Category Archives: Grifters Gotta Grift

PA GOP Starts Their Own 2020 Goat Rodeo Audit, What Could Go Wrong?

Buzzfeed News tells us: Pennsylvania Senate Republicans voted Wednesday to subpoena vast troves of personal information about millions of voters, including partial Social Security numbers, as they engage with false conspiracies about the 2020 election… But Pennsylvania appears to be … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News This market crash will be brought to America by #MoscowMitch: McConnell: “Republicans are united in opposition to raising the debt ceiling.” He says it needs to be done but Democrats need to do it on their own … Continue reading

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Grifters Gotta Grift, The Miracle of the Trump Economy, Wingnuttia | 10 Comments

The Big Lie Continues!

Grifters Gotta Grift Guys, the Fraudit launched by the terrible sand people of the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan is spreading: Top Republicans in Pennsylvania and Wisconsin have recently thrown their support behind new hunts for fraud or irregularities in … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Grifters Gotta Grift, The Big Lie, The Stupid Coup | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News The fire sale continues: Former President Trump is in advanced talks to sell rights to his Trump International Hotel in Washington, D.C., sources tell Axios. Why it matters: The removal of Trump’s big, golden name from Pennsylvania … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift… themselves?

He’s fleecing the rubes to pay himself retail rent in his building he cannot rent out: Trump’s PAC is paying nearly $40,000 a month for a Trump Tower space that its staffers are hardly using, report says Highlights: Trump’s political … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift (Maybe?)

Guys,  the Proud Boys and other weak-brained insurrectionists have misplaced their noted ambulance chaser defender John Pierce, last seen being fired by vigilante Kyle Rittenhouse after some financial shenanigans!!1! Capitol riot lawyer John Pierce goes missing with Covid excuse and … Continue reading

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‘Always Be Closing’

Axios tells us that Lord Damp Nut wants a piece of the action on GRIFTTR… (all the usual disclaimers about formatting apply) Scoop: Trump wants equity in Gettr Former President Trump wanted equity in Gettr, the new social media app … Continue reading

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Traitor Joe Strikes Again!

Traitor Joe’s allegedly centrist dark money political organization No Labels continues to fight against Democrats: NO LABELS OFFERED CONSERVATIVE DEMOCRATS HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS TO SPURN NANCY PELOSI FUNDRAISER Sources told The Intercept that the group dangled $200,000 rewards before two … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift

Professional Courtesy The worlds greatest debate club strikes again: Facing Investigation Over Stock Trades, Sen. Richard Burr Received Money For Defense From 37 Other Lawmakers [E]lection committees associated with 37 current and former lawmakers have contributed a total of $280,000 … Continue reading

Posted in Grifters Gotta Grift, Joe Manchin, Kyrsten Sinema (D-AZ), Sen. Richard Burr | 3 Comments

Minnesota Nice

Here’s the morning quote that will draw you into the story: “The party is in ruins,” Michael Brodkorb, a former deputy chair of the Minnesota GOP, said on Friday. He added, “I don’t know if the party has hit rock … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, Grifters Gotta Grift, Minnesota, Sex fiends | 14 Comments