Category Archives: Grifters Gotta Grift

Nothing to See Here, Move Along

Honest-to-Dawg, the Russian Usurper is a crook: New @FEC filing: Donald Trump’s 2020 re-election campaign paid $194,247.57 to Trump family members, properties & businesses in the final quarter of last year alone—steering over $1.8 MILLION in donations from presidential campaign … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, the Prophet Cindy Jacobs, tells us another of her prophecies that has come true: it was her “prophetic word” that prompted former South Korean president Lee Myung-bak … Continue reading

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Quote of the Day

“It’s just so unfair that American companies aren’t allowed to pay bribes to get business overseas. We’re going to change that.” Prznint Transaction, who obviously wants a cut of the action, from another excerpt of “A Very Stable Genius”

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Cindy Jacobs, Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, tells us after the fact about another communiqué she had with Almighty Dawg: “Around six months or so ago, I issued a warning that there … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift

And speaking of Grifters, living typo and worst Bond villain ever, Steve Mnuchin is in the headlines for, well, take it away, WaPo: Mnuchin seeks delay of proposed disclosure of Secret Service spending on presidential travel until after election “The … Continue reading

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Griftopia For Sale!

Grifters Gotta Grift The Hill tells us that the Trump Organization plans to cut off bids on its Washington, D.C., hotel on Jan. 23, so if you want to own a piece of emoluments-clause violating Constitutional history, get your bids … Continue reading

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The First Shady To Address CES in Vegas

Grifters Hey guys, who knew that the Consumer Electronics Show has invited the First Shady to give the keynote speech at their big show? Because nothing says honoring women in tech than having an Instagram’ing fiend address the hordes of … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift

You’ll never guess who The Russian Usurper is sending to the World Economic Forum in Davos! Ivanka Trump and Kushner serve as assistants and advisers to the president and have accompanied the senior Trump on numerous official appearances. Several Cabinet … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Let’s listen as Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear Cindy Jacobs explains to Potato Slop Maven Jim Bakker how being a prophet of her calibre works: Cindy Jacobs explains that Jim Bakker needs … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift, NeverTrumpers Edition

We’ve long said that given the first opportunity, the so-called NeverTrumpers will return to form and become Republicans again. We submit into evidence the new SuperPac from NeverTrumpers George ‘War of the Roses’ Conway, Steve ‘Starbucks’ Schmidt, John  ‘Kasich’s Brain’ … Continue reading

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