Category Archives: Guns! Guns! Guns!

Your Sunday Sermonette:

“Blessed are the piece-holders.” Fox News’ stock in trade is to keep The Olds afeered fer thar lives in Possum Hollar, and so having Dallas’ pastor Jeffress on the Sunday Talkies to tell cowering white Fox viewers that the Cops … Continue reading

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The NRA Shows Us Why We Need To Vote

It’s pretty freakin’ obvious that We the People are pretty freakin’ sick of ammosexuals waving their penis enhancers guns in our faces and shoving them down our throats, to co-opt a poetic phrase from Y’all Qaeda. As we saw following the … Continue reading

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Loose Screw or Unhinged?

Hair Furer fanboi Alex Jones wants you to know that it was George Soros who killed the Dallas Police, you know, so he could take over the world. (I didn’t listen to the whole thing, and you shouldn’t have to, … Continue reading

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The Medicine Tastes Bitter, Huh Representatives?

We keep thinking that the Congress will act on guns when they personally feel the impact of their neglegence: The United States Capitol was placed under a lockdown for about 40 minutes on Friday morning, possibly due to a gun … Continue reading

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About Last Night…

If you feel like you have a hang-over this morning—even if you are innocent of overindulgence—you are not alone; the shootings and aftermath in Dallas Texas was enough to drive everyone over the edge. As always, let’s stick with what … Continue reading

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Your 3-Martini Stupid is Served, Steve King

“If everybody in that nightclub, at the Pulse, had been armed, if everybody had a gun, I would say this: I don’t think anybody would have gotten shot.”

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#NoFlyNoBuy

In which we disagree with Alex Pareene. Continue reading

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O-K-L-A-H-O-M-A, Not Okay!

🎼 🎵 🎶 Folks is dumb where he comes from: I’m not a fan of Morning Squint and the Meat Puppet, but that was pretty great.

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Never Under-Estimate The Power of a Mom

So I'm meeting with @keithellison. His scheduler walks in and hands him this note. Meeting ends🙂 #NoBillNoBreak pic.twitter.com/JwnusZKZuo — Trita Parsi (@tparsi) June 22, 2016 Best. Note. Ever.

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POTUS Speaks!

Thank you John Lewis for leading on gun violence where we need it most. https://t.co/vctfqAH5Wt — President Obama (@POTUS) June 22, 2016 John Lewis really is an American Hero, the very definition thereof.

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