Category Archives: Guns! Guns! Guns!

Blessed Are The Heat-Packers

Posted on December 30, 2019 by

Sweet Jeebus, this happened in Texas: A gunman killed two people during a Sunday morning service at a church in White Settlement before members of the congregation fatally shot him, authorities say. Police in White Settlement, about eight miles west … Continue reading →

Posted in Crazeee States, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, NRA, Texas, wayne lapierre | 2 Comments

More, Please

Posted on September 15, 2019 by
Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Amy Klobuchar, Bernie Sanders, Beto O'Rourke, Corey Booker, Elizabeth Warren, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, NRA, Pete Buttigieg | 1 Comment

Father of the Year Wants To Protect The Children

Posted on September 12, 2019 by

Comrade Prznint Stupid is taking the bold step of protecting children from gun violence. Haha, I jest. He wants to stop the Yutes of Tomorrow from vaping: Here's video of Trump telling reporters today that "innocent children" are "coming home … Continue reading →

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Melancholia Trump, The Yutes of Today | 12 Comments

Activism Works

Posted on September 6, 2019 by

Chain stores CVS, Walgreens, and Wegmans Food Market joined Kroger and Walmart requesting that customers do not openly carry firearms in their stores, even where state laws allow it. This is very good news! Even if the Republicans will not … Continue reading →

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SF Says NRA is Domestic Terrorist Organization

Posted on September 5, 2019 by

LATimes: “San Francisco’s Board of Supervisors approved a resolution on Tuesday naming the National Rifle Assn. a domestic terrorist organization and encouraged other cities to do the same… “…Citing recent mass shootings as well as a rise in hate crimes, … Continue reading →

Posted in Domestic Terrorism, Domestic Violence, Guns! Guns! Guns!, NRA | 7 Comments

Gun Legislation Update

Posted on September 4, 2019 by

I’ve done caught the Axios disease! Gah! Walmart will stop selling handgun ammunition, which can be used in military-style weapons, and end handgun sales. Wally also requested that customers stop carrying guns in stores, even in states where open-carry is … Continue reading →

Posted in Ammosexuals, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, NRA | 9 Comments

Guns Over People Party

Posted on September 2, 2019 by

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) tells us: “Following Saturday’s shootings in West Texas, President Donald Trump on Sunday remained firm that his “administration is committed to working with Congress to stop the menace of mass attacks” but did … Continue reading →

Posted in Ammosexuals, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, NRA, wayne lapierre | 5 Comments

Gun Debate: Opinions Differ!

Posted on August 23, 2019 by

They’re on, they’re off, who knows what Comrade Stupid and his gun expert Junior Mints are really thinking? Haha, trick question! What’s in it for them is always the answer to that question! The WaPo tells us that the Republicans … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on August 21, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Glenn Beck declares civil war if he gets red-flagged for being nuts.

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Glenn Beck, Guns! Guns! Guns! | 5 Comments

Stable Genius Still Not Stable, Nor Genius: Guns Edition

Posted on August 21, 2019 by

Our Stable Genius has said that he was serious about bucking the Gundamentalists and Ammosexuals in the New Confederacy and pushing Congress to create a new background-check system for gun purchases: “Republicans and Democrats must come together and get strong … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Ammosexuals, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, NRA, wayne lapierre | 3 Comments