Category Archives: Guns! Guns! Guns!

Thoughts and Prayers From Paul Ryan

I would say that Zombie-Eyed Granny-Starver Paul Ryan is the emptiest suit in DC, but clearly it is not true: he’s stuffed to bursting with the NRA’s Blood Money. But I’m not the only one who is noticing that. This … Continue reading

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The Yutes Will Not Let the NRA Use Them For Target Practice

Really great news: the tech-and-media saavy Yutes of Today are not going to sit down quietly and wait to be slaughtered by the NRA. They are standing up and proclaiming that they will not be target practice any more. I’m … Continue reading

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Take The Gun Out Of The Republicans Cold, Dead, Hands

I’ve read that the upcoming generation is noted for being The Mass Shooting Generation, and it dawns on me too/also that for their entire lives, the U.S. has been at war in the middle east. This is not a generational … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

Who says that the Russian Usurper is void of human empathy as he comforts the survivors of the latest school shooting (as I write this)? “It’s sad something like that could happen.” …and then he waddled off to Merde-a-Lardo. The … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Coach Dave wants to know why none of the wrestlers or football players tackled the kid with the AR-15: The best part? At 21:45 one of his audience members asks why no teacher … Continue reading

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And Now Read This

Susie Madrak over at Crooks and Liars has a positive message that we all need to read and consider: “What’s different this time is that voters have a year of resistance under their belts. They know the war isn’t won, … Continue reading

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Dead Kids Don’t Vote

Nick Bilton, over at Vanity Fair’s The Hive, is a proud alumn of Marjory Stoneman Douglas, the school that was the location of the most recent (as I write this, but who knows now?) gun atrocity. While the article is a … Continue reading

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$20, Same As In Town

Here’s what the NRA paid for all those thoughts and prayers: Senate: Marco Rubio (R-FL) – $9,900 Mitch McConnell (R-KY) – $9,900 Rob Portman (R-OH) – $9,900 Joni Ernst (R-IA) – $9,900 Thom Tillis (R-NC) – $9,900 Dean Heller (R-NV) … Continue reading

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On school shootings, kids, and teachers.

Hi Scissorheads!  Remember me?  I was Tengrain’s Unindicted Co-Conspirator™ for several years, and gave up my status when I returned to full-time teaching.  Been lurking periodically, but now I am back for at least one day.  Thanks, Tengrain! I teach … Continue reading

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And a child shall lead them…

Look, if a teenage kid can clearly articulate a call to action, Marco Rubio should step aside. (Hat tip: Media Matters)

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