Category Archives: Guns! Guns! Guns!

Gun Debate: Opinions Differ!

They’re on, they’re off, who knows what Comrade Stupid and his gun expert Junior Mints are really thinking? Haha, trick question! What’s in it for them is always the answer to that question! The WaPo tells us that the Republicans … Continue reading

Posted in Guns! Guns! Guns! | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Glenn Beck declares civil war if he gets red-flagged for being nuts.

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Glen Beck, Guns! Guns! Guns! | 5 Comments

Stable Genius Still Not Stable, Nor Genius: Guns Edition

Our Stable Genius has said that he was serious about bucking the Gundamentalists and Ammosexuals in the New Confederacy and pushing Congress to create a new background-check system for gun purchases: “Republicans and Democrats must come together and get strong … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Ammosexuals, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, NRA, wayne lapierre | 3 Comments

Simpletons Should Not Have Guns: Hair Füror

We like checking the record now and then to see how politicians have evolved over time, or more likely devolved. Today’s example is of course our own Stable Dead-eyed Dick. Donald Trump Speaks to Reporters in Morristown, New Jersey – … Continue reading

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Junior Mints Trump, Little Buddy Trump | 5 Comments

Republicans Are Up A Tree

ABC News tells us… “The man accused of carrying out last weekend’s deadly mass shooting at a Walmart in the Texas border city of El Paso confessed to officers while he was surrendering and later explained that he had been … Continue reading

Posted in Ammosexuals, Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, NRA, Wingnuttia | 6 Comments

Narcissist Offers Comfort To Gun Lobby, Swamp Undrained

Prznint Stupid was worried that the NRA’s precious fee-fees might get hurt: “President Donald Trump on Friday said he has been speaking with the National Rifle Association to ensure that the gun lobby’s “very strong views” are considered as congressional … Continue reading

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Guns! Guns! Guns!, NeoCons, NRA, The New Confederacy, The Swamp, wayne lapierre, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda | 3 Comments

Tea and Sympathy Tour, Cont.

More details on Hair Füror’s tea and sympathy tour, er, campaign trip to the massacres is leaking out! The WaPo reports that our Stable Genius threw a giant tantrum on Air Forced Once because the Media did not go into … Continue reading

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Guns! Guns! Guns! | 18 Comments

Comrade Trump Unifies Country!

You guys, according to our Imperial-Wizard-in-Chief, he is a Uniter, not a Divider-upper: “President Donald Trump on Wednesday dismissed critics who say his language about immigrants may be inspiring violence, saying they were trying to score political points and that … Continue reading

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, racism, White Punks on Dope | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink — Ivanka Edition

Happy Hour News Briefs Desperately seeking solace, the nation turned it’s weeping eyes to The First Shady, Ivanka Trump, who on Sunday tweeted these comforting words: As our nation mourns the senseless loss of life in El Paso, Texas and … Continue reading

Posted in Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Ivanka-ka, The First Shady, racism, White Punks on Dope | 4 Comments

#MoscowMitch Wants To Regulate Video Games, Not Guns

CNN tells us… “On a private conference call Monday, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell discussed the steps ahead with three committee chairmen and Sen. John Cornyn, whose state of Texas was home to one of the shootings from the weekend. … Continue reading

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, First Amendment, Guns! Guns! Guns!, racism, White Punks on Dope, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda | 8 Comments