Category Archives: Guns! Guns! Guns!

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Posted on May 24, 2023 by tengrain

Math wiz (or would it be whiz) Lauren Boebert on Family Planning: Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO): “I left a prescription at a pharmacy once. I went to get birth control … The price was very, very high … And I … Continue reading →

Posted in Choice, Lauren 'BoBo' Boebert, Mansplaining, War on Women | 10 Comments

Here’s Some Stupid To Start Your Day

Posted on May 23, 2023 by tengrain

The speculation about why/who broke up Boebert’s marriage: a White Christian Nationalist preacher man! (Which, I might add,  it totally scans they’d be banging Bibles, if you know what I mean and I think you do.) This is false. And … Continue reading →

Posted in Lauren 'BoBo' Boebert, white nationalism, White Punks on Dope | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 18, 2023 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Good work, America: Axios-Ipsos poll: Gun violence soars as public health concern Gun violence has surged ahead of the opioid crisis as Americans’ top public health concern, according to the latest edition of the Axios-Ipsos American Health … Continue reading →

Posted in Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns! | 9 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Posted on May 16, 2023 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Guns have more rights in the Great Stet of Tennessee than mass shooting victims, er, citizens: After school shooting, Tennessee governor signs bill to shield gun firms further against lawsuits NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) — Tennessee Gov. Bill … Continue reading →

Posted in Ammosexuals, Crazeee States, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, NRA, Tennessee | 9 Comments

She’s Available Gentlemen

Posted on May 16, 2023 by tengrain

She’s keeping her one true love (guns) and ditching the dude: Rep. Lauren Boebert, a two-term Colorado Republican, who has garnered a national reputation as a far-right representative, has filed for divorce from her husband of two decades. “It is … Continue reading →

Posted in Guns! Guns! Guns!, Lauren 'BoBo' Boebert, NRA | 8 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid, BoBo?

Posted on May 16, 2023 by tengrain

I just cannot… “Still no surge” says CNN as they show a surge on their graphic. How stupid do they think the American people are? pic.twitter.com/lko1CJBIVA — Lauren Boebert (@laurenboebert) May 15, 2023  

Posted in immigration, Lauren 'BoBo' Boebert, white nationalism, White Punks on Dope | 11 Comments

Bad Signs, Cont.

Posted on May 7, 2023 by tengrain

Possum Hollar found its business model at last. (BDR sent this in a few slaughters ago. We regret the delay.)

Posted in Ammosexuals, Bad Signs, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns! | 5 Comments

Domestic Tuckerism Comes To Texas

Posted on May 7, 2023 by tengrain

In less than five months the United States has already recorded 199 “mass shootings” this year. Yesterday a gunman opened fire on an outlet mall in a Texas suburb, killing at least eight people —including children— and injuring at least seven … Continue reading →

Posted in Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy | 14 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 3, 2023 by tengrain

It happened again. One person was killed and at least four others were injured in a shooting at an Atlanta hospital facility on Wednesday afternoon, and the suspect remains at large, according to police. The Atlanta Police Department said it … Continue reading →

Posted in Guns! Guns! Guns!, Gundamentalists, NRA | 7 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Posted on May 1, 2023 by tengrain

Noted gun-humper Rep. Tim Burchett (R-TN) says the way to fix the mass shooting is more Jeebus. “We need real revival in this country,” he added. “I feel like we’ve turned from the Lord.” Jeebus believes packing heat, as everyone … Continue reading →

Posted in Ammosexuals, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Jump for Jeebus, Xristian Xraxies | 11 Comments