Category Archives: Grifters Gotta Grift

Grifters Gotta Grift

Posted on August 16, 2019 by

You might recall that somnambulant grifter Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross, who upon joining the 4th Reich was supposed to sell the shares of his investment Invesco—but oops! didn’t and made a hefty return on his investment—is now overseeing Comrade McDeals’ … Continue reading →

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Bedtime for Wilbur Ross?

Posted on July 23, 2019 by

Yesterday, Scissorheads on Twitter were tweeting this story about living Unisom Wilbur Ross at me… OMG. “Because he tends to fall asleep in meetings, they try not to put him in a position where that could happen” https://t.co/ZgxjeR1nS3 — Neal … Continue reading →

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Grifters Gotta Grift, Part Infinity

Posted on July 22, 2019 by

Axios morning email thingie informs us of the latest (potential?) violation of the Emoluments Clause (weird formatting and enigmatic bullet usage is theirs, I swear): The Trump administration, which next year will host the leaders of the world’s most powerful … Continue reading →

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Grifters Gotta Grift, The Law | 5 Comments

Petunia And Pals in the News!

Posted on July 16, 2019 by

The IndyStar tells us… “Ex-Fox & Friends co-host Clayton Morris has left the country amid more than two dozen lawsuits from investors who say he defrauded them in real estate deals involving properties in Indianapolis. “ And I guess we … Continue reading →

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News From Grifter Central

Posted on July 8, 2019 by

Grifters Gotta Grift The popular statement, “everything Trump touches dies,” is in effect. Take it away, LATimes: “A federal grand jury in New York is investigating top Republican fundraiser Elliott Broidy, examining whether he used his position as vice chair … Continue reading →

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Grifters Gotta Grift, Sex fiends | 8 Comments

Breaking: Dem’s Play Hardball With Treasury

Posted on July 2, 2019 by

Axios: House Ways and Means Chairman Richard Neal is filing a lawsuit against the U.S. Treasury Department in an effort to compel the Internal Revenue Service to turn over President Trump’s tax returns. Why it matters: Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin … Continue reading →

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Grifters Gotta Grift, Human typo Steve Mnuchin, Tax Cheat, Taxes | 6 Comments

‘UberEats With Guns’

Posted on July 2, 2019 by

Gifters Gotta Grift In the long conga-line of gravy-sucking grifters of the Fourth Reich, from Tom “fly me” Price to Scott “buy me” Pruitt to shipping Queen Elaine Chao, it’s the rare cabinet member that is not caught with his/her … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Elaine Chao, Grifters Gotta Grift, Mike Pompeo, Scott Pruitt Fossil-Fuel Fetishist, Tom 'Co-Pay-2-Play' Price | 2 Comments

Comrade Trump’s One-Fingered Salute to the USA: Hooray for The Red, White, and Screwed!

Posted on June 30, 2019 by

Grifters Gotta Grift Again, you really cannot make this up: Trump’s 4th of July ‘Salute to America’ event to include ticketed section for VIPs “Washington (CNN)President Donald Trump’s July Fourth celebration on the Lincoln Memorial in Washington, DC, will include … Continue reading →

Posted in Bad Holidays, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Grifters Gotta Grift, holidays, Independence Day | 12 Comments

When They tell You Who They Are, Believe Them (Part Infinity)

Posted on June 29, 2019 by

The Guardian: “Donald Trump joked with Vladimir Putin about getting rid of journalists and Russian meddling in US elections when the two leaders met at the G20 summit in Japan. “As they sat for photographs at the start of their … Continue reading →

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Grifters Gotta Grift, Pooty-Poot Putin, snark | 5 Comments

Grifters Gotta Grift, Part Infinity

Posted on June 27, 2019 by

Junior Mints is taking time off from his daily grind of trying to get Daddy to notice him, to peddle some fine schwag from the Individual-1 stay-out-of-prison store: Working on my summer dad bod with some new swag from the … Continue reading →

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