Category Archives: Guns! Guns! Guns!

GOPer Endorses Novel Free Speech Initiative: Shoot ‘Em

Cancel Culture, GOP-Style Buzzfeed News: A Republican Member Of Congress Threatened To Kill Armed Demonstrators In A Facebook Post Rep. Clay Higgins [Ed. note: R – LA, motto: Where the Debris Meets The Sea] has spoken at events organized by … Continue reading

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Mr. Empathy Goes To Kenosha

CNN reports: (CNN)President Donald Trump will travel to Kenosha, Wisconsin, on Tuesday to meet with law enforcement and to survey some of the damage from the recent protests, the White House announced Saturday evening. When asked if the President would … Continue reading

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Tucker’s True Colors

Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson asked: “How shocked are we that 17-year-olds with rifles decided they had to maintain order when no one else would?” He’s trying to make a hero out of a 17-year old vigilante, who drove from … Continue reading

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Breaking: NY AG Goes After The NRA

It’s a step: #BREAKING: I filed a lawsuit to dissolve the National Rifle Association for years of self-dealing and illegal conduct. The @NRA is fraught with fraud and abuse. No organization is above the law. — NY AG James (@NewYorkStateAG) … Continue reading

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Selling Silencers To Assassins

Hey guys remember the Great Betrayal in which Lord Damp Nut has not taken any action against Putin or Russia for offering Taliban assassins bounties for killing American Troops in Afghanistan? Well looky here: Trump admin lifts ban on sales … Continue reading

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Manners Today

They found him. (CNN)Police in Holly, Michigan, have arrested a 68-year-old man on assault charges after he entered a Dollar Tree on Saturday and wiped his face on an employee’s shirt. Holly Police Chief Jerry Narsh said the man entered … Continue reading

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The Return of Very Good People

Here we go again: The Governor of Michigan should give a little, and put out the fire. These are very good people, but they are angry. They want their lives back again, safely! See them, talk to them, make a … Continue reading

Posted in Ammosexuals, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Mansplaining, Pandemics, sexism, Shelter-in-Place | 13 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Possum Hollar, whaddup? The government assigned additional security for Dr. Anthony Fauci in the face of growing threats and fawning admirers. The infectious-diseases expert has become the face of the U.S. government’s response to the coronavirus … Continue reading

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Eiron, The Goddess of Irony, Toots Again!

TRUMP’S MONDAY — The president will deliver remarks to governors at the White House at 11 a.m. He will have lunch with Secretary of State Mike Pompeo at 12:30 p.m. in the private dining room. Trump will greet the Parkland … Continue reading

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Shooting Someone on 5th Ave., Part Infinity

Hey guys, did you know that the Constitution demands socialists to be shot? It’s true, according to Montana State Representative Rodney Garcia! A Montana lawmaker is facing controversy after he claimed at an event for the state’s Republican Party on … Continue reading

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