Category Archives: Guns! Guns! Guns!

She Seems Nice

Rep. Lauren Boebert Q-CO), the pistol-packing representative with an IQ about the calibre of her ammo, is in some hot water as even some in Colorado is calling for her to resign. Let’s explore! Evidence: Democratic lawmaker accuses Boebert of … Continue reading

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Ah, Texas!

The NRA has filed for bankruptcy and is heading for —where else?— Texas.

Posted in Crazeee States, Guns! Guns! Guns!, NRA, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, wayne lapierre | 8 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

As we all know, the only right that matters to the Right is the right to be packing heat, always: Several incoming House freshmen have inquired about carrying guns into the Capitol, leading a board overseeing congressional security to rethink … Continue reading

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Rep. -Elect Lauren Boebert, She’s a Pistol

Let’s meet Rep.-Elect Lauren Boebert (R-CO) – “A firearms-toting congresswoman-elect who owns a gun-themed restaurant in Rifle, Colorado, has already asked Capitol Police about carrying her weapon on Capitol grounds, her office has acknowledged. If she does so, she apparently … Continue reading

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‘When someone shows you who they are believe them; the first time.’

He’s confessing to ordering an extrajudicial execution in Portland: Trump: We sent in the US Marshals, took 15 minutes and it was over… They knew who he was, they didn’t want to arrest him and 15 minutes that ended pic.twitter.com/fJA5BsJVeF … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Eric Trump cancels event at Michigan gun shop after former employee is linked to domestic terror plot against governor The gang that couldn’t shoot strait keeps shooting off their own dicks. But I interrupted: DETROIT – Eric … Continue reading

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She Seems Nice

The Mississippi Free Press reports: “We’re coming guns loaded, packed, ready to be there and prepared to take whatever they throw at us,” [U.S. Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith] said. The context is the confirmation of would-be Justice Coathangers, so Coathangers has … Continue reading

Posted in Ammosexuals, Cindy Hyde-Smith, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Justice Amy Coathanger Barrett, The New Confederacy | 4 Comments

Somewhere Wayne LaPierre Is Smiling

This is just so on-point for Team Evil (emphasis mine): No environmental rule is too small or petty for the Trump administration’s crosshairs. The federal Fish and Wildlife Service implemented a new rule in May to make hunting paraphernalia a … Continue reading

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GOPer Endorses Novel Free Speech Initiative: Shoot ‘Em

Cancel Culture, GOP-Style Buzzfeed News: A Republican Member Of Congress Threatened To Kill Armed Demonstrators In A Facebook Post Rep. Clay Higgins [Ed. note: R – LA, motto: Where the Debris Meets The Sea] has spoken at events organized by … Continue reading

Posted in Ammosexuals, Crazeee States, First Amendment, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Louisiana | 6 Comments

Mr. Empathy Goes To Kenosha

CNN reports: (CNN)President Donald Trump will travel to Kenosha, Wisconsin, on Tuesday to meet with law enforcement and to survey some of the damage from the recent protests, the White House announced Saturday evening. When asked if the President would … Continue reading

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