Category Archives: Guns! Guns! Guns!

Rep. Jeff Duncan: Silent but Deadly

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) tells us… Rep. Jeff Duncan (R-S.C.) is renewing his controversial push to make it easier to buy gun silencers, a debate that had been postponed following the shooting of Rep. Steve Scalise (R-La.) … Continue reading

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Second Amendment Takes Aim At First Amendment

Jeebus, Dana, try decaf: Reportedly, gun sales have dropped since the tragic election of November 2016, and so the NRA is trying to find a suitable target, and they clearly think they have it with the press and specifically with … Continue reading

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Breaking: Rep. Steve Scalise Shot

Not much in detail yet, but someone opened fire on congressional Republicans and staffers who were practicing for a charity baseball game.

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs It’s really hard to tell what actually happened, but it appears that the mayor of Tampa, Bob Buckhorn, told a little joke: TAMPA — At a time when journalists are under fire both literally and figuratively, … Continue reading

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Right Wing Violent Extremists

In case you missed this, and I certainly did until now, the GAO (Government Accounting Office) was tasked with analyzing violent extremism in the United States, and boy-howdy do they drop the hammer on the Right (emphasis mine): “Since September … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, GOP?

They make it too easy: The House of Representatives today rolled back rule restricting gun sales to severely mentally ill https://t.co/Uzb8unumcB pic.twitter.com/7iOdCLkkTR — KTLA (@KTLA) February 3, 2017 …so Republicans ran to the gun shops… https://t.co/vYATzel264 — Tengrain (@Tengrain) February … Continue reading

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Tweet, Twit, Twat

Chicago murder rate is record setting – 4,331 shooting victims with 762 murders in 2016. If Mayor can't do it he must ask for Federal help! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 2, 2017 So, can we expect some gun … Continue reading

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All It Takes To Fight Off Bad Guys With Guns…

CRAZY SURVEILLANCE VIDEO: Sex store employees fight off armed robber by throwing adult toys at him. @ABC7 at 4pm pic.twitter.com/E8QbuxJkEX — Rob McMillan (@abc7robmcmillan) December 15, 2016 …is good gals with dildos. Wayne LaPierre, move over. There’s a new sheriff … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Sen. Burr? (UPDATED)

CNN tells us: The North Carolina Republican, locked in a tight race for reelection, quipped that as he walked into a gun shop “nothing made me feel better” than seeing a magazine about rifles “with a picture of Hillary Clinton … Continue reading

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This Exists

Yes, you too can have a shot while being shot with this shot glass. Serving suggestion: toast to Charleton ‘Dead Hands’ Heston or Wayne LaPierre, because booze and bullets.

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