity

President Handsome Joe Biden is doing what he can to curb gun violence, because he’s sure not getting any help from Republicans: President Biden on Tuesday, during a visit to Monterey Park, Calif., where 11 were shot dead earlier this … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News It’s probably not a shock to regular readers and good Scissorheads, but we’ve been right all along: the gun violence is Domestic Tuckerism (and emphasis is mine): WASHINGTON (AP) — The number of U.S. mass killings linked to … Continue reading

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Do guns next, Concern Troll

Sen. Metrosexual from Satan’s Hollow: A 16 year old is too young for a social media account, but a child of any age can lawfully possess a firearm in the state of Missouri. pic.twitter.com/ddsw7mjWV0 — Jo 🌻 (@JoJoFromJerz) February 14, … Continue reading

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What Could Go Wrong?

Possum Hollar, Represent! – The Republican-controlled Missouri House of Representatives rejected a proposal Wednesday that would have banned children from being able to openly carry firearms on public land without adult supervision. The proposal, which was part of a long … Continue reading

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Area Christian Has Unique Read On Bible

Gun-humping [ALLEGED] Xristian Xrazie BoBo has a prayer to offer to the Prince of Piece: A church congregation cheered as Lauren Boebert said she prays for Joe Biden's demise: "May his days be few and another take his office.” Boebert … Continue reading

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Two More Years of Domestic Tuckerism, er, Terrorism

The Senate does not have the votes to break the Republican filibuster on banning assault rifles: “Probably not,” Murphy told CNN “State of the Union” co-anchor Dana Bash when asked if the proposal could garner 60 votes. “But let’s see … Continue reading

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It’s Madness

It keeps happening. I know I’m not alone in this, but if I were the King of the Forest, you better believe I would be a gun-grabber. If I could, I would repeal the Second Amendment in a heartbeat. But … Continue reading

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