Category Archives: Grifters Gotta Grift

David Perdue Lashes Himself to Trump Again, Hilarity Ensues

Notable Georgeduh grifter and 2020 loser David Perdue is dumber than I thought, and that takes some doing. Anyway, Perdue is lagging in the polls, got no traction at the recent rally twice-impeached LOSER ex-Prznint in Georgeduh, and so finally … Continue reading

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Former First Shady Ivanka Trump: Let Them Eat…

…gruel. Ivanka took to Instagramming herself again, in her usual fame-whore way, taking an issue and making it all about herself.  She wanted her followers to know that she sent more than 1 million meals (meals, and notably not dollars and certainly … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, David Perdue

Grifters Gotta Grift “Such an outsider,” he did not add, “that I got booted for insider trading!” https://t.co/PX16mRCxQ3 — ✂️ 𝙏𝘦𝘯𝘨𝙧𝘢𝙞𝘯 🇺🇦 Wolverines! (@Tengrain) March 31, 2022 Besides being such an obvious crook and thus losing his senatorial re-election bid, … Continue reading

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Budget Day

All the morning email thingies are being dramatic about details of President Handsome Joe Biden’s 2022 fiscal blueprint, and sadly, our Failed Political Press is failing to mention that whatever the White House releases today is NOT a bill that moves … Continue reading

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Trump To Touch Bible For Second Time, Allegedly

Grifters Gotta Grift As long as we’re talking about the Trump Crime Family, CNN tells us that they are going to be deposed in May for their involvement in yet another grift. The lawsuit, which was filed in 2018, alleges … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift

Something weird going on here: CASH ON HAND, 2/28/2022: TRUMP: $110.4M DNC: $52.9M RNC: $45.5Mhttps://t.co/J0SgealaKL https://t.co/iZJIy9i2I0 https://t.co/ApZVFDKe9j pic.twitter.com/DX0CaVRy1s — Kenneth P. Vogel (@kenvogel) March 21, 2022 Lord Damp Nut is sitting on all that money. He’s keeping it from other … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Suckers and losers got grifted: Former president Donald Trump’s political group sent at least 15 emails in recent weeks offering small-dollar donors the chance to win a coveted prize if they gave money: dinner with Trump in … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, MAGA?

Well, the Scissorheads called it: Former President Donald Trump is fundraising for a new “Trump Force One” airplane after a private jet he was traveling in was forced to make an emergency landing this weekend… The fundraising email said Trump … Continue reading

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Lunchtime Reading

I keep trying to understand crypto-currencies, and especially now that Wall Street is starting to embrace it (anyone remember the 2008 crash?). Here comes trouble! Even President Handsome Joe Biden has signed an executive order about it. Anyway, this blog … Continue reading

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Great Signs, Cont.

Which reminds me: the truck convoy is due to arrive in DC this weekend. Related: Grifters Gotta Grift – A nonprofit says it collected over $1.5 million for a D.C.-region-bound truck convoy. Its director recently pleaded guilty to fraud. Just sayin’.

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