Category Archives: Grifters Gotta Grift

The Best People, Cont.

Posted on April 6, 2020 by

In case you were missing the antics of Prznint Stupid’s second stupidest lawyer Wrong Again Rudy, well let’s catch-up! This @jdawsey1 story about Rudy Giuliani attempting to advise President Trump during the pandemic reminds me that on March 17, as … Continue reading →

Posted in Grifters Gotta Grift, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pandemics, Wrong-Again Rudy | 8 Comments

Grift Du Jour? Sure, Why Not?

Posted on April 6, 2020 by

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) email thingie kicks off their day as follows: AXIOS’ JONATHAN SWAN had a great scoop Sunday night about a tiff involving PETER NAVARRO and ANTHONY FAUCI over the usefulness of hydroxychloroquine. THE STORY … Continue reading →

Posted in Grifters Gotta Grift, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pandemics | 8 Comments

I’m Shocked (Part Infinity)

Posted on April 1, 2020 by

BREAKING: Sen. Kelly Loeffler (R-GA) has reported *more* stock sales amid insider allegation accusations. Among that spate of sales, though, was an interesting stock purchase– in a company that makes COVID-19 protective garments.https://t.co/nqz32WlgmH — Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen) April 1, … Continue reading →

Posted in Grifters Gotta Grift, Sen. Kelly Loeffler | 7 Comments

I’m Shocked. Shocked, I Say (Part Infinity)

Posted on March 30, 2020 by

Liberty University student tests positive for Covid-19 after Falwell reopens campus Nearly a dozen students showed symptoms of coronavirus after Jerry Falwell Jr defied calls for closures and invited them to return …Last week, Falwell invited the school’s 5,000 students … Continue reading →

Posted in Grifters Gotta Grift, Jerry Falwell Jr., Pandemics, Theocrats | 18 Comments

Why Trump Chose Easter To Kill Us, er, Open Up The Economy

Posted on March 28, 2020 by

Noted serial-adulterer, grifter, and tax cheat, and scam university provost Lord Damp Nut is a very pious man. We learned that he was deeply moved by his fellow grifters, er, evangelicals who were preaching to empty megachurches. And when the … Continue reading →

Posted in Grifters Gotta Grift, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pandemics | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on March 24, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Grifters Gotta Grift — up until the moment that the Feds tell you to knock it off. Ol’ Jimbo doesn’t want to go back to da joint.

Posted in Grifters Gotta Grift, Jim Bakker, Theocrats | 5 Comments

And Now a Word From Jr. Mints

Posted on March 23, 2020 by

What’s your point? 2 grams of caffeine can kill you too, but no one is planning on prescribing that much. This bullshit is why everyone hates and doesn’t trust the media. They are trying to create fear for clicks with … Continue reading →

Posted in Grifters Gotta Grift, Junior Mints Trump, Pandemics, snark | 6 Comments

Georgia Sen. Kelly Loeffler Sold Stock, Too

Posted on March 20, 2020 by

Georgia Sen. Kelly Loeffler, a new senator who is up for re-election this year, sold off hundreds of thousands of dollars in stock in late January, as senators began to get briefings on the virus, also according to Senate records. … Continue reading →

Posted in Crazeee States, Georgia, Grifters Gotta Grift, Sen. Kelly Loeffler | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Posted on March 19, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs When historians write the history of this era, the craven cowardice of the Republicans will be featured, but this story will stand out amongst all the other slings and arrows of outrageous misfortune: Secret Recording Exposes … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Grifters Gotta Grift, Pandemics, Sen. Richard Burr, Wingnuttia | 18 Comments

Sunday News That Will Drive You to Drink

Posted on March 15, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Comrade Art of the Deal tries his hand at buying a vaccine: The Trump administration has offered a German medical company “large sums of money” for exclusive access to a Covid-19 vaccine, German media have reported. … Continue reading →

Posted in Grifters Gotta Grift, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pandemics, Pooty-Poot Putin | 11 Comments