Category Archives: grifters

Follow The Money!

…except that for Deadbeat Donald’s campaign, there really isn’t any: Donald Trump’s campaign started the month with a paltry $1.3 million in cash — a mere fraction of Hillary Clinton’s $42.5 million war chest — putting the GOP front-runner at … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift

Let’s dispell this myth that Marco Rubio stands for much of anything: (CNN) Marco Rubio says he plans to attend the Republican convention, will release his delegates to vote for Donald Trump and would be willing to speak on Trump’s … Continue reading

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Destination TeeVee

Morningstar TV’s Prophetic Perspectives: Rick [Joyner] interviews Todd Bentley of FreshFire Ministries about his mission to Pakistan, where a boy and two men were raised from the dead. Sounds dirty, or maybe an informercial for Viagra? Hard to say. As … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink (Ohio Edition)

Happy Hour News Briefs Say, are there any Scissorheads in Ohio? specifically in Medina, Ashland, Richland, or Holmes Counties? If so, Faith2Action President Janet Folger Porter is running for office there and she has a little voting guide for you: … Continue reading

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Ben Carson: The Little Book Tour That Could

I think I can… I think I can… According to Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!), amateur Egyptologist and renowned knife fighter Ben Carson is still in The 2016 Goat Rodeo to win it: [Ben Carson] “has raised about … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift, Part Infinity

Momma Needs A New Bolero Well, that didn’t take long: Touting Palin’s “historic” endorsement of Trump, an email to supporters got right to the point: cash donations. “SarahPAC plans to continue endorsing anti-establishment candidates who will not play politics as … Continue reading

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In the Words of Mooselini

Grifters Gotta Grift “We have not yet Belgium to derp,” Mooselini didn’t say. “When asked why I would jump into a primary — kind of stirring it up a little bit maybe — and choose one over some friends who … Continue reading

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Palin to Endorse… Palin

Vanilla ISIS Donald Trump is hinting that today he will get a YUGE endorsement, probably from Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin. Wingnuttia is flinging poo already: Cruz aide: ‘Deeply disappointed’ if Palin endorsed Trump I think it … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift, Part Infinity

The only candidate in the 2016 Goat Rodeo to use “knife” as a verb, Bennie-the-Blade Carson’s campaign is shedding another major staffer: Dean Parker, Ben Carson's finance chair has resigned. pic.twitter.com/J61OFPP2lH — Patrick Cornell (@PCornellCNN) January 14, 2016 So why … Continue reading

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You Can’t Explain That!

Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, the self-proclaimed prophet Cindy Jacobs tells us about the time she commanded the weather to change: “… [A friend] came to me and said, “Cindy, do something!” This is what my … Continue reading

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