Category Archives: Guns! Guns! Guns!

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

The Q’idiots are leaving a mark on Congress. Boebert and Greene were the ONLY people in Congress to vote against the Transplant Act, a bill that reauthorizes the National Marrow Donor Program, for people who have leukemia and other diseases. Including kids, … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Culture Wars, Forced Birth, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Rep. Lauren Boebert, War on Biology, War on Science | 13 Comments

New Sanctuary State Declared

Gov. Ricketts designates Nebraska as ‘sanctuary state’ for gun rights LINCOLN — Doubling down on his pro-gun rights credentials, Gov. Pete Ricketts signed a symbolic proclamation Wednesday designating Nebraska as a “Second Amendment Sanctuary State.” And that’s when I closed … Continue reading

Posted in Ammosexuals, Crazeee States, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Nebraska | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Well, this is not progress: I signed constitutional carry today because it shouldn’t be hard for law-abiding Tennesseans to exercise their #2A rights. Thank you members of the General Assembly and @NRA for helping get this done. … Continue reading

Posted in Ammosexuals, Crazeee States, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, NRA, Tennessee, wayne lapierre | 11 Comments

Just Sayin’

Just a reminder: amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell was demanding in early March that the Capitol be de-fortified and yesterday it was attacked again. "It reminds me of my last visit to Kabul." — Sen. Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) compares … Continue reading

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Q-spiracy, Rep. Lauren Boebert, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 5 Comments

Teh Stupid, It BURNNNNNNNS

Noted public health expert and economics scholar the Representative from Q has something important to tell us: Marjorie Taylor Greene says that a vaccine passport is "Biden's Mark of the Beast" and that any company the requires one is engaging … Continue reading

Posted in Marjorie Taylor Greene, Q-spiracy, Rep. Lauren Boebert | 16 Comments

Oh, Yoo-hoo, Secret Service, We’ve Got a Live One!

Hey @JoeBiden – come and take it. Careful, she bites too. pic.twitter.com/NOKWlq5aQv — Senator Mike Rounds (@SenatorRounds) March 25, 2021 The SD Senator has a statue of himself brandishing a weapon and  is using it to threaten the President. That’s … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Guns! Guns! Guns!, President Handsome Joe Biden, South Dakaota | 7 Comments

Sen. Kennedy Preaches To The Choir!

Idiots Guys remember yesterday when Sen. John Kennedy tried to use a tortured analogy of drunk driving to defend gun rights? He liked it so much he tried it again —with a twist— while talking to The Dumb One on … Continue reading

Posted in Guns! Guns! Guns!, Petunia and Pals | 12 Comments

Thoughts and Prayers and Fundraising

In related news to the previous post: No One Expects The Spanish Inquisition! Colorado Rep. Lauren Boebert’s campaign sent ‘hell no to taking our guns’ email hours after Boulder shooting It was, of course, a fund-raising letter. As the nation … Continue reading

Posted in Ammosexuals, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, NRA, Rep. Lauren Boebert | 10 Comments

The Legal Mind of Sen. John Kennedy

Guns, Inc. The Pride of Oxford University (the real one, in the UK, where he graduated with honors) Sen. John Kennedy (R – NRA) gives us a tortured analogy against regulating guns: Hours after America's second mass shooting in a … Continue reading

Posted in Ammosexuals, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, NRA | 17 Comments

‘Murika Returns To Normal

Domestic Terrorism The tragic domestic terrorism in Boulder (following the tragic domestic terrorism in Atlanta)  shows us that after a year of lockdown, we are returning to normal. From what I can tell, the perp in Boulder was a White … Continue reading

Posted in Ammosexuals, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, NRA | 10 Comments