Category Archives: Guns! Guns! Guns!

Thoughts & Prayers and not much else

Can we pry the gun out of Charleton Heston’s cold, dead hand yet? Still too soon? Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) has put together a handy cut-out-and-keep guide to how much NRA Blood Money every member of Congress gets. … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs The Oaf Keepers tell us that the Texas Church Shooter was probably a leftist gone underground following the failure of the Nov. 4 Revolution (which if you have not heard about, the Oath Keepers claimed that … Continue reading

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Then and Now, Now and Then

We think it might be time to compare and contrast Preznint Stupid’s reaction to two acts of terror committed (so far) during his short tenure in office. It’s instructional in a sense. Anyway, a white guy with an automatic weapons … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs “We are witnesses to the most ruthless attack on a president & the people who voted for him…in American history.” –@DLoesch #NRA pic.twitter.com/rcPAKMVJI0 — NRATV (@NRATV) October 20, 2017 Soulless gundamentalist pessary, Dana Loesch dramatically wants … Continue reading

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Today in Useless Gestures and Hollow Rhetoric

Thoughts and Prayers Bullshit, Redux The Senate has finally passed something this year: Senators approved a resolution on Monday evening honoring the victims of a mass shooting in Las Vegas earlier this month. The Senate passed the resolution, from Sens. Dean Heller … Continue reading

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And Now, A Public Service Announcement

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This Slaughter Brought To You By The GOP and NRA

The next time that there is a mass shooting (and there will be one that will make Stephan Paddock look like an amateur), instead of the candles, crosses, flowers, and teddy bears piled up at the abottoir, I suggest a … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs I’ve been waiting for the Oath Keepers (or one of the other vigilante groups) to weigh in on the shooting in Las Vegas, and they do not disappoint. So here we go (no link for obvious … Continue reading

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Bad Ads, Cont.

Scissorhead Moeman has done the research and found the Ur-text (so to speak) for the descriptive phrase Gun Nuts. We’re all about the learning here at MPS.

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Son ofa Gun: Maybe Something Will Change?

Mike ‘Payola’ Allen writing the Axios morning email thingie tells us that there might actually be some movement in Greater Wingnuttia to actually do something about guns: “After Years of Resistance, G.O.P. May Back Gun Control Measure,” N.Y. Times’ Sheryl … Continue reading

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