Category Archives: Guns! Guns! Guns!

Your Saturday Bottomless Mug of Stupid is Served, Donald

Posted on September 17, 2016 by

The same day Hair Furer Donald Trump says that Hillary Clinton the original birther, he suggests, you know, that someone should assassinate her: And poof! He’s back to the top of the media, and no one is talking about his … Continue reading →

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Ammosexuals, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Hair Furer, Donald Trump | 10 Comments

Your Sunday Sermonette:

Posted on July 10, 2016 by

“Blessed are the piece-holders.” Fox News’ stock in trade is to keep The Olds afeered fer thar lives in Possum Hollar, and so having Dallas’ pastor Jeffress on the Sunday Talkies to tell cowering white Fox viewers that the Cops … Continue reading →

Posted in Death of the Media, Guns! Guns! Guns!, media, Petunia and Pals | 12 Comments

The NRA Shows Us Why We Need To Vote

Posted on July 10, 2016 by

It’s pretty freakin’ obvious that We the People are pretty freakin’ sick of ammosexuals waving their penis enhancers guns in our faces and shoving them down our throats, to co-opt a poetic phrase from Y’all Qaeda. As we saw following the … Continue reading →

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Loose Screw or Unhinged?

Posted on July 8, 2016 by

Hair Furer fanboi Alex Jones wants you to know that it was George Soros who killed the Dallas Police, you know, so he could take over the world. (I didn’t listen to the whole thing, and you shouldn’t have to, … Continue reading →

Posted in conspiracy theories, Guns! Guns! Guns! | 9 Comments

The Medicine Tastes Bitter, Huh Representatives?

Posted on July 8, 2016 by

We keep thinking that the Congress will act on guns when they personally feel the impact of their neglegence: The United States Capitol was placed under a lockdown for about 40 minutes on Friday morning, possibly due to a gun … Continue reading →

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About Last Night…

Posted on July 8, 2016 by

If you feel like you have a hang-over this morning—even if you are innocent of overindulgence—you are not alone; the shootings and aftermath in Dallas Texas was enough to drive everyone over the edge. As always, let’s stick with what … Continue reading →

Posted in Black Lives Matter, Guns! Guns! Guns! | 5 Comments

Your 3-Martini Stupid is Served, Steve King

Posted on June 28, 2016 by

“If everybody in that nightclub, at the Pulse, had been armed, if everybody had a gun, I would say this: I don’t think anybody would have gotten shot.”

Posted in Ammosexuals, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Steve 'Cantaloup Calves' King | 10 Comments

#NoFlyNoBuy

Posted on June 23, 2016 by

In which we disagree with Alex Pareene. Continue reading →

Posted in Guns! Guns! Guns! | 10 Comments

O-K-L-A-H-O-M-A, Not Okay!

Posted on June 23, 2016 by

🎼 🎵 🎶 Folks is dumb where he comes from: I’m not a fan of Morning Squint and the Meat Puppet, but that was pretty great.

Posted in Guns! Guns! Guns! | 5 Comments

Never Under-Estimate The Power of a Mom

Posted on June 23, 2016 by

So I'm meeting with @keithellison. His scheduler walks in and hands him this note. Meeting ends🙂 #NoBillNoBreak pic.twitter.com/JwnusZKZuo — Trita Parsi (@tparsi) June 22, 2016 Best. Note. Ever.

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