Category Archives: Guns! Guns! Guns!

This Exists

Yes, you too can have a shot while being shot with this shot glass. Serving suggestion: toast to Charleton ‘Dead Hands’ Heston or Wayne LaPierre, because booze and bullets.

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Your Saturday Bottomless Mug of Stupid is Served, Donald

The same day Hair Furer Donald Trump says that Hillary Clinton the original birther, he suggests, you know, that someone should assassinate her: And poof! He’s back to the top of the media, and no one is talking about his … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Ammosexuals, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Hair Furer, Donald Trump | 10 Comments

Your Sunday Sermonette:

“Blessed are the piece-holders.” Fox News’ stock in trade is to keep The Olds afeered fer thar lives in Possum Hollar, and so having Dallas’ pastor Jeffress on the Sunday Talkies to tell cowering white Fox viewers that the Cops … Continue reading

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The NRA Shows Us Why We Need To Vote

It’s pretty freakin’ obvious that We the People are pretty freakin’ sick of ammosexuals waving their penis enhancers guns in our faces and shoving them down our throats, to co-opt a poetic phrase from Y’all Qaeda. As we saw following the … Continue reading

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Loose Screw or Unhinged?

Hair Furer fanboi Alex Jones wants you to know that it was George Soros who killed the Dallas Police, you know, so he could take over the world. (I didn’t listen to the whole thing, and you shouldn’t have to, … Continue reading

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The Medicine Tastes Bitter, Huh Representatives?

We keep thinking that the Congress will act on guns when they personally feel the impact of their neglegence: The United States Capitol was placed under a lockdown for about 40 minutes on Friday morning, possibly due to a gun … Continue reading

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About Last Night…

If you feel like you have a hang-over this morning—even if you are innocent of overindulgence—you are not alone; the shootings and aftermath in Dallas Texas was enough to drive everyone over the edge. As always, let’s stick with what … Continue reading

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Your 3-Martini Stupid is Served, Steve King

“If everybody in that nightclub, at the Pulse, had been armed, if everybody had a gun, I would say this: I don’t think anybody would have gotten shot.”

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In which we disagree with Alex Pareene. Continue reading

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O-K-L-A-H-O-M-A, Not Okay!

🎼 🎵 🎶 Folks is dumb where he comes from: I’m not a fan of Morning Squint and the Meat Puppet, but that was pretty great.

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