Category Archives: Guns! Guns! Guns!

One Lump of Stupid or Two, GOP?

They make it too easy: The House of Representatives today rolled back rule restricting gun sales to severely mentally ill — KTLA (@KTLA) February 3, 2017 …so Republicans ran to the gun shops… — Tengrain (@Tengrain) February … Continue reading

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Tweet, Twit, Twat

Chicago murder rate is record setting – 4,331 shooting victims with 762 murders in 2016. If Mayor can't do it he must ask for Federal help! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 2, 2017 So, can we expect some gun … Continue reading

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All It Takes To Fight Off Bad Guys With Guns…

CRAZY SURVEILLANCE VIDEO: Sex store employees fight off armed robber by throwing adult toys at him. @ABC7 at 4pm — Rob McMillan (@abc7robmcmillan) December 15, 2016 …is good gals with dildos. Wayne LaPierre, move over. There’s a new sheriff … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Sen. Burr? (UPDATED)

CNN tells us: The North Carolina Republican, locked in a tight race for reelection, quipped that as he walked into a gun shop “nothing made me feel better” than seeing a magazine about rifles “with a picture of Hillary Clinton … Continue reading

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This Exists

Yes, you too can have a shot while being shot with this shot glass. Serving suggestion: toast to Charleton ‘Dead Hands’ Heston or Wayne LaPierre, because booze and bullets.

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Your Saturday Bottomless Mug of Stupid is Served, Donald

The same day Hair Furer Donald Trump says that Hillary Clinton the original birther, he suggests, you know, that someone should assassinate her: And poof! He’s back to the top of the media, and no one is talking about his … Continue reading

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Your Sunday Sermonette:

“Blessed are the piece-holders.” Fox News’ stock in trade is to keep The Olds afeered fer thar lives in Possum Hollar, and so having Dallas’ pastor Jeffress on the Sunday Talkies to tell cowering white Fox viewers that the Cops … Continue reading

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The NRA Shows Us Why We Need To Vote

It’s pretty freakin’ obvious that We the People are pretty freakin’ sick of ammosexuals waving their penis enhancers guns in our faces and shoving them down our throats, to co-opt a poetic phrase from Y’all Qaeda. As we saw following the … Continue reading

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Loose Screw or Unhinged?

Hair Furer fanboi Alex Jones wants you to know that it was George Soros who killed the Dallas Police, you know, so he could take over the world. (I didn’t listen to the whole thing, and you shouldn’t have to, … Continue reading

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The Medicine Tastes Bitter, Huh Representatives?

We keep thinking that the Congress will act on guns when they personally feel the impact of their neglegence: The United States Capitol was placed under a lockdown for about 40 minutes on Friday morning, possibly due to a gun … Continue reading

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