Category Archives: Grifters Gotta Grift

(UPDATED) Nuts and Boltons

Posted on June 18, 2020 by

OK, the stories leaking out of the Bolton Book are juicy, if true. But everything we wrote last night stands. Axios morning email thingie leads: John Bolton’s brutal memoir about his 17 months in the White House portrays President Trump … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, 4th Reich, Grifters Gotta Grift, John Bomb-Em-All Bolton, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 11 Comments

I’m Shocked: “Senate Ethics Committee drops probe of Loeffler stock trades”

Posted on June 17, 2020 by

Who wouldda thunk it, that the Republicans would drop the probe of another Republican? It’s a modern miracle.

Posted in Grifters Gotta Grift, Sen. Kelly Loeffler | 7 Comments

Trump Virus Round-up

Posted on June 16, 2020 by

Axios morning email thingie tells us what we already know (Enigmatic emboldening and capricious bullets are theirs): Eight in 10 Americans worry about a second virus wave, the Axios-Ipsos Coronavirus Index finds, with large majorities saying they’d resume social distancing, … Continue reading →

Posted in Distancing, Grifters Gotta Grift, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Testing, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 9 Comments

Worst. Bond. Villian. Ever., Cont.

Posted on June 12, 2020 by

In a shocking development that no one (everyone) predicted regarding walking typo and Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin’s $500BILLION Amero slush fund… (Politico email thingie): No transparency— In a stunning move, the Trump administration is signaling that it won’t disclose the … Continue reading →

Posted in Grifters Gotta Grift, Steve 'Living Typo' Mnunchin | 6 Comments

Hows That Hydroxychloroquine Investment Working Out For Ya, Trump?

Posted on May 26, 2020 by

Claim Chowder Guys, remember when we learned that Prznint McGrifter and the rest of the Trump Crime Family was profiteering on hydroxychloroquine? How’s it going? The MIT Technology Review tells us that the antimalarial drug Trump took for covid might actually … Continue reading →

Posted in Claim Chowder, Grifters Gotta Grift, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pandemics | 3 Comments

Butter and Jam It, Loeffler, You’re Toast

Posted on May 22, 2020 by

Grifters It’s long been the position of MPS that we’d be better off without the un-democratic (little Dee) Senate. It doesn’t represent Wee the Peeples and seems to be both a cork in the rectum of progress, and the ground … Continue reading →

Posted in Grifters Gotta Grift, Sen. Kelly Loeffler | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 21, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Amongst all the squid ink that Lord Damp Nut squirted the other day when boldly announced he was gulping down malaria meds to ward-off a virus,  the press was distracted from the firing of the State … Continue reading →

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Elaine Chao, Grifters Gotta Grift, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 7 Comments

(UPDATED) 4 Out of 5 Doctors…

Posted on May 21, 2020 by

Grifters Gotta Grift Hey guys, Wingnuttia is trying to find a flock of ducks, or at least a few quacks to go on the electric teevee machine to tell us that opening up from the Trump-Virus is a spiffy idea: … Continue reading →

Posted in Grifters Gotta Grift, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, masks, Pandemics | 4 Comments

(UPDATED) Trump Crime Family Profiteering on Trump-Virus, Who Knew?

Posted on May 20, 2020 by

Who can say if Lord Damp Nut is actually taking hydroxychloroquine (or if his handlers are just slipping him a Flintstones Vitamin and lying), and frankly who cares? Fox News, that’s who! So, the White House Physician responded to Uncle … Continue reading →

Posted in Grifters Gotta Grift, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pandemics, Trump Crime Family | 10 Comments

Pompeo and Circumstance

Posted on May 18, 2020 by

Grifters Angry end-times theocrat and undiplomatic top diplomat for the 4th Reich, Secretary of State Mike Pompeo is at the root of why the State Department Inspector General was You’re Fired’ed. But what was the underlying investigation about? NYTimes tell … Continue reading →

Posted in Grifters Gotta Grift, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Mike 'Grifting for Jeebus' Pompeo | 11 Comments