Category Archives: grifters

Cindy Jacobs and The Spanish Word of the Day Calendar Save Us From North Korea, for Jeebus

Hold the presses! Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, Cindy Jacobs, nasally brays and interrupts the panel during the Potato Slop Maven’s Grifting Hour to give us the breaking news from Gawd, live and on the spot! … Continue reading

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Parting Glances and Door-prizes

Grifters Gotta Grift Jason Chaffetz is proposing a gift to his fellow grifters as he departs for Kolob or whatevs: Just days before he resigns from Congress, Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-Utah) said Monday that House and Senate lawmakers should receive … Continue reading

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Who’s Punching A Nazi Today?

Gotta love this: Richard Spencer’s white-nationalist think tank broke Virginia nonprofit law Richard Spencer’s white nationalist think tank broke Virginia nonprofit laws by failing to register in the state and by not telling prospective donors it had lost its tax-exempt … Continue reading

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Tens of People Show Up for NOM’s March For Marriage

If you’ve been watching unwed mother Maggie Gallagher’s former pity party, the National Organization for Marriage (NOM) since the election, you would know that the current Maggie, a chappie by the name Brian Brown has been issuing a non-stop fundraising … Continue reading

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What Could Go Wrong?

Grifters Gotta Grift Trump turns his eye to the Apprenticeship program as part of his new weekly initiative. Take it away, Tiger Beat! President Donald Trump is expected to sign an executive order Wednesday that would virtually eliminate oversight of … Continue reading

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Some Covfefe For Your Morning Stupid?

Poor Corey Lewandowski, all he wanted was to get back on the Trump Train and pound a reporters into the ground for a few hundred thousand Ameros. Is that too much to ask? Apparently, the answer is YES. The White … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Is it already time for potato slop bucket maven and end-times preacher Jim Bakker to tell us that we are on the edge of a civil war? Why, yes. Yes it is. Grifters Gotta Grift. Not … Continue reading

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You Say Potato(e), Jim Bakker Says Bucket

Grifters Gotta Grift Potato-slop maven/grifter Jim Bakker didn’t get the memo that Our Savior, Hair Führer, has killed ISIS dead by saying Radical Islamic Terrorism, and stopped the Sharia from coming to Merika, praise Jeebus, so Bakker is continuing to … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Rick Wiles, doomsday maven, takes our axiom that Grifters Gotta Grift to a whole new level: So, give bigly of your Ameros and buy Elmer Gantry Rick Wiles a teevee studio, and Dawg Almighty will bless … Continue reading

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*You* Are the Product

We’ve long said that what sets Facebook aside is not that they sell ads that are directed towards you, it is that they harvest and mine your data and sell that to the ad agencies. And you give them this … Continue reading

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