Category Archives: Grifters Gotta Grift

Prznint’s Pro Shop Problems

This goofy article caught my eye this morning, from Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!): There’s an under-the-radar perk being offered to staffers in President Donald Trump’s administration — discounts on Trump-branded merchandise sold at his Bedminster, New Jersey, … Continue reading

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Job Opening Soon In The Swamp! Inquire Within!

I know it is probably a shock to Scissorheads everywhere that a member in good standing of the GOP and holder of elected office has been charged with insider trading. Yes, Rep. Chris Collins, the very first Republican who endorsed … Continue reading

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Wilbur Ross Stands Alone

Grifters Gotta Grift It is not news that the Fourth Reich is stuffed to the gizzard with grifters. Sure we had Scott ‘sticky fingers’ Pruitt, and before him frequent flyer enthusiast Tom Price, and of course Ryan ‘King of Beers’ … Continue reading

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Wilbur Ross Takes a Meeting

Grifters Gotta Grift When last we checked in with the Living Unisom, Wilbur Ross had shorted the Russian stock Navigator Holdings, the SEC was investigating him for insider trading, and he had neglected to update his financial disclosure forms. So guess … Continue reading

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Rip-Off Artist Heads To Europe to Rip-off Europe

Grifters Gotta Grift Comrade Trump is heading to Europe for the NATO meeting, and like all good house guests, he’s planning on being gracious and thoughtful for the kindness and courtesies of his hosts. Let’s see his state-of-the-art diplomacy and … Continue reading

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Pruitt: ‘Goodbye, and Don’t Count The Forks’

Grifters Gotta Grift Scott Pruitt presents a master class in toadying to the mango-hued shitgibbon: “Mr. President, it has been an honor to serve you in the Cabinet as Administrator of the EPA. Truly, your confidence in me has blessed … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Potato slop maven Jim Bakker want us to know that once the END TIMES happens, you can trade a packet of his coffee for a brand new car, which means, I suppose, that Bakker is telling … Continue reading

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‘Check, Please’ – Scott Pruitt is Latest Diner, Dashed

More, Please So who will cry for The Fourth Reich’s most-grasping, grifter Scott Pruitt? No one, it seems. Let’s meet Kristin Mink, our latest patriot-hero to confront a vile frontman for fascism as he dined with his security detail (whom, … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift, Part Infinity

Hey guys, remember that time Wilbur Ross shorted the Russian stock Navigator Holdings when he was contacted by the New York Times about the story they were writing about his ties to that company? It seems the Dims have sent … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift, Part Infinity

Oh, Wilburrrrrr… “Amid President Trump’s headaches confirming cabinet secretaries, from neophyte Rex Tillerson to conflict-prone Scott Pruitt to unprepared Betsy DeVos, all of whom squeezed through, Wilbur Ross was a tonic. With his blue power suit and decades of dealmaking, … Continue reading

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