Category Archives: Grifters Gotta Grift

Grifters Gotta Grift: Kushner Edition

Hey guys, remember the other day when Comrade Stupid pretty much accepted a bribe to remove sanctions on China’s ZTE technology company 72 hours after the Trump Company got an offer to build hotels, golf courses, and condos for some … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift

It seems like it was only a month ago that Comrade Stupid banned shipments of US tech to ZTE. The Commerce Department said that ZTE violated American sanctions against Iran and North Korea, and their technology, which uses some US … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift

Our old pal Mooselini has a new angle: She is now an Instagram Influencer: “Former Republican vice presidential nominee and Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin shared a photo of a “skinny tea” along with a discount code for 15% off for … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs (Music to accompany this post.) Dr. Chaps tells us that “there will come a day when Judge Roy Moore is vindicated before the entire world, and given the honor he was due, when so cruelly defamed … Continue reading

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Claim Chowder is Served!

I have stated my concerns with Amazon long before the Election. Unlike others, they pay little or no taxes to state & local governments, use our Postal System as their Delivery Boy (causing tremendous loss to the U.S.), and are … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey guys, you remember the Firefighter-Prophet dude, Mark Taylor? You know, the guy who warned us that the Illuminati and Free Masons were coming for the vital juices of the residents of Possum Hollar what with frequency rays … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Notable Infowars supplements salesman Milo Yappingpapaya had to cancel a speech in Scottsdale in the terrible sand kingdom of Arizonastan because of death threats to his person… “URGENT NOTICE TO PHOENIX TICKET-HOLDERS,” his note said. “Scottsdale Police … Continue reading

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They’re Doing This Just To Troll Us

Scissorhead Skinny-D alerts us to… Thousands sign petition calling for national holiday for Rev. Billy Graham …The Change.org petition, which was started six days ago by user Kyle Siler, had more than 60,736 signatures as of Monday morning and is addressed to … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Sweet Jeebus!

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Playing Government

This is gonna leave a mark: “Meanwhile, [Chief of Staff John Kelly] has grown increasingly frustrated with Ivanka Trump since he entered the West Wing last July, people familiar with the situation say. He often feels that she tries to … Continue reading

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