Category Archives: Grifters Gotta Grift

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Hey guys, remember the other day when we inadvertently learned that Hair Füror was semi-literate and was writing captions (“Some of them by hand!” according to Junior Mints) for pictures someone else took to release as a … Continue reading

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RNC: Grifters Gotta Grift, Part Infinity

This shouldn’t come as much of a surprise, but the RNC confirms that they are a wholly-pwned subsidiary of the Trump Crime Family: RNC is paying some of Trump’s legal fees in New York probe into Trump Organization And here’s … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News To paraphrase Dean Wormer, “Fat, dumb and broke is no way to go through life, Rep. 3-Names…” – Greene accrues at least $48K in fines for ignoring House mask mandate Rep.Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) has been reprimanded … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift

ProPublica has the story: Burr’s Brother-in-Law Called Stock Broker, One Minute After Getting Off Phone With Senator According to the SEC, Sen. Richard Burr of North Carolina, then chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee, had material nonpublic information about coronavirus … Continue reading

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A Fool and Her Money Are Soon Grifted

Rep. 3-Names invested up to $50,000 in the SPAC* stock linked to Donald Trump’s planned social media platform. It’s performing about as well as any Trump bidness: But based on [Digital World Acquisition Corp] price fluctuations and when Greene said … Continue reading

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UPDATED: GQP Threats and the Stench of Desperation

Grifters Gotta Grift These NRCC fundraising texts are getting intense pic.twitter.com/2Smm3NXCYy — Andrew Solender (@AndrewSolender) October 14, 2021 I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything like that. And that’s not from Hair Füror’s PAC, that’s a long-standing organized GOP entity. … Continue reading

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Sinema Leaves US — ‘Anywhere But Here’ Tour

Krysten Sinema, the senator from the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan and half of the obstruction duo, has left DC and is headed to Europe on a fund-raising tour: “Sen. Kyrsten Sinema, the moderate Arizona Democrat who has objected to … Continue reading

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Area Businessman Not Good At Business

Hair Füror, the same guy who lost a fortune running casinos in New Jersey, lost a fortune running a hotel in Expense Account Central, er,  Washington DC: Washington (CNN)Former President Donald Trump racked up more than $70 million in losses … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Hipster Barbie is M.I.A: “With Democrats pleading for a deal on a hard-fought social safety net bill, one of the key holdouts, Sen. Kyrsten Sinema (D-AZ) left Washington on Friday. The reason, her spokesman said, was a … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift

Wingnut Welfare Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) society pages want us to know that Mme McConnell, Elaine Chao, has gotten another promotion from the usual suspects: Former Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao is joining the Ronald Reagan Presidential Foundation’s … Continue reading

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