Category Archives: Guns! Guns! Guns!

Eiron, The Goddess of Irony, Toots Again!

TRUMP’S MONDAY — The president will deliver remarks to governors at the White House at 11 a.m. He will have lunch with Secretary of State Mike Pompeo at 12:30 p.m. in the private dining room. Trump will greet the Parkland … Continue reading

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Shooting Someone on 5th Ave., Part Infinity

Hey guys, did you know that the Constitution demands socialists to be shot? It’s true, according to Montana State Representative Rodney Garcia! A Montana lawmaker is facing controversy after he claimed at an event for the state’s Republican Party on … Continue reading

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Blessed Are The Heat-Packers

Sweet Jeebus, this happened in Texas: A gunman killed two people during a Sunday morning service at a church in White Settlement before members of the congregation fatally shot him, authorities say. Police in White Settlement, about eight miles west … Continue reading

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More, Please

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Father of the Year Wants To Protect The Children

Comrade Prznint Stupid is taking the bold step of protecting children from gun violence. Haha, I jest. He wants to stop the Yutes of Tomorrow from vaping: Here's video of Trump telling reporters today that "innocent children" are "coming home … Continue reading

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Activism Works

Chain stores CVS, Walgreens, and Wegmans Food Market joined Kroger and Walmart requesting that customers do not openly carry firearms in their stores, even where state laws allow it. This is very good news! Even if the Republicans will not … Continue reading

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SF Says NRA is Domestic Terrorist Organization

LATimes: “San Francisco’s Board of Supervisors approved a resolution on Tuesday naming the National Rifle Assn. a domestic terrorist organization and encouraged other cities to do the same… “…Citing recent mass shootings as well as a rise in hate crimes, … Continue reading

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Gun Legislation Update

I’ve done caught the Axios disease! Gah! Walmart will stop selling handgun ammunition, which can be used in military-style weapons, and end handgun sales. Wally also requested that customers stop carrying guns in stores, even in states where open-carry is … Continue reading

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Guns Over People Party

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) tells us: “Following Saturday’s shootings in West Texas, President Donald Trump on Sunday remained firm that his “administration is committed to working with Congress to stop the menace of mass attacks” but did … Continue reading

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Gun Debate: Opinions Differ!

They’re on, they’re off, who knows what Comrade Stupid and his gun expert Junior Mints are really thinking? Haha, trick question! What’s in it for them is always the answer to that question! The WaPo tells us that the Republicans … Continue reading

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