Category Archives: Guns! Guns! Guns!

NRA Shoots Self in Foot

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac The Justice Dept. is investigating Russian banker Alexander Torshin who was probably laundering Russian money through the National Rifle Association to help Comrade Prznint in the 2016 Goat Rodeo: It is a crime, potentially punishable with prison time, to donate … Continue reading

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Wanted: Good Guy With A Gun To Counter Kobach With Machine Gun

Hey you guys, Kris KKKobach is running for gubnor of Kansastan, and he decided to ride in a parade with a machine gun to reinforce that he is a Second Amendment Absolutist. Needless to say, when watching an innocent parade … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Saturday Happy Hour News Briefs Some wingnut on Fox News is suggesting we use one of these in the next school shooting, you know, to free the kids: Tell us more, Motherboard! “I wish this was a joke, but I … Continue reading

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Readin’, Writin’, and Runnin’ For Cover

Another school shooting. I think that this is two this week. What is Possum Hollar gonna do for fun this summer when school lets out? UPDATE 1: Heartfelt, ain’t it? Karen and I are praying for the victims of the … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs This lunatic tells us to not hear what he is not saying… but then tells us that school shooters are false flag operators, and they are sharp shooters who want to take away Possum Hollar’s guns. … Continue reading

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Xristian Xrazy Solves Gun Violence Problem

Oh, hell. Theocrat Rick Wiles wants to climb to Hebbin on the dead bodies of gun violence victims.

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Never Forget!

This has been going on too long in our country. Too many years, too many decades now. To the students, families, teachers and personnel at Santa Fe High, we’re with you in this tragic hour and we will be with … Continue reading

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Here we go again

This keeps happening: The fourth fatal mass school shooting of 2018 claimed 10 lives today in Santa Fe, Texas. Nine students and a teacher were killed at Santa Fe High School, located 30 miles southeast of Houston. Another 10 were … Continue reading

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In Which Bankers Forgot The GOP’s Safe Word (UPDATED)

Bankers have enjoyed a beautiful friendship with Congressional Republicans, who have kissed back with a slobbering, wet kind of love, such that some suspicious types might, um, suspect that they were whoring it up. A match made, well, not in … Continue reading

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Readin’, Ritin’, and Rifles

  FactTank: “In the aftermath of the deadly shooting at a high school in Parkland, Florida, a majority of American teens say they are very or somewhat worried about the possibility of a shooting happening at their school – and … Continue reading

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