Category Archives: Guns! Guns! Guns!

He Seems Nice

If only he were an American … Rio de Janeiro police say they went to serve an arrest warrant for a man, who was unnamed, accused of raping a minor and abusing other children, Reuters reported. Matt Gaetz? When they … Continue reading

Posted in Ammosexuals, Matt Gaetz, Nazis, Stephen Miller, Pee-Wee Himmler | 4 Comments

When Accusations Are Confessions, Part Infinity

We hate saying, “we told you so” (actually we kinda like it): [Ivan Harrison Hunter, 24, of Boerne, Texas] admitted that he fired 13 rounds from an AK-47-style rifle into the 3rd precinct police station on May 28, 2020, as … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Ammosexuals, Black Lives Matter, Guns! Guns! Guns!, racism, White Punks on Dope | 1 Comment

I just cannot…

Lauren Boebert has sent a release calling to impeach Biden, but she has messed up the logo here pic.twitter.com/IR3m2QxNFT — Jake Sherman (@JakeSherman) September 24, 2021

Posted in People Dumber than Dolphins, Rep. Lauren Boebert | 25 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

The Golden Schlafly Is Awarded To… Lauren Boebert (R – Winchester) who wants to let women who want abortions know that they are wrong about what they want: Boebert says rape victims need guns not abortions pic.twitter.com/UU1I62OiMT — Acyn (@Acyn) … Continue reading

Posted in Ammosexuals, Choice, Forced Birth, Golden Schlafly, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Rep. Lauren Boebert | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Guys, admonitory brought to live life, Rep. 3-Names, is running for re-election from Possum Hollar and she’s got all the issues covered: Welp, this is the most disturbing video I’ve ever seen in my life. Marjorie Taylor … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Marjorie Taylor Greene | 18 Comments

If You Stir the Pot, Lick The Spoon

Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a man from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can … Continue reading

Posted in Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Rand 'Schrödinger's Senator' Paul | 11 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News   $20, Same As in Town:   The Taliban are the only people building back better. — Lauren Boebert (@laurenboebert) August 16, 2021

Posted in Get Off The Cross, Rep. Lauren Boebert, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 13 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Another reason we need to keep lead paint banned:   .@RepBoebert: "Why are so many millions of Americans sitting at home, wondering when President Trump will come back?" — Ben Siegel (@bensiegel) July 29, 2021

Posted in People Dumber than Dolphins, Q-spiracy, Rep. Lauren Boebert | 6 Comments

Vote!

OK, voting enthusiasts, it’s time to give Reps. 3-Names and Sicks-Shooter their approved MPS sobriquets, as suggested by the Internet’s Band of Incorrigible Spitballers: the Scissorheads! You know the rules: this is a rigged election. You can vote early and … Continue reading

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Rep. Lauren Boebert, snark | 3 Comments

From the Legal Mind of Senatorette Lindsey Graham

Senatorette Lindsey Graham (R- Stars and Garters) suggests that the answer to gun violence is [checks notes] vigilanteism: Lindsey Graham on street crime in San Francisco: "If you do this crap in South Carolina, you'll be lucky if you go … Continue reading

Posted in Guns! Guns! Guns!, Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham, snark | 6 Comments